Just learned this one. If you eat nothing but strawberries all day your pee turns pink.

If you take vitamin B complex it turns neon green. It's pretty cool!

No more orange pee. Thank God!

I'm eating a lot of spinach and my pee's neon green =D

The other day I got freaked out when I discovered my pee was cherry red. I went to the doctor because I'd been having back aches and thought I had a wicked infection. She couldn't find any evidence of an infection and the backache turned out to be from my old injury.

I was baffled until I remembered that I'd been taking cranberry extract. It turns the pee cherry red.

I get bright yellow pee when Mary Mary forces B-vitamins down my gullet. If I pee in her toilet, which has blue water, it all turns a glowing green.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
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The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

My pee turns citrine when I take my B- complex. I'll have to try the blue water thingy.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

Those of you getting citrine/very yellow'ish pee from taking B group vitamin suppliments should not worry. Talking these B suppliments will normally cause odd coloured, very yellow pee, so there is no need to worry.

Other things can make your pee change colour/smell such as asparagus etc.

Dr EricDog

If you eat blue icecream your poo turns blue!

Alright so I took a shit today and it came out all liquidy and pasty....with the poop were orange circles...like the ones you see when you mix oil with water...now i know it wasn't pee, so Im just wondering what it means

i have also pooped and had orange oil things floating in the bowl. i have never had this happen before and am really curious as to what that might mean. is the same thing happening here that happens to pee when it gets colored?

Its said to be if you eat too many carrots it does that....or collin cancer....now my dad had that and Im pooping orange oil looking stuff so Im very worried that it runs in the family

If you drink more than 3 Killians Irish Red beers your pee will be orange for sure. How intense and for how long depends on how many you drink in a certain amount of time...

ok, so i shit today and it had the little oarnge circles in it should i be worried?

Ew.

Are you on Rifampin? That turns EVERYTHING orange.

Regarding the orange coloured oil in poop, I experienced this for the first time during christmas whilst at my parents house and had absolutely no idea what was causing it there. Just today, the same thing happened again. The only thing that is the same about the two times is me eating many roasted nuts - particularly cashews. I'm not certain that this is the reason but it's the only thing I can think of that is the same... any help?

yea...i had that orange oil yesterday and it freaked me out! but then i relaized that i HAVE been eating a lot of roasted nuts! i am thinking that is the cause of it! Thank you very much anonymous coward! ok so now i have another problem...i have also had like a small white puff come out with my poop. it kind of looks like a marshmellow. any ideas?

My 4 year old daughter has had orange circles of oil too. It turns out she has been eating a lot of cashews. I was very concerned until i came accross this post with the cashew theory. I feel better now.
Thanks for sharing your experiences.

The same thing witht he orange oily circles just happened to me and I can to this site in hoping to get an answer. I feel much better now because I know that yesterday I ate a whole bag of cashews. Whew.... now I can relax.

thanks so much for providing that information, same thing happened to me and i got all freaked out...but yes, i have been eating this "cashew crunch" like a maniac! I feel so much better now!

umm .. sorry to break it to you people, but cashews are definitely not the reason for orange circle things in your poop. why? because i hate cashews, have never eaten them since 4th grade, and still have the circle problem.

I dunno, I'm getting round orange oily circles in my urine and the only thing different I ate was that I had a medium sized bags of cashews two days in a row while at work.

yeah, i think it is cashews, or peanuts, cause i just realized i ate pad-thai yesterday, which usually contains peanuts, and cabbage....and probably fish sauce or something....HOORAY FOR OIL POOP! no im actaully quite terrified

_I drink my daily 8 glasses of H2O and mine pee is light yellow.______
Producing waste since 1967

Praise god for the nuts idea. Cause i had that orange circly oil things today and i about took another crap right on the spot. I thought there was something really wrong with me but for the last day or 2 ive had a lot of nuts an cashews so yea.. i hope thats it

I have been pooping with orange circles for 3-4 days now and i havent eaten any cashews or nuts or carrots or anything else unusual
im getting kind of freaked?

i have never eaten cashews in my life and am having very bad problems with the orange oil blobs. my stomach feels weird and i have been drinking a lot of alcohol lately? i dont know but it was explosive toda yreally badly and now it just trickles when i take a number 2... idk what to do its really gross

ive had this problem for eating for over a week now. whenever i fart, i just end up getting oil on my pants. i don't know whats wrong cause i haven't been eating any nuts lately. my mom had the same problem a couple days after i first had it. i ate some canned bamboo so that might be the problem. those orange bubbles are there still. it is pretty gross. i also ate some fried fish and rice the day before. that was my diet.

