my ass really, really, really smells

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Stevey Stank Ass asks:

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.





Dear Steve,

Thanks for the question!

Much as I hate to admit it, you are going to have to see your MD about this one. There are many causes of fecal odor--constipation being one. Other causes may be anatomic considerations. Examples include rectal prolapse, weakness of the anal sphincter or decreased rectal compliance. (I hate it when my rectum doesn't comply, don't you?)

Your doctor might consider doing a flexible sigmoidoscopy to inspect the colon and anus. Other tests you may want to discuss with your MD include an endorectal ultrasound to evaluate for structural abnormalities or anorectal manometry to evaluate for anal sphincter dysfunction.

Some studies have shown that intake of vitamin K can control fecal odor, but I don't have any information on this.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

1518 Comments on "my ass really, really, really smells"

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I have had this problem since I was 12. I am now 18. I used to be happy, have a ton of friends and enjoy life. After this happened I have become depressed like crazy and have thought of killing myself plenty of times. Considering I am a girl with this problem people, boys especially have been really mean. People always make a remark, like take a shower, and I take about three a day. It doesn't help but I can't smell myself. I have gotten into a pretty good college, but am wondering whats the point? Will I get hired if I stink so badly? Anyway, I just have a question, do you think this has something to do with hormones? It started when I was 12, around the time I got my period. BTW I have terrible period pain too and it smells like fish/garbage down there. I was just wondering if someone could find a cure. I have gotten to three doctors who told me I have IBS but I don't think I am constipated or have direhha, I just smell. I am really depressed. I just have a few questions. Is bad smell the only symptom you have? Because I also have heartburn, muscle pain, twitching in my feet, PERIOD PAIN, exhaustion, gas down there and my stomach looks kind of big like its malnourished while the rest of me is skinny. For some reason I think I have brucellosis? Its very rare, maybe it came from something we ate..

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you sure dont sound like a doctor, its not a anus its a sphincter you sphincter, and what kind of doctor would come online and try to help us over the net, you cant do sh** when were face to face but all of a sudden you can help us over the net, as if this is a hygein problem we bathe more than normal ppl sphincter

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Hey, if theres someone reading this please reply if you have the smell ass problem, i don't have any type of ass leakage, i cant smell it myself, my bed or clothes don't smell, i shower daily, brush my teeth, wipe and wash my ass, and i don't think i smell but i get paranoid that i do, is there anyway i can tell for sure that i do smell, plz help it would be soo helpful, Thanks and i feel what all of you must be going through. Good Luck

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THIS IS FOR THE NOW 18 YR OLD GIRL. I have the same problem. I think I found the problem. I finally went to a hydrotherapist who didnt bullshit me. Anyways long story short I have severe canida of the colon. I started a intensive cleanse with psyllium n bentonite. I lasted for 12 days it was workin BIG TIME.my boy friend notice the improvement on the 11th day.a bunch of mucusy yellowish/whiteish stuff came out of me.I messed up and ate fried chicekn and fries w/ a pop,dumb i know. but good news is I bought everything that i need avacados,eggs but you cant eat the yoke,tons of greens veggies,water,watermelon,white meat like plain turkey not smoked and plain/organic chicken, NO BREADS tho that has yeast.

THIS WORKS IVE SUFFERED WITH THIS CRAP FOR 7 YRS.I DID IT FOR ALMOST 2 WEEKS AND I NOTICED BIG DIFFERENCE.I EVEN HAD PATCHES OF NEW HAIR GROWIN ON MY HEAD LOL.WHEN BEFORE IT WAS THINNIN AND FALLIN OUT. PLEASE CONTACT ME MAYBE WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER.IM GOING TO START MY CLEANSE TODAY.IF ANY OF U WANT MORAL SUPPORT OF WANT TO TRY THIS EMAIL ME.IM GOIN TO BEAT THIS!

SBLANKMAN2007@AOL

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Hey, if theres someone reading this please reply if you have the smell ass problem, i don't have any type of ass leakage, i cant smell it myself, my bed or clothes don't smell, i shower daily, brush my teeth, wipe and wash my ass, and i don't think i smell but i get paranoid that i do, is there anyway i can tell for sure that i do smell, plz help it would be soo helpful, Thanks and i feel what all of you must be going through. Good Luck

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hey guys I have figured out what I have and this may help u. My symptoms were very smelly ass farts and stool not to mention bad breath. I also get very bloated at random times. I did tons of research and found out I had candida overgrowth. It is when there is an chemical imbalance of good to bad bacteria in your body. Threelac is the answer people google Threelac read about what it does and if u match just sum of the symptoms then order it. Mine just came in today and I will report to u in a week for a report on this.

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OKAY EVERYONE WHO HAS FECAL ODOR, DO THIS TEST! SPIT IN A GLASS OF WATER LEAVE IT FOR A BIT, IF YOU COME BACK TO IT AND ITS FORMED SPIKEY LEGS AT THE UNDERSIDE OF IT YOU HAVE CANDIDA!, In the yeast state Candida is a non-invasive, sugar-fermenting organism, while in the fungal state it is invasive and can produce rhizoids, very long root-like structures. Rhizoids can penetrate intestinal walls, leaving microscopic holes and allowing toxins, undigested food particles, bacteria and yeast to enter the bloodstream. FECAL MATTER IS SOMEHOW GETTING THROUGH THE INTESTINAL WALL AND ENTERING THE BLOOD STREAM! RESEARCH CANDIDA AND GET RID OF IT, IT TAKES A FEW MONTHS BUT YOU CAN REVERSE THIS! TRUST ME I KNOW 5 PEOPLE WHO HAVE REVERSED THIS AND THEY ARE LIVING NORMAL LIVES NOW, THREELAC IS GOOD! AND STICK TO A ANTI CANDIDA DIET FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE WE NEED TO RID OURSELVES OF THIS CANDIDA THATS MAKING HOLES IN OUR INTESTINES AND LEAKING SHIT INTO OUR BLOOD.

