my ass really, really, really smells

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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.





Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1518 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

Anomalous Coward's picture
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I last laid eyes on this thread nigh unto five years ago; maybe even more. I cannot believe it is still going. Wow.

Here's a thought - they say chlorophyll eliminates odor. Go outside, drag you ass in the grass like a dog, then shove a fistful of grass up your ass.

Anonymous's picture

I am an IBS sufferer who has a stinky ass smell too guys. I asked one of my relatives who is an experienced surgeon and he told me to check for something called Anal fistula. I asked my colorectal surgeon and he told me to do an MRI (magnetic resonance imaging, surprisingly!! the Anal fistula (i.e. an opening between 2 epithelial surfaces was found at 5 o,clock when considering my anus hole as the clock. Soon I am going to undergo a simple 30 min surgery to clean the fistula to aid the cleaning of the pus that has accumulated at that area.

This is my advice to you guys... it is up to you if you want to follow what I am saying or not.

You could at least ask for an MRI for your abdomen to check for Anal fistula's first.

Hang on everybody until you find your own anal fistula and remove it.

Anonymous's picture

I love smelly asses!

Anonymous's picture

Please elaborate. Especially about fish odor.

Anonymous's picture

someone once mentioned trimethylaminuria. according to wikipedia..
Avoiding foods such as egg yolks, legumes, red meats, fish, beans and other foods that contain choline, carnitine, nitrogen, sulfur and lecithin
Taking low doses of antibiotics such as neomycin and metronidazole[6] in order to reduce the amount of bacteria in the gut
Using slightly acidic detergent with a pH between 5.5 and 6.5
Additionally, at least one study[7] has suggested that daily intake of the supplements activated charcoal and/or copper chlorophyllin may improve the quality of life of individuals afflicted with TMAU by helping their bodies to oxidize and convert TMA to the odorless N-oxide (TMAO) metabolite.

I guess you could try it if you are that desperate, but really this is a problem that affects more than one person, so I think the more of us out there, the more people will get used to it and know how to deal with it.

Anonymous's picture

This song from Caravan is surely for you Stevey Stank Ass:

"Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a Golf Gurl
Selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim..."

hahahaha, I mean, 'So I could watch the Golf GUrl'

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Dear Anonymous, I am ready to swap whenever you are. Just so you know what you are trading your stinky ass for I am an elderly diabetic with crippling gout, hypertension, atrial fibrillation, a dick that died a few years back, hemorrhoids, cataracts, and a few warts in various places. Oh, did I mention liver spotted arms and hairy ears? I can't wait until all I have to worry about is a stinks asshole.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

I have this problem as well. My friend said I smell like shit. It truly began at the start of this year, back in school. I wipe my ass dry until it's clean and no shit is visible. I even dig inside my ass hole. Then, there is soon blood because I wipe so much. I used baby wipes (the result was I smelled like baby wipes) so fuck that. I feel like I have a hemmeroid or structure inside my ass hole, because it's hard to fully defecate. I'll have to sit on the toilet for a while, pushing so hard that it nearly makes me go unconscious from the strenuous pushing. My mornings start at 6:00 and as early as 5:30, so I can drink coffee and hope to fully cleanse my intestine of all feces so I can not smell. Usually I'll have to go 4-6 times in one morning and I'll end up being late to school, even after waking up that early. This is fucking with my social life so badly, I can't talk to girls because I'm afraid they're going to say I smell like ass. In the morning my stomach hurts so badly 1st period that I feel like I have to take a huge shit, but I don't. It's either a fart or it goes away. Sometimes it's so unbearably painful that I have to stop what I'm doing and wait it out.

This is a REAL FUCKING ISSUE. This is not a troll. This actually happens to people, like myself. There has to be a cure for this, because I would take ANYBODY'S problems over JUST THIS ONE PROBLEM (meaning I would trade this one problem for ALL of yours) any day of the fucking week.

Anonymous's picture

I wish some women would have the same courtesy of not having sex while they smell like a can of tuna.

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Why would you recommend vitamin stores above drug stores? Last year there was a study done on active contents of many supplements and Sam's Club "Member's Mark" products received high marks while the Vitamin Shoppe received lower marks and contaminants were even discovered in some of what they sell. I'll go with the purity of Member's Mark coupled with lower prices.

As for the smart asses on this site you must remember that this is a humor site, it is run by and for wise asses, bless them. I am proud to be one of the wise asses even though you are probably correct in your assumption that I have no life, I talk to myself even when other people are around.
My greatest achievements are having conquered level five on Ms Pacman and once scoring 100,000 on Tetris.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

B complex has helped me, not perfect but does help. Fiber and lots of water. Get B complex from a vitamin store not a drug store, get at least B100, I take two a day after I poop. Stay away from caffeine, chocolate, and alcohol. You suffer from IBS and incomplete bowel movements.

Suffering from this for about 20 years, started after a bout of constipation. I know I don't stink all the time but don't know when I do or don't. To some of the smart asses, why are you on this site any way no life probably. I go to the bathroom and don't feel like I finish but can't go any more. Has caused a lot of anxiety taking medications for that.

Been to the doctor for test, all they say is it's IBS. Good luck.

Anonymous's picture

I am 15, I've been having a bubbling feeling in my stomach and inner arse. I first noticed that I was smelling in middle school. I would hear things like "someone shit their pants," at a point it was so bad people were coming up to me and telling I smelled bad or asking me if even wipe. I take 2-3 showers a day.

I went to the doc she told me I had IBS. I have diarrhea and I am a social outcast. I get stomach pains everyday, bubbly stomach etc. I am not sure what to do, if someone finds some sort of cure it help to lead a normal life.

Anonymous's picture

I can't imagine what you guys are going through.

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So Anonymous, you suggest less meat but more zinc. That creates something of a dichotomy because meat is natures best source of zinc. Eat plenty of rare beef liver and an occasional chunk of Bambi for excellent zinc intake.

Vegans can get sufficient zinc from eating lots of beans but then their asses will stink from the flatulence. Something of a lose lose situation.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

Everyone experiencing this problem please listen to this!!!!
This is what you do;
1. Take a shower, what is making this smell is coming from that area so wash it. What you DO NOT DO is don't apply any kind of soap to it, just water. A high pressure shower head should do the trick. One of the shower heads that can change the pressure. When you are done in the shower do not dry your crack at all, let it stay wet as it is. you cannot dry it

2. After every poop you have wipe until you do not see anymore poop on your tissue, then when that is done, wipe with a baby wipe or use baby powder.

3. Take two showers a day, wake up and before sleep.

4. Eat FIBER!

5. Don't sit on your ass all day and be sure to allow oxygen in that area, get some air.

6. When your ass gets sweaty apply some soap on a rag and squeeze your cheeks and scrub on the cracks outside. and your pilondial area. That's the area at the top of the crack.

7. Now what I did and it stopped me from smelling like this completely, and keep in mind, I've had this problem from freshmen year to senior year.

Take a vitamin supplement called CENTRUM. It is high in ZINC. You need lots of ZINC and less MEAT. Download a calorie counter app, or look up one online, then add the foods you eat. You don't have to eat a lot of meat just eat until you have met your goals in all items on the dietary list. I use Calorie Counter app on iphone.

Use these steps, they all work. Oh, and NO COLOGNE OR PERFUME!

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem like most of you. I think this life isnt worth living.

Anonymous's picture

Hi everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm going through the same thing. I actually thought that I was the only person going through this up until a month ago when I stumbled onto this site. I thought I was going crazy.

When I tried to confront those close to me the answer would be, "no don't be silly," or "I can't smell anything," yet other people would laugh or keep away, etc. I can only handle so much so naturally I would turn to junk food, stay home, no outings etc. I did try a lot of things over the years but nothing really helped.

What I do know is I definitely need to change my eating habits. I also found myself a really good colonic clinic, now I've been going quite a few times now, but I know that I also have to make efforts as well to start making some changes. I will keep you all posted on how it goes. I just want to thank the website because I don't feel so alone.

Anonymous's picture

Hi Anonymous,

What dosage of ketoconazole did you take? Is your condition leaky gas? Did you have warm sensation near your anus when you sat? I am feeling hopeless and terrible. Please reply. My email id: ocean.blue143@yahoo.com

Thank you!

Anonymous's picture

If it's that bad just eat some
Ex-lax and shoot the shit.

Anonymous's picture

wipe your ass.

Anonymous's picture

Bloody white assholes who dosent wash their asses after taking a dump. For fucksake I dont know how you white people can stay without washing ass after taking a dump. We Asians we always wash ass after taking a dump. Disgusting stinky ass mother fuckers.

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Moderators comment. I lived in Asia for eight years and never noticed this incessant ass washing of which you speak.

What I think is actually happening to you is that your kimchi breath is so strong it overpowers the stench of your asshole which is still there.

Your friend,
ChiefThunderbutt

Anonymous's picture

Your problem is candidas/leaky gut. I had the same problem for years with a bad smell coming from my rectum region. Your best bet is to go to a naturopath. The problem is caused by yeast buildup in the intestines which through time grows bigger and can cause all sorts of problems to your health. Check on candida and the candida diet which you need to get yourself onto. It's basically a cleanse your system diet, which cuts out all gluten products like bread, pizza, breakfast cereals etc.

Sugar is the main thing which has to be eliminated because it feeds the yeast that's thriving in your body. No sweets, chocolate, alcohol, even most fruit because they contain a certain sugar which also feeds yeast. Diary products like milk, yogurt, cheese etc.

Completely rearrange your lifestyle, start eating lots of fresh vegetables like spinach, parsley, GARLIC, ONIONS, GINGER, brocolli, cabbage,cauliflower, artichokes etc. You still can eat organic meat like, chicken, turkey, lamb and also white fish. These will give you protein and will help you cut down on other foods.

Also carbohydrates are full off starch which turn into sugar while digesting in your body, this then also feeds yeast. These foods are bread, potatoes, pumpkin, carrots etc.

Start eating millet and quinoa which you'll get from your health food store. COCONUT OIL is another main one, its full of carplyate acid which also kills off yeast build up. Hemp seed and flax seed are good and full of nutrients which help with this process, also cinnamon is good. all can be gotten from your health store. Also supplements to get in the health store are, yeast balance tablets- take 2 twice a day between meals, spilanthes paracress drops, take as directed on box, these will help eliminate the yeast build up. Also take pro biotic tablets which can also be bought at your local health shop.

Sulphur is also good helping clean your blood. This may sound like a lot and near impossible to do but trust me I went through hell with this problem. I'm now glad I got myself diagnosed and got the problem back to order. This isn't an overnight treatment plan,you've got to be dedicated to overcome this and put your mind and body to it. Get off all sugar foods and get your body back to normal, beer is also a big contributor to yeast overgrowth, so cut it for as long as it takes until your smell is gone and you feel healthier and more full of life. This candida problem is becoming a big problem with lots of people having it and going unnoticed, it can get out of hand and call all sorts of problems like chrons disease, liver failure, kidneys problems, even schizophrenia. So I suggest you read up on candidas and leaky gut, leaky gut is caused by the candidas also, which runs your immune system down and your liver can't fight of the toxins in your body. So cleanse yourself completely start drinking herbal tea and eliminate coffee and tea unless it black tea. Leave off pork also its full of chemicals and isn't good for your body anyway. Good luck with this hope this helps!

Anonymous's picture

Hey Fellows: Here is the solution.

1) It is just an bacterial infection. Take the antibiotic called Flagyl (Metronidazol) for 10 days. One in the Morning one and one each evenings.

2) Your stomach lining is irritated or inflamed.
Take up to six weeks of Omeprazole. Take it with the antibiotic (Flagyl) morning and evening, but continue taking omerazole. Omepazole is a so called proton pump inhibitor that reduces stomach acid.

3) When real stinking is gone, the stinking is still in your head. This you have to go under people in trains and buses to get rid of and and get use to it.

4) If you have hemorrhoids, fistulas, or rectum prolapse then you need surgery else there is no chance.

But most it is really because of stomach lining, ulcers, etc. and bacteria.

Good Luck.

Anonymous's picture

Even funnier there's a moderator for this kind of shit. Get a fucking life you freaks!

Where can your interest in other peoples ass problems come from? Tell me about your father. Did his shit stink?

For fucks sake!

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Moderators comment;

Carefully read your comment and you will discover why we have moderators. I had to carefully edit almost every word in your comment before it made any sense.

By the way, if you have no interest in the ass problems of others how do you explain your presence on this site?

Now, get back in your mama's basement and troll another site.

ChiefThunderbutt

Anonymous's picture

I don't know why I Googled cheesy ass crack but I did. Wipe your asses properly you freaks.

Anonymous's picture

There's a product called "Fresh Balls" with tea tree oil. Don't ask me how I know, I was just searching for odor eliminating products on ebay and amazon.

Anyway it might help you. Also you should go to the doctor to rule out infection.

Anonymous's picture

HELP! I too have suffered this stupid problem. I will tell you my symptoms. I think it started about a year and a half years ago when I was 17. I just got my first job and life was good. I had a girlfriend and I'm a good looking guy in good health. I'm at the gym 5 days a week and shower daily so I'm not your typical suspect for this. I guess I've lost my job and girlfriend through this and just need it to stop.

I don't smell this eggy/fart smell myself but family members do. It's not all the time it comes and goes so when people ask what's that smell I just say, "I farted," to save the embarrassment. The smell is just like a fart smell, not like I shit my pants. Just like eggs.

I've been to hospital, had blood and wee samples, everything was fine. Now I got to go back on July 23rd, 2012 Just over a month away. This time I'm getting metabolic tests so I hope for some results.

Everyday I think of just ending my life but I want to live a normal life again. It's just so undeserved because I think I'm a nice guy.

Anyway I would love to talk with some of you and give advice and probably learn something myself.

Contact me at;

cyrax18@live.com.

I'm 18 and from the UK. Good luck everyone!

Anonymous's picture

I too have this problem. My balls sweat and that's where the smell seems to be coming from.

Anonymous's picture

I recently commented here. I too have had this problem in the past. I have recently figured a way to get rid of it. My way is, I bought a shower head with different cycles. The cycle that I use is called power cycle. It is the one with lots of pressure. Kind of like those toilets in France.

Well I just bend over in (I know it sounds gay) butt doggy style position and soak the inside of my rectum and I do this for about 5 minutes. Before I figured this out I was always rubbing it with a cloth. What you do not want is for your ass to get dry. I figured that out the hard way. It just creates an even worse smell.

After doing this do not use soap on the inside of you ass. Do not let soap even touch the inside of your ass cheeks. Squeeze your cheeks really tight and scrub your crack well on just the outside. Do this just 2 times in the shower. The smell for men went away all day. And I am so happy. Try it. Message me on yahoo. Thatvuythere67@yahoo.com. If you too found this trick useful. Remember do not use soap on the inside of your ass crack. Good luck.

Anonymous's picture

I have a simple solution people so listen! When you go for a shit and wipe your smearing shit back all over your ass and cheeks! Make sure you don't do this! Toilet paper is deceiving! Not all the shits gone even when its clear! Its only about 60% clean!

Make sure you fold toilet paper up (about 2 squares) dab it with tap water and wipe again! This will get the more difficult bits out, then just keep doing it till it's cleaner, then check with a dry one! Also don't shower! Take baths!

You can use soap or shower gel with a face cloth and just wipe up the bum! Make sure the cheeks are clean too because that's what shit gets stuck to! Then it drys in and causes the stink! Doing this will clean your bum from 60%
To 85-90%! Remember your bum won't always be completely clean! And the hair on your crack stops the odors!

Hope this helped just hate seeing people desperate everyone deserves to live their lives without limits! Follow this and you will be cleaner! You're welcome!

Anonymous's picture

please dont give up hope

Anonymous's picture

Steve, just stay in a tub with hot water for a while and find as much results as possible and report them to your doctor immediatly(if so, write on paper). If they don't know what to do, your lifes gone :).

Anonymous's picture

I have learned a way to keep the shit (skid marks) off my briefs after taking a shit. Wipe with wet, clean toilet paper after you crap. When you get your asshole as clean as possible, use a few squares of toilet paper and wedge in your asshole and ass crack. Take the soiled paper out later.

Also, if he can wedge a finger in your asshole and take the excess shit out, that helps a lot. That may be gross, you can always use surgical gloves. A shower is best if at all possible.

Anonymous's picture

**Lactozyme works for me.**

I still usually have to wipe an extra time about an hour after a bowel movement. I was more concerned with the odor though.

I had lost weight (45 lbs), worked out, changed my diet, changed toilet paper, visited a regular Dr. (including blood work and stool sample), a chiropractor, tried all sorts of natural supplements; aloe, vitamin D, cinnamon, garlic, active charcoal, alfalfa, vitamins K, & B12, antibiotics, zinc, yogurt, dairy. I'd suffered about 9 months. I feel like I had wiping issue 1-2 years prior. I was using wipes to mask the smell. Also air fresheners at my desk, hourly bathroom trips.
Try everything, be confident.

I'm sure you have a friend with body odor or something that you accept. Your reading this blog is the first step.

Next I would have tried a proctologist, gastrointerologist acupunctureist,or herbalist.

You'll be fine!
Thank you all for your help.

Anonymous's picture

This is what works for me:

Hi there, I lived with the problem through high school. People said I smelled like ass, rotting eggs, and similar things. I did not smell it.

I have hemorrhoids, is it related? I'm not sure. But I can tell you when I take a crap regularly the smell seems to go away. I started taking fiber to become more regular, now my body doesn't need the fiber and I crap twice daily.

Still today if I have to hold it in people, and family will tell me I smell. But even when I reeked of sweaty ass crack everyday I had a girlfriend, good friends, and began flight school. Today I'm a commercial pilot, getting to travel the country and meet new people. You are your own worst enemy, good people will see the good in you even if you smell. BE CONFIDENT. Feel free to email me @ danone0147@hotmail.com. I wish you best of luck.

Anonymous's picture

Damn, there are some serious freaks on this website!

Anonymous's picture

Yes some girls and boys like the sweet smell coming from the asshole during sex. It is normal. I fingered my asshole and smelt it in my childhood. I do still have that smell.

Anonymous's picture

Hello my friends
I've been researching some products to take the smell away. I haven't been able to order these from amazon.com because I live in Canada but if you live in the States you might be able to. Apparently there's this spray with manuka honey and this honey has an antibacterial effect and the spray has spearmint oil as well which might take away the odor. I haven't tried it yet so I don't know if it works but it might be of interest to some people. Cureceuticals Fresh Me Up Incontinence Manuka Honey Daily Hygiene Spray - Spearmint, 2-Ounce and MediSafe Incontinence & Ostomy Odor Control 4 oz Personal Spray the other spray sounds like it might be good to take away the odor.

Anonymous's picture

Stick a bar of soap up your bum then wash it with your shower head. I have the same problem and this works for at least five or six hours.

Anonymous's picture

Sadly, a lot of people will not hang out with you because you "smell funny" It's pathetic really but I guess a lot of people won't bite the bullet to get to know a good person. I myself suffer from this.

I've suffered from constipation since I was 9 years old and I am now 17, almost 18 years old. I have no idea what's going on but I have suffered from "odors" that I myself hate. You're enjoying yourself and suddenly you realize that you may actually smell, and there's just nothing you can do. You try sprays, anti-bacterial things, baby powder, deodorants, but some only work for so long while others just don't work at all. Then you're just begging God to kill you.

So far it seems like anti-bacterial sanitizers seem to work for a time. Keep a little one with you and when you think the odor is coming back, use a little bit. You're not going to have to bring a whole bag or something into the bathroom, just a small bottle. At least until you figure out what's going on because sometimes there just isn't enough body spray in a small container to mask such an odor.

I am one sufferer who has yet to figure out what the heck is going on.

Anonymous's picture

HERE'S A TEMPORARY SOLUTION : APPLY VASELINE PETROLEUM JELLY TO PROTECT THE SPHINCTER SKIN AND THEN ALUM POWDER BUT NOT TOO MUCH IT WILL HURT. YOU WILL BE SAFE FOR THE DAY.-THIS IS FOR AFTER SHOWERS/BM.

I TOO bear this issue. im a guy and i do my best to be hygienic. I went to a colorectal specialist and had anoplasty. its just been 2 weeks,

youre problem is mucus seepage/hemmorhoids/internal/external or fistulas.

have it checked. good luck everyone.

i forgot, suppositories like faktu etc and SITZ BATH CONSTANTLY. cheers

Anonymous's picture

Hi. Guy from UK here. First of all don't give up. We all have the same medical condition so you are not alone! Remember us all on here when someone is making fun at you. It is best that you tell someone about it if you can. Tell someone who you know will be understanding! Maybe tell your best friend that you stink for some reason and can they smell you. Try and laugh with them about it but say it is getting you down!! Get them to say if they can smell you anytime.
I'm pretty sure as someone posted I have Descending Perineum Syndrome. I don't fully empty my bowel so poo is stuck just inside the anus. That's why a lot of us have to wipe for ages! After I have done a poo and wiped myself I have stuck a finger up my bum and can feel poo just inside my anus. No wonder a poo smell comes out with poo stuck inside just behind the anus in the rectum!!!! Also it then makes me sweat down there. With me the smell gets worse when I am anxious or stressed out for instance when I am going out with friends or people get too close to me. Mine started when I was about 17. I remember going for a poo and just couldn’t get all the poo out and from then on I feel like I never have fully emptied.
Doing research I found on http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_smell_bad I found this posting on it about this guy:
“Dr sent me to a psychiatrist who then confirmed this smell is anxiety related because this smell got worse when I was around people ....so he decided to try me with 50mg of sertraline to see if it helped ...well what difference I felt I could go out without having to rush home. I am now smell free just after 6 months on these tablets I'm looking to go back to work after 10 years and do my driving lessons I can't believe for 10 years my illness was all down to anxiety.”
I don’t really want to go on Sertraline so I thought about herbal tablets that calm you down. I have ordered off ebay Valerian Root tablets and St Johns Wort tablets. I’m also going to order Passion flower tablets. Going to try these out and I’ll let you all know if they help. It’s not a cure but if they can make me relaxed and keep stress and anxiety levels down then the smell should be controlled. I’ve tried Nullo tablets and also Solaray Chlorophyll tablets. Both are internal deodorant tablets. Both bought off ebay but Solaray are cheaper and dispatched in the UK. I would say they did help and are safe to use although they make your poo green. I am going to do some more research on Descending Perineum Syndrome then see my doctor again. I am now 39 and have been to the doctors many times but they do not understand enough about it so I need all the information I can gather to present to them for them to listen to me!
I have trained myself to poo in the morning before I go to work. My routine is I poo in the morning and shower. While in the shower I stick my finger up my bum to push back the poo and rectum and then wash my anus. After I have dried myself I wipe to see if there is any poo on toilet paper. Sometimes none, sometimes a few wipes and it is clean. I don’t eat foods that will make me fart only if I know I am not going out socialising. Coffee definitely brings on my smell so I cut coffee out as much as I can and just have it at weekends if I’m not socialising. I can get through the day without smelling like this. Drink water on its own, this really does help too. For the sweating I bought Driclor a roll on deodorant. Put it on at night along your arse crack and around the anus and bum cheeks but not on the anus. It will sting a bit but bear with it. Wash it off in the morning. It lasts for months so I only have to apply it twice a year! I have had this for 22 years so I know the poo smell can be controlled so don’t give up. Attack it from all sides. Confront those who poke fun at you. Say you have a medical problem and IBS so please do not make comments. Approach them individually and say it nicely at first. You will find that most are embarrassed and will leave you alone. My motto is “Whatever it Takes”. I will do Whatever it takes to beat this poo smell. I will do Whatever it takes to live a normal life and Whatever it takes to find out what is causing this smell and to be cured from it!! Good luck people

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thanks mate .

Anonymous's picture

It's not as simple as not wiping the ass for some people. They have something else going on such as hemorrhoids, encopresis, fissures, candida, tmau or other problems. No one is a loser here for having a problem they can't help.

Anonymous's picture

Loser! I'm Gail and just reading that you have an odor in your ass I won't hang out with you. I will recommend others girl to not hang out with you, even if you find the cure of your badly-wiped ass. Because that's all this is- YOU DON'T WIPE YOUR ASS WELL. Men...

Anonymous's picture

I have this problem too.

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Hi Tomas, no there is no such thing as a cork for your butt. This is a joke. It's been said to me as well. If you are a soda drinker stop. this makes the problem worse. Try some yogurt with probiotics in it daily. It helps me.

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Anon, I am both saddened and impressed with your comment. I don't like to think about any old dog with chronic health issues, but I like that your friend has not abandoned the dog to the pound. I believe that abandoning an older animal is truly telling about a person, and telling in the worst way.

I hope that you do check back, because I have found the most wonderful relief for my dogs' ear issues when I use a seventy percent water and thirty percent vinegar solution in a squirt bottle twice a week for them. The solution seems to keep their ears dry, and it keeps yeast at bay -- that black goop that will accumulate.

I hope your friend's dog dies a good dog death, sleeping in bed after a full meal. Good luck to you!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Anonymous's picture

I'm positive that a lot of people commenting here have psychological disorders that cause them to hallucinate smells. Your brain can fool you smell-wise. Like for instance my friend has a really stinky old dog that pisses on itself when it sleeps and suffers from chronic ear infections. The combination of the piss and the infection creates a godawful smell which is so strong I cannot even begin to describe it. If I get a real good whiff of it, I can smellucinate it from time to time for days afterwards, even though logic tells me the dog is nowhere near me. I remember the first time I tasted and smelled an unwashed pussy, I could not get the taste and the smell out of me for weeks. Every time I ate something, it would combine with the pussy taste. And then you start obsessing over it and convincing yourself that the smell is real. I'm not saying that's what's going on with everyone here, but definitely a few of you.

Anonymous's picture

Only God can heal us!!!

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To everyone having this problem, there is a temporary cure. Baking Soda. Arm&Hammer. Go buy some. Let it refrigerate. Then shower. Rub it in your crack. Around your crack etc. wash it off. Repeat this step 3 times. The smell will be gone all day. Its more of a psychological thing. So after you notice the smell is gone, don't think about it.
Works for me 100% Effective. If this helped, reply back, "JORDAN"

Anonymous's picture

Try Dr. Mist on your undies before putting them on. It is the only deodorant I have found to work. A combo of this and Applying Crystal deodorant after the shower works almost as a cover-up cure. Read the rest of the posts on here as far as talking probiotics and other homeopathic remedies.

Anonymous's picture

Your story has given me hope and comfort. I have struggled with a similar problem for years and I have not been able to talk about it until recently. Thanks for sharing your story!

Anonymous's picture

I am so sorry you are going through this. I am too. Please don't think about death. There has to be something out here for us. Just hold on to faith that one day you won't be going through this. Just wanted to give you some encouragement. I have been going through this for 4 years now, probably longer.

Anonymous's picture

All of you guys are amazing. I myself use to go out with friends, sit next to girls and socialize. But now, I just sit at home in my room. I hate going places with my mum or brothers because I will start to reek of poop. I recently discovered it is in fact a big deal on the foods you consume. When I eat pork, or meat. I smell poop. If I use ketchup, its a sweet disgusting smell. Very similar to trash.. I have become use to it, its my body I smell it everyday. But then I start to wonder what do others smell? If anyone has any answers or help please post them.== I too have thought suicide. But then I realized there is more things to live for than yourself. Thank you to everyone with positive answers.

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Hii. I'm a 15 year old girl that just started high school.. When school started I didn't notice any strange things but after 2 months I started hearing people talk... Kids in class started saying I smelled but I never smelled anything... A week before Xmas break everybody in my class would say " it smell like sh**" or they say " she smells horrible".. Two guys started calling me stinker.. ;( It got so bad that I decide to miss school for 1 whole week.. And today 2/07/12 in my 7 period class a group of kids were making funny of me cuz I "smell".. I

Please help me .. I can't take this anymore I don't want to go to school anymore

Anonymous's picture

does anyone know a good safe ass deodorant? thanks a bunches

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I too smell like crap. I work out, eat healthy foods (apples, chicken, beans *sometimes*, bananas, milk,etc.), work out a lot, and take one shower a day. But when I go smell my breeches and undergarment it smells like ass. And after gym class I smell like I crawled out of a outhouse. I am 17 and this problem started around 12 if I remember correctly. I am skinny with medium sized muscles and yet I still smell. I used to live in a shit hole of a house but moved out but the problem remained. It feels like there is something up the *chute* but I don't wanna stick my finger up there. My social life is completely destroyed and my girlfriend broke up with me because of it. I have no clue what to do, and most of the suggested stuff doesn't seem to work, when some research is done on it.

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Anonymous's picture

Can someone please list some cures for this? I am desperate and can't take this.

Anonymous's picture

You could try using nullo, it's an internal deoderant in pill form that works from the inside out and can be quite beneficial to your health :)

http://www.nullo.com/about-nullo.html

worth a shot if anything else and is very inexpensive, if it doesn't work then you haven't lost out, if it does work then it could be a simple way of sorting out a problem a lot of you have had for years :)

it can take up to 2 weeks to take effect.

Anyone who's tried it should post their results on the forum :)

"Nullo helps diminish body odors, such as bad breath (halitosis), foot odor, underarm odor (arm pits) and genital odor and also odor from perspiration, menstruation,flatulence or incontinence."

"When taken as part of your regular diet and daily hygiene regimen Nullo will neutralize body odors.
Nullo is also used to reduce odor arising from surgical procedures such as colostomy, ileostomy, gastric bypass, lap band, and other bariatric procedures."

Hopefully it will solve a lot of peoples problems on here, i hope so sounds like a horrible thing to suffer with.

And also try not to listen to the haters, they don't know what your suffering with, if they ever get it they will regret making fun out of you.

Best of luck :)

Anonymous's picture

Yep I deal with my booty stanking all the time

Anonymous's picture

Hate to say this but all of the stuff being said on here is true. Same problem here. Doctor said I have H. Pylori. She put me on a 2 week regimen of antibiotics. Tell your doctor to test you for H. pylori. Get your life back. Its bacteria thats in your stomach, slows down your digestive system. It then feeds on undigested food which gives off horrible gas. It doesnt go away on its own. Finish all of the medicine even when the sewage smell leaves. To totally eradicate the bacteria or it will become resistant to the antibiotics. Go to the doctor because it can cause stomach cancer if left untreated.

Anonymous's picture

I sorry for all of you. I speaka English no good. But my anus crack have the smell of a Limburger cheese. This not good for social life. I feel like a stink turd. I take a wash very often and scrub it. I buy a water hose to squirts up there to, but the smell return and assault the nostrils of my nose. My girlfriend nose have also been assaulted. She think I may have a turd leak and should try a cork of some type. Not sure if I ever hear of a cork for the butt. I also afeared that the cork might pop out and make noise if gas under pressure. Also what if the cork loses inside the anus. Any thoughts would be help. Thank you muchly.

Tomas

Anonymous's picture

The nurse was speaking of a weakness around the ass muscle. I had that. When you have a hemorrhoid or fissure the muscle may leave a little channel for gas to escape without you knowing it. I'd try some Beano or something like that to control your gas a little better. If that is unacceptable you need to see a doctor. You actually would be better off seeing one anyways in case there is another issue.

Anonymous's picture

Liquid Chlorophyll is probably worth looking into for some of these issues.

Anonymous's picture

Have you thought about taking Nullo Internal Deoderizers? I'm a male 29yrs old and have suffered with fecal body odour for 6yrs now, but am not giving up!! Try looking into the Nullo capsules. www.nullo.com Hope it helps :) Good luck and God bless.

Ryan

Anonymous's picture

I'm trying zinc oxide for the bum for the sentinel pile.

Anonymous's picture

You have a candida. I had this same problem with smelling like crap I tryed every thing went to doctors got a colonoscopy other test started reading about related things on line doctors don't know what's wrong with you. I'm cured now I started taking garlic pills and oregano leaf oil. They didn't work then I tryed something that sounds weird but worked candida is a yeast infection so I went and bought monistat for vaginal yeast infection known as clotrimazole. I put in on toilet paper and wipe my but with it before bed and after I showered I noticed pretty quick I started feeling better start pooping more than usual for a couple days and then I felt really good when I notice that weren't giving me that look no more comments. I met a new woman in my life all in about one month but the results are I'm normal. I also take other natural things to try to get rid of this yeast infection completely out of my system. I hope this works for every body else like it has for me

Anonymous's picture

you can try copper chlorophyllin, activated charcoal pills (excessive amounts might cause intestinal damage so stick to a low dose)charcoal underwear pads, i read about betadine antiseptic cream but that is not meant to be a long term solution cause the it can screw up your thyroid function. you can also go to the doc and get a colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy to find out if there is a fissure or anything that might be causing the smell. Sometimes the doctors might be able to surgically remove the scar tissue in a hemorrhoidectomy or cosmetic procedure. you shouldnt put perfume on your butt that cant be healthy. maybe you can try Dr.mist spray with more natural ingredients.

Anonymous's picture

Maybe it's her coochie that's stank or your breath blowing back in your face. At any rate, tell her to wash her funky ass. How do you screw something that stinks?

Anonymous's picture

same problem here.. :( im a very young female who finally found a job but hate walking around cause my ass smells due to a tissue scar in my stupid ass! :( i heard a girl trashing me the other day and every time she looks at me she starts making fun of me :( i literally kept crying and balling my eyes out the 1st week of work! :( they wont understand what we are all going through, they take it as a joke... i bath 3 times a day and yes I SPRAY PERFUME ON MY ASS... i buy tons of perfumes (REAL brand EXPENSIVE PERFUMES)TO SPRAY ON MY ASS... but that only lasts like 3-4 hours.. then back to ground 0!

you guys anyone tryed anything that helped?? anything?? PLEASE HELP! :(

Anonymous's picture

first question didnt she ask you why you barfed in her back? wipe her ass before you have sex with her and shower

Anonymous's picture

I'd rather smell like the dumpster behind Red Lobster in August than have to do any of the things you listed.

Anonymous's picture

we all deserve to find a cure keep looking everyone stay strong

Anonymous's picture

not nice

Anonymous's picture

dont put too much stuff on yourself to get rid of the smell now I think I have an infection:0

Anonymous's picture

My 22 year old grandson has the same order proble that is explained here. He smokes and drinks alot and he's obese and bleeds from his rectum.
I assume that the bleeding comes from a bleeding stomach ulcer. He has spots of blood on the seat of his pants that soaks into cushions and furniture that leaves a horrendous foul ordor everywhere that he sits. The ordor he has is at it's worse when he's sleeping and it is unbearable. I somehow don't think that he knows that he smells as bad as he does because he doesn't do anything about it. I am about ready to move out of the house, I can't take it anymore and I don't want to be the one to tell him. Just thought I'd let you know that you're not alone.

Anonymous's picture

This has ruined my life. I'm always depressed , I can't stand in class for more then 30 min. I have 128 absences.. First semester hasn't even ended yet. I got a call to work at my favriot store. It has been only 1 week of me working part time and I can already get the vibe that I smell. Just now when I typed. "I smell" that brings me to tears. My appearance is one of the most important things to me, I used to get close to people, it kills me to say I can't anymore. When I was in 9th grade I knew everyone, everyone liked me, I loved school, I loved socializing and helping others . End of 10th grade it all started to go downhill. gassy, smelly, growling tummy you know the rest. Now I'm in 11th grade and I don't know how much more I can take., ofcourse I'm not considering suicide , but dropping out of school , locking my self in my room sounds like a good option . I know some of you have had to deal with this evil thing for much longer , but this is just something I can't deal with. Im only 17, I don't deserve this, I want to be happy .

