my ass really, really, really smells

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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1518 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

Anomalous Coward's picture
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I last laid eyes on this thread nigh unto five years ago; maybe even more. I cannot believe it is still going. Wow.

Here's a thought - they say chlorophyll eliminates odor. Go outside, drag you ass in the grass like a dog, then shove a fistful of grass up your ass.

Anonymous's picture

I am an IBS sufferer who has a stinky ass smell too guys. I asked one of my relatives who is an experienced surgeon and he told me to check for something called Anal fistula. I asked my colorectal surgeon and he told me to do an MRI (magnetic resonance imaging, surprisingly!! the Anal fistula (i.e. an opening between 2 epithelial surfaces was found at 5 o,clock when considering my anus hole as the clock. Soon I am going to undergo a simple 30 min surgery to clean the fistula to aid the cleaning of the pus that has accumulated at that area.

This is my advice to you guys... it is up to you if you want to follow what I am saying or not.

You could at least ask for an MRI for your abdomen to check for Anal fistula's first.

Hang on everybody until you find your own anal fistula and remove it.

Anonymous's picture

I love smelly asses!

Anonymous's picture

Please elaborate. Especially about fish odor.

Anonymous's picture

someone once mentioned trimethylaminuria. according to wikipedia..
Avoiding foods such as egg yolks, legumes, red meats, fish, beans and other foods that contain choline, carnitine, nitrogen, sulfur and lecithin
Taking low doses of antibiotics such as neomycin and metronidazole[6] in order to reduce the amount of bacteria in the gut
Using slightly acidic detergent with a pH between 5.5 and 6.5
Additionally, at least one study[7] has suggested that daily intake of the supplements activated charcoal and/or copper chlorophyllin may improve the quality of life of individuals afflicted with TMAU by helping their bodies to oxidize and convert TMA to the odorless N-oxide (TMAO) metabolite.

I guess you could try it if you are that desperate, but really this is a problem that affects more than one person, so I think the more of us out there, the more people will get used to it and know how to deal with it.

Anonymous's picture

This song from Caravan is surely for you Stevey Stank Ass:

"Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a Golf Gurl
Selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim..."

hahahaha, I mean, 'So I could watch the Golf GUrl'

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Dear Anonymous, I am ready to swap whenever you are. Just so you know what you are trading your stinky ass for I am an elderly diabetic with crippling gout, hypertension, atrial fibrillation, a dick that died a few years back, hemorrhoids, cataracts, and a few warts in various places. Oh, did I mention liver spotted arms and hairy ears? I can't wait until all I have to worry about is a stinks asshole.

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Anonymous's picture

I have this problem as well. My friend said I smell like shit. It truly began at the start of this year, back in school. I wipe my ass dry until it's clean and no shit is visible. I even dig inside my ass hole. Then, there is soon blood because I wipe so much. I used baby wipes (the result was I smelled like baby wipes) so fuck that. I feel like I have a hemmeroid or structure inside my ass hole, because it's hard to fully defecate. I'll have to sit on the toilet for a while, pushing so hard that it nearly makes me go unconscious from the strenuous pushing. My mornings start at 6:00 and as early as 5:30, so I can drink coffee and hope to fully cleanse my intestine of all feces so I can not smell. Usually I'll have to go 4-6 times in one morning and I'll end up being late to school, even after waking up that early. This is fucking with my social life so badly, I can't talk to girls because I'm afraid they're going to say I smell like ass. In the morning my stomach hurts so badly 1st period that I feel like I have to take a huge shit, but I don't. It's either a fart or it goes away. Sometimes it's so unbearably painful that I have to stop what I'm doing and wait it out.

This is a REAL FUCKING ISSUE. This is not a troll. This actually happens to people, like myself. There has to be a cure for this, because I would take ANYBODY'S problems over JUST THIS ONE PROBLEM (meaning I would trade this one problem for ALL of yours) any day of the fucking week.

Anonymous's picture

I wish some women would have the same courtesy of not having sex while they smell like a can of tuna.

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Why would you recommend vitamin stores above drug stores? Last year there was a study done on active contents of many supplements and Sam's Club "Member's Mark" products received high marks while the Vitamin Shoppe received lower marks and contaminants were even discovered in some of what they sell. I'll go with the purity of Member's Mark coupled with lower prices.