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I FORGOT TO ADD, DO THE TEST BEFORE YOU EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING OR ELSE IT WONT WORK. DO IT ASAPP

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Hey person who thinks they smell but might not, erase it from your head, you DONT smell okay, if you do a little bit if you tell yourself everyday you dont you dont you dont, then u will end up not smelling trust me it works thats what happened to me, and i dont smell

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mc-the sparkling laxative

i have had this problem lately of pain in my abdomen,and the feeling my rectum is going to fall out. i went to dr has xrays and have been given 2x that MC rapper crapper laxative.
i squirt but the real block of poo never seems to come out it must be a relic by now.

mc-the sparkling laxative

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Hey Bob Jayne thanks for your reply, yea i don't think i smell thank you so much. It so weird i get so paranoid that i am a weirdo and i don't feel comfortable going out. Did that happen to you to?

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YES it did but i always knew in the back of my mind that it was silly and even though people looked like they were annoyed at a smell, it wasnt that at all, i was just really paranoid and worried that there might be, but in the end it was nothing and as soon as you realise this you can slowly return to your old self

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Hey bob jayne thanks again for replying do you have an email that i can contact you at because i dont think i do but jsut little thinks makes me think otherwise.

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Yea I got this problem and I'm 16 I had it since last year.I think one thing that help us when I wake up I drink a lot of water until I have to take a sh*t.after that I wipe clean use baby wipe 2 get really clean take a shower wash the ass and the smell don't come no more I don't sweat down there no more.this might help 4 some people it kind of helped me.just drink a lot of water.

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Hi All, I am also a victim of this strange thing from past 5 months. I had been to doctor he prescribed some anti biotic etc...but didnt helped...But I found the solution for this problem. The root cause is STRESS. I dont know how many of you got this due to stress...but I got it due to working under continues pressure n stress. Due to stress our immunity decreses and pron to bactarial attacks. The solution I have found is and is working very fine for me. I am keeping my mind cool and I observed whenever I keep it cool I didnt find the foul smell. Keeping mind very relaxed and happy. Its working just perfect for me. I also advice you to avoid milk and milk products. Let me know if my solution works for you. Try it, I am sure it will work for you and you will be normal like any other. All the best.

Krish...

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Finally I know why im emitting the smell of toxic feces. It all started with illicit drugs and a poor diet.
Id smoke crack and get stoned and such an unhealthy diet and lots of stress caused me to get leaky gut syndrome it is just what it sound like, holes in my gut lining and small intestines(bowel) made tiny holes in which undigested food, feces and toxins pass through into my bloodstream, what my naturopath has told me to do is to, 1. stop drugs 2. eat foods that i dont have an allergic reaction too(you can find these out by getting your food allergies tested) 3. take intestiNEW(this has many beneficial supplements and herbs that help heal a leaky gut)4. take zinc, vitamins a,b,c,e. 5. research alot about the treatment for this problem, most of you will have this problem its not hard to get back to your healthy self, research leaky gut syndrome and visit the curezone forum, iv learnt alot about this LGS, its quite common, if you end up not having LGS then do a parasite cleanse, stool body odor usually means you have protozoan parasites, thanks and good luck

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I can't beleive we are all so.. open about these embarrassing problems and yet.. they seem complicated to get rid of. I am not having sex for years over this. I dont have health insurance, most places dont offer it. Sad but true to save themselfs money. My vagina smells like my ass.. like a dead mouse crawled up there and died. I am not kidding or.. playing it down. Its not a fishy odor at all.. It smells like garbage rott. I dont see any discharge at all. That is strange. Even though.. the vagina is suppose to be self cleaning... it never seems to do the job. I eat yogurts every day, fruit and my diet is not full of red meat. But.. my vagina even in the shower.... smells like a piece of rotted meat. I am mortified. Please help. I also drink alot of water.

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i want to get a lawyer for all the comments i hear at work i can't quit cause it's a good paying job but i also have heard "whats that smell? smells like diaper dunk" smells like shit am glad and i cant smell what there talking about but am glad i'm not the only one

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Hey girl with the stank fefe, A smell like rotting meat accompanied by feces/fart odours is usually a candida leaky gut problem, so do the candida test thats disclosed a few posts up and if you end up having candida/leaky gut then kill the candida and heal the leaky gut. its as simple as that, you can never go wrong witha parasite cleanse while your at it, its good to be open and honest because people like me who want to help will really... help. thanks

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU ALL CHECK THESE TWO SITES OUT..PLEASE!!!!!! ESPECIALLY GIRL WITH STANKY PUM PUM. THERE IS A FDA TEST NOW CALLED CDSA THAT CAN DETERMINE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS..PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT!
http://www.foodsmatter.com/Conditions/IBS/New%20Test%20for%20IBS.html

http://www.rainbowminerals.net/candida_elimination.htm

I TOO HAVE SUFFERED WITH THIS FOR 8 YEARS. I HAVE NO LIFE I LIVE AND DO EVERYTHING FROM HOME.I RECENTLY APPLIED FOR SOCIAL SECURITY.I GO FOR MY DISABILITY REVIEW WITH THEIR TWO DOCTORS ON THE 24TH AND 26TH AN MD AND PSYCH DOC. I KNOW I'LL ACE THE DEPRESSION THING BUT YOU KNOW HOW THESE DAMN DOCTORS ARE ABOUT ODOR THEY ALWAYS WANT TO TELL YOU IT'S IN YOUR HEAD YET HOLD THEIR NOSES OR MAKES FACES WHILE TALKING TO YOU. I DON'T PLAN ON STAYIONG ON SSI FOR EVER I HAVE WORKED BEFORE UP UNTIL THIS BUT HEY I HAVE BILLS TO PAY..NO HELP WHATSOEVER SO THIS WILL HELP ME FOR THE MONTHS THAT I'LL BE INTENSELY CLEANSING..A GIRL WHO I MET ON THE TYRA WEBSITE APPLIED AND GOT SSI/MEDICAID/FOOD STAMPS AND WITH THAT SHE QUALIFIED FOR LOW INCOME HOUSING DUE TO SEVERE "DEPRESSION".
LIKE I SAID IN MY LAST COUPLE OF POST IM GIRL "INTENSIVE CLEANSING" AND YES I NOTICED CHANGED WITHIN THEM 13 DAYS..BIG CHANGE I WISH I WOULDVE STUCK TO IT BUT LIKE A DAMN FOOL I DIDNT I WAS TEMPTED AND SO HAPPY TO BE OUT [11 LBS LIGHTER.THICKER HAIR.CLEAR SKIN] I WENT INTO DUMB MODE. IM UPSET BUT IM DETERMINED TO START OVER THIS WEEK.IM ACTUALLY SCARED TO START NOW BECAUSE IM TRYING TO BE AS SMELLY AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THIS DAMN DOCTOR WHO WORKS FOR THE REVIEW BOARD FOR SSI DOESNT SAY "I DONT SMELL ANYTHING BLAH BLAH BLAH. SO IM GOING TO EAT WHATEVER I WANT UNTIL I SEE THEM THEN IM GOING TO CLEANSE MY ASS OFF AND KILL THIS DAMN SEVERE CANDIDA.