Orange oil in your poop? It might be the fish.

continuation of "ive had this problem for eating for over a week now. whenever i fart, i just end up getting oil on my pants. i don't know whats wrong cause i haven't been eating any nuts lately. my mom had the same problem a couple days after i first had it. i ate some canned bamboo so that might be the problem. those orange bubbles are there still. it is pretty gross. i also ate some fried fish and rice the day before. that was my diet."

Id also like to add that the fish was a snow bass if that makes any more difference.

I was thinking the same thing Dave! I eat lots of green vegetables and sometimes my poop turns a greenish or when I go on my greek olive kick it gives it a dark consistency depending on the olive. You should see what spanakopita (thats greek for spinach pie) does to poo. Its great. Dave are we throwing a party when you get to post number 11K.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I have been pooping ORANGE and its OILY. It happens everytime I eat Fat free pringles with Olestra.

ive had the orange oil blob poo problem before, and also had it getting in my pants from farting. it only lasted me a couple days. right before i got it, i had some really bad lower back pain. i crack my back a lot. WAY too much, actually. same with my neck, elbows, wrists and knuckles. i'm only 18 and im starting to feel aches in my joints and need to crack them to temporarily relieve the pain, which only builds up again later, and i need to keep cracking to feel 'normal'. this is very bad when you're a guitar player, or any kind of musician for that matter, or even artist. you can really ruin your hands. i dont care if 'no studies have confirmed links to arthritis', I AM EIGHTEEN AND WELL ON THE WAY TO IT.

anyway that's off topic.

i had some bad lower back pain and tried cracking it to relieve the pain, which usually works, but this time only made it worse. truth is i just strained my back at work. but when i woke up in the morning, i had the orange oil in my pants. then i noticed it when i farted, i got more. that night i took a dump and the oil was floating all around the toilet, and lots on the toilet paper. i was scared that it was something to do with my back, but it went away. a couple days later i got it again, but with no back pain. that was when i had sufficient information to discover the linking symptom: i had eaten frozen pizza dinners two nights before each orange oil incident. that was the constant. and indeed, the poo oil was identical to the cheesy grease on a pizza!
ew! so i've stayed away from those since then. :P interesting though that it was the only time that had happened to me, despite having eaten the same frozen pizzas (same brand even) many times before.

I just had orange poop LOL :P I drank a Mountain Dew Game Fuel which is orange to. Haven't eaten any nuts. Think about soft drinks too.. especially ones that are colored.

How the hell are you guys getting orange poop?! I've tried every color I can think of, but orange is the only shade of the rainbow I have never achieved...

Kidding! Kidding! As Dave said, it's probably the fish. That, and you guys need to cut down on the fat in your diets. Those orange circles of oil are fats in your system that are being passed through. Stop eating so much fast food!

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What if everyone farted at once?

Cashews contain caustic resin which the body can find hard to break down. There seems to be more in cheaper cashew nuts if that makes any sense.

Slimming products contain a fat inhibitor, meaning that excess fat content is expelled almost as it entered the GI tract.

Escholar is a fish that contains a waxy substance that is unable to be broken down by the fish. The fish stores this in its muscle. The same applies when this fish is consumed, and the person who ate the product is unable to digest its fat. Instead of the absorption process taking place it is expelled as it entered the system.

There are threads in a few other websites. Expelling the oily substance may be leveraged by an already compromised digestive system (ibs). Some sufferers also have low cholesterol absorption.

guess what i got orange poop as well!! i can join the club!!! no seriously orange oily poop is not cool. but as a was getting freaked out about it i remembered i had a massive bag of cheap cashew nuts. still feeling a bit freaked i googled cashew nuts effects and this website popped up. im so relieved im normal. still wont ever have any of those nuts again though

I ate 2.5 lbs. of "baby" carrots with ranch dip in the last two days and had very soft orange poop. It's like the lottery. You never know what you're going to get, but certain things make sense, like carrots and orange poop. I think I met my beta carotene quota for the month. BTW, beta carotene is fat-soluble, so I wonder if, somehow, it comes out in undigested lipids (oily substance in poop...)? Hmmm. Do oils make it out the other end without being digested??? Maybe if the stuff that breaks down fat (bile?) isn't in high enough quantities, maybe the oil comes out, along with the beta carotene that dissolved in it.

I have orange oily poop. And I am English...It travels across the oceans. I am prepared to do a survey of my poop. I will keep a poop diary based on Cashew consumption and level of orange poop. This should prove the theory one way or another.

oh that orange oil is totally caused by cashews. and yes, obviously cashews aren't the only cause, but lemme tell ya
don't get drunk and eat half a ziplock bagful of 'em. no matter how good you think they are.
don't.
do.
it.
i mean, unless you like unpleasant surprises and/or having to wash your undies and trousers and/or having to shower it off
woo!

I have no idea what's causing the orange oil slicks, but it's freaking me out beyond belief. I'm already a hypochondriac, I don't need something ACTUALLY going wrong! I haven't eaten cashews, I don't eat fish...what the HELL is wrong with me? I've barely eaten anything in the past few days, but I have had a bit of a cold. My sister seems to think it's mucus that's just taken on some of the colors that go along with poop. I need definite answers and can't find them anywhere, and now am in a state of panic, because I don't have the answer I need, and now it's a weekend. What the hell am I supposed to do? Seriously, I need an answer that can apply to me...seriously scared.

i have been eating frozen pizzas and drinking my ass off for three nights straight. i can tell you that these combined will make you poop orange oil, its nasty. the reason for the oil is that your body cant break down that much grease.

I also had the orange oil in my poo, and before I even came across this page I had a hunch that it was all the cashews I had just eaten the day before. I plan on not eating cashews for a few days to see what happens. When all is "clear" I'll binge on cashews again to see if the oil comes back.

wow. this page makes me feel better. I ate a massive amount of cashews for the last 3 or so days. I just experienced my first orange-oil poop. never again will i eat a nut. It is too disgusting.

I actually ate a whole bunch of raw cashews 2 weeks ago and had the orange oil and the poop and 2 months ago I also got orange oil after I had cashews so for me I'm pretty sure it's the cashews it's probably something that I can't digest

Wow, I can't believe how many people are having this problem!

I kind of have an orange oil poop problem, except mine is not quite orange, it's almost like neon green. Kinda looks like olive oil. But I haven't consumed olive oil recently. No cashews either. A stir fry yesterday, and some greasy chicken chunks last few days, which is my theory so far - the greasy hot sauce is turning colors on me...

Well I woke up this morning with horrible stomach pains. I blew the biggest fart I ever let go, and when i sat down my ass felt kinda slick. Then all the sudden I had to go push some poop outta my butt. I did my work and decided to look and it was Orange and Oily i almost shit myself I thought I had aids or something, but i remember at work I at some kinda white fish and had cashews as well. After all my research everyone said the same thing so dont eat to much white tuna fish or cashews, because you constantly leak outta your ass and you have to hold your farts in or its a mess and by the way the smell is horrible, smells like burnt rubber with garlic in it

Well I have a new orange poop idea. Everyone seems to get it from eating nuts which may be true. However, I had a whole can of tomatoe soup to myself yesterday, and this morning my poo came out orangy/red.
You can take that to the bank folks.

i had the orange oily dots in my poo.. today was the 2nd time in a row and i got freaked out.. HOWEVER.. i also ate the low fat pringles with Olestra that was mentioned above.. maybe its the Olestra.. beings that the cashews or nuts may have been roasted in it?

Olestra's are beings? Like from another planet??? How fucking cool is that, and how rude of us humans to eat them...what the fuck....

Bilge, glad to have you back. I was getting a little worried. I suppose I'll hit 1k sometime this spring. I hope I handle it as gracefully as you.

i've not only pooped orange oil, i've pooped bright red oil and yesterday i even pooped green oil is this normal? i eat pretty healthy, i don't eat out very often, and i haven't had any cashews or nuts.. i figure it can't be fish i've been eating fish all my life and until recently i have never pooped oil before. then all of a sudden i pooped redish orange oil... then orange... then green and even dark green is this normal?? but it's only happened since i started exercising and dropped ten pounds without taking any kind of diet pills... i don't really know what's going on and really need answers! all i see talked about is orange... i want to know about the rest... i'm feeling healthier then ever.. so i can't be sick!! does anyone know what's going on??

AC, you weren't perhaps shot in the ass by Jed Clampett?

No little p doggie, i've never been shot in the ass done in the ass or have had any other problem with my ass other then you sniffing it...

I would say you DO have a problem with your ass, as by your question. Other than making fun of you, I can't be of much help.

One bit of advice, until you get help, please refrain from swimming in the Prince William Sound. The marine mammals are still a bit skittish.

yes and when i asked this question it was directed towards someone smart who could answer it, not a LITTLE DOGGIE.. it looks like you have a little problem yourself... let me help you solve it! let me guess,you'er a lost little doggie... with no hope! you must look absolutely hideous for no-one to want you and thats probably why you spend your time on a poop website minding everyones business but your own. Here's some advise you might want to take into consideration, it will all be over with if you would just take yourself to the pound they will take you out of your misery and put you down within 3-4 days!! you're welcome for the advice i hope that you relieve us all and follow it!

