Anonymous Coward,
Yea you can add honey to avoid the taste of Apple Cider Vinegar ($6). ACV helps with constipation and the digestive tract.

I did it last night and this morning. How long did it take it to work?

I started to notice I wasn't constipated anymore after 2-3 days and my bowel movements started to improve.

If I feel like my stool isnt hard enough, I drink a glass of metamucil orange once every 2 weeks (to keep the colon flushed).

Yup trying the apple cider cure see if it is the solution. hopfully it works cuz it's hella cheap nd wouldnt be an expensive cure newayzz hope this works i'll let y'all kno

Aight...so how long have you taken this? Is it something you have to take everyday or if you do it for a month straight it "cures" you for a long period of time before you have to start again?

You should drink apple cider anyways. It's great for your kidneys and bladder, and it can lower blood pressure, kill infections, and is an all-around digestive aid.

In fact, it's one of those foods that everyone should have in their cabinets.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Call me skeptical, but user2009 seems like nothing more than an advertiser trying to cash in on our condition.

Does that mean I'm not going to try it? Of course not. I'm going to try the shit out of it. I've been living with this for 10 years, I'll try anything that sounds safe.

That said, how do any of you work, go to school, or keep up relationships with this condition? I've had this problem since I was 10, and I'm now 20. I've had one friend since then, and I haven't talked to him in 5 years. I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm too self conscious (among other things) of this condition to actively seek out of a partner. Not that anyone would give me the time of day smelling the way I do.

My parents don't acknowledge it. Subjects like this aren't brought up around here. I'm even thinking that they don't even know about it, because they seem genuinely surprised and annoyed when I don't want to go to events, or out in general.

I'm going to a local university, but honestly I've been thinking about dropping out of school. I haven't taken in seriously in two years because I just can't stand to go into a classroom and sit there while people talk about it semi-openly, laugh, and make jokes about it while looking in my direction.

I don't even see the point of school, if I can't get a job afterward. Who's going to hire a smelly guy to work for them? Or in the event that they don't care about that, who's going to hire someone with a BS/MS with no work experience at all?

Any advice?

I don't understand how an advertiser can cash in on your condition when he doesn't give you a brand name of vinegar and Metamucil is everywhere.

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www.daphneszoo.com

@daphne

He actually specifically mentions Bragg organic apple cider vinegar, and then goes on to list specific retailers. I'm just sayin'.

Nah, ACV is nearly proven to be an "anti-bacterial" substance.

1) Sometimes (mostly organic) have the "mother" ingredient (which I think is enzymes). In this case, Bragg has that.

2) It helps promote faster enzyme rate. Lemon juice does the same.

I have been experiencing this weird odor (or I wouldn't call it an odor). I get these whiffs of "shit." I am a clean person, who takes a shower once, if not twice, a day. I was a sociable guy that loved to meet new people (especially girls) in a new college setting. I went from that to a self-consious loner. If I didn't have my friends at home I wouldn't know what to do. I have isolated myself and said I was sick with severe "intestinal issues."

I have IBS and I believe I am taking Hyomax for that. I read trhough that "Something Smells" ebook by the "Citoyen Kiran" and that article helped me a lot.

I have been on many antibiotics (Ciprofloxacin, Doxycycline, and Levaquin). I have also just started taking Acidophilus bought from Walmart. My doctor also recommended Lactobacillus that can be bought at some organic food stores. I will get this as soon as I get money haha.

I made my doctor check me for Oral Thrush, but it was negative. She still gave me an anti-yeast pill because of my current prolong antibiotics. It is a pill that I take once now, and then again after my antibiotics are finished (Diflucan).

I HIGHLY suggest you read that article!

ARTICLE:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/15102869/Something-Smells

PS: People stop having anxiety attacks. I had one when this first started (only a month ago) and it was the worst experience of my life. I will never have another one. This has been a living hell, but think positive it will go away if you relax and go to a reliable, caring doctor. I have noticed if I am chilled I don't smell it, but if I get nervous it happens.

I've been reading this site for 4 years hoping I could find something that would cure me. Finally, ACV has worked for me and I wanted to share it with you guys. It has definitely got rid of that "wet, sweaty feeling like your sitting on your own shieet and when you whipe its clear as day" feeling..

Organic ACV is cheap, natural and easy to take. Just make sure it contains the "mother" ingredient. Sorry if Im promoting ACV like it's the wonder drug. Or maybe it is?

Google... "Apple cider Vinegar health Benefits"

This site, and specifically this forum topic has helped me cope with this problem for years especially coming home to an embrassing moment at work or with some friends. Im just here to help out and give some hope to other people in this world going through this depressing health issue.

Damn man this has ruined my life no joke i feel so bad and the thing is i'm actually a fine ass young man no lie it has ruined everyythinngg :(

so let me start with this it's related to parasites and candida yes we all heard this before but keep reading i've read they feed on sugar and alcohol yes i kno the two things we eat and drink all the daammn time its crazy butt here's a site that shows the foods you can eat and its pretty cool just avoid sugar i'm going to try this out i'll check back with you guys peacee

yeast free diets

Guess ill try the vinegar thingy...I,ve been moving around like a ninja avoiding people at my job...cant get away with it forever.

I came across this. I don't know if I have Candida, but I am going to do it to "detoxify" my system. It seems cheap and easy to do, but be careful.

The procedure she followed was very simple:

1) Get a little bit of food grade 35% hydrogen peroxide and an eyedropper.

*It should be stored in the freezer if not used*

2) Put 1 drop of 35% in a glass of water and drink it on the first day as far away from meals as possible.

3) 2 drops the next day

4) Keep on increasing until it feels like you've done as much as feels comfortable (10 is the absolute max, she settled at 7).
Some people increase at a slower rate, such as 1 drop for a week, then 2 for the next instead of 1 per day.

5) Once it feels peroxide has cleaned you out, switch to a probiotic (you cannot use both at the same time, since peroxide will kill the recently added probiotics)

I found it here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080115163316AAJk3Fg

I don't know if it works, but it's worth a try. I'm going to do it after my antibiotics are finished. Just remember DON'T do too much it will mess up your system even worse.

Here's a PRECAUTION for Hydrogen Peroxide:

1) Do NOT drink a lot of it, JUST drops in water.

2) It can't have toxic additives in it (most peroxide sold does).

3) It needs to be drank away from meals. When you eat the stomach acids and proteins in gut can turn it into OH-, which is bad for you.

*Best time is either in the morning (far from breakfast) or right before bed (far from dinner)*

Interesting article on ACV..

http://www.professorshouse.com/family/health/benefits-apple-cider-vinegar.aspx

Whoa! BE CAREFUL when drinking H2O2 as too much will kill you!
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Does Apple Cider Vinegar cure Candida?

http://www.candida-cure-recipes.com/apple-cider-vinegar-cure.html

To Model:
Hi, worldtraveller27 here. I just had some questions, about your success. You mentioned going to a Herbal Doctor and it helping you. Are you referring to a Holistic Doctor, Naturopathic Doctor, or something else? If you could be specific, that would be great, as I'd like to hear more from you about your success and what this doctor is treating you with. Thanks. Take care and talk to you soon. God bless.

Sounds like some people on this thread can't smell their own odor, or the odor isn't coming directly out of their anus. I can smell my odor and it does come only from my anus. That said, I've been taking the antibiotic ciprofloxacin on and off for 10 years. I had the problem very severely, it was impossible to be around me and not notice, and cipro reduces the problem to barely noticeable, often not noticeable at all. I've been able to live a relatively normal life for 10 years (hold a good job and I'm married!). The cipro hasn't cured it though. I take the cipro for a year or two, then am able to go off the cipro for two to four years, but the problem eventually comes back. The side effect I've noticed is starting to lose feeling in my fingers. If you stop taking cipro as soon as you feel this its entirely reversible. But the cipro really works.

I also have this problem. It got so bad recently I tried suicide. I won't go into too much detail but I am a 20 yr old college student who has had this for the past 7 or so years. I have been able to hide it pretty well and appeared normal, I even had girlfriends and used to go out a lot. Recently though I was on a trip with some fellow students when everyone thought that I had shit myself. I knew I didn't but trying to explain it would just make me sound crazy so I kept quiet. If you think you have it bad please look at my situation. Now basically everyone at college thinks I shit myself, laugh at me when I walk by, friends I used to hang with act like they don't know me, and everybody questions where I got these cuts and bruises from the suicide attempt. I want to keep this short so here are some causes and symptoms maybe you can relate to:

-Poor dietary habits as a child
-constant constipation
-"wet anus"
-trouble wiping
-incomplete bowel movements

If you had/have any of these then chances are its a mucosal prolapse. I looked it up and basically your mucous glands sometimes come out of your body or "prolapse" which causes the smell. What a lot of you are mistaking for smelly sweat is actually mucous. It is caused by years of straining when you are on the toilet, which causes partial loss of muscle control. A lot of you also mentioned drug use which causes the muscles in that region to relax. Get it diagnosed by a proctologist and I am sure they can help you, but you have to tell them what it is called otherwise a normal rectal exam will not find it. You have to strain in order for it to prolapse, only then can it be diagnosed. Hope this helps, and please reply if any of this sounds familiar. Remember, there is always hope

i tried the apple cider it doesn't work. Just to let you guys know. I will keep taking it because it's healthy for you but not cure. FUUCK LOL

For all the poopers on this site...if you are experiencing the "smelly ass" syndrome, the best medicine that worked for me is butter milk. Have 6 glasses of butter milk(loosely diluted yoghurt) or more often, then have the smelly ass wade off. Its a magic that works!!!

I can't believe that I just finish reading that so many other people have the same problems....I've had it for 8 months. And I thought I was literally cursed...I'm sorry u guise have to live through this as well.