FOR THE GIRL WITH THE STANKY POO POO GIRL THAT'S HOW MY SMELL STARTED. I HAVE BACTERIA VAGINOSIS FROM DOUCHING WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH AND IT KILLED MY GOOD BACTERIA AND BAD BACTERIA TOOK OVER. LIKE A FOOL I WAS ASHAMED TO GET IT TREATED SO I KEPT DOUCHING 2-3X'S A DAY AND MAN THAT MADE IT WORSE LONG STORY SHORT 6 MONTHS LATER I FINALLY WENT AND THEY GAVE ME 5 DAYS WORTH OF METROLNIZOLE AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE 2 WEEKS WORTH BECAUSE HE INFECTION WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FAR GONE BECAUSE OF ALL THE DOUCHING.DONT DOUCH WHATEVER YOU DO.SERIOUSLY CUT A PIECE OF GARLIC LIKE FROM A STORE PEEL THE TOP LAYER AND GET A STRING FLOSS LOL IDK AND TIE IT AND STICK IT IN THERE OVER NIGHT FOR A WEEK TRUSTTTTTTT ME IT WORKS. I KNOW YOUR THINKING WTF GARLIC SMELLS BUT TRUST ME GOOGLE IT GARLIC KILLS CANDIDA YOU CAN EVEN DOUCHING WITH PLAIN YOGURT.TRUST ME THAT WENT AWAY FOR ME BUT NOW I HAVE SMELL COMING OUT OF ALL OF MY BODY BUT MY PUM PUM DOESNT SMELLS LIKE THAT ANYMORE. HEY EMAIL ME I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ONE ON ONE.IF ANYONE WANTS SUPPORT A FRIEN TO TALK TO EMAIL ME MAYBE WE CAN EXCHANGE #'S OR CHAT VIA IM'S WE CAN FIGHT THIS TOGETHER!

SBLANKMAN2007@AOL.COM I CHECK MY MAIL EVERYDAY

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Seems like there are alot of Brits with smelly asses. Hah! Try a olive oil lemon juice cleanse.

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does the psyllium and bentonite work?

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Hi there I once used some talcum powder to try and eliviate the problem of a smelly bot. I was at work and had the biggest breakage of wind, it blew the talcum powder out of my briefs and a guy standing next to me on the bus almost fainted. I saw him stagger for the exit door. I then tried shower gel, shampoo, nothing worked until one day I read about organic body cleansing. I simply crushed 1 clove of garlic, 2 tablespoons of Ceyenne pepper, 2 tablespoons of bicarbonate soda, 1 tabelspoon olive oil, mixed with crished ice cubes and made myself an eneama with a washing up liquid bottle. I gave myself this eneama and held the liquid inside me for about 10 minutes. When I went to the bathroom to pass the motion I noticed a large round ball of feacal matter that resembled the size of an orange but was rough and leathery looking. I have since been fine..no more smells and living a good happy life. I hope this may help all with a similar problem.

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talcytalcy: how many times a day? can you eat normally whilst doing this cleanse?

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The Chosen Stinky One (and everyone else), I suggest you think carefully before trying talcytalcy's enema recipe. While it doesn't appear to contain anything harmful, I personally would think twice before putting anything that contains cayenne pepper up my ass.

Be advised that no one here can confirm the effectiveness or safety of this mixture. Basically, you're putting your trust in a complete stranger's anonymous internet post with no way to verify whether that person's intentions are fair or foul.

Try it at your own risk.

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I have the problem discussed here. It's just that the smell isn't bada lot of the time (especially when I eat a lot of veggies). But sometimes my bowel movements are very light beige and stink just awful for a long time after I flush it. It's then that I stay away from people because of shame.

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With reference to my herbal anema,'ARTFUL DODGER' is right, CEYENNE PEPPER should not be included only the crushed garlic, olive oil etc. The ceyenne pepper was used in a rememdy I drank while suffering from a fever. Sorry folks.
It is the garlic that works with this remedy and cleanses and kills any bacteria. I only used this cleansing method once and it worked for me.

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I got a BAD problem. About a week ago I drank some milk that quite possibly could have been off. It had been in the fridge but after drinking it I noticed green fungus like floaters in the bottom of the carton. This made me feel quite ill but what came next was even worse. I began having green coloured craps in the bathroom. At first it was every morning, now its like very morning, noon and night and Im scared to use the bathrooms at work. I heard a guy in the next cubicle reciting the lords prayer when I took a crap last week in my lunch break. What the hell am I to do ?? My wife thinks I have a parasitic infestation as she thinks Im scratching my anus during my sleep and farts that seem to be smelling of what I can only describe as being like penicilin medicine. They have magnified this past few days so much that Im having what I would call watery farts. When I went to buy a new pair of trousers last week I farted in the changing room and it ran out of my anus into the stores trousers. I hesitatantly had to give them back to the assistant claiming they were too big whom I later saw making a trot to the stores toilet with the pair of trousers waving his hands to security. Im now ashamed to even go to the supermarket, clothes shopping and Im not sure what the hell the doctor will do. has anyone got any recommendations. My wife thinks I have a parasitic worm type infestation as she said shes seen them in my shorts. Id like any help as Im at a loose end and cant concentrate at work or home. Thankyou.