Thanks, AC. We've been waiting around for somebody to suggest that prarie turn himself in to authorities. 3-4 days is a little long to wait, but we'll try to be patient.

Now as to your ass problem. I'm afraid that prarie is the local authority on asses and their problems. We'll try to get Bilgepump in here to help; he has some expertise with ass diagnosis but certainly he's no expert like doggie is (was). So I'm afraid you may be out of luck, buddy.

Good luck, but whatever you do don't go see a doctor. He'll (or she'll) just laugh and make jokes at your expense.

Hey guys, good news. Not only did Bilge adopt me before I was put down, he also adopted three more little doggies just like me. I'm busy getting them on line now and we should be having a lot of fun soon!! Oh, LJ have you heard from oily ass while I was gone?

Dear Anonymous Coward,

After careful review of your case we have to agree that you are not sick. You are, in fact, better than healthy.

The colored poops you've been experiencing have just been trial runs. You are shitting the Rainbow. It seems that the Skittles Corporation has taken up residence in your asshole. They decided that you should be the new location of operations after taking measurements. Your asshole had the largest amount of space to be offered in the tri-state area. This means, of course, that you are the largest asshole around.

We welcome your repeated visits to the site, as they re-enforce the validity of the measurements. Only someone with an asshole as large as yours would constantly post on a site that others visit the same site too much.

Please continue to post in the future, as it will hopefully make you an even bigger asshole, and that, in turn, will give the world more Skittles.

We are always right, and you're just jealous.

Sincerely,

Management

This is the funniest "shit" i've ever heard of... (altho i have it aswell at the moment)

Damn oil slicks aint fun tho... i'd rather some skid marks instead.. but oil.. hell no.... and i ate a load of cashews explains the oil... and a load of dried apricots explains the more liquid form.

I'm glad theres many others with the same problem.. i was about to goto the docs.. thinking i had some sort of disease..

oh BTW why the hell do American toilets have such small holes... i clog them on courtesy flushes... here in Australia the hole is about 3-4 larger and i clog that without the TP in 1 of 3 chances... damnit i hate my 1KG turds, after around 60-70 days i've done a shit thats equal to my weight.

I've been eating tons of cashews lately and today I was stunned to see my oilly poop. Ive had nothing else to eat that I don't consume on a regular basis. I'm confident the cashews are at play here.

OP, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest you stop eating cashews, unless you were planning to erect an oil derrick on your ass.

I'm going to go out on the Prarie Doggins limb and break it, by suggesting going to a doctor. If the orange oil pancakes persist and/or are acoompanied by epigastic pain. You could be having malabsorbtion due to a number of reasons like, for example, Pancreatitis. Don't get scared. You probably don't have Pancreatitis because you would get really sick with nausea, vomiting, pain 10/10. If acute, end up with your butt in the hospital. It could be the first sign of Pancreatic cancer, I don't know. If you can't absorb fat then an enzyme that comes from the pancreas is not functioning. Exception is to the side effect of that chemical in the potatoe chips. If it is just that your pancreas is not functioning normally because of diabetes, you have to know . Malnourishment ensues if malabsorbtion is not corrected. Get it checked out .

(limping badly) I still liked the oil derrick suggestion.

i just had the ornage oil gross poop thing too, and i really think it's because of the diet pills i am taking. alli diet pills.

could i be right??

Hi. Yes, you will have the same effect with alli. It's the fat not being absorbed by your colon

finally an answer, i've been talkin alli too and have had the same problems. at least i know i'm not dying now.

Basically I've had the whole shebang described here to cause the orange oil. I ate a can of cashews, a lot of fish, and then I excercised more than usual and today I recieved the lovely orange oil suprise!

oh my gosh i have been taking alli also and having this problem! i feel so much better now. thank you for the comments haha

I strongly agree with the post made on 2-22-08.
I haven't eaten alot of cashews recently and yesterday I barely ate anything. The day before I ate 2 bowls of Campbells tomato soup that had chunks of tomatoes in it. You can imagine my orange, mushy, oily poop mess in the toilet this morning. Oh, and I drank alot last night. SUMMER BREAK! I feel better knowing it was the tomato soup and I will take that to the bank!

I had a pee this morning, and it had the oily orange circles. i was begining to freak cuz it's the 4th of july and my doctors are closed till monday. :( but this is good, i had a ton of peanuts this tuesday, and fast food alot this week. i'm very skinny, and trying to gain weight. obviously fats arn't the answer. :(
but at least it's not cancer, or fish poisoning.(i've had no fish) thanks a bunch ppl!

I am an old man and easily confused but didn't;t this thread start about orange pee and then sorta turn to poop? I wish no bad luck on anyone but a dog I once owned was peeing bright orange and the vet said it was caused by an excessive amount of biliruben in the urine. Excessive biliruben causes jaundice and is, I believe, a sign that the old liver is not working correctly. Anyone who pees orange should see a doctor. If you shit orange just watch what you eat.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

This morning I went to the bathroom to urinate. My urine had orange cirles that looked like sequoits. (The sparkly things on garments) After ruling out the possibility of actually eating a dress, i realized that I ate a half bag of cashews in one sitting. I was horrified at first. Alhough I am blaming it on the cashews, can this be a serious disease?

omg...i thought something was really wrong with me...but i ate cooked fish for lunch and the a bunch of sushi and tons of sashimi and i had blue fin toro...guess i couldnt break down the fats from the fish...and then i had a lot of alcohol to drink too...

For those of you pooping orange oil, have you had Escolar lately? It's a delicious type of white fish. Here's the thing. The fish is actually illegal in Japan. It cannot digest all of the waxes in its diet and so it stores them as fat in its flesh. Which makes it delicious! Eating escolar can be compared to eating a stick of butter and under the right conditions, you can actually set it on fire. However, the human body cannot digest the fat and waxes stored in the Escolar's flesh and so it turns them into oil and eliminates them through our back end. It cannot be contained. Just comes out. It's yucky. It's smelly. It's uncomfortable. It's the fish. Escolar. Avoid it if you can! I unfortunately had the fish and then figured this out when the kids and I were pooping out orange oil. (sigh)

Im eating a frozen pizza and I guarantee you that tomorrow the toilet bowl will be a glowing orange mosaic of oil. It's a dirty job eating cashews, frozen pizza.

fuck me man i was so worried untill i found this page. i been leaking this fucking shit out my ass for two days. fuck me i been showering 5 times a day...fucking oragne shit smellin oil runnin down me fuckin leg its just fucking running out..i was gonna put on one of my wifes fucking pads i shit you not it was getting that bad. No more fucking cashews for me. tastey little fuckers but not worth this bloody mess..

I've been on many cashew binges and not had any problems.

Until the 1/2 kilo bag i ate over 3 days (it said eat it within 3 days of opening, no mention of what it would do to someone who consumed that amount in 3 days)

And now i have orange oil poop! Dam it's inconvenient, especially being at university with a 15 min walk there and back, that's a lot of time to risk creating an oil slick in your pants.

Any suggestions as to get rid quickly? Like drink loads of water? or eat a bag of flour to soak it up (lol)

I also now realise that the 1/2 kilo bag had 2,500 calories in it! However, after just recently managing to get my BMI up to 19.1, that doesn't worry me too much - especially with all the exercise i do.

J B OIL SHITTER.....I find your post to be a fine fucking example, of fucking overuse of the fucking "F" word. Get a fucking dictionary and see if you can ad a few more fucking words to your fucking vocabulary you fucker.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I have had this oil red/orange bubbles in the toilet after having a bowel movement. This isn't the color of the movement but the sides are full of this oily stuff? It is scary as well as gross! Now I don't eat cashews, nor lots of fish. I don't eat potato chips, no diet pills but do like beer now and then? It is scary and haven't found much help out there? Anyone???

I've been taking Alli and I have the orange oily poop problem... Alli works by keeping the stomach from absorbing some of the fat you eat. The reason for the orange oily poop is just from eating high fatty foods (like nuts) and not having them absorbed in the stomach. Thus, they are secreted as pure oil, which cannot be retained by the bowels and can cause anal leakage. Hope that helps.

The clor comes from bile.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

So, I don't eat cashews, or fish. I mostly just eat junkfood and generally am good. But today I've been feeling sick, pooped this morning it was okay, but felt sick, then around noon pooped and it was a bit diarrhea...y Then tonight I came home and took a shet, felt a lot like diarrhea, but turned out I just pooped a small piece, and also a large orange blob disc. A bit bigger than a 50 cent piece... should I be concerned? What caused this? Too much fatty oil like from fast food?

I am having redish-orange poop, i have pain the my lower stomach and in my lower back. Can u tell me what it is or do i need to go to the hospital? please, help me im freaking out.