I have never felt the urge to take a nap after I shit, however people near me often appear to be out cold.

I find the exact opposite. When I get up very early in the morning, if all I have to do is pee, I can most likely go right back to sleep. However, if I have to poop, that wakes me right up; no question of returning to bed after that.

I can relate to this.

When I have to take a big shit I am hyper, stressed out, and on edge.

After I drop a good load I am relaxed and calm.

I may not be so relaxed and calm that I want to take a nap, but if I get the urge to blow mud in the middle of the night I can't sleep or rest until I let go.

Sometimes I am wiped out after a leak. Well not just a leak a really venemous piss. Everyone says oh you have diabetes but when I get my sugar and stuff checked its normal GO FIGURE.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

If you're anything like me, Thunder, its from manhandling my trouser anaconda...its a fucking workout.

What was it that South Park's Eric Cartman said? "You know that feeling you get after taking a huge dump? Awesome!"

Didn't the good witch tell Dorothy "poopies, poopies will make you sleep"

Well ding dong da dairy oh, it was the wicked witch. I sit corrected.

"Bilgepump (778) -- 01.19.2008
If you're anything like me, Thunder, its from manhandling my trouser anaconda...its a fucking workout."

I don't know. It seems that the guys that always talk about having a big dick are quite small in reality.

It is the same theory with these clowns that drive these huge pickup trucks with the monster tires. Usually the guy that drives the truck is 5 foot 2. And probably has a little dick.

Its a fucking joke, Doniker, for christ sake!!!

Some of us have to drive those huge pickups just to haul our hogleg around. Don't hate on my one-ton.

Snapper, if your anything like me then its probably the elevated methane levels making you sleepy and light-headed.

what you said may be a joke, Bilge.

but my comment was the truth.

yeah, ok...try analyzing your belly button lint, or something more productive....jeezuz.

To explain it in scientific terms, the bacterial mites that inhabit your colon jump into the poop as you plunge it down the canal.

Those mites contain "corbo-mite", a toxic morass of fungi that sap energy modules out of your ass hole. Kinda like klingons throwing themselves in the flux capacitor to protect "Khan" force energy.

Beam me up Osama Bin Obama

It depends on the pooping session's contents. If it's a solid slider that exits easily and effortlessly, then I'm energized and ready to conquer the world. If it's a bowl blasting, hot lava which is propelled by gut heaves, then I need a little rest.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!