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mr.smelly i need some help. i quit my job becuz people said i smell. but, i dont know if thatz true? why? dont i smell what they smell. i just want to know why dont they just tell u in ur face than tell everyone else and make fun of u. my parents say they dont smell anything.why? is it that other people r persons can smell this fec.al smell. sometimes i when i close to someone they just rump there noses. i hate that but, i have since people talk about me behind my back and when i turn around they r laughing and joking. sometime i wish i was normal like before. i pray to god that i wish i was died. i hate my life i cant and even get a job somewhere becuz people laugh becuz i smell. i didnt have this smell about 2yrs ago. i feel like shit. sometime i dont like being in line like at store r outside to long with friends becuz sometime i smell something but, i dont know if its me. but, i wish i had a good friend r someelse like someone that smell will let me know if smell like him r if i can smell u if u sticking. i just dont know if one day this will go away .

mr.smelly

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Lord I pray that everyone on this website be healed of all foul body odors, from the rectum, vagina, sweat, breath, sinus, every area where bacteria and odor can build up. I speak total healing, deliverance and restoration. I curse every demonic and foul spirit that seeks to harass, embarrass, mock, torment, alienate, etc. these beautiful people. May they have peace in their mind, body, soul, heart and spirit. May they receive eternal life from Jesus Christ who is our Lord, Savior and Redeemer. I count it done forever more in Jesus name. Receive and be healed. This is new beginning and wholeness for all. Amen Avengerdev 8/8/08.

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avengerdev, thanks for the stink exorcism! let's hope it works so all these smelly people will leave us in peace.
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Jesus and God are the only ones who can heal us. I dealt with for over 25 years and I now that we are healed, because it is our TIME! God has a Great Plan and purpose for our lives. I serve him and know that it is OVER!!!! We all smell GREAT in Jesus Name. Amen

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Fart. Oh, man! They made a part six!

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I've suffered from this same problem since I started 7th grade. I had no clue I stunk until one day I was walking down the hall with my "friends" and they asked me if I forgot to wipe. I'm now going into my Senior Year of High School. For the past two years in High School I have just dealt with it. I've come to the conclusion that the smell comes about around Noon (so 5 hours after I take my shower) right after I eat lynch. I begin to fart over and over and over again. The worst part about it last year was I had one of those classes where you go in and sit there for an hour READING IN SILENCE. So I had to hold in my farts and let them pass silently. It was the most stressful thing ever. And it happened over, and over again for the remainder of the day. And that's leaving out the smell that comes with it. Imagine being in a hot room with people sitting all around you for an hour and a half with this problem. It's awful. Luckily the people in my school are for the most part nice about it. Every once in awhile I'll notice someone saying "It smells like shit in here" and towards the end of the year one of my friends asked me and another friend if one of us shit our pants. Really embarrassing. As for my showering habits, I shower once in the morning and once in the evening. I normally scrub my ass with soap. It does absolutely nothing and it really, really sucks. :( Anyways, I'm keeping strong and hoping it gets better. This only happens to me when I'm at school which is the worst part. I don't really ever notice stinking when I'm with friends or at home alone. Anyways, thanks for reading guys. I hope you leave a few comments for me. :)

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hey i have the same problem at first i thought it was smoking weed dat was making me smell but now ive stoped smoking ive realised its not it just seems 2 make it a lot worse im really getting worried now as i dont know wat 2 do.

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Can you smell it yourself?

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talcytalcy: I have tried your enema and it did NOT work. Has anyone actually had any success at all?

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Guys my life was going on fine everything was going on ok but i got the same fucking bad ass smell problem this problem occur because of poor diet i think bcoz my diet is very poor from few days when i got this fucking problem. i wants to die. I live alone and no body is with me who can take care for me like cooking etc i am student and i always use a TTC ( Subway) it is really difficult for me to travel in it.I wants to die i give up
My email address is Sandhuamarinder@yahoo.com
u guys can contact me if anyone find the solution to this fucking problem.
i am only 20 yrs. fucking its difficult to travel with this asshole disease.

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I thought I had a problem,when I exercise vigorously I sweat profusely from my asshole and it smells quite bad.It is a problem these days because running shorts are synthetic not cotton and the smell is really strong with synthetic materials,whereas cotton seems to absorb the smell more.
I do not have the problem of an evrday ass stink though unless it is hot and I am sweating.

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First of the "Four Noble Truths"
all assholes stink. Glad I could help.

Omm.....Omm.......Omm.......Omm

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Yes thats my problem also i think i smell only when my ass sweats and i think it starts sweating cause i get nervous that i have a smelly ass. My ass sweats alot though even if im not working out . Any ideas on how to keep your ass from sweating?

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To all my brothers and sisters looking for a cure, here is the protocol you must follow to rid yourself of this body odor causing candida.

1. Suppress or kill the yeast with anti-fungals.

2. Deprive or starve the yeast by diet modification.

3. Cleanse the walls of the GI tract.

4. Rebuild the walls of the GI tract.

5. Rebalance bacteria/fungi in GI tract.

6. Identify and avoid drugs, chemicals, foods and other allergens such as car fumes, pollutants, insecticides, preservatives, emulsifiers and food allergens that you know trigger your candida and its symptoms. Also, avoid yeast spores released into the air by mold in areas such as bathroom, kitchen and around leaking pipes in walls. Remove the mold or move out to a dry sunny spot.

7. Build your body, immune, emotional, mental and spiritual health via a strong program of supplements including electrolyte and pH balancing, fluids, exercise, therapy and meditation.

The reason why your ass sweats and smells is because of the candida fungus makes you sweat more and the whole body is toxic with candida albicans once harmless, turned evil fungus, The candida grows hyphae or long root-like filaments that extend and penetrate into cell tissue of the intestinal mucosa. That directly 'eats' into the intestinal wall. you do the maths. goodluck brother and sister make me proud and cure this

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I've pinpointed the smell to be my anus. I noticed today that it was seeping a bit of liquid fecal matter even though I didn't have to go just then. I also have painful gas after nearly every meal. This is definitely a digestive problem. I combination of gluten intolerance and bacteria. Started drinking plain kefir tonight for probiotics and taking flaxseed. Cutting back on sugar. Wish me luck.