Anonymous's picture

frig i even washed my privates with betadine and it didnt work! what the hell this is one of the most annoying problems ever

Anonymous's picture

Hmm, you hit on something I do know about:) The usual cause of sewer smells in your RV is the gasket in the crapper around the little flush ball. There may also be a buildup of toilet paper in the bottom of your black tank. Here's my advice...

Drain your black tank and seal it back up. Then add a bottle of your favorite tank treatment deoderizer (any will do IMHO). Then pour 2-3 gallons of water down the toilet and then dump a LARGE bag of ICE (like 20lb bag) and go for a little 'joy ride' in your rv down a bumpy road. The ice will break up any old dried up TP thats stuck in there as it sloshes around in the tank. Then drain your tank again in a day or so leaving in there long enough for your deoderizer to do its magic.

Hope that helps!

Anonymous's picture

First thing I would do is get you some "Dieters Delight" tea... I did this 25 years ago and soooo much bacteria laden mucus came out of me that it makes horror movies seem like a comedy! SERIOUSLY! Its like $6 a box... drink maybe 3-4 glasses if its really bad... You will blow the bolts off the toilet in 2-4 hours and give birth to an alien substance that looks similar to a tape worm or something. Just google "colon cleanse photos" and you can see what I'm talking about. Get that shit out of you, and you will be cured! Don't bother with expensive colon cleansers tho... Just use the tea, and if you feel inclined to boost its effectiveness feel free to mix it with some fiber. The tea tastes great, so be careful not to over do it, and STAY NEAR A TOILET FOR 24 HOURS!:)

Anonymous's picture

The people on this site are not mentally ill. We have a problem that you probably dont have and obviously you dont know the pain it can cause to every aspect of your life. we are just looking for solutions and sharing our stories so if you dont have this problem maybe you should get off the site.

Anonymous's picture

I'm having the same smelly problem and i noticed it is due to stress. Your situation could be different. When the stress level go high smell problem become worst. Try some stress reducing exercise and see whether it can be controlled. Even exercises like running will help if that is the case or can go to a MD for help.

Anonymous's picture

I've had this problem for over a year now n it really sucks its starting to affect my job I have to be around a lot a ppl n I always feel as if I stink I take frequent trips to br to find nothing there but after I return I can still smell it I always shower n even rite after the shower I can smell it nice to know I'm not alone with this.even tho I wish noone else would ever. Have to deal with this.problem n I wanted to add its not actually my asshole that stinks I have no idea like if I were smell boxers pants ex... They would not smell of shit if anyone can help please let me know.thank you

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem its insane I can shower n like not even 10 mins later smell shit n there is nothing there n I fell like there shyt but.still nothing there

Anonymous's picture

I think a lot of you are just a bit mentally ill.

Anonymous's picture

Man, this smell sucks. I don't know what causes it, but I had this smell about this time of year last year, and it just went away in the summer, when I realized that it was part of me. Then I realized that most of the time then I didn't even smell. But, now I have it again, starting a couple of days ago. I don't know what caused it, but I have some ideas. I think that it might have been caused by thanksgiving, as my diet changed slightly. I reverted my diet back to normal though, so I don't think that could have caused it, but I may be wrong. My diet is usually steak, chips, and pizza, and I haven't had this problem recently until now. Maybe it's possible that the cold is making my arsehole too tight, until it dies from exhaustion and loosens. Or maybe it's stress. I really don't know. I shower every morning and I wipe until clean every afternoon when I poop. This doesn't make sense to me, and people are starting to notice that I smell again. I've noticed that my crap is now yellow and in one piece, if that helps. PLEASE HELP ME! I lost friends and I'm am much more depressed now that I know it is coming from me again. I know that it is coming from me because whenever I go into a room, people always say it smells like "dookie, but just not as strong." or that "someone smells like butt.". I had my family unconsciously confirm this, by saying that I need stronger deodorant. My deodorant is strong and I cover my entire torso with it every morning. My little brother told me I smell like poop, and I'm sure that the rest of the family has smelled this in the recent past. I need a cure. I feel like I'm a coward, torn from society, afraid to be indoors with people. I need help.

Sincerely,
Anonymous 13 year old coward

Anonymous's picture

my ass smells doc said i had sentinel pile or scar tissue from an injury due to hard stools and there's nothing that can be done because thats the scar tissue thats already there. anyways i dont know what i can use to take away the smell from that ive tried many different kinds of soap and things and nothing works. :(

Anonymous's picture

I too suffered this, and I think the best thing's to do is first off, RELAX!! It's plain to see we aren't the only ones in this boat. I strongly think a great deal of it is in our own heads, when we worry about it, it is mirrored back in others reactions to what we are having thoughts about. Think of it this way, if the philosophy is that our world is our own perception, maybe we are the cause of it. Our thoughts are NOT always the FACTS.

I've had many surgeries on my intestines and been through a great deal of drug and alcohol addiction, which lead to the break down of my intestinal health. It wasn't till I hit hard drugs that it really showed. Trying to make medical sense of it, the drugs reduced my immune system and healthy bacteria in my upper and lower intestines.

You are what you eat, so it must contribute to our health in all aspects. A body that doesn't stay healthy is bound to rot out and decay. You don't take care of yourself vitamin wise, you lack the ability to have the building blocks to function properly, no?

Where I notice it most is in my diet and amounts of foods I eat. In one of my surgeries they removed the valve that stops the back flow of waste and toxins between the large colon and small intestines. I found that the smell fluctuated with the bulk of what I had to eat as well as "regularity" & stool size. If small, smell more, if normal, no smell. Research your dietary differences and where you can make your changes, from what is deemed healthy and what you lack. Stay away from alcohol, period. Stay away from foods that are well processed and cured. The harder to break down and digest, with a less than healthy set of guts, something is bound to come out or hang around that smells.

The best I can suggest is relax, work with your doctor, take comfort your not alone. Think of it this way, Egyptians held a dung beatle in highest regard. Skunks have an odor. Elephants have an odor. You never know, our smell may be evidence of a different genetic makeup or evolution that will sustain us over the average non smelly person, right? Hold hope. Stay clean, powder your butt after you shower. Take baking soda baths, epsom salt baths. RELAX! When you are in a situation that gets your heart and stress up, your blood pumps like a mofo, and goes everywhere. In stress situations, your unconsciously going to squeeze your guts and tense up. I found that when I worried about it, it was worse, when I didn't care but knew I was healthy and doing my best, owning and accepting it just may be a part of me, no one batted an eye.

Bottom line, get healthy, active, build up your body inside out, keep your diet clean, no booze and drugs, take your vitamins and add the ones that help in building and repair. Just keep doing your best and part to fix yourself. Don't beat yourself up and hide yourself away. You have one life to live and you must make the best of bad situations. Life is just too damn short to worry and sweat this small stuff. I'm sure all of you would be the kindest people and have hearts of gold as opposed to "normal" people that have no "bad" things. We are humans and animals. Some animals smell more than others, and that's just part of life. Just do your best, stay healthy and live life to your potential. Love yourself, if you don't, no one else will.

