why is my poop so big?

Assphelgm, one of our members, has a great story in the PR.com archive entitled 'An Unbalanced Breakfast'-- a stirring saga in which he described how he produced a bright blue turd.

In the thread discussion that accompanies the article, he mentioned that he always produced huge turds and his mom showed him how to chop them up with a coat hanger so they would flush.

Someone else (I dont remember his name ): ) wrote us a story. He went to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents. In the bathroom , he saw a slender stick by the toilet. The stick was painted blue.

In all innocence, he asked what it was for. His girlfriend became tense and defensive, as did her mother.

But the father of the family was glad to explain. The blue stick was a turd chopper. The girl's brother happened to produce huge turds, had always done, so and they plugged the toilet.

So Dad created a turd chopper and kept it by the toilet. The thing was coated with water proof paint, and blue was the only color Dad had available.

So--lots of people produce giant turds.

I envy them.

I have had trouble with larget turds for some time also...my record was 14 inches long and what looked to be about 5 or more inches around....I couldn't actually measure the girth without getting shit on my fingers. But what i did to make them smaller and softer was eat Puerco Pabil...that did the trick.

my shit is allways fat hard long i go once a week i take a lot of fiber fruits no help

i have hard,stuck poop in my butt right now.everytime i try to push,it hurts toooooo much,and i suck them back into my butt and give up.i want them to get softer while they are already in my butt.What can i do to make them EXTRA soft?

I just found this website accident, but found it very interesting and thought I should share my experiences. Since I was young; 42 now, I have moved my bowels on an average of 3 times a day. Many times the BM would be really long, sometimes 12 inches. I am not one to sit on the toilet and read a magazine either; usually done in 1 min or less. I also never really had constipation or diarrhea. My problem is that when I have to go, there is no waiting; have to fine a bathroom soon. I swear everything I eat goes right out the other end in no time. My diet includes everthing, but not many sweets. I have never been on a diet and pretty much eat what ever I want. My weight is 136 and height about 5'4. I no I am busy person, but I don't exercise. My god if I did that, I'd probably have to live in the bathroom. Is there anyone else that has the same issue? I have heard of people that don't go for 1-2 weeks. Where do they hold it all?

i dont know how to fart at will and i want to be able to do so. does any one know what position is best to fart at will?

Hello, my poo won't flush and it's quite big too so... what might be my problem? is there a a food I should stop eating in particular?

Cipa

The other day ^^^ I did a poop to , it was fucking massive it took 10 times to push out and when it dropped i think my bumhole split and i fell to the ground in pain and crying.

I suffer from the giant turd affliction, my craps are up to 2 inches in diameter. But I try to go every couple of days so there's less of a compaction factor and things come out easier. It used to be a huge problem for me, and it was really embarrassing to ask my mom to help me unclog the toilet every time I crapped when I was a kid.

my son suffer for Huge,hard & long timing poops since almost born , so this is not really about fiber and fluids , there must be unother reason all with t he same condition share , and the bloody docs didn't found yet ...

I poop real big. And when I was little, even still now I've sometimes held it, but for a while there I would go everyday or so and it'd be small, soft and flushable. But now it's back to being huge and now I am afraid to go, I feel so embarrasses to ask for my Mom to check the toilet before I flush. My mom doesn't have a poop crusher and she doesn't realize that I can't help it, and now I've read the replie to someof these things but will fiber and fruits help me with my situation? Cause I really cannot go on livinglike this anymore. I like to poop, LOL, I don't want anything to prevent me from doing that like a normal human being

Hi...Everytime i try pushing out my poop, it hurts...so as soon as it comes out, my butt hurts and sometimes i bleed. Why does this happen? is this some form of constipation? And also my body function in a way people wouldn't understand. i can't just go to the bathroom and poop, i have to concentrate...why am i like that?

American standard makes toilets that can handle turfs up to 5 pounds in weight. I'd challange any one involved in this thread to back up a champion 4 or a cadet 3. I put a cadet 3 in my house and have been trying for weeks to back it up. No luck yet. Will advise.

You people are very strange. I laughed out loud at some of your issues. I'm laughing at you.
What you need is medical Help. Sorry, but I can't give you people it. You should also try talking to a therapist.

GROSS!!lol..hahaha.

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