Thank god im not on my own! I have had this problem for about 4 or 5 years and it has and still is ruining my life.
I am unemployed at the moment and don't really have much desire to find another job while i still have a 'leaky arse'. Before i became unemployed i used to have a very pysical job that required me to meet people and work in their own homes, unfortunately for me they were kind enough to have the heating on most of the time!, i could see the look on their faces when they got a whiff!
Only a few people have actually said to me in the nicest possible way 'you stink of shit', i explained to them i bathe and shower daily but i don't think they belived me!
I too have to go back to the toilet to re-wipe about half hour after i have dropped my load, i also sweat excessively from my arse and armpits.
I have recently had a colonoscopy which revaled nothing, i was on Lansiprazole tablet which i took daily for an acid/reflux problem, from tomorrow i am trying some different tablets for this problem as of tomorrow i hope this makes a difference!
Also i have just been prescribed some anti-persperant that contains aliminium that i have to spray in my arse crack and armpits which should be fun.
I fucking hate it, i wish it would go away so i can be back to my happy bubbly self.

Thank god winter is coming, summer time is my enemy

i have the same thing, and it hurts especially since im in college and cant live a normal life. Im in my youth and cannot even enjoy it. I feel everyones pain here, this is the worst type of punishment god could ever bestow upon us, i dont know why but i blame it on him and am no longer religious. Anybody ever ask, why me god? Stay strong and try to seek medical help, if theres nothing out there that can completely cure us there has to be something that can atleast minimize our symptoms and let us live a relatively normal life. I have an appointment with a GI doctor sometime in November, if he can shed light on our condition i promise i will relay it to you guys. Peace and much love to ya.

I'm scared 4 my self at this point. I thought I could do it all & beat any challenge in my life. But nah, I was wrong...I'm sorry that we all have 2 go through this

DESIMAN123, Hi!!! im so glad u got cured with Buttermilk. what brand of buttermilk did u use? i believe our problem has to do with bad bacteria and toxic liver. there is an african pastor that used to work cleaning chicken dung and shortly afterwards people were making fun of him cuz he started smelling like shit everywhere he went. the ammonia in the chicken dung caused his liver to become toxic and led to bad bacteria in his body. thats my thought as to the cause of his problem. but thank God today, he is healed. he performs every type of miracle. raises people up from the dead. earlier this year, God showed a vision that MJ would die. He tried to contact MJ. People just spend a maximum of 7 days in his church and they become healed. but i think his problem of fecal body odor earlier in his life coupled with people making fun of people led him not to fully trust people. but he really cares about people with body odors cuz he^s been through it. such people receive priority while doing his healing services.

So fecalsmell, your pastor raises the dead. I am glad that he gives priority service to the stinky, praise his name.

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im another person who has this :/ well atleast i think i do.. it started around a year ago people use to say i smell like poop (not to my face, i was just over hearing them). I wasn't sure if i've just been getting paranoid from smoking to much weed.. well my family and girlfriend say i dont smell and im stupid for thinking this but just makes me really upset when i think people are saying i smell!!! i shower 15mins before i leave my house everytime i leave my house, this means i sometimes shower 3times a day!! i wish i could just not smell mylife is fuking up BIG time

Hey, you don't smell so bad.

Freddy the fly.

If you smell like shit
we must acquit.

Johnny Cockroach

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Hey, prarie doggin, your not that ugly.

Hey this is something that cured me a lot!!!! What I mean by that is before I did this treatment the odor I had was horrible. I used to do a lot of drugs(used to drop acid) s o with that said u can only imagine how horrible the odor was. After I did the treatment the volume of the odor (10being worst &1 being best ) went from 10 - 2. & that's just me. Who knows if other people here r better than me. And they might just get 100%. Who knows. Also this works 4 digestive problems & even cancer. Story goes that 1 man with cancer was given time by his dr. He did this & he still alive today. .....must drink 8 glasses of water. 8 oz. Of. Lemon juice ( lemon not lime & must juice yourself.don't by it already juiced. ) 1 glass of cabbage juice ( obvoisly just by cabbage from super market. Buy juicer & work the magic. ) cabbage juice must be immediatly after lemon juice. One bowl of real oatmeal atleast 45 min. Later. 1 bowl of oatmeal before u go to sleep. And yuca all day everday. (Boiled not fried.) Must b for 11 days. Can't skip a day nor eat n e thing else while doing it. Lemon juice kills kills & gets rid of n e thing bad inside dig. System. Cabbage juice comes & smooths everything out. Oatmeal gets rid of any acid u have. & the yuca is known 2 b wonderfil for the stomach lining & etc. This worked for me & worked for the people that told me about it.

hey cici does it eliminate the smell or what??
and do we drink 8 glasses of water with lemon juice or just drink a a whole cup filled with lemon juice can you be more specific thanks

HEY YOU GUYS, I TOO SUFFER FROM THIS DEMON OF A SMELL. I THOUGHT FOR THE LONGES I HAD TMAU [SELF DIAGNOSED] UNTIL I WENT TO A GASTRO DOCTOR AND FOUND OUT THAT I HAD SYSTEMIC CANDIDISIS [CANDIDA] OF THE COLON THAT WENT UNTREATED AND THEN INTO THE BLOOD STREAM. THE SMELL STARTED WHEN I WAS 19 I AM NOW 28. 3 MAJOR SURGERIES AND 78 DOCTORS..TO NOW FIND OUT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE MY EATING HABITS FOR 6 MONTHS AND I'D BE CURE. SO UPSETTING!! IVE BEEN LIVING LIKE AN ANIMAL,HAVENT BEEN OUT EXCEPT TO THE STORE [FIRST THING IN THE AM] AND DOCTORS. HAVENT EVEN SEEN MY MOM IN 5 YRS AND SHE ONLY LIVES 3 HOURS AWAY.