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Sphincter exercises can help you to improve your bowel control. When done correctly, these exercises can build up and strengthen the muscles to help you to hold both gas and stool in the back passage.
Where are these muscles?
The back passage, or anus, has two rings of muscle around it (see diagram).
The inner ring is the internal sphincter, an involuntary muscle, which should be closed at all times, except when you are actually trying to open your bowels. This is normally automatic, you don’t have to think about doing it.
The outer ring of muscle is the external sphincter, which is a voluntary muscle which you can tighten up to close it more firmly if you have urgency or diarrhoea. Both muscles wrap right around the anus. When a stool comes into the rectum the internal sphincter relaxes and allows the stool to enter the top part of the anus. Very sensitive nerves in the anal canal can tell you if it is gas or stool waiting to come out. If it is stool, you squeeze your external sphincter to stop it from coming straight out. This squeezing moves the stool back into the rectum, where it waits until you get to the toilet.
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Either or both of these sphincter muscles can become weak. This may be because of childbirth, constipation and straining or general wear and tear. Sometimes there is no obvious reason why. If you have weak muscles and cannot squeeze enough to hang on, you will feel urgency and may leak gas, liquid or even solid stool.
How can exercises help?
Exercises can strengthen these muscles so that they once again give support. This will improve your bowel control and improve or stop leakage of gas or stool. Like any other muscles in the body, the more you use and exercise them, the stronger the sphincter muscles will be.
Learning to do the exercises
It is important to learn to do the exercises in the right way, and to check from time to time that you are still doing them correctly. Sit comfortably with your knees slightly apart. Now imagine that you are trying to stop yourself passing wind from the bowel. To do this you must squeeze the muscle around the back passage. Try squeezing and lifting that muscle as tightly as you can, as if you are really worried that you are about to leak. You should be able to feel the muscle move. Your buttocks, tummy and legs should not move much at all. You should be aware of the skin around the back passage tightening and being pulled up and away from your chair. Really try to feel this. You are now exercising your anal sphincter. You should not need to hold your breath when you tighten the muscles!
Now imagine that the sphincter muscle is a lift. When you squeeze as tightly as you can your lift goes up to the 4th floor. But you cannot hold it there for very long, and it will not get you safely to the toilet as it will get tired very quickly. So now squeeze more gently, take your lift only up to the 2nd floor. Feel how much longer you can hold it than at the maximum squeeze.
Practicing your exercises
1. Sit, stand or lie with your knees slightly apart. Tighten and pull up the sphincter muscles as tightly as you can. Hold tightened for at least 5 seconds, then relax for at least 10 seconds. Repeat at least 5 times. This will work on the strength of your muscles.
2. Next, pull the muscles up to about half of their maximum squeeze. See how long you can hold this for. Then relax for at least 10 seconds. Repeat at least 5 times. This will work on the endurance or staying power of your muscles.
3. Pull up the muscles as quickly and tightly as you can and then relax and then pull up again, and see how many times you can do this before you get tired. Try for at least 5 quick pull-ups.
4. Do these exercises - 5 as hard as you can, 5 as long as you can and as many quick pull-ups as you can - at least 10 times every day.
5. As the muscles get stronger, you will find that you can hold for longer than 5 seconds, and that you can do more pull-ups each time without the muscle getting tired.
6. It takes time for exercise to make muscle stronger. You may need to exercise regularly for several months before the muscles gain their full strength.
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Tips to help you
1. At first it is probably a good idea to set aside some time for these exercises and really concentrate on getting them right. But quite soon they should become easy to do wherever you are. Nobody need know what you are doing!
2. Get into the habit of doing your exercises with things you do regularly; every time you touch water if you are a housewife, every time you answer the phone if you are at the office...whatever you do often.
3. If you are unsure that you are exercising the right muscle, put a finger on the anus as you squeeze to check. You should feel a gentle lift and squeeze if you are exercising the right muscle. Or look at the area in a mirror - you should see the anus pucker up as you squeeze it.
4. Use your muscles when you need them - pull up the muscles if you feel urgency and that you are about to leak. But remember that you cannot hold your tightest squeeze for very long, so you are better to use a gentle squeeze that you can hold for longer. Your control will gradually improve.
5. Watch your weight - extra weight puts extra strain on your muscles.
6. Once you have regained control of your bowel, don’t forget your exercises. Continue to do them a few times each day to ensure that the problem does not come back.
Do you have any questions?
This information sheet is designed to teach you how to exercise your anal sphincter to improve your bowel control.
• Do your exercises regularly.
• Have faith in them.
• You should begin to see good results in a few weeks.

Anonymous's picture

I have suffered from this illness for 13 years.
I have seen several doctors, been on diets,gave up junk food, alcohol the lot.
Apparently its all in my head!!! If its realy all in my head could my docter explain why some sick person in my college wrote on the blackboard CHRIS STINKS OF SHIT, HAVE A BATH.

Wot a bunch of nasty immature selfish f_cks.

Its brought back a memory from school when I recieved a random note in the classroom saying I was stinking out the class. over a decades past and still nothing has changed.lol

Anonymous's picture

The only thing that worked for me was eating less carbs/fats and preventing constipation. I also found that smoking and drinking caused a my symptoms to get worse. To prevent constipation I drink tons of water and force myself to exercise in order to stay regular. It works but you really have to stick to your diet. I eat eggs, chicken, lean steak vegetables, and small amounts of brown rice and whole grain oatmeal.

Anonymous's picture

I hope you are not serious about what your last resort is going to be if the smelly butt problem is not resolved. Trust!!! It is not that much of a big deal in life's scheme of things. And most assuredly, it is not worth your life! There is a remedy out there. You just have not found it. For starters, try following good body hygiene. (1) Do not just shower. Take frequent baths using soapy cleaning stuff (I use dish washing liquid). (2) Do not just wipe after every movement. After wiping, you should wash anus with soap and warm water using a suitable strong paper towel like Brawny. Finally, rinse area with another strip of warm wet towel to remove most, if not all, of the soap. If there still is no improvement, then of course you should try all other sources. Try Doctors or specialists and the internet. Keep trying! There is an answer out there. Just be patient...and love and treasure yourself (no matter what).

Anonymous's picture

thanks for this nice comment obviously you probably dont have a smelling problem and know the pain it can cause. ppl know im the one who smells they're not worried ppl will think they smell. if others knew the difference i dont think i would be on this site in the first place.

Anonymous's picture

frig this problem sux i feel like im alone on a desert island and i am eventually going to go crazy from this isolation or deteriorate. noone gives a frig about me and i want to die every night. i need a friggin cure! the world needs to be cured of their indifference to this problem and think of those less fortunate then themselves for once.

Anonymous's picture

hey guys just read a study by Yamazaki 2004 shows copper chlorophyllin and activated charcoal capsules are possible cures for TMAU

Anonymous's picture

ppl tell me i smell like eggs or they say why does that girl always smell like that. Really i have no clue myself. i am negative for any infections in the genital tract and my cbc blood test was normal. i take a shower every day dry and take probiotics. i really dont know are there any doctors there or anyone who can explain what is going on

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After readings some of these posts I would like to say DONT USE HOUSEHOLD CONCOTIONS IN YOUR ANAL OR GENITAL AREA! these can be very dangerous (you could injure your colon with hemmorhoids, sentinel piles, fissures etc. or put chemical toxins into your body.) If you are going to try some remedies buy it from the store something that has been FDA approved and read all the ingredients. I would like to share my knowledge and experience about this problem for those who are suffering with this problem. For everyone if you have a genital or anal odor go to the doctor first to rule out any infections. For the ladies if you go to the doctor and have no infections but you still smell you can try going to a naturopathic doctor. My naturopathic doctor told me vaginal odor is from a wacky ph level and then bacteria can grow there and to try HMF candida products such as the supps or capsules but you have to keep them in the fridge. There are also spays from "sweetspotlabs" or deodarants but use sparingly if at all. Tea tree oil products desgined for the genital area can also work well at killing the smell. There are great products from "RePHresh" that claim to work as well such as supps or capsules. There was something advertised on the doctors called "waterworks" where water flows from tubing and flows out of the vagina instead of getting stuck there like some traditional douches could.It also is made of stainless steel which is supposed to inhibit microbes. If you have any odor from your anal area I would recommend going to the doctor and getting a sigmoidoscopy or colonoscopy. There are also products like "devrom" that claim to take away any fecal odor. There are also pills like champex or odor cleanse i heard about that such a special type of mushroom that kills body odor but it might take a couple weeks for that to work. For those with incontinence there are exercises you can do to strenthen the rectal muscles. God bless everyone and dont listen to any nasty comments from ppl these ppl could need education about the issue. Some ppl shower and it gets rid of the smell and they think it will work for everyone but everyones body chemistry is different. If infections are ruled out you can also try screening for metabolic disorders like trimethuria. Some ppl just sweat more and sweat gland removal works for some.

Anonymous's picture

wow thanks Dr. for that helpful information

Anonymous's picture

I found this site because I was trying to google "why does my house all the sudden smell like old stew." Anyway, I am a physician and I have read most of the comments of buying this and that above. I would try simple things first. Most commonly the problem is due to mild rectal prolapse. This is where the sphincter muscle allows part of the rectum tissue to bulge out. Usually this happens after a bowel movement and almost assuredly after a constipated or straining movement...which by the way is also the main cause of hemorrhoids. What you should do is after every bowl movement and wipe...go to the sink and put a thin coat of soap on your index finger and push the rectal tissue back in where it belongs...you may have to hold it there for a moment or repeat this several times if the tissue continues to come out. You need to try to flex your sphincter muscles to keep this tissue inside. If this tissue is not pushed in then it will cause foul odors and most likely hemorrhoids. You will soon be able to tell when this tissue is out of place so to speak. If it has been aloud to hang out for a long while then you sphincter muscles are too laxed...you could try strengthening them by doing exercises of flexing your sphincter (puckering not pushing out) while you watch TV or driving your car. Laxed muscle tone can me caused by too much alcohol, being physically out of shape, obesity, and smoking. I won't get into the physics of why these things cause prolapse.
The other causes good be a rectal skin tags left over from old healed hemorrhoids..they are hard to clean..if they are the cause the most Family Medicine docs can remove these in their office...or they can refer you to a surgeon who can do this in their office.
You could also have what's called a "fistula" with is a small tunnel like hole that originates from your rectal tissue inside to the sphincter area outside...it can be very tiny...and it can leak fecal matter and odor...It is common with women who have given birth and had tearing in the vaginal rectal area. In fact fistulas can also be from the rectal vault to the vagina causing fecal matter to leak from the rectum into the vagina...you will have to see an OB/GYN who does reconstruction surgery to have this fixed..but it is fixable and most of the time not that difficult.
You could also have the beginnings of a rectal abscess but usually these turn quite painful in a short amount of time...but I have seen plenty of patients who were diabetics who did not feel pain with their abscesses and they came in due to the smell coming from under their skin.
There is also whats known a pilonidal cyst..which is a defect in the tissue wall usually on the sacral area which is just right above where your buns separate. This is a defect that was there at birth and usually doesn't act up unless the area gets irritated. During WWI and WWII lot of soldiers had this problem due to the bouncing they endured in the jeeps they had to ride. A pilonidal cyst can be drained if it is full of puss and fecal matter..and after it heals it will have to be surgically removed and repaired. It is under the skin so you can't see it...A fistula is also not going to me seen unless you have a magnifying glass and know what you are looking for...leave this to the physicians please .... I don't care how much someone loves you..they don't want to know you that well! I will say there are plenty of physicians not worth their salt...as they will brush you off and had you some antibiotics or give you some verbal remedy to try and they will not even look at your rectal area....Refuse to pay them if they do not or report them to their supervisor and don't pay them..they are not supposed to be disgusted of squeamish about looking at any body part...and if they are they are doing a disservice to the patients who come to them. I know from experience that patients with an embarrassing problem usually wait until they can take it no more before they will come in...they are highly embarrassed and hope with time the problem will go away..by the time they are there they are desperate for a cure...I personally would hate to be in that position and have a physician not even look at my problem...that would just compound the psychological problems the patient is already feeling.
Lastly, yes antibiotics could be used. One week of Keflex and Flagyl will usually kill anything.
One more lastly!..Change toilet paper...to the kind that is thicker for tougher or however they advertise...the kind that doesn't fall apart! Read the label on the package it will tell you what you are buying...I have had to do a lot of vaginal and rectal exams and 50% of people have toilet paper stuck to their private parts and they don't even know it...
Opps one more thing...black poop is bad..it means an upper intestinal bleed ....these have to investigated and stopped....bright red bleeding is bleeding from an area near the rectum and usually either internal hemorrhoids (the painless but if it continues needs to be seen by a physician..painful means external hemorrhoids or fissures in the tissue..they need tender care and reduction or removal is they persist) or polyps which can be cancerous or none cancerous...Everyone gets a little rectal bleeding every now and then...give it a few days to go away first...do not go to the ER if you see a few drops of blood in the toilet water or some on the toilet paper...go to your regular doctor or get a regular doctor...If you go to the ER they will runs blood test to make sure you are not anemic and then send you home if you are not...and you will still have to go to your regular doctor for the work up..but now you will be getting a huge bill around $3000. for going to the ER. Use the ER for emergencies only please...we have people having heart attacks in the waiting room because our rooms are full of mom's bringing their kids to the ER for a mosquito bite or an earache or a cough for 3 hours or a nosebleed or a nightmare....I could go on and on.
Hope this helps...good luck

Anonymous's picture

:'(

i cant handle this any more ...

Anonymous's picture

I have struggled with strong body odor and this has worked for me big time. 1st I use citronella shampoo to bathe with both body and hair. 2nd I make wipes with purell hand sanitizer liquid not foam. I apply the purell in the morning after showering and then maybe mid day or afternoon when I feel sweaty in the lower area. It doesn't cure me but I smell good for a day and don't have to worry about embarrassing odor at work. One thing to note is do not apply water before putting the citronella shampoo or purell wipes in your nether regions. direct contact works best to kill the smell

Anonymous's picture

Hi my girlfriends ass stinks to high heaven.She makes me do it doggy style sometimes and i have to cover my nose.Once it was so bad i actually barfed on her back.How do i tell her she stinks from her ass?.Thanks in advance.

Anonymous's picture

eat a shit load of soap it will clean you out from the inside out!! love george

Anonymous's picture

something inside of you is dead - like an organ and as it decays you smell it out ya stanky ass hole - better go see a doctor .

Anonymous's picture

Hi there, I just read your post about ur suffering with fecal body odour! Did you ever try all the colon cleanses, probiotics, charcoal body washes, B Vitamins, hemorrhoid creams and all that and still had this horrible fbo issue? I've been going through it unfortunately for 5 yrs and even went on a Gluten free diet for 6 months but no change in my fbo issues!! You mentioned some things for Candida, but i wanted to know, how anti candida formulas factored into your getting well from the fbo issues???? Did u ever take Oregano oil before for this fbo problem and did it make ur fbo issues worse when taking it? Also, after taking oregano oils for fbo probelms, do u take a probiotic pill afterwards to balance out your digestive tract? Let me know when u can reply back to my message! Thanks.

Anonymous's picture

Hello Im not Good in English So I Hope People Understand me.

Always drink plenty of water. To clean your body. Clean the inner body more. dont use many product like deodorant cologne or anything. If u use that you make yourself sweat. Eat solid food like boiled corn:) beans vegetables. Dont insecure no matter what people do make you insecure. You must add character in u. Character that hard like stone to avoid being shy. Always be happy no matter what happen. Dont be shy do think happy forget people what they say.

Drink water more clean your body. Dont drink wine. Wine make food very liquid. Dont panic. Panic make you more smells.

Anonymous's picture

I have been researching this same issue and am moving forward with my own plan of action. I am going to follow the candida diet, cut out coffee, alcohol, and sugars. Use allimax to knock bad bacteria and probiotics to supplement good bacteria. I am also adding fiber, using a total cleanse supplement, and a colon cleanse. I will report back in 30 days if I have any success.

Anonymous's picture

Can someone list some cures I am looking for a cure Peace out

Anonymous's picture

Hey guys i thought my ass smelled too (simply because it smelled like shit literally). Then one day i went to the dentist for my regular check up. She gave me a mouthwash called Andorex. It turns out that that shitty smell was coming from my mouth. I dont know what's in it but it worked. Give it a try i hope you all get better even if you dont just accept it and get on with your life. If people will love you they should love you the way you are.

Anonymous's picture

Just because people can't stand the way you smell doesn't mean they don't need you or don't want to be around you or don't like you. they're just embarrased to be seen around you because people might think they smell too. Don't take it personal, just be good at what you do and don't be afraid to help people when they need it. They can tell the difference between someone who's trying to not smell bad and someone who is just plain lazy. You still have a purpose here. Smelling is not your problem, it's just something you can't help.

Anonymous's picture

Hey I have the same problem... I tried to modify my diet now I m eating only fish, chicken and a few green leafy veg ....this is so embarrassing..

Anonymous's picture

I have been suffering with this problem for about 5 years, and the problem is on and off. The most disturbing thing that I have noticed is that it seems contagious, and I don't know if anyone else seems to notice it. I am %99 sure itis, and if you look back and think about it, maybe you would see it too.

In my school, I feel like I was the first person to have this problem, and then I noticed that the people I sat next to seemed to sometimes smell like farts. And no they didn't fart, they smelled like it. And now after 5 years, I feel like almost everyone I know has it, it just affects some people more. I am positive that I am not just paranoid and I am actually very observant.

Also, I've noticed that showers actually seem to make the problem worse. I go to camp every summer and each time the problem seems to just disappear, and I believe that it is for two reasons, no showers(bathe in lake), and very little to no stress.

Anonymous's picture

I know someone who took ecstasy and now they have ibs.

Anonymous's picture

Same here. Years has gone by and still the same.

Anonymous's picture

I have been suffered from the smell for the last couple months, it really makes me depressed and anxious. Now I become afraid of social life,going to school, even when I with my close friends I am still feeling nervous. Can anyone tell me how to release my anxiety? It almost drives me crazy.. Hope people like me can get well soon, we are together.

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem it's very hard sometimes. Basically I still don't know why I smell I think it was something I was born with but growing up with that it's hard to have many friends things like that you can't smell it but others can. I tried everything on the market for it spray on deodarants, tea tree or deodarant supps, deodarant powders, special washes, wipes, deodarant creams, special probiotics whatever nothing worked. The doc told me baking soda baths that also didnt work. I feel for you all stay strong and God bless you still have value in this world

Anonymous's picture

Ok, so I have been doing some research of this problem. If you have a foul smell coming from your anus there are a few things that could be happening. You could have an anal abcess which is pretty much like an infected gland in your anus. The glands lie just underneath the muscle layer of the anus. It will get filled with pus due to the infection and will continously drain a little at a time. This will cause a foul smell. Is there any pus in your stool? Check it. Another problem may be an anal fistula. Check it out online. You will have to go to a gastroenterologist to get examined. There are things you can do to treat this problem. Tell him or her what you think is going on. Sometimes you know better whats going on with your body than they do. Trust yourself. There also is a chinese herbal formula for this condition, but first find out if this is a result of an anal abcess.