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Forgot to mention. Has anyone been to an endocrinologist. I have had my cortisol levels check ned and they are high. Anxiety can increase sweat and other secretions, perhaps from the apocrine glands of the anus and groin, hence the smell. Just a theory.

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You might want to try this stuff... My farts, flatulence, ass bombs, whatever-my gas made the local city dump smell like roses! As a recruiter I need to be presentable and of course try not to cut the cheese during my meetings. My stomach is sensitive and sometimes the most random type of food will set me off. I needed something to help me now! Well, I had tried the random herbal products with nothing to show except fish food breath and no otc products really address this except this stuff. My sister has ibs and uses it sometimes. She told me about it so I decided to give it a try because I really had nothing to lose. I took the banana flavored tablets and I don’t know how devrom got rid of my foul gas odor, but it did and I’m elated!! Devrom is a life saver!

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Just shove a buttplug up your ass and walk around with it stuck in there all day, then the smell won't seep out your crap hole. Please be sure to use plenty of lube and I recommend nothing over 4 inch, unless you make it a habit of inserting items in your anal cavity.

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Maria: Can you provide me with a link for those tablets or tell me were you bought it from...thanks

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To: found this on another site (not verified) -- 04.02.2008
That was one long ass post dude. But if you pick the corn out of the poopie, you'll find it really isn't so full of shit.

Colon cleansing is probably the best way to remove unwanted crap from your system.

Have you ever had a clogged disposal? Well, last weekend, there was some water just sitting in the disposal area of our sink and it sorta smelled a little. The hubby figures, we'll root it out ourselves. We detach the U-cap, get the garden hose and prepare to flush out our pipes. Well, the stupid ass plumber who installed our sink did not put a real cap on the other side, so when we turned the hose on, PWOOOOFFFF - here comes all this caca. I gagged and had to leave. Sorry honey!

You would NOT even believe the icky stuff that was lurking here. It was duh, raw sewage. This is food items that we didn't eat, coffee grounds, potato peelings. FOOD. Food that we eat... So guess what, if this is the stuff that is in my sink pipes, guess what is STUCK in my butt pipes?

Flush out your system and I'm sure your butt pucker will smell better. Hey - if you butt smells like shit, I'll be your breath is dandy...

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I eat jumk food all the time and my ass smells fine. The trick is, after 'wiping until clean', wash the anus thoroughly and get your finger right in there and dig the poo out and wash it into the sink. This is the only way that you will remove sufficiant shit to eliminate all traces of anal odour.

Anuses are fucking disgusting.

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I have had this same problem for 3 years now and it is very comforting knowing i am not the only one. i looked online and found out about celiac disease. it is a sensitivity to gluten found in wheat products which is in everything. i'm trying to get the money to get tested for this. my whole life has been ruined by this stinky affliction i just hope this is what i have so that i can start treating it. if you also have a body rash that is extremely itchy you might want to look into celiac disease to.
i'll post back with my test results.

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I have a very similar problem. I think the best bet is that it is either an anal fissure, piles/hemmoroids, rectal prolapse, or proctitis. A fissure can cause mucus, or a pus-like slimy liquid to seep out in the anus. This seems to be the exact thing affecting me. Although my stools are usually wet, i never feel like i have completely emptied. I also detect blood when wiping. The problem now is trying to muster up the courage to go to the doctor. Im only 16, so id have to tell my mom too. I understand how all of you feel mentally. The social impacts and the constant worrying are absolutely terrible and unfair. No one should have to suffer through this. And what makes it worse is that your friends will think you just have poor hygiene when that is completely false. Only people who are going through this problem can understand what its like and that we are doing everything possible to try to fix it.

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I totally agree with you, anonymous coward, people around us who don't suffer like we do tend to dismiss our body odor as bad hygiene. And if we try to explain our medical condition, they make it appear like we are calling attention to ourselves and that they are just lame excuses. Like at work, they even made a joke about food allergies like I'm making things like food a big deal. If it were a simple allergy, we would've solved the puzzle already.

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use kyo-dophilus probiotics

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I have this problem, too. I don't even know how long it's been going on. I only found out about it a few weeks ago but a flood of memories came back that suddenly made sense now that I know I smell like ass.

I wish I knew what to do.

It seems to be at it's worst just when I finish eating. It's a pretty bad smell. Ruining my life. :(

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Super cool smelly one can you smell it? Because i think i have it but cant smell it what so ever and im paranoid and if people say its diet i think there wrong because look at all the fat people out there that eat chips and pop and MacDonalds and sit on the couch all day

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Good day to all,

Before I begin to give the option for curing or maybe treatment, I advice all of those who is suffering to this such symptoms to “CONSULT A DOCTOR” First, and undergo some of diagnostic exam which correspond to some of the pathological disease, such of this exam are sigmoidoscopy, colonoscopy, amino acid test, blood exam, exam for ammonia level, endorectal ultrasound and so on. The symptoms maybe similar like fecal breath, fecal body odor, etc, but may differ to the cause, i.e. all can have s/sx of fecal breath and fecal body odor, upon suffering with a bowel obstruction, Leaky Guts Syndrome, IBS, Trimethylaminuria, chronic internal hemorrhoids, fecal impaction, anorectal fistula, Candida, Yeast, those who have undergo ostomy etc. The diagnostic test will help to classify which disease one is suffering. If, you have undergo other exam please do specify it here.

What I recommend is not to take medication without prescription, because some of the drugs taken, instead of providing cure, it create the side effect/adverse effect which may worsen the symptoms. I’ll be discussing several steps that I hope might work to alleviate the symptoms and hopefully to provide cure. But before that I’ll be giving few drug studies, for the drugs mention in this site.

Flagyl

– Generic name: Metronidazole
- Indication: Treatment of susceptible protozoal infections
- Contraindication: Hypersensitivity to imidazole
- Side effect: Psychiatric d/o, mild GI disturbances. Urticaria, flushing, pruritus, glossitis w/ dryness of mouth, convulsion, headache, dizziness, leucopenia, peripheral sensory neuropathy, pancreatitis, reddish or brown urine.