As for the smart asses on this site you must remember that this is a humor site, it is run by and for wise asses, bless them. I am proud to be one of the wise asses even though you are probably correct in your assumption that I have no life, I talk to myself even when other people are around.
My greatest achievements are having conquered level five on Ms Pacman and once scoring 100,000 on Tetris.

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Anonymous's picture

B complex has helped me, not perfect but does help. Fiber and lots of water. Get B complex from a vitamin store not a drug store, get at least B100, I take two a day after I poop. Stay away from caffeine, chocolate, and alcohol. You suffer from IBS and incomplete bowel movements.

Suffering from this for about 20 years, started after a bout of constipation. I know I don't stink all the time but don't know when I do or don't. To some of the smart asses, why are you on this site any way no life probably. I go to the bathroom and don't feel like I finish but can't go any more. Has caused a lot of anxiety taking medications for that.

Been to the doctor for test, all they say is it's IBS. Good luck.

Anonymous's picture

I am 15, I've been having a bubbling feeling in my stomach and inner arse. I first noticed that I was smelling in middle school. I would hear things like "someone shit their pants," at a point it was so bad people were coming up to me and telling I smelled bad or asking me if even wipe. I take 2-3 showers a day.

I went to the doc she told me I had IBS. I have diarrhea and I am a social outcast. I get stomach pains everyday, bubbly stomach etc. I am not sure what to do, if someone finds some sort of cure it help to lead a normal life.

Anonymous's picture

I can't imagine what you guys are going through.

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So Anonymous, you suggest less meat but more zinc. That creates something of a dichotomy because meat is natures best source of zinc. Eat plenty of rare beef liver and an occasional chunk of Bambi for excellent zinc intake.

Vegans can get sufficient zinc from eating lots of beans but then their asses will stink from the flatulence. Something of a lose lose situation.

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Anonymous's picture

Everyone experiencing this problem please listen to this!!!!
This is what you do;
1. Take a shower, what is making this smell is coming from that area so wash it. What you DO NOT DO is don't apply any kind of soap to it, just water. A high pressure shower head should do the trick. One of the shower heads that can change the pressure. When you are done in the shower do not dry your crack at all, let it stay wet as it is. you cannot dry it

2. After every poop you have wipe until you do not see anymore poop on your tissue, then when that is done, wipe with a baby wipe or use baby powder.

3. Take two showers a day, wake up and before sleep.

4. Eat FIBER!

5. Don't sit on your ass all day and be sure to allow oxygen in that area, get some air.

6. When your ass gets sweaty apply some soap on a rag and squeeze your cheeks and scrub on the cracks outside. and your pilondial area. That's the area at the top of the crack.

7. Now what I did and it stopped me from smelling like this completely, and keep in mind, I've had this problem from freshmen year to senior year.

Take a vitamin supplement called CENTRUM. It is high in ZINC. You need lots of ZINC and less MEAT. Download a calorie counter app, or look up one online, then add the foods you eat. You don't have to eat a lot of meat just eat until you have met your goals in all items on the dietary list. I use Calorie Counter app on iphone.

Use these steps, they all work. Oh, and NO COLOGNE OR PERFUME!

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem like most of you. I think this life isnt worth living.

Anonymous's picture

Hi everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm going through the same thing. I actually thought that I was the only person going through this up until a month ago when I stumbled onto this site. I thought I was going crazy.

When I tried to confront those close to me the answer would be, "no don't be silly," or "I can't smell anything," yet other people would laugh or keep away, etc. I can only handle so much so naturally I would turn to junk food, stay home, no outings etc. I did try a lot of things over the years but nothing really helped.

What I do know is I definitely need to change my eating habits. I also found myself a really good colonic clinic, now I've been going quite a few times now, but I know that I also have to make efforts as well to start making some changes. I will keep you all posted on how it goes. I just want to thank the website because I don't feel so alone.

Anonymous's picture

Hi Anonymous,

What dosage of ketoconazole did you take? Is your condition leaky gas? Did you have warm sensation near your anus when you sat? I am feeling hopeless and terrible. Please reply. My email id:

Thank you!

Anonymous's picture

If it's that bad just eat some
Ex-lax and shoot the shit.

Anonymous's picture

wipe your ass.

Anonymous's picture

Bloody white assholes who dosent wash their asses after taking a dump. For fucksake I dont know how you white people can stay without washing ass after taking a dump. We Asians we always wash ass after taking a dump. Disgusting stinky ass mother fuckers.

Moderators comment. I lived in Asia for eight years and never noticed this incessant ass washing of which you speak.

What I think is actually happening to you is that your kimchi breath is so strong it overpowers the stench of your asshole which is still there.

Your friend,

Anonymous's picture

Your problem is candidas/leaky gut. I had the same problem for years with a bad smell coming from my rectum region. Your best bet is to go to a naturopath. The problem is caused by yeast buildup in the intestines which through time grows bigger and can cause all sorts of problems to your health. Check on candida and the candida diet which you need to get yourself onto. It's basically a cleanse your system diet, which cuts out all gluten products like bread, pizza, breakfast cereals etc.

Sugar is the main thing which has to be eliminated because it feeds the yeast that's thriving in your body. No sweets, chocolate, alcohol, even most fruit because they contain a certain sugar which also feeds yeast. Diary products like milk, yogurt, cheese etc.

Completely rearrange your lifestyle, start eating lots of fresh vegetables like spinach, parsley, GARLIC, ONIONS, GINGER, brocolli, cabbage,cauliflower, artichokes etc. You still can eat organic meat like, chicken, turkey, lamb and also white fish. These will give you protein and will help you cut down on other foods.

Also carbohydrates are full off starch which turn into sugar while digesting in your body, this then also feeds yeast. These foods are bread, potatoes, pumpkin, carrots etc.

Start eating millet and quinoa which you'll get from your health food store. COCONUT OIL is another main one, its full of carplyate acid which also kills off yeast build up. Hemp seed and flax seed are good and full of nutrients which help with this process, also cinnamon is good. all can be gotten from your health store. Also supplements to get in the health store are, yeast balance tablets- take 2 twice a day between meals, spilanthes paracress drops, take as directed on box, these will help eliminate the yeast build up. Also take pro biotic tablets which can also be bought at your local health shop.

Sulphur is also good helping clean your blood. This may sound like a lot and near impossible to do but trust me I went through hell with this problem. I'm now glad I got myself diagnosed and got the problem back to order. This isn't an overnight treatment plan,you've got to be dedicated to overcome this and put your mind and body to it. Get off all sugar foods and get your body back to normal, beer is also a big contributor to yeast overgrowth, so cut it for as long as it takes until your smell is gone and you feel healthier and more full of life. This candida problem is becoming a big problem with lots of people having it and going unnoticed, it can get out of hand and call all sorts of problems like chrons disease, liver failure, kidneys problems, even schizophrenia. So I suggest you read up on candidas and leaky gut, leaky gut is caused by the candidas also, which runs your immune system down and your liver can't fight of the toxins in your body. So cleanse yourself completely start drinking herbal tea and eliminate coffee and tea unless it black tea. Leave off pork also its full of chemicals and isn't good for your body anyway. Good luck with this hope this helps!

Anonymous's picture

Hey Fellows: Here is the solution.

1) It is just an bacterial infection. Take the antibiotic called Flagyl (Metronidazol) for 10 days. One in the Morning one and one each evenings.

2) Your stomach lining is irritated or inflamed.
Take up to six weeks of Omeprazole. Take it with the antibiotic (Flagyl) morning and evening, but continue taking omerazole. Omepazole is a so called proton pump inhibitor that reduces stomach acid.

3) When real stinking is gone, the stinking is still in your head. This you have to go under people in trains and buses to get rid of and and get use to it.

4) If you have hemorrhoids, fistulas, or rectum prolapse then you need surgery else there is no chance.

But most it is really because of stomach lining, ulcers, etc. and bacteria.

Good Luck.

Anonymous's picture

Even funnier there's a moderator for this kind of shit. Get a fucking life you freaks!

Where can your interest in other peoples ass problems come from? Tell me about your father. Did his shit stink?

For fucks sake!

Moderators comment;

Carefully read your comment and you will discover why we have moderators. I had to carefully edit almost every word in your comment before it made any sense.

By the way, if you have no interest in the ass problems of others how do you explain your presence on this site?

Now, get back in your mama's basement and troll another site.


Anonymous's picture

I don't know why I Googled cheesy ass crack but I did. Wipe your asses properly you freaks.

Anonymous's picture

There's a product called "Fresh Balls" with tea tree oil. Don't ask me how I know, I was just searching for odor eliminating products on ebay and amazon.

Anyway it might help you. Also you should go to the doctor to rule out infection.

Anonymous's picture

HELP! I too have suffered this stupid problem. I will tell you my symptoms. I think it started about a year and a half years ago when I was 17. I just got my first job and life was good. I had a girlfriend and I'm a good looking guy in good health. I'm at the gym 5 days a week and shower daily so I'm not your typical suspect for this. I guess I've lost my job and girlfriend through this and just need it to stop.

I don't smell this eggy/fart smell myself but family members do. It's not all the time it comes and goes so when people ask what's that smell I just say, "I farted," to save the embarrassment. The smell is just like a fart smell, not like I shit my pants. Just like eggs.

I've been to hospital, had blood and wee samples, everything was fine. Now I got to go back on July 23rd, 2012 Just over a month away. This time I'm getting metabolic tests so I hope for some results.

Everyday I think of just ending my life but I want to live a normal life again. It's just so undeserved because I think I'm a nice guy.

Anyway I would love to talk with some of you and give advice and probably learn something myself.

Contact me at;

I'm 18 and from the UK. Good luck everyone!

Anonymous's picture

I too have this problem. My balls sweat and that's where the smell seems to be coming from.

Anonymous's picture

I recently commented here. I too have had this problem in the past. I have recently figured a way to get rid of it. My way is, I bought a shower head with different cycles. The cycle that I use is called power cycle. It is the one with lots of pressure. Kind of like those toilets in France.

Well I just bend over in (I know it sounds gay) butt doggy style position and soak the inside of my rectum and I do this for about 5 minutes. Before I figured this out I was always rubbing it with a cloth. What you do not want is for your ass to get dry. I figured that out the hard way. It just creates an even worse smell.

After doing this do not use soap on the inside of you ass. Do not let soap even touch the inside of your ass cheeks. Squeeze your cheeks really tight and scrub your crack well on just the outside. Do this just 2 times in the shower. The smell for men went away all day. And I am so happy. Try it. Message me on yahoo. If you too found this trick useful. Remember do not use soap on the inside of your ass crack. Good luck.

Anonymous's picture

I have a simple solution people so listen! When you go for a shit and wipe your smearing shit back all over your ass and cheeks! Make sure you don't do this! Toilet paper is deceiving! Not all the shits gone even when its clear! Its only about 60% clean!

Make sure you fold toilet paper up (about 2 squares) dab it with tap water and wipe again! This will get the more difficult bits out, then just keep doing it till it's cleaner, then check with a dry one! Also don't shower! Take baths!

You can use soap or shower gel with a face cloth and just wipe up the bum! Make sure the cheeks are clean too because that's what shit gets stuck to! Then it drys in and causes the stink! Doing this will clean your bum from 60%
To 85-90%! Remember your bum won't always be completely clean! And the hair on your crack stops the odors!

Hope this helped just hate seeing people desperate everyone deserves to live their lives without limits! Follow this and you will be cleaner! You're welcome!

Anonymous's picture

please dont give up hope

Anonymous's picture

Steve, just stay in a tub with hot water for a while and find as much results as possible and report them to your doctor immediatly(if so, write on paper). If they don't know what to do, your lifes gone :).

Anonymous's picture

I have learned a way to keep the shit (skid marks) off my briefs after taking a shit. Wipe with wet, clean toilet paper after you crap. When you get your asshole as clean as possible, use a few squares of toilet paper and wedge in your asshole and ass crack. Take the soiled paper out later.

Also, if he can wedge a finger in your asshole and take the excess shit out, that helps a lot. That may be gross, you can always use surgical gloves. A shower is best if at all possible.

Anonymous's picture

**Lactozyme works for me.**

I still usually have to wipe an extra time about an hour after a bowel movement. I was more concerned with the odor though.

I had lost weight (45 lbs), worked out, changed my diet, changed toilet paper, visited a regular Dr. (including blood work and stool sample), a chiropractor, tried all sorts of natural supplements; aloe, vitamin D, cinnamon, garlic, active charcoal, alfalfa, vitamins K, & B12, antibiotics, zinc, yogurt, dairy. I'd suffered about 9 months. I feel like I had wiping issue 1-2 years prior. I was using wipes to mask the smell. Also air fresheners at my desk, hourly bathroom trips.
Try everything, be confident.

I'm sure you have a friend with body odor or something that you accept. Your reading this blog is the first step.

Next I would have tried a proctologist, gastrointerologist acupunctureist,or herbalist.

You'll be fine!
Thank you all for your help.

Anonymous's picture

This is what works for me:

Hi there, I lived with the problem through high school. People said I smelled like ass, rotting eggs, and similar things. I did not smell it.

I have hemorrhoids, is it related? I'm not sure. But I can tell you when I take a crap regularly the smell seems to go away. I started taking fiber to become more regular, now my body doesn't need the fiber and I crap twice daily.

Still today if I have to hold it in people, and family will tell me I smell. But even when I reeked of sweaty ass crack everyday I had a girlfriend, good friends, and began flight school. Today I'm a commercial pilot, getting to travel the country and meet new people. You are your own worst enemy, good people will see the good in you even if you smell. BE CONFIDENT. Feel free to email me @ I wish you best of luck.

Anonymous's picture

Damn, there are some serious freaks on this website!

Anonymous's picture

Yes some girls and boys like the sweet smell coming from the asshole during sex. It is normal. I fingered my asshole and smelt it in my childhood. I do still have that smell.

Anonymous's picture

Hello my friends
I've been researching some products to take the smell away. I haven't been able to order these from because I live in Canada but if you live in the States you might be able to. Apparently there's this spray with manuka honey and this honey has an antibacterial effect and the spray has spearmint oil as well which might take away the odor. I haven't tried it yet so I don't know if it works but it might be of interest to some people. Cureceuticals Fresh Me Up Incontinence Manuka Honey Daily Hygiene Spray - Spearmint, 2-Ounce and MediSafe Incontinence & Ostomy Odor Control 4 oz Personal Spray the other spray sounds like it might be good to take away the odor.

Anonymous's picture

Stick a bar of soap up your bum then wash it with your shower head. I have the same problem and this works for at least five or six hours.

Anonymous's picture

Sadly, a lot of people will not hang out with you because you "smell funny" It's pathetic really but I guess a lot of people won't bite the bullet to get to know a good person. I myself suffer from this.

I've suffered from constipation since I was 9 years old and I am now 17, almost 18 years old. I have no idea what's going on but I have suffered from "odors" that I myself hate. You're enjoying yourself and suddenly you realize that you may actually smell, and there's just nothing you can do. You try sprays, anti-bacterial things, baby powder, deodorants, but some only work for so long while others just don't work at all. Then you're just begging God to kill you.

So far it seems like anti-bacterial sanitizers seem to work for a time. Keep a little one with you and when you think the odor is coming back, use a little bit. You're not going to have to bring a whole bag or something into the bathroom, just a small bottle. At least until you figure out what's going on because sometimes there just isn't enough body spray in a small container to mask such an odor.

I am one sufferer who has yet to figure out what the heck is going on.

Anonymous's picture


I TOO bear this issue. im a guy and i do my best to be hygienic. I went to a colorectal specialist and had anoplasty. its just been 2 weeks,

youre problem is mucus seepage/hemmorhoids/internal/external or fistulas.

have it checked. good luck everyone.

i forgot, suppositories like faktu etc and SITZ BATH CONSTANTLY. cheers

Anonymous's picture

Hi. Guy from UK here. First of all don't give up. We all have the same medical condition so you are not alone! Remember us all on here when someone is making fun at you. It is best that you tell someone about it if you can. Tell someone who you know will be understanding! Maybe tell your best friend that you stink for some reason and can they smell you. Try and laugh with them about it but say it is getting you down!! Get them to say if they can smell you anytime.
I'm pretty sure as someone posted I have Descending Perineum Syndrome. I don't fully empty my bowel so poo is stuck just inside the anus. That's why a lot of us have to wipe for ages! After I have done a poo and wiped myself I have stuck a finger up my bum and can feel poo just inside my anus. No wonder a poo smell comes out with poo stuck inside just behind the anus in the rectum!!!! Also it then makes me sweat down there. With me the smell gets worse when I am anxious or stressed out for instance when I am going out with friends or people get too close to me. Mine started when I was about 17. I remember going for a poo and just couldn’t get all the poo out and from then on I feel like I never have fully emptied.
Doing research I found on I found this posting on it about this guy:
“Dr sent me to a psychiatrist who then confirmed this smell is anxiety related because this smell got worse when I was around people he decided to try me with 50mg of sertraline to see if it helped ...well what difference I felt I could go out without having to rush home. I am now smell free just after 6 months on these tablets I'm looking to go back to work after 10 years and do my driving lessons I can't believe for 10 years my illness was all down to anxiety.”
I don’t really want to go on Sertraline so I thought about herbal tablets that calm you down. I have ordered off ebay Valerian Root tablets and St Johns Wort tablets. I’m also going to order Passion flower tablets. Going to try these out and I’ll let you all know if they help. It’s not a cure but if they can make me relaxed and keep stress and anxiety levels down then the smell should be controlled. I’ve tried Nullo tablets and also Solaray Chlorophyll tablets. Both are internal deodorant tablets. Both bought off ebay but Solaray are cheaper and dispatched in the UK. I would say they did help and are safe to use although they make your poo green. I am going to do some more research on Descending Perineum Syndrome then see my doctor again. I am now 39 and have been to the doctors many times but they do not understand enough about it so I need all the information I can gather to present to them for them to listen to me!
I have trained myself to poo in the morning before I go to work. My routine is I poo in the morning and shower. While in the shower I stick my finger up my bum to push back the poo and rectum and then wash my anus. After I have dried myself I wipe to see if there is any poo on toilet paper. Sometimes none, sometimes a few wipes and it is clean. I don’t eat foods that will make me fart only if I know I am not going out socialising. Coffee definitely brings on my smell so I cut coffee out as much as I can and just have it at weekends if I’m not socialising. I can get through the day without smelling like this. Drink water on its own, this really does help too. For the sweating I bought Driclor a roll on deodorant. Put it on at night along your arse crack and around the anus and bum cheeks but not on the anus. It will sting a bit but bear with it. Wash it off in the morning. It lasts for months so I only have to apply it twice a year! I have had this for 22 years so I know the poo smell can be controlled so don’t give up. Attack it from all sides. Confront those who poke fun at you. Say you have a medical problem and IBS so please do not make comments. Approach them individually and say it nicely at first. You will find that most are embarrassed and will leave you alone. My motto is “Whatever it Takes”. I will do Whatever it takes to beat this poo smell. I will do Whatever it takes to live a normal life and Whatever it takes to find out what is causing this smell and to be cured from it!! Good luck people

Anonymous's picture

thanks mate .

Anonymous's picture

It's not as simple as not wiping the ass for some people. They have something else going on such as hemorrhoids, encopresis, fissures, candida, tmau or other problems. No one is a loser here for having a problem they can't help.

Anonymous's picture

Loser! I'm Gail and just reading that you have an odor in your ass I won't hang out with you. I will recommend others girl to not hang out with you, even if you find the cure of your badly-wiped ass. Because that's all this is- YOU DON'T WIPE YOUR ASS WELL. Men...

Anonymous's picture

I have this problem too.

Anonymous's picture

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Anonymous's picture

Hi Tomas, no there is no such thing as a cork for your butt. This is a joke. It's been said to me as well. If you are a soda drinker stop. this makes the problem worse. Try some yogurt with probiotics in it daily. It helps me.

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Anon, I am both saddened and impressed with your comment. I don't like to think about any old dog with chronic health issues, but I like that your friend has not abandoned the dog to the pound. I believe that abandoning an older animal is truly telling about a person, and telling in the worst way.

I hope that you do check back, because I have found the most wonderful relief for my dogs' ear issues when I use a seventy percent water and thirty percent vinegar solution in a squirt bottle twice a week for them. The solution seems to keep their ears dry, and it keeps yeast at bay -- that black goop that will accumulate.

I hope your friend's dog dies a good dog death, sleeping in bed after a full meal. Good luck to you!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

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I'm positive that a lot of people commenting here have psychological disorders that cause them to hallucinate smells. Your brain can fool you smell-wise. Like for instance my friend has a really stinky old dog that pisses on itself when it sleeps and suffers from chronic ear infections. The combination of the piss and the infection creates a godawful smell which is so strong I cannot even begin to describe it. If I get a real good whiff of it, I can smellucinate it from time to time for days afterwards, even though logic tells me the dog is nowhere near me. I remember the first time I tasted and smelled an unwashed pussy, I could not get the taste and the smell out of me for weeks. Every time I ate something, it would combine with the pussy taste. And then you start obsessing over it and convincing yourself that the smell is real. I'm not saying that's what's going on with everyone here, but definitely a few of you.

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