Anonymous's picture

lol, i had the same problem, I was always judging people and now they are judging me. This had made me to be a better human being, but I can't stand myself. I hope this go away it is so hard. I am a happy married woman, my husband thinks I am fine, but when I go out then I hear people saying bad comments, and one time at the market a girl ran away from me. I am only 32 and I feel like my life is almost over. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to commit suside, but I feel like I have no life. If you find a cure please let me know. kellysm00@hotmail.com

Anonymous's picture

aww please keep your hope up...I have the same problem for ten years now. I went on the candida diet strickly for 1year and it helped a lot, but lately I have been eating normal food 2 days a week and my problem have return. I too is now depress, but I am going to go on the strick candida diet again I will keep u posted on my condition, in the mean time try not to eat sugar, instead try xylitol, no fruits, just protein and green veg. It had worked for me before and I am going to try it again...it takes about 2 weeks for you to notice so be paytient. good luck. If you want to keep in contact here is my email Hollyle@live.ca

Anonymous's picture

Please please research on Tannic Acid and give this a try:)

Anonymous's picture

Listen, i have this problem too, and i am literally dreading each day. It sucks, it really does. Going to school everyday is such a pain, and I feel sick to my stomach once I get home. I never look forward to go to school, or even in public at that matter. There are so many things I have missed out on these past couple of years because of this horrible, horrible problem.

Please, can you recommend anything for me to take? I have already gone to the doctor and taken a blood test for this. Everything was fine according to the doctor. Can you recommend me some vitamins to possibly take? Just anything, please, i beg you.

I'm not sure if you will reply, but thanks.

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem... I don't smell it but others do.. It sucks

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Especially on those brisk days in February when the water that squirts up your ass is 33F with ice crystals in it!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

nobody ever complains to me about the smell but i know its there i wont waste everyones time moaning about how much unneccisary stress this is bringing me i used to get enough pussy but i havn't been with a girl in 2 years because i don't want to dissapoint myself, i go in the shower on the regs and keep myself clean but one time i didn't go in the shower for 3 days and it didn't smell as much as it did WTF you'd think a shower would get rid of the problem, anyway when i was on holiday i didn't suffer from these smells and thought they were gone but once i got back to the shithole of a place i live in it was back straight away i found this so perplexing but realised that maybe it was caused by the slight depression i constantly feel living in england (stress and depression sometimes cause IBS) i also noticed that when i go near certain things that smell the two smells kinda create a new one for example where i walk my dog there is a sewage system and when i get back i smell alot like the sewage rather than just plain shit,i do not feel too embaressed as i dont really give a fuck what people think of me but if this carrys on im gonna be lonely unemployed and socially exiled so like the rest of you on this site my only question is WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO TO CHANGE THIS BEFORE I OFF MYSELF

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hey

i have this problem since i was 19 now i'm 23, it completely ruin my life and i dont know what can i do to try and fix this fuking problem. Next week i will have a surgery on my Rectal and i hope this will fix the problem, if it doesn't the only solution that i have left is death. :)
WISH ME GOOD LUCK
ASS STINKER FROM AUSTRALIA

HELP ME GOD

Anonymous's picture

Yep i agree. Buy yourself a Bidet that attaches to your toilette. They are relativel inexpensive & are easy to install. "Biffy" is the brand i use. I really cant imagine not having it. I only use toilette paper to dry the area after using the bidet. Trust me. Get one of these things & it'll change your life.

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You.....don't.....need....to....be....a.....friggin.....rocket....scientist......to.....figure.....this.....one.....out....BMC.
Just....stop.....eating. You......will.....be....dead....in....a..... couple......weeks,.....but......at......least.....you.....won't......be.......stinking.....up......the......funeral.....home.

Your....friend
Steven Hawking

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After wiping your "stinky butt" with sesame oil you can finish by rubbing it with ginger and garlic then spritzing with a bit of soy sauce. Your asshole will then smell like the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

We am disappointed that you were cured before we got to roll on your foul ass.

Rin Tin Tin and Lassie.

Anonymous's picture

My poop shoot smelled so bad for a month and I was freaking out.. I did go to the Dr. 1st. found out I had hpv but no idea how I got that. I have never taken the ol one eyed snake in the shoot.

I also had a bad infection from oral surgery. Once on antiboitics for about a month until they could re do the surgery it all went away.

The tea tree oil is also good to help you.

Anonymous's picture

my butt really stink and i need help please

Anonymous's picture

Use a natural oil like coconut or sesame seed, put the oil on toilet paper and you can remove most of the residual "stinky butt" wipe the whole anal area, once done use dry paper towel to remove excess oil, you can powder dry but the oil is beneficial to skin and will absorb naturally. This takes care of the problem...it's cheap, clean, effective, it works!

Anonymous's picture

I want to add some more to the below post. Weird body odors are usually the result of improperly working digestive enzymes, which is a genetic condition or bacterial/ fungal overgrowth in the intestines / genital spaces. I presume most of you people do not have the genetic disorders, so I strongly reckon that your troubles come from bacterial or fungal overgrowth that has been building up in you over the course of many years due to improper life style mostly. So, the end result - your immune system weakens and cannot ward off pathogenic microorganisms and thus hell brakes loose.

I suggest to all to make yourselves tests for pathogenic microorganisms in your guts / genitals (usually all over these places - vagina, anus, intestines) and to begin a healthy life style - stick to the Candida diet, which is basically a diet low on simple sugars and saturated/ trans fats. In the first few months you should try to complete refrain from sugars and alcohol. You may allow yourselves a glass or two of red wine (tannins are strong antifungals too), but this is it.

Research for antifungal herbs and supply yourselves some food supplements. As I said, Aloe Vera gel is an effective immune booster, antifungal and repairs intestinal walls. It should be combined with other herbal supplements like Oregano oil, eat Garlic (one or two cloves at dinner), as well as B vitamins and vitamin C regularly. Exercise. Be strict, persistent and keep up with the diet for at least a few months. For me, I will stick to this new life style for life. This helped me, I hope it will help you too.

Oh, and another very important "ingredient" is PROBIOTICS. You should buy some at least 5 billions CFUs per capsule. Also eat yogurt, plain and unsweetened.

Think positive. Regain control of your life, YOU ARE THE MASTER, not slave to your body. Ask questions, I will follow this thread.

Anonymous's picture

Wow.. So much emotional and psychological suffering, undeserved, needless, utterly ridiculous.. suffering and self-imposed social isolation all because of smells. I myself cannot really tell anymore whether all this was for real or was it some insane episode of ultra social anxiety disorder of some idiotic kind.

I am a female at 27 now and I began suffering from weird smell approx. at the age of 23. At first, my first gynecologic exam turned out HPV (which is not associated with smells, by the way) and some serious case of anaerobic bacteria. So I underwent antibiotics treatment. For a brief while it was good, but then the smells returned. All kinds of them - sweet, sour, fishy, shitty .. oscillating constantly. I began to withdraw from social life more and more, I missed on so many parties and fun. I voluntarily alienated myself from society, because I felt like freak. A freak that everyone could smell from a distance.

This is really a long story. Great torment. Dreadful experience. Anyway, after numerous more visits to gynecologists and another round of antibiotics in the end, after reading tons of articles, forum posts and info, I came to the conclusion that all my smelly troubles were due to weak immune system and Candida Albicans infestation therefore. So I modified my diet accordingly - cut on sugar and fats basically. I started taking vitamins, B complex, vit. C and Candida clear formulas.. I began working out regularly and in the course of an year I am consistently seeing great improvement. To the point now that I begin to feel normal again, I regained my confidence, I am not afraid of being close to other people and so on.

Reading all the comments here I get so sad, I have experienced everything that all you guys and gals describe - freaking out indoors with other people, constantly hearing comments about me everywhere - at work, on the streets, in clubs .. A little over an year ago I was at my worst, I felt like I will go insane and I too though of suicide, because I was feeling like I cannot bare this anymore.

But, as I said, I managed it, though I still feel psychologically crippled from this experience really. Make yourselves tests for Candida Albicans and work to strenghten your immune system. Also, for rebuilding intestinal walls try Aloe Vera gel (from inside the leaves) it is effective.

I hug you all and NEVER GIVE UP ON LIFE for some banal troubles, as troubling as it may be.

Anonymous's picture

You explained it perfectly and seem like a smart person. I have the same problem and I am about to go fucking crazy. Its hard to be successful in college when i skip 90% of classes do to this problem. The worst part is, I have never heard of anyone solving this problem.

Anonymous's picture

If anybody know the cure to this ass smelling shit...please write it as a comment, cause dis shit have ruins my life..I know it affect alot of people too

Anonymous's picture

Guys I'm suffering from the same thing, I'm only 16 and I always take care of myself... I used to hook up with alot of chicks but now they distance themselves from me since I smell like shit. I always take showers but still nothing changes . when I swear that's when I start smelling like shit. Idk what to do anymore please anyone help me please I'm tired of this problem coz I don't derseve it!

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