To add my two cents: I've read that this happens due to an under-active digestive system. Your body seems unable to break down vegetables in the way it should. Poonurse is right -- chewing better will help break up the vegetables to make it easier for your stomach. But at the same time, you should go see a doctor.

Poor poopin' Ollie:

You may want to wash off all that waxy stuff they spray on produce to keep it "fresh." Your digestive juices may not be sufficient to cut through the protective coatings.

Another possibility is that a demon may inhabit your bowels and is causing less than complete digestion of your roughage intake. You can determine whether you're hosting a digestive disorder demon by carving a very small cross out of a sweet potato and swallowing it whole. Please make sure the cross is indeed small enough to swallow without discomfort or distress to your tubes or you make choke!

If you have a demon in your guts, the cross should chase him out lickety split. Just in case, be ready with a net to catch the hairy little monkey as he comes flying outta your butt.

Peace in the Poopchute.

McDonalds is hiring butt salad shooters for their shaker salads. You should apply.

I poo salad all the time. In fact the salad will bypass all other food I ate and go to the frnot of the exit line. Whole leaves. DOn't worry dude.

Try chewing your salad better. It can't be digested if it isn't chewed. For some reason leaves are weird that way.

I also poop salad and Its really strange because i never eat salad.

This happend to me to for the first time today i shit out a whole salad i had just ate a few hours prior. it freaked me out so i got on the net to see what i could find and i ran into this! Thanks for the help guys

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hey, me too, shooter! i typed-
"i eat salad, i shit salad." into google, and look what pops up! fantastic!
well, even if im sick, at least im not alone!
thanks!

OMG! How have I missed this thread? So funny!

To Ollie, I would have said, "Stop swallowing whole heads of lettuce.", but the original question was so long ago...

To Elvis Pakistan (???, btw) cracked me up. You're a medical miracle able to PRODUCE PRODUCE! You should hook up with Ollie at McDonald's as TSV suggested!

And to Poostachio~ Great moniker, man!

My twin boys (now three) have been singing a song since they could speak it goes like this: "poo poo and salad, poo poo and salad, poo poo and salad..." you get the drift. They think it is hilarious and so do I. I have never seen them poo any salad though, only sweetcorn. Which is nice.

Wow, that little song is funny. Yesterday I pooped out a BUTload of corn; today it was salad. I have found if you eat real nice greans and spinach, instead of the regular ice-berg and romaine hearts, you will shoot less salad. I think that the leafier the lettuce, the easier it is for the body to break down. Of course, chewing would help.

I too eat Salad and within 1 hour................Bam!! it Flies out of my ass like a Leaf Blower. No Prime Rib, No Potatoes, No Death by Chocolate just chewed up lettuce. I even eat my salad last and it always budges to the front of the line. I have a beer and everything is cool.

I always have green poo when I eat salad

Those whith salad shooter asses. Look on the bright side, you have a portable salad bar.

If you want salad, drop your drawers, and start shooting. Instant salad.
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Hey guys, this is amazing. You actually poo lettuce?! I bet that's handy when there's no paper left, huh? Infact, my colleague, Butt Crack (name changed to protect anonimity), has just told me that he's crapped lettuce on at least two occasions. He doesn't seem too bothered but then he does spout all kinds of other detritous quite regularly, so I guess lettuce is pretty much a non-event. Try crapping a cucumber, an avocado and some tomatos then all you gotta do with your asses is toss some salad. Good luck - lettuce know how it goes, ha ha ha!

Man, I poo all vegetables out just like they were chewed, everything, tomato, zuchinni, mushroom, lettuce, anything thats relatively good for me my body pushes it out faster then anything else.... wtf?!?! i need those vitamins, at least i know im not the only one. and yes, i chew, but it'll come out little chunks or big ones... it doesnt care as long as its out, undigested... i believe the demon theory.....

Puts a whole new meaning to "tossing the salad"

Are you eating the salad on an empty stomach? Try eating some soluble fibre, like a small piece of bread or a sweet potatoe, about 20 minutes before you eat the salad.

i have the exact problem. Within 2 hours or less of eating a salad I shit large green leaves of salad. It doesn't matter what I eat before or after. I was concerned that I might have some type of digestive disorder.

I have a cousin who has been pooping caesar dressing and croutons for a while now. Maybe you guys should get together.