SHE'S COMING UP HERE FOR THE HOLIDAY NEXT MONTH SHE HAS NO CLUE THAT IM STILL SMELLING SO WHAT I HAVE DONE IS I STARTED AN INTENSIVE CLEANSE FRIDAY ON THE 17TH.

WHAT IM USING:

METAMUCIL ORANGE FLAVOR SUGAR FREE
ORGANIC LEMON JUICE
STEVIA [SUGAR FOR PPL WITH CANDIDA]
2QT WATER BAG [ENEMA]

RAW ALMONDS [SALTLESS AND PUMKIN SEEDS [I EAT THEM ONLY WHEN I GET REALLY BAD HUNGER PANGS]

TODAY IS TUESDAY DAY #4. I WEIGHED MYSELF FRIDAY AND I WEIGHED 188 I WEIGHED MYSELF TODAY AND I WEIGH 183..YES I LOST 5LBS SINCE FRIDAY! :) THE METAMUCIL'S MAIN INGREDIENT IS PSYLLIUM WHICH IS A BULKING LAXATIVE AND IT GIVES YOU THE FEELING OF BEING FULL SO THEREFORE I DONT HAVE ANY HUNGER PANGS. SO THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IM DOING IT [INTENSIVE CLEANSE]

I TBSP OF METAMUCIL INSIDE OF ONE 8oz GLASS OF WATER EVERY 4 HOURS THRU OUT THE DAY. I CHASE IT DOWN WITH ATLEAST 4oz OF WATER.

AND ABOUT AN HR AFTER THAT I DRINK A 8oz GLASS OF ORGANIC LEMONADE MADE WITH LEMON JUICE AND STEVIA.

IT HELPS REPLENISH THE ELECTROLYTES MY BODY LOSES AFTER DOING THE 2 QT ENEMA THAT I DO BEFORE I SHOWER AND GO TO BED. I GOT ALL OF THIS INFOMATION FROM DIFFERENT SITES I GOT WHEN I GOOGLED "INTENSIVE COLON CLEANSE"

IM SURE I COULD EAT THINGS ON THE CANDIDA DIET BUT IT SAYS THAT IF YOU DO IT WITHOUT SOLID FOODS THAT YOU KILL OFF THE YEAST AND BACTERIA FASTER. NO POINT IN PROLONGING MY PROCESS IM ON A MISSION! PLEASE WISH ME LUCK AND TOMORROW I WILL BE MAKING A YOUTUBE VIDEO. IM NOT LOOKING TO GOOD NOW BECAUSE THE TOXINS ARE STARTING TO COME OUT AND WELL IM BREAKING OUT A BIT BUT IF BY WATCHING ME GO THRW IT MOTIVATES ONE PERSON TO GET UP AND GET STARTED..IVE DONE MY JOB! THIS CONDITION IS HORRIBLE IT ROBBED ME OF YEARRRRRRRRRRS AWAYS FROM MY FAMILY AND LIFE. IM READY TO TAKE MY LIFE BACK! IF YOU WANT SUPPORT AND CARE TO SUPPORT ME ON THIS 39 DAY INTENSIVE CLEANSE DROP ME A LINE@

TONKATRUCK09@AOL.COM

ONE MORE THING F YOU GET HUNGRY DOING THIS YOU CAN EA ALMONDS[RAW OR SALTLESS],PUMPKIN SEEDS,FROZEN OR REGULAR STRAWBERRIES, BLUEBERRIES THE ARE VERYYYYY LOW ON SUGAR AND ON CANDIDA.ORG IT SAYS PPL WITH CANDIDA CAN EAT THEM :)

TONKATRUCK09@AOL.COM

Go TONKA go!
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This DISEASE if you will has honestly ruined my life. I used to hang out with friends 24/7 you could say my social life was great! But now its horrible I haven't hung out with anyone for almost a year, I can't get a job, and I dread going to school because of the comments or looks I get. I almost committed suicide because of this. I'm trying the apple cider vinegar solution, right now. So far I really haven't noticed anything different. I still get the warm sensation/mucus that reeks. Someone PLEASE post a solution to this underground disease!!

I am a 25 year old girl and have been smelling like shit for nine years. I don't know how it all started, but I've had bowel problems since I had Cryptos Sporydios ( dunno right spelling), a bacterial infection. i got it when I drank water from a stream which must've had a dead animal in it. Ever since then I've never felt quite right but when I was 16 or 17 I started to get really self concious and stressed which caused me to get constipated and worried about an odour as a result. Went to the doc's and was given Fibogel and a laxitive. Then things started to go the other way and I had diarrohea. The diagnosis was IBS. I worried everyday that smelled like shit. I could never smell it and family and friends said I was paranoid but I would be at school or on the bus and felt myself start to panick and get hot and sweaty, soon afterwards I'd hear people whispering and murmering, "smells like shit..." or "who farted?..."
It sounds so irrational but I knew it was because I was thinking about it and panicking that this smell was coming out my pores. My doctor said it was impossible to smell bad by being constipated or thinking about a smell but this was real! I became obssessive about hygiene and took changes of clothes to school, deoderant, baby wipes, scented moisturiser. I would wash my whole body in the disabled toilet every chance I got. I had therapy and was given an anti- psychotic drug, respiredone which zombified me but didn't stop me panicking completely. I got through Uni and lectures, somehow, but smelt bad whenever I panicked or even stressed a little bit. I was and am still sociable, have lots of friends old and new. I've had a few boyfriends but found it hard just to sit beside them without trying to read their minds. It was actually easier to shag them because it made me relax. Now I am in a long-term relationship with a man I love but I don't believe him when he says I don't ever smell. I don't always smell bad, only when I think about it so much. Sometimes I smell nice. I'm not crazy either, and gave up therapy after Uni. They would talk to me from the wrong perspective. I didn't want to persuade myself to believe I didn't smell but wanted to know what to do about it when it happened or how to relax so it didn't happen. I know now I have IBS and the reason I feel like I smell like shit is because I am constipated or needing to go to the loo and together with panick sweating out the bad bacteria, it creates this odour ( My own interpretation of how it happens). I have come off the Respiredone and am taking anti-depressants which help my moods but not the IBS. So I am more relaxed meaning I don't panick and smell bad all of the time. The key is to relax and look after yourself. That way you know you are doing everything naturally to look after your body and mind. All these creams and pills may or may not help, often just the belief that they are working relaxes you enough to mean you are confident enough to feel you have resolved the problem, so you don't sweat and ther is no smell and no problem. I don't know if this is true for all of you, I know lots probably have a physical problem, but just try and relax and take care of yourself properly. When I say relax, I don't mean self help books that focus on there being a problem or breathing exercises which can make things worse if you're already worked up or even drugs which can have side affects and are really hard to come off of. I mean distract yourself from your situation by doing something to escape like reading a book, getting exercise, meditating, artwork, walking somewhere quiet. Let me know if anyone else thinks like this or if it helps to relax. x

I'm not going to bother reading through all of the pages but, I've been concerned about foul odor myself, and even after vigorous scrubbing in the shower with deodorant soaps, as soon as I dry myself, I can touch a finger lightly to the area and it's poopy scented. Here is the solution: HIBICLENS is a liquid antibacterial soap sold in pharmacies. We also use it as a surgical prep in the hospital. When you step into the shower, turn your back to the stream and part your butt cheeks to let water run over your anus. Squirt a small amount of Hibiclens in your dominant hand and apply to the area by rubbing it in to the skin over and around the anus. Make sure to come up to the top of the anal cleft, as well as forward to the perineum. Leave the soap there. Now go about the rest of your shower. After you've finished washing the rest of your body/hair, etc., turn your back to the water again and rinse off your crack by spreading your cheeks again. Then apply another dose of Hibiclens, leave on about a minute and rinse again. Do not stick any up into your anal cavity, just the outside area! Get out of the shower, dry off without vigorously rubbing a towel in your crack. Just dab the area dry. Do the light finger touch to the anus and take a whiff: nothing. I have even sat on the can, half way through my work day and tried the finger test and still no unpleasant odor. Of course, if you take a dump, all bets are off on it smelling like a rose. I couldn't believe the difference. Give it a try. By the way, when you do wipe after going #2, do not apply 35 pounds of pressure on the toilet paper and then drag it up the back of your ass. This will only serve to grind shit into every small crevice back there.
Let me know how the Hibiclens works out for you. (No, I don't sell it or have stock in the company that does. I just use it in the medical field daily and thought I'd try it on my stinky butt.)

Somebody asked me earlier if they drink lemon juice mixed with water or just lemon juice. You drink the lemon juice by itself. From pure lemons. And you drink 8 glasses of filtered water or bottle water by itself.

my ass doesn't even smell like shit it smells more like a smelly vagina. what could be causing that? i don't really sweat that bad - i'm straight (male)... i don't know it just sorta smells like bad pussy what the hell?

Well, you sure do have a problem there AC. There are a lot of straight males out there that are attracted to the bad pussy smell and can pick up the scent from miles away. They will want to do things to your ass that might seem to go against your straight orientation. I would suggest that you a) stay out of prison
b) stay out of the original Confederate states and c) steer clear of male Rottweilers

I hope this helps

If you don't like what's coming out of your BUTT, you need to change what goes in your MOUTH.

It really can be just that simple.

