I've heard also that if your colon is shaped incorrectly, it will cause a hook at the beginning of the poop.
I know this because my daughter had bowel problems for years after serious food poisoning, and her colon became distended from fear of pooping.

Oh, man! That's awful. Hope she feels better now, Daphne.

I have a cousin who used to wet her bed when she was a child because she ate a box of Christmas ornaments when she was two.

eep, x-mas ornament? with or without the hooks? rofl, sorry, that really isn't funny but yeah.

I'm glad I'm not the only kid that had a fear of pooping, this site makes me feel better.

hello my name is octavio ascencio and the thing that reaslly is scaring the shit! out of me is that everytime, well not "every" time i shit i shit out a little amount of blood that is intact with the "shit", and yesterday it came out like crazy while took a shit do u know any thing about cuz i dont wanna die...

I bleed about two wipes full when I poop.
Could it be serious?

You're probably just wiping too hard. D.M.

after suffering from anal fissures since June ( now December).....the sphincter muscle was cut ...just a little....no more fear of the morning BM or any more pain or blood.......I told the doctor I kiss the ground he walks on.

Having suffered from an anal fissure, for ten miserable years. I fi-
nally cured it, by washing after every motion. Then applying Tea Tree
Oil to the area, once you are healed, which should not take too long,
apply Lavender Oil for a while, and you should be home and hosed.
It worked for me, how I found out about it ? Someone treated his dogs arse with it. Well, I thought, it may be worth a try, and thankfully it worked.

Um I think its because of my nutrition problems ( I don't eat vegetables and barely any fruits, (I can't stand vegetables and seeing them makes me throw up especially after finding out tomatoes can cause blood clots, and condiments are horrible for you) In any case... I always seem to poop very slowly and if I "push it with my butt it won't come out, so I have to remain relaxed and just let it ... slowly come out, and its very slow..... sometimes it hurts sometimes it doesn't... I haven't seen any blood though. I have a feeling it is nutrition problems and I would like fixes (that don't include vegetables) although the only time I have seen it act quick is just after eating some ice cream... should I eat icecream before I poop?

I need to see a doctor! Today I pooped a huge turd. It was extremly painful during the extraction and then there was so much blood on the toliet paper it looked like I started my period. This has been going on for about 2-3 years and it comes and goes. I eat a healthy, fiber filled diet with fruits and vegies.

You don't need a doctor, pooper, just a half dozen or so leeches.

I saw this show called Huff- he's a physciatrist...he had a patient who feared pooping, and he would go as long as 30 days or more without pooping. Huff told him that he should poop or else he could die. Well he didn't die he just got a pooper bag, which he hated becouse he hated poop so much..he was like I'm full of poop. Hope this was at all coherent as it is 2:00 in the morn.

Well... coherent: mostly.

On topic? Not so much. But since we're here, "Huff" is on Showtime. I'm too prole to HAVE Showtime, but there you go. Another example of poop on T.V.

i recomend for boils around the asshole area you should use ichthammol. it stinks and is black but works wonders it worked for me with my huge boil on my asshole !

When i poop a huge dropping, i bleed just a little bit. The blood stops after a few seconds. I feel a tear when a big poop comes out. Do i have a cut? Is that why it only bleeds a little? Do i need to see a doctor? I'm scared. Is there something wrong with me?

Any blood coming from your ass should really be investigated by a GP. One of the the most common causes of slight bleeding is those lil' critters: piles, but it's always best to get these things checked out.

Keep On Poppin'/Poopin' (delete as appropriate)

Maybe the turd was bleeding. After all it was forced through an orifice many times smaller than its size. That poor little bastard needs some tlc and maybe a band-aid.

I just took a dump and when i wiped there was a lot of blood is there something wrong with my anus? Should i see a doctor?OR can i take care of it myself?

The original question was about the anus bulging out before opening up for the poop to go through. I think this is normal; we have to relax to poop, and when I go, I can feel my anus descend as I relax. Not only does that make it easier to push the turds out, it also sets the anus slightly away from the cheeks, making the exit not quite as messy. The act of pushing also distends the anus, but makes it descend first. If you have ever happened to see a horse poop, you can see it lift its tail, then its anus pooches out, then the poop comes out through the resulting tube, falling well to the rear of its buttocks.
For the most recent poster: Blood on the toilet paper or on the b.m. itself may or may not be serious. It could go away by itself and never be seen again. If it continues, though, it's not likely you can treat yourself successfully, at least in part because you can't see that part of you, especially inside. A doctor can do that, mostly likely does it every day. So if you see blood again, don't delay--see the doctor.

I thought that life as I knew it was over after having been diagnosed with multiple
hemorrhoids. All is well again as I now have a job as a cake decorator in New Jersey.

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Chief, my daughter was a well known cake decorator, and was in demand at several establishments. For my sons birthday (he was a big Hendrix fan) she made him a Jimmy Hendrix cake complete with the dark chocolate frosting, licorice twizzlers for hair and a real joint in his mouth. I loved it, but had to confiscate the joint for...er...throwing away. Yes throwing away.

PD...........I had to destroy my son's stash several times. The best means of destruction by far was by burning.

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errrr.. is this site a joke? or serious O.O

We deal with serious issues here rice. I know sometimes I take a dump and it feels like its coming out sideways. I tend to crap HUGE ENORMOUS BALLS of shit. No curls, no floaters just shit balls.
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AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)

well I'm sorta young from my name thing you can tell but please do not judge, me and my boyfriend tried anal last night and this morning when I went to take a shit it hurt like hell and last naught after we tried anal my ass hole was bleeding. Help??

I felt pain while I was reading this story.

An asshole that bulges out, blood, and pain - sounds like a horror movie. Hopefully this person eventually straightend themselves out.

Young gurl, your ass is torn...it will heal. If you are going to continue with anal sex, use KY jelly or some similar lubricant.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

i like to rub vaseline around my ring piece before i drop some dumpage. of course it still tears and i find myself slumped on the floor with shit, all over my arse

Yea this is embarrassing...well I take really big poops. Sometimes GIANT poops. I usually feel as though 'the vault' has been totally emptied. But sometimes I worry that my poops are too big (I pooed a turd that was the size of a balled-up fist). Sometimes my poos are so big it big it hurts to crap them out. Should I be worried? And sometimes my butt feels like it's stretching and then there's a few drops of blood (extremeley rare that this happends). Are my poos too big?

I am a 22 year old female, I maintain a relatively healthy diet, and drink mainly water. I normally poop once every day or two. I haven't gone in nearly 4 days now. Today I got the urge, but when I tried it hurt, like my poop was too large for the hole. As I was sitting there trying to get this crap out of me, the urges were coming slowly but they were so intensely painful that the poo almost sucked back up inside my butt. This has never happened to me. I see that you've recommended a high fiber diet, but I haven't passed this poop and was wondering if there's any way to help me get this out?

Try unscrewing the shower head and inserting the end of the hose into your hoop. Let the water go up there slowly. It feels pretty wierd, but you should find that it increases the moisture content of the compacted poop and you should be able to shit like a cow that's been eating figs.

I now have a very disturbing image in my head, Scummy.

I have never seen a fig fed cow pooping but I have been shit on by a grain fed cow. Grain is not a natural diet for a bovine and it sometimes gives them the squirts and makes their poop erupt from their bung-holes with the power of a fire hose. I was once unlucky enough to be standing directly behind one and was caught by the full force of the evacuation on the bib of my overalls.

Something many of you might not be aware of, cows do such a poor job digesting grain that you can fatten pigs on nothing but cow shit. This will be something you can think about next time you dine on pork chops.
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Young gurl...I feel your pain. I never could have imagined the pain of anal...even with lube it hurt like hell! And this morning, when I had to take a shit...it was like experiencing it all over again. And my bf and I tried it because I'm on my period. Now I'm bleeding not only from my vagina, but also my anus!

Young gurl and PainfulAnal....Don't let yourselves me talked into things so easily without doing a little research first.

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Chief, after reading your post of 3/18, I may have to remove bacon, pork chops, and ham from my diet.

A shame, because pigs are so damn tasty.

Postman.....Don't give up the pig flesh. All your veggies can also thrive on a diet of cow shit.

Seriously....when I worked in a slaughterhouse we had a holding pen that was used for mostly grain-fed beef, it was a pain in the ass to keep clean until we learned we could put a pig in the lot and it would do the cleaning for us.

One of the more disgusting sights I ever witnessed was a cow squirting out a steamer on a cold day that was flecked with visible chunks of coarse ground corn, then watching a happy pig enjoy a hot meal. I still eat pork though.

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Chief, I also like chicken. I'm scared to death to ask what they eat.

Chickens eat weed seeds, dried corn, pebbles for roughage, some insects, and some other plant parts. They are not careful, but their gizzards are quite tough and fairly efficient. I doubt they seek out poop to eat, but if some seeds made it through some other creature and came out in poop, the chicken might pick out those seeds.

To get back to the original thread, I'd be surprised if a chicken feels much pain while pooping.

Years ago I had a small flock of chickens, about 50 hens, that had the run of the property during the day. We had one hen that looked like a humpback which we had named Igor. A friend who owned a cocker spaniel puppy was visiting. The puppy squirted out a diarrhea dump on the lawn and was spied in the act by Igor. Igor rushed over, gave the shit a quizzical look with her head twisted sideways then immediately began gobbling it up by dragging her beak through all the doggy goodness with sideways scoops. We still ate the eggs she produced.

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Aaawwweee, man. That is the best thing I have heard out of a poopreporter all day. Gross mental image there, chief, But of course, I get high on gross.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Somehow, I'm glad the only chicken I ever see is in a plastic tray with clear wrap and a price sticker on it.

The best tasting chicken and eggs are the home grwn kind. When I was a little girl, my grampaw had a chicken coop. The rooster was named Jake. I never had a store bought egg until the 1970s, I guess. Believe me, when i tell i tasted the difference. Store bought eggs and chicken have no taste when compared home grown backyard chicken and eggs. Nothin' tastes better than a fresh egg except a salty fresh raw oyster.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I recently saw a cooking show where the host made a "really fresh" strawberry milkshake. He picked wild strawberries (yum), put them in a blender with ice and proceeded over to one of his cows and (shudder) milked it right into the blender. I was so nauseous, I was only able to eat 3/4 of my dinner that night.

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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

my ass seems to have bled every time i've pooped for the last week or two.
it's worrying.

Anonomonomous, see a gastroenterologist for the bleeding with pooping.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

And a remedial spelling teacher, or type therapist, for that uh...stuttering problem.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Anonomonomous means anonymity to the point of not even knowing who you yourself are. The definition can be found in the latest edition of the Doggin/Thunderbutt Institute's "Dictionary of Seldom Used Words." For a copy just send all your money to either PD or CTB, credit cards also accepted if accompanied by a valid PIN.

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