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poop pellets. problem?

Posted 01.20.2004 by Poonurse (1313)
Kristin asks:

How come I ALWAYS poo little tiny pellets? Is there something wrong with me??? Sometimes they float.


Kristen ,

Thanks for the question. Unfortunately, though I myself have had rabbit-like pellety poo, I can't find out why. I subscribe to the theory that it is due to not drinking enough water. I hardly ever drink water.

Pellet poo is not a problem for rabbits at all. Except that they don't live very long. Hmmmm. I might want to think about this one some more.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

Turd Hugegrunt (not verified) -- 03.16.2004

Kristin:

My grandpappy was an itenerant evangelical minister with a travelling medicine show. I remembering him telling me about a lot of folks in Hazard County, Kentucky who had this poop pellet syndrome and the local doctors thought is was related to coal dust. The most popular remedy of the time was a dose of turpentine mixed with corn liquor and vaseline. The patient took big doses of the mixture orally, and doushed with it anally.

Well, anyway, my grandpappy did not agree with the local doctors, and set out to prove their remedy was actually causing a lot of sin in the community rather than curing PPD (the pellet poop disease). Papaw held several tent revivals at which he exhorcized dozens of poop demons from the ailing residents of Hazard County. In every case, the demons were driven out of the host body accompanied by thunderous claps of flatulence and copious clouds of sulfurous gastric emissions.

Once the demons were driven from the intestines of the Pellet Poopers, their digestive habits returned to normal, and much to their delight, they never pooped pellets again.

Kristin, I know how embarassing PPD must be for you, and I strongly suggest you find a Pentecostal preacher who knows how to exhorcize IDs (intestinal demons). Best of luck, hon. And don't be embarrassed when those hairy little demon monkeys fly outta your butt at the prayer meeting, the rest of your life without them will be worth it.
Peace in the pooper.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 08.03.2004

I have pellet poo all the time. It's nothing to worry about. Don't get so bent out of shape about the shape of your poo.... Unless it comes out spikey, I suppose.

Skinny the Poo (not verified) -- 02.17.2006

I think pellets are a blessing! I've often watched goats with great envy when their sphincter opens up and those slipery little balls just fall right out with no mess. I myself am a million wiper so I appreciate a nice clean dismount. There's nothing like a solid black slimy log shooting straight out your ass like a snickers bar.

healthy 1 (1426) -- 01.07.2007

I used to have pellet poo's when I would have a bout of IBS.

Anyone with this condition, my advice to you is:

A: Drink lots of water
B: Make sure to eat a coarse diet.
C: Do an occasional coloc cleanse/ detox.
D: Try to avoid OTC, laxatives, as they can lead to "lazy bowel".
E: Cut down on refined / processed foods.
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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.25.2007

hi, whenever i poo, first i have the tiny pellets, then it just turns to like a rice pudding sustance but brown, is there summat up with me, its always been like that.
Anon

Spikey (not verified) -- 07.23.2007

Every time i go to the bathroom and take a poop its always hard and spikey and sometimes make me bleed.Its also very painful.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.27.2007

why does your poop have different colors?also what is the avarage size turd?

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