Food combining can work amazing wonders on fixing poop-related problems. All you have to do is:

1. Quit eating crap/junk food.
(go to the grocery store more often than the drive-thru)

2. Eat more whole grains, fruits and colorful veggies.
(hold off on fruit at first if you think it's a yeast problem)

3. Eat less meat and dairy.
(you'll still get plenty of protein and vitamin D)

4. Don't eat carbs with protein.

That last one's the kicker, but if you just stick to it, most poop problems will disappear in as little as one day... really!

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How I beat IBS

I'm sixteen, i've stunk since 14. In two years my social life has been devestated by my ass. I hate this with the utmost intensity, I have tried so many different things and it seems to be getting worse. I just want to live in a cave where no one has to suffer from the pungent stench my ass releases. Two, showers a day ( almost an hour each time, just on my butt) wet wipes, talcom powder, scrubing brush, creams, lotions, dedoraunt, wearing 3 pairs of underwear, stuffing the crack with toliet paper, washing through out the day, going in the pool to see if those chemicals will do the trick, fibre diet, vitamines, scrubbing with near boiling water, nothing works. Up to 3 hours of my day devoted to anal hygene to attempt to relieve the stench and I turn up to class and have people comment on the shit stench surrounding me. i'm almost tempted to shove a glue gun up there to seal it shut so that just maby, I could enjoy a vew hours of human contact with out a stinky interuption. I have good friends, they try to put up with it, but I don't know if i can. i need a solution, that will last. I'm not built to handle this kind of stress. Plz Help, anything you guys have to say could just be what I, or some of the many others who suffer to get back to a life they can live, happily.

William.....Have you discussed this with a doctor?, if not that would be a good thing to do. I often wonder if any of the commenters who make these posts have as bad a problem as they profess to have or of some of their stench might me imagined. I don't really doubt the posts, I just wonder. I am almost 68 and have known a few stinky people in my time but they have always smelled of BO or halitosis, none of them ever smelled like ass.

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Me either Chief, but apparently it is happening more and more all around us, and to all these young people! It makes my heart sad to imagine having to deal with something like this on top of all the other shit that comes with being a teenager. Wow.

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How I beat IBS

I have gone thru all this post but i have similar kind of problem and that fucked my life.I ma facing this problem since last year.. and after researching so on me and then i realized that problem is resides in sweat or ass in thighs.....most of time bad smell comes form there only...When i sitting in lectures first 15 mins it goes okk after that it goes on increasing the strength of smell .... and whole class get disturbed.....no girls is talking to me bcoz of this problem..i am frustrated now....and my is totally air conditioned.. so in that the smell get dispersed.....and spread through the class..I have gone to the doctor ..doctor said me u drink lot of water the smell get disappeared .... but after 1 week i again went to the doctor he said plz consult to the psychiatrist... i told him i ma not physic patient..SO kindly help me to select the right doctor. to whom i should consult dermatologist, urologist or someone else..and which treatment should i follow to get rid of this ..even my urine smell too bad ...all the time...

Get another doctor who will do tests on your urine as it sounds like you have a sysemic fungal infection. You just need the right doctor. Go to a gastroenterologist. Drop the doc who wanted to send you to psyche.
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Hello fellows !
Gush here from Germany again to report.
Germany has an State-Insurance for everybode. The md density is high. You can find dozens of doctors of all kinds !

In short. Had this for about 5 months. Visisted many docotors of whom noone really helped and know. Studied 5 months everything about this !

People, you all are very incompetent here.
The first thing a doctor must do is to take a full blood controll !

With this, you can exlude many inflammations,defects in organs like liver, pancrea, kidneys... BUT NOT on all organs.

Stomach and BOWEL and some other organs cannot be seen on blood.
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In short, i had the leaky ass problem, then stomach problem came (CHRONIC Gastritis helicobacter).
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Maybe by coincidence i got antibiotics to kill helicobacter so called tripple therapie.
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After that treatment, stinking reduced to 80 percent !!!!!!!!
That was the breakthrough !!!!!!
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Then i removed my hemorhoids grade 1-3.
Painful , ass got tighter at first, i thought hemorohoids were the problem of leaky ass, yes maybe it is a little problem, but it was not the cause, even without hemorhoid, my ass was leaky, not that much in worst times !
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So the leaky ass remained even when stinking was gone to 80 % !!! I had to sit next to someone so that stiking was recognised ,beeing 50 cm of a person no one could smell !!!!
So gone are the days where the complete room began to stink, where people of 3 class rows before turn their back an lock at me !!!!!!
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So the stinking got away to 90 %.
My tongue was still yellow, that means the chronic gastritis is not healed completly or could also mean fungal infection, maybe cause stomach did not kill bacteria and fungal, they overgrew.
So the leaky ass was decreased and i had farts after eating !
Farts that came in accord, like sitting , and at rectum farts generate periodically in some seconds ! and go out, i cannot control.
Alsways when this happend, people hold their nose, but only people sitting NEAR me.
Also i was very tired for no reason.

So i decided to make an anti fungal diet. No sugar !
Take naturlly anti fungal drink, greapfruitextraction.

After some day , leaky ass completly stopped !!!!
Stinking stopped 100 % !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beiing near everyone, noone smelled something. Completly smell free !
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So two days ago i decided to eat heavily.
On Burger King, i eat double whopper chili with chicken wing and COLA LIGHT.

The next morning i went to the doc !
Gues what happend.
I meet relatives at that doc and talked, no smell. I went into patient room for wait and people near me changed place, one seat away !!!

So the stinking came back at near distance. But one seat away noone smell!

And the stinking came from MOUTH !
Because i checked my ass, no leakage !

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SO interesting fact is :

THE LEAKY ASS IS A SYMPTOM ! NOT THE CAUSE.
It is a digestion problem i think !

On my case, it is the somach !

Beeing 100 % Smell free i ate

DOUBLE WHOPPER CHILI WITH 4 Chicken Wings and Cola Light at 10 pm and next morning at 11am stank in docotrs patient room at distance of 50 cm or one seat !
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All in all. I changed thanks god side. I am the most smell free, but eating the wrong things brings the smell back !
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Blood Value test : Please let the doctor check your CRP !!!!!
CRP shows if there is inflammation !!!

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The problem doctors do not checks students and young people is because they have contracts with insurace, that these groups, the doctor must take the cost of every presription and every test ! Of course you do not about it but this shitty doc contracts also is now in germany the case !

While people with work get everything done, as student they loose money if they treat you. Well they thought by making that contract with insuracen companies, that young people are healthier so this kind maximizes their income.
False thinking !
That is why they want to send you to psychiatric ! They know that you have a serious problem, but they know that if investigating it , it cost them alot !!!!
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SUE your doctors if u have insurance and he does not care :
This are the steps how docttor must behave :

1- the doc must take blood and send it to reasearch facility.
Make sure following bllod values are checked :
- TSH(thyroid) , - CRP(Infallmation) , -Lipase/Amlyase (Pancreas) , - Creatinin-Clearance (kidneys) , -GGT (liver).

If blood shows nothing strange then.

2. Make a fungal urine test (Candida). "D-Arabitanol" test it is called and is one of the best and secure test for candida !

3. BOWEL Flora, stool test.
Let check you stool for pathological bacteria and for the composition of bowl flora.

- 3: Stomach endooscopy (Gastritis often also causes no pains !)

- 3: Bowel endoscopy

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You can beat it but please do it analytically !
I know one person from inet with who i am in contact, he has the stink problem but without the leaky smelly ass symptom.
He tool on my advice antibiotics and the stinking is not gone on him but reduced !!
His CRP Blood Value is 80. That means he has inflammation caused by bacteria etc.
CRP > 100 means like having cancer.
Above 50 is middle-hard inflammations.
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I will make a website where people are invtied to solve the puzzle !
But this can be solved if u do the testings on docs !
Then we collect everything and see.

Hey I have a question to cici so does it eliminate the smell or just reduces it and also after you do the diet can you drink alcohol because I LOve alcohol lol

I tried "Devrom": used to reduce odors from fecal incontinence, ileostomies, colostomies, and bariatric surgery. Purchased from:
The Parthenon co, inc.
3311 W.2400 So
Salt Lake City, Utah 84119
1-800-453-8898

It worked for me. Yes, I've got the wet-ass, mucus problem and if I don't use this - I can't go out. NO, I don't sell the stuff. I'm just trying to help. I went through a lot of embarrasment & humiliation before finding this product and want to pass the info on to you before you go through what I did. If you have this problem you don't need details.

DAMN God no. Since the last days , it seems this shit is coming back !!!!!

What i recognised was some movement in the gall /liver area and stomach aching last two days and bam it is now BACK !!!!!

ONE INTERESTING INTERSTING THING :

I shitted 1 hour ago !
Then i washed my ass with left hand. Used middle fingers to touch deep inside to clean good.

GUES WHAT !!!

I washed my hands 4 times, even used anti-bacterial desinfection for hands and the FUCKING SMELL IS STILL AT THE MOMENT on my left hand fingers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i wash, it goes away for short but comes back !!!!!!!!!

What the hell is this !!! What can cause that if u touch it , wahsing will do nothing !!!!

What had bring this problem back ??????

The last 6 months i isolated me, did not go to university and not much to work !!!!!

Now i am going much to university and work !!

So what has university and work in common ???

I SIT TO MUCH ON MY ASS through the day !!!!

COUOLD it be that muscles are going sleep when not moving ?????

I think that means it's time to try the blowtorch.

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How I beat IBS

I would like to say A colonoscopy is recommended to exclude diseases like inflammation, fungal , fistulas etc.

I have been fired from every job I ever had due to my stink, but they create other reasons to fire me. Over the last year I tried many remedies and found that when I drink ACV daily, apply ACV to underarms, groin, and feet, then shower with soap and apply olive oil all over when still wet, then dry off and apply deodorant, there is no odor even if I sweat. I had to bleach all my clothes to get the old smell out. Problem is, when I apply for a job and they want to contact my previous employer, I'm sure they tell that I stink. LIFE RUINED!

AC - Previous employers are not allowed to say things like that when giving employment references, by law.

That doesn't mean they won't, of course, but it does give you some leverage to work with if you can find out for sure that any of them mentioned your odor problem to any prospective employer.