Nystatin

- Antifungal
- Indication: Treatment of intestinal candidiasis (oral)
- Treatment of oral candidiasis (oral suspension, troche), Local treatment of vaginal candidiasis (moniliasis; vaginal), Treatment of cutaneous or mucocutaneous mycotic infections caused by Candida albicans and other Candida species (topical applications)
- Contraindication: Allergy to nystatin or components used in preparation.
- Adverse Effects:
- Oral Doses; GI: Diarrhea, GI distress, nausea, vomiting
- Oral Suspension: GI: Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, GI distress
- Vaginal: Local: Irritation, vulvovaginal burning
- Topical: Local: Local irritation
Rocephin

- ceftriaxone sodium
- Drug Class: Antibiotic
- Indication:
- Lower respiratory tract infections caused by S. pneumoniae, S. aureus, Klebsiella, H. influenzae, E. coli, P. mirabilis, E. aerogens, Serratia maecescens, Haemophilus parainfluenzae, Streptococus (excluding enterococci)
- UTIs caused by E. coli, Klebsiella, P. vulgaris, P. mirabilis, M. morganii
- Gonorrhea caused by N. gonorrhoeae
- Intra-abdominal infections caused by E. coli, K. pneumoniae
- PID caused by N. gonorrhoeae
- Dermatologic infections caused by S. aureus, Klebsiella, Enterobacter cloacae, P. mirabilis, S. epidermidis, P. aeruginosa, Streptococcus (excluding enterococci)
- Septicemia caused by E. coli, S. pneumoniae, H. influenzae, S. aureus, K. pneumoniae
- Bone and joint infections caused by S. aureus, Streptococci (excluding enterococci), P. mirabilis, S. pneumoniae, E. coli, K. pneumoniae, Enterobacter
- Meningitis caused by H. influenzae, S. pneumoniae, N. meningitidis
- Perioperative prophylaxis for patients undergoing coronary artery bypass surgery
- Unlabeled use: treatment of Lyme disease in doses of 2 g IV bid for 14 d
- Contraindication: Allergy to cephalosporins or penicillins, renal failure, lactation
- Adverse Effects:
- CNS: Headache, dizziness, lethargy, paresthesias
- GI: Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, anorexia, abdominal pain, flatulence, pseudomembranous colitis, liver toxicity
- Hematologic: Bone marrow depression: decreased WBC, decreased platelets, decreased Hct
- GU: Nephrotoxicity
- Hypersensitivity: Ranging from rash to fever to anaphylaxis; serum sickness reaction
- Local: Pain, abscess at injection site; phlebitis, inflammation at IV site
- Other: Superinfections, disulfiram-like reaction with alcohol
Lactulose
- Laxative
- Ammonia reduction agent
- Treatment of constipation
- Prevention and treatment of portal-systemic encephalopathy
- Contraindication: Contraindications: allergy to lactulose, low-galactose diet.
- Use cautiously with diabetes and lactation.
- Adverse Effect:
- GI: Transient flatulence, distension, intestinal cramps, belching, diarrhea, nausea
- Hematologic: Acid---base imbalances
Ok, after giving some of the drugs mention, I’ll start discussing some of alternative remedy that I sure hope will work to you guys, lets start:
1. For those who are suffering Hemorrhoids/ Constipation as diagnose;
Start modifying your diet and adopt a natural diet without stimulant. Eat fresh fruit, raw vegetables, keep in mind that fruits and vegetable must not be eaten together. Avoid salt or w/in moderation avoid meats, alcohol and spicy foods.

Use enema with mallow water. Upon going to bed apply a cold compress on the abdomen, leave it there for hours. Sitz bath w/ guava leaves must be done, in the morning and upon retiring. Continue taking citrus fruits like lemon, orange, mandarin and double your dose of vitamin c. drink tea of nettle, chamomile and horsetail. Sunbath can give positive result. Take white oak bark internally or place the capsule in the rectum for hemorrhoids, a home remedy is by the use of white potato cut, and serve as a suppository for three successive days for hemorrhoids, vitamin e can also be use, aloe vera sap can be swab in a cotton balls and wipe into the hemorrhoids if it is a external hemorrhoid.

2. Colon Cleansing:

Adopt natural diet; vegetable and fruits, eliminate or avoid intake of meat, poultry products. Increase your intake of probiotics; limit your intake of diary products. Alternate warm and cold compress in the abdomen for 20-30 mins, a lower bowel cleanser such as herb combination can be used to eliminate waste that has accumulated; cascara sagrada can be use as a laxative. Slippery elm is use to soothed the colon to promote rejuvenation and healing. Herbal pumpkin or black walnut is also use as a laxative but be advise to use it in a low dose because it can have a strong laxative effect. Comfrey and pepsin is used for cleaning the intestinal wall. Mud pack can also be apply, sunbath and exercise such as kegel exercise, brisk walking and jogging.

3. For Halitosis: Fecal Breath and Smoke Breath.

Halitosis may indicate certain disease a few have been mention above and in additional, sinusitis, hum disease, lower GI problem and respiratory problem and direct consultation to a physician must be done. Cascara sagrada and chlorophyll can be use, and deodorant herbs such as cloves, peppermint, parsley, and spearmint maybe use to mask the odor. Myrrh and white oak bark is used to correct the condition and tighten the gums.

Colon cleansing as mention must be perform, drink lots of fluid 6-8 oz glass, sunbath, green leafy vegetables and fruit; mangoes, apple, melon especially watery fruits. Eliminate or avoid meat since it may add to odor, avoid also diary products such as milk, cheese to name a few. Probiotics intake must be increase for about 3-4, activated charcoal is use to mask the odor especially for those who have ostomy, it is categorized as an antidote. Drink tea, use sage, parsley, guava leaves for mouth wash. Use ganoderma tooth paste it contains red mushroom that helps to heal and strengthen gums.

Wash hands and massage gums, for an alternative tooth paste baking soda or salt can be use, brush after eating, floss and use tongue scrapper, avoid the use of alcohol based mouth wash and switch to a chloride dioxide mouth wash, mint candies doesn’t mask the smell, it does worsen it, instead chew gum sugarless gum, or chew the leaves of parsley. Respiratory exercise, deep inhalation and exhalation through the mouth. For gums abscess arnica pyrogen, belladonna, hepar sulph.

