tarry, yellow, instant trots
No matter what I eat, within twenty minutes I get the back door trots -- and when I got to go I got to go NOW. Is this some kind of medical thing? I haven't had a solid bowel movement in about three months. Sometimes it's tarry, or yellow, or both; sometimes it's like I'm peeing through my backside, and sometimes it's even green. Anyway, thats all from me.
Thanks for the question.
You have left out a bit of info -- like, HAVE YOU SEEN A DOCTOR YET?
It goes without saying that changes in your bowel movements such as you described should be promptly and thoroughly investigated. Don't even try to tell me you haven't gone to the doctor yet.
If you have been, and the doctor doesn't know what's wrong, how am I supposed to know? I don't mean to be insensitive, but I am not all that smart, I drink a lot, and am not even a doctor.
Get to a doc, and if you have been and he/she doesn't know, go to another one. Poop shouldn't be ANYTHING like what you are describing.
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
Got a question for her?