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How I beat IBS

They do! No employer will get involved in reporting another employer. Some interviewers know my previous employer and of course bad things are said about me but I can't prove it and they have denied it. As long as they all deny it, I have no case.

AC, I heard of a guy that took his stinky ass problem and made a sucessful career out of it. He became a bill collector. He would show up at a business that owed his employer money and politely state that he would be willing to wait around and/or come back daily for the money. Apparently he never waited long.
He also didn't shower or wash his clothes which helped.

Another good job for a stank ass person would be in a complaint department.

Complaint clerk: Can I help you sir/madam?

Customer: This fucking toaster I bought yesterday *sniff-sniff* is one sweet appliance
*gasp-wheeze*, well gotta run!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I experienced this problem ass well. It started after i had been experiencing a long spell of constipation, but after i got that cleared up the smell never went away. Turns out, for me, it was cause by a rectal prolapse, and 1 of the causes of this is long-term constipation. An excellent web site to read up on this condition is http://www.emedicinehealth.com/rectal_prolapse/article_em.htm

user....You were lucky you were not a cow. When I worked in a small custom slaughterhouse I saw several farmers bring in cows to be processed for the freezer because they had prolapsed rectums.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

WELP I'M BACK TO UPDATE YOU GUYS. WELL IF YOU READ MY EARLIER POSTING I WAS DOING THE INTENSIVE COLON/CANDIDA CLEANSE. I WENT FROM 188 lbs TO 179lbs IN A MATTER OF 6 DAYS. I NOTICED THAT I WASNT SWEATING AS MUCH AS I WAS BEFORE. GOOGLE PYSLLIUM,BENTONITE AND CAPRYLIC ACID CLEANSE. IF FOR PEOPLE WITH SEVERE/SYSTEMIC CANDIDIASIS THATS WHEN YOUR YEAST INFECTION IN THE COLON OR VAGINA WENT UNTREATED AND BECAME SYSTEMIC AND GOT INTO YOUR BLOOD STREAM.

OK SO AFTER DAY 3.5 THE HUNGER PANGS WENT AWAY. I NOTICED THAT MY ODOR ISNT AS STRONG AS IT WAS 1.5 WEEKS AGO. I ALWAYS GO TO THIS CORNER STORE AND THE GUY THERE ALWAAAAAYS COUGHS, MOVES AROUND WHEN I STAND IN FRONT OF HIM. I WENT BY YESTERDAY AND HE COUGHED ONCE AND DIDNT ACT WEIRD LIKE HE HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 4 YRS. HE WAS ACTUALLY ALOT NICER TO ME [SMH] ANOTHER THING THAT I STARTED DOING IS CLEANING OUT MY NOSE HAIRS WHILE SHOWERING AND EVEN AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I NOTICED THEN IM ABLE TO SMELL MYSELF GOOD. I CARRY RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RUB SOME IN MY NOSE SO THAT I CAN SMELL THINGS BETTER. IT WORKS!

MY MOM ISNT COMING AFTER ALL ON THE 24TH OF NOV [THANK GOD] BECAUSE I STILL SMELL.SO I'LL BE DRIVING DOWN TO SEE HER DEC 29TH IT GIVES ME 40 DAYS TO CONTINUE WITH THIS INTENSE REGIMEN. IM ALREADY NOTICING PROGRESS. I JUST PRAY THAT BY DAY 40 I'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE AROUND FAM THAT I HAVENT SEEN IN 7+YRS BECAUSE I BEEN IN HIDING FROM THEM BECAUSE OF THIS ODOR.IM DETERMINED TO DO THIS. IM ONLY DRINKING WATER,LEMON JUICE,GREEN JUICES THAT I JUICED THRU A BLENDER THAT I DRAIND THRU A PAINTER THINNER MESH BAG [COLLARD GREENS,SPINACH,CELERY AND CARROT] I LOVE MEAT AND SUGAR BUT I HAVE TO START LIVING IM 28 AND I WASTED 8 YRS LIVING LIKE AN ANIMALS HIDING FROM PPL. IM SICK OF IT! ITS WORTH THE SACRIFICE. PLEASE FOLKS PRAY AND ASK GOD O HELP YOU THRU THIS. THERE'S ALWAYS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING. WE MAY NOT KNOW NOW BUT IN DUE TIME WE ALL WILL! I STARTED THIS BECAUSE I WAS YOUTUBING ON DAY AND SAW A BUNCH OF VIDEOS ABOUT PPL JUICE FASTING WITH NOTHING BUT GREENS AND SO MANY WERE HEALED FROM DIABETES,CANCER,LOST WEIGHT I FIGURED IF IT CAN DO THAT I CAN SURELY HELP ME WITH THIS SEVERE CANDIDA.

TONKATRUCK09@AOL.COM EMAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS OR IF YOU WANT TO BEGIN A CLEANSE LIKE THIS WE CAN BE ONE ANOTHER'S SUPPORT SYSTEM :)

GOD BLESS!

You go girl!!! Defeat this agonizing pain in the ass disease.