Note: These herbs can be toxic to the body and can be fetal arnica pyrogen, belladonna, hepar sulph so done experiment on taking this without prior consulting a qualified or professional medical doctor, homoeopathic therapist, or naturopathic doctor.

4. For Body Odor fecal body odor and excessive perspiration,

Follow the above procedure for colon cleansing, additional use heart herb combination, vitamin e and calcium rich herb this reduce excessive perspiration, chlorophyll and alfalfa are use to eliminate the perspiration odor, shower with cold bath early in the morning, perform cardiovascular exercise, aerobics, and anaerobic, drink tea of yarrow.

5. For blood purification,

Herbs provide a wide benefit in purifying the blood, use of cloves, burdock, yellow dock, dandelion, licorice, chaparral, barberry, cascara sagrada, sarsaparilla and yarrow combination. Cold bath will help to provide proper circulation to the blood.

Note: use herb with caution

6. Most of all don’t lose hope. Be confident about yourself and do not be affected to what others may/say, say to yourself that you are unique and may have the talents that others with normal condition cannot do. Be proud because even if you don’t have friends to confide with you have your family to accept and understand you with love and belongingness even if they don’t admit it. Also reduce your anxiety regarding the problem since it may trigger response.

Note: I don’t think it is a form of a devilish act,

Guest that’s all, I will broaden my research to help further those who are longing for cure. And be bless in light and darkness!

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I have this albatross around my neck too...

I even remember my grade three teacher telling me to go sit on the toilet, I'm 31 now. I didn't believe I did smell until recently when everything started adding up from comments made to me over the years...I basically quit my last job because the people really did a number on me, and made it well aware they didn't want "sh*t pants" around...I started a new job and getting the same thing.

I have a hunch on what this actually is...I might smell like shit, but don't have shit for brains luckily haha.

I was diagnosed with diverticulitis, which are pockets in the intestines when I was 19. They cut about 5 ft. of small intestines out. I thought I had appendicitis going in...

Anyways, I suspect that since our foods these days are so bad, we are prone to these sorts of conditions. With these pockets in our bowels, the shit particles stay put and thus get reabsorbed into our blood stream, thus reintroduced. This is possible, along with possibility of fecal impactions (my case from malnutrition, dehydration, chronic constipation since I was a kid). This makes the most sense because the long dead dry fully solidified shit you can't pass stays put and whatever comes out, flows around it. But imagine just how rank the smell of the old turd would get and smell up any fresh gas made, right? We'd have a constant flow of stink from our butts with a situation like this. A racoon dies in the attic, just because we can't see it doesn't mean it's not there and still going to stink...much like our ass is now.

I'm working on "the problem" as I'm sick of stinking up rooms, cars, trains etc. and foxy chicks from far away coming to me, and walking away when they get near...

I guess what hurts most is the lies people close to me told when I'd ask right to my face, but bless them for knowing living with this isn't easy and trying to make us feel normal in their presence.

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Futhark: I have this smell coming out of my ass, which one is the BEST option for me, Metronidazole or Nystatin? Thanks.

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@ The Chosen Stin...

Thank you for your question,

The first thing I may recommend is for you to consult a professional medical practitioner which is a doctor, since they are the only one who can prescribe drugs other than a VMD and DMD w/c can also prescribed but have different degree of practice. The drugs study I post will give a clear or somewhat brief introduction about the drugs presented in this site but I am advising you not to take it without directly consulting a physician. What I can suggest now is for you to follow the simpler ways that I post earlier in this site, yet can have a good result to you. In addition to what I post you can try blending tomatoes, apple and carrot and drink it. Since it can fight bad breath (halitosis), or try blending bitter gourd, tomato and apple together, I know it may not have a good taste, but it can be a remedy to bad breath. Also you can try increasing your intake of pineapple it does provide a cleansing effect with in our colon and blood, the high content of vitamin c of the pineapple will help in the body matrix. The cold compress on the abdomen will also help, you can also try doing sitz bath with mallow, for at least 15-20, after that put a small content of the activated charcoal(can be use as deodorizer and antidote) in a cotton ball then apply it directly in you’re anus and change it q 1 hr. or every 1 hr.

Metronidazole (Flagyl) is a antibiotic, since it is a antibiotic it may caused much adverse effect in are body especially in are GIT, Liver and Kidney. Taking flagyl without a direct or proven diagnosis of bacterial infection may not provide benefit to the patient instead it may increase his/her risk to develop drug resistant or may cause superinfection. Some of the diagnosis found that taking flagyl may cause leukocytes to decrease or leukopenia. This may be bad for those who have hematological disorder.

While the intake of Nystatin, an antifungal drug, may cause an adverse effect of severe diarrhea, N/V and gastric or stomach pain. So a good advice is for you to get a direct teaching from your doctor if you can take this drug. The grape extractseed and glycosalyx may also have a bad effect within our body, so strict cautions must be observed.

For now, try undergoing colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy with a direct supervision of a professional. To determine whether you have an external/internal hemorrhoid, if it is an external hemorrhoid you can simply determine it for yourself. This is just an assumption and not an actually diagnosis, for accuracy consult your physician. Please answer this question. Do you have constipation? If, yes, For how long? Is there any streak of blood within your underwear? Have you been experiencing any difficulty upon defecating? What diet are you into? What activity have you been committing? Have you done any step to remedy your problem, if yes, please state it here?

Ok, that would be it. I’ll try to find time to answer, your question, so hope you can still wait. Blessings! Futhark

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oh shit! I just lamed the wrong post!

Super cool smelly one can you smell it? Because i think i have it but cant smell it what so ever and im paranoid and if people say its diet i think there wrong because look at all the fat people out there that eat chips and pop and MacDonalds and sit on the couch all day -

AC sorry for the lame, Futhark, who should be lamed.... plagarism is like liquishit, easy to doo, butt hard to read.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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It's so refreshing to see that other people suffer from the same poop odor condition i have/had. I had to make drastic changes to my diet and eliminate foods that need to putrify before my body can expel it. Then in a desperate move to remove the odor which i read might be related to odor bacterias i've been rubbing my body from top to butt crack with alcohol. Now i will simply try the over the counter laxative Miralax and see how that works.

Thanks for sharing guys :)

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To baron von crapalot

I am also suffering with this disease/condition and experience 6 years of being miserable. the drug study that I post is based from the book pharmaceutical directory and focus on pharmacological nursing, and rxlist.com, and am very thankful that the book and the site comes out handy for me. The other reference books that I took information’s are the following: the little book of herbs encyclopedia by jack ritchason and the science of natural healing by Carlos kozel and I really appreciated that and acknowledge there works and contributions, and the credit must goes to this authors and site. I am not taking any fee/profit from there works, and do not make the information commercialize for my benefits. Why do I post this information? I, post this information to help others, suffering and feeling hopeless with there condition. Because I have felt the similar pain that they experience, being alone and depressed, I begin experiencing social phobia, I’m afraid of the rejection of others, everywhere I go, theirs always degrading comments ahead of me, like “the poop man, the man who smell like shit, your breath smell like feces, walking shit etc.” And I begin to lack confidence about myself, not to talk to other people, other than my family and my real friends that accept my condition. I also have undergone laboratory exam, I already take different antibiotics, I consulted a dentist, gastroenterologist, the same way others do. I find the book and site a big help, I don’t want to keep the good information that maybe the remedy or such to say cure, to myself so I decided to post it here. My intention in posting the information is not to take credit but to help others, If, my post does create and makes you uncomfortable, then, my apologize about that. I, ask the moderator of this site to delete all my post. I am thankful to have visited this site and learn from other experience. Again, my apologize if you’re offended with the post and another thing am also in the medical field, that’s why I know some of the procedure and drugs mention, and not all the part of my post are copied from books and sites, but most of the information I shared are based from what I learned and studied and begin to compiled it here, for the benefit of the members. I ask the moderator to please do delete all my post, if it does offend. Sorry if am not that good in English. Because of the limitation of post, to 20,000 character words, the reference has not been included in the post. So, allow me to give the utmost gratitude and credit to the following reference: rxlist.com, little book of herbs encyclopedia by jack ritchason and the science of natural healing by Carlos kozel, pharmaceutical directory and focus on pharmacological nursing. God bless!

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OMG i have the SAME PROBLEM everyone, i smell like poo all day long, and i shower at least 4 times a day. my best friends always ask if i shat in my pants but its so embarrassing because it is not my fault. my bedroom also stinks like a public toilet even thou i keep the window open all day. i am out of control in smell i have no friends, and no girls wants to come near me. i want to drop out of school because i am a walking SHIT!! help me someone!!!!

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Wow... I posted my comments 2 years ago when i first discovered this awesome place. I'm 16 now, have had a girlfriend for 8 months which is obviously difficult as i know she must smell me. but I shower a lot and deodorize my ass so it helps a bit, i guess. I still smell however, and id really like to get rid of it. luckily you learn to live with it. I went to gastro-int... whatever doctor and asked him about it and he had no comment. he didnt say hed never heard about it, he just said i was wrong. fucking idiot. and told me to go to a general practitioner of childrens medicine, i doubt a regular doctor would know about such a rare ailment. So just commenting to see whatsup with the stinky community lately, and has anyone really found out what this random smells like rotting garbage/shit smell is? some say TMAU but i dont smell like a fish.

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guys the smell is in your head beleive me... cry ask ur gf she will say u dont smell and i am sure of it

i have this problem its all in my mind... stop analyzing what people! trust me

just if it makes u feel well take probiotics and shower each day once and forget about it

one more thing PRAY! thats all what you should do stop stressing and live ur life

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hi all --i had similar issues -- for me what worked on my partcular problem was a really strong general antibiotic. i was being treated for a urinary track infection and the antibiotic fixed this up as well --

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I am 16, and I have alot of friends and am popular, but my ass starts to smell sometimes. It holds me back from having girlfreidns, going to dances. i am really seflconcious about it. I dont know what to do, Im too emberassed to go see a doctor or aks my parnets or anyone for help. I take two showers a day, wash my ass really goo, take at least two poops a day, but i still always have swass and it smells. hat are some simple things i can do?! PLEASE HELP

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It's been almost two years since I've last posted my condition on here, and my problem hasn't improved. I smell like rotten cheddar cheese and shit, it's destroyed me emotionally and socially.

Who deserves this kind of torture?

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I think I have it so im chaning my diet to veggys, gonna stop drinking pop, eating junk food and where can you buy Devrum

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AKA, Dr. Doowad. I posted the first time, almost two years ago. I have defeated my Stank Ass Affliction. I had to make some life style changes. I quit smoking, started eating a lot of vegetables, using lots of spices to cook with. Cut down on junk food, fried foods, soda pop. Started exercising, and stopped using antiperspirant. I only use antiperspirant free deodorant. I have a theory that using antiperspirant contributes to stank ass syndrome, antiperspirant contains aluminum a heavy metal bad for the body, not only does it block your sweat glands natural ability to rid itself of toxins by perspiring, it traps those toxin in your body, and the sweat glands around your ass start dumping out those toxins instead of your armpits, and makes the smell a lot worse. If you use antiperspirant on your ass and armpits, your trapping toxins inside your body, and the smell will permeate from every pour in your body now, not just your ass or armpits. I believe the antiperspirant is only a contributing factor though, I think bad diet, lack of exercise, are the main problems. I recommend people drink plenty of water every day, this will help as well. What else will help, is staring your stank ass problem down, and live your life, don't hideaway from the world, and be defeated by your stank ass. Make the lifestyle changes needed to fix this problem, and at the same time live your life, think to yourself, this is just an opportunity to improve my life, my body is telling me something, that I need to make changes. Don't Go smelling gently in the merciless night my friends. Get out there, and do what you need to do, and seize the day. The first step is to not let the Stank Ass control and dictate your life, say fuck you stank ass, you don't own me. Say, your gonna die stank ass, your gonna die a slow and merciless death, I'm gonna kill your ass with healthy food and exercise, die mother fucker, die mother fucker die.