Poonurse is right. Get your ass to the doctor. This certainly isn't normal.

Sounds like me, try to go wheat free [no bread, no pasta] for a few days and see how that works out, but definitely go see a doctor in the meantime.

Hello,
I;ve recently stopped eating meat of any kind and have notice that I have more bowel movements than before. Mainly one hour or so ,I have been eating very healthy as well. Sometimes my movement is yellow in color similar to an infants. Am I in jepardy for any future condition?

It sounds like you may have either IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or a form of gluten intolerance. Why not keep a journal of everything that you put in your mouth (and i do mean EVERYTHING..every last bite) to see if there is some sort of pattern. If that doesn't help, I would definitely see your doctor. Even if there really isn't anything seriously wrong, it can't hurt to be on the safe side. Good luck

I have recently experienced, expulsion of yellow liquid. To me it sounds like excess bile, possibly due to a problem with the gallbladder. (I watch a lot of medical shows). I'm going to get it checked out by a doctor though.

Recently I've been farting out yellow, liquid. I've only had it happen twice and about, a two week break in between. Do you know what's causing it?

No, no one here knows what's causing it, though several of us could make interesting guesses. If you want to know (and it sounds like you should want to), see a doctor. That's what they're for. They have heard and seen it all, so don't be embarrassed.

I think you may be in denial over your chardonnay intake, I know I am.

Have you ever heard of the 'trots' refered to as, 'the green apple gallop'?

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whats that smell?

Ive been pooping yellow liquid for some time now, and no i havnt been to the doctors. but the thick urine type stuff isnt normal? ive been going almost every half hour this morning, but i think thats due to all the rum last night. i hope im not dieing.

Pooping yellow shit, I think, is symptomatic of apostropheitis. (PS. I doubt that you're "dieing," but bet that you're planning on voteing for John McCain.")

Wow. Peanut-buttery mustard and piss coming out of your backside? That's just wrong.

Reminds me of that X-Men episode when the bad guy barfed out his butt. Which, actually, I totally identify with.

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt