uncontrollable farts

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Ashley C asks:

Do you know of any disease or ailment in which some people have no control when it comes to expelling gas? I have control of this, and I just cannot understand some of the men that I know claim that they have no control when it comes to releasing a fart. Are they pulling my leg? I'd really like to know the answer to this. If someone does not have control, is there an operation, or medication that they could take? Thanks!





Dear Ashley,

You have hit upon one of my pet peeves; people (insert the word MEN here if you so choose) who fart without consideration for others. (In fact, they seem to do it MORE often when they are around others, and then laugh like idiots while saying they can't help it.)

If I can control my farts after giving birth to two nine-pound children AND having hemmorhoid surgery, I personally believe that anyone can control them if they try. The fact is, men (sorry to be sexist, but the truth hurts) believe that farting is hilarious and no one can convince them otherwise.

Mr. Poonurse will actually go so far as to stalk people in stores such as Target or Wal-Mart. He will choose a victim (usually an elderly person), stand next to them while appearing to be innocently browsing the nearby merchandise, and let loose either with an SBD, or a loud blaster -- depending on his whim at the time. Then he will nonchalantly return to me and propel me into the path of the wafting funk to observe the victim's response. Many times, the intended victim will look at ME as if I was the one who let the fart. This pleases Mr Poonurse, who now get TWO victims for the price of one.

There is no surgery that I know of to help people control their gaseous odors. There is a type of charcoal they can take orally to make farts less stinky, but you'd have to convince the person to take it, which I doubt they would as it might dampen the purpose of their fun altogether.

Good luck!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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82 Comments on "uncontrollable farts"

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i've had 2 endoscopic procedures during which they pump your stomach full of gas so they can look around. all that gas combined with the anasthetic wearing off, and i can assure you that my farts were definitely uncontrollable, and i am a girl so you can't use the men-love-flatulence excuse. on the other hand, even though i am a girl, i firmly believe that flatulance is an endless source of entertainment.
i also have a particularly extreme case of GERD, and i had a new procedure done called "enteryx" (very new, less than a year old) and afterward i couldn't control my burps for 6 weeks.

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I had to laugh at Mr. Poonurse. I, too, stalk unsuspecting victims in stores.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Oh dang ur married Poonurse! I was going to ask you to marrie me next month but now all my dreams are broken waaaa!!!11

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When I eat enough of the right food I can actually fart in a vibrato!

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People with IBS can't always control their 'farting'. Just as some people can't blush on cue. The human condition is far too complex to
peg anyone as to what they can or can't control.
Suprise at you Poonure, you should have known better regarding your comments about everyone
should control their farts etc.

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poonurse...i have to agree with justwondering. i too am suffering from ibs and uncontrollable farts. they have charcoal filters that you can tape to your underwear in case someone is about to commit suicide

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regarding filter....type in flat-d on your browser and you will get the website. fyi to all of you that think this is funny or ridiculous....this problem has actually destroyed peoples lives and has disabled them from living normal, healthy lives. Just be happy that you do not experience this.

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I have this idea for a curse in which the victim farts without control and definately long and loud. Thought it would be wonderful to curse one of those stuck-up TV models to this problem. Or maybe Martha Stewart.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Gotta love Mr. Poonurse. As a guy I find it ok to fart around male friends but not female.

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ok here is my problem... i get gas alot, and when i fart it smells bad. i mean it smells bad that my friends tell me that there is something wrong with me. and sometimes when i am in the car and i fart, i cant stand it and i have to role the window down. i have to role the window down for my own fart. !?? im not sure but that cant be right. i mean they stink soooooooo bad. i cant explain it but they are like toxic sometimes. i think its funny but is there something wrong with me?

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Dude, that is a normal issue, not a problem. A friend of mine told me a story tonight how he had such a rank car fart that rolling the windows down and driving fast could not abate it, but instead he had to pull over and get OUT of the car. This is the same friend who stunk up my entire 1000 square foot apartment. He was drunk at the time and did not believe me and the rest of the people who were there how bad it smelled. Now he says he believes me. You, sir, are perfectly normal. Maybe lay off the beer if you drink it; my methane-rich friend is a heavy beer drinker.

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I get really bad wind and can't hold it more than a couple of mins sometimes, and they nearly all smell REALLY bad, killer, and it is SO embarrassing, esp 'm a girl, and a nurse, and when I work nights, it gets even worse. There's only a certain number of times you can blame it on the patients! Anyone any ideas on how to cure it?

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I've heard a cork in the btt will assist in holding back flatulance. Just a rumor though!


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Poonurse (may she rest in peace) says above, "there is no surgery that I know of to help people control their gaseous odors."

Except a lobotomy, PN.

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The title of this thread is "swallowing gum".
Why?

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When the site was transferred to its new system something happened to the Ask Poonurse section. If you look through the threads there are a lot of letters that do not match to titles, or sometimes to comments.

I imagine this problem has not been corrected yet because Dave is very busy right now and this will take a long time to sort out.

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Rats! I was hoping that you would say that swallowing one's chewing gum can act as a cap on on overyly fruitful bung hole.

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Blowing bubbles has never been so much fun!

Crack kills

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TSV is right. Let me know if you see any other mistitled Poonurse columns.

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Uh..ok.. Swallowing gum...Farts....you moderators see things I don't....Was a SQL JOIN on WHERE poonurse is LIKE chewing on Dr adams INNER gum problem...and @fart=UNION plugging things up?...nerds...
No injection intended....

Anyway...I hope this thread is about "uncontrollable farts".
I'm a system ANALyst in this area!
Like Bunga, I will try not to fart in front of females. Its about respect, unless they RIP first! I will buy extra drinks for that level of confidence. A rare find, if they know discretion, and they usually do.

BTW....
Sleep does NOT count! WTF!
I have booted out of bed for two things:
Snoring and farts.
OK...maybe three...

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

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Shit...
Should have typed "I have been booted..."
Those old memories..:)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

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We all laugh at someone else's mistakes or accidents but when it is your turn is it so funny. At 25yrs old IBS will ruin your career and life. But please post your comments of humor at my expense.

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Seeing as I'm a teenager AND a guy, farts are my own little Utopia. Females just wouldn't understand. It's a man thing.

But as for men letting loose with their girlfriend, well, let's just say I thought my generation was screwed up.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

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While I have had my fair share of "rotten" men in the past, I have been with the current Mr Motherload now for just over a year. He has no problems with my interest in PoopReport, or the work-related events that I bombard him with concerning poop. He even tells me if he has some kind of interesting or unusual occurance of his own regarding his bowels. He is a very kind, considerate and decent man. I don't know how he has managed to do it, but he has NEVER farted in my presence. It would not bother me in the least, as I am used to having wind in my face at work, but even though I have told him to "feel free", he has maintained this modecum of respect. I, on the other hand, have so far "slipped" in his presence 3 times. All while laughing hysterically at something I read on PoopReport.
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I think I'm going to call you Mom-Lo. :)

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I fart about 4 times a minute. I try to hold back but can not stop. Worst of all they all F*#King stink. It is uncontrollerable but the smell can be reduced by taking charcoal tablets. For me I don't bother as I may as well eat a burnt out tree.

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beano..... i take this every time i eat broccolli or indian food and the results are fabulous! but you gotta do the liquid. my problem this last month is there is a secret ingredient somewhere in my diet that has been making me fart all the time, super stinky, and unexpectedly. i sell my own product in an open air market, but talking to customers and trumpeting at the same time kills my sales....oatmeal maybe??

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help help i have had gas/farting for over a year of very real nasty stinker types.. does anyone know of any cures, i have tryed all the meds like gas -x email me with replys please help help i need to stop before i blow my ass off

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Let me tell you something. There is a procedure to seal the anus. It is called the anusmisdirectomy. I recommend this surgury as it forces the human to store the flatus and feces in the stomach until seven months after death. At this point it seeps through the decomposing abdominal wall and becomes what was medievally referred to as diet of worms. This is the shit explosion foretold in the Bible and Koran. This is why Muslims eat shit on a daily basis. This explains the translation of the name Muhammed as "the big shiteater." Alumi suck a long one, towel wrappers! Listen, the Holiday Inn called. They want their towel back assholes!

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My farts sound like little ducks quacking.


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So THAT'S what happened to the Aflac mascot!

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Nice post! Don't go thin on those proteins. As a veggie myself, I can tell you how different I feel when my diet's balanced.

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Poonurse: you suck.

i'm a guy and i can't control my farts and i don't think it's funny at all. i fart in front of chicks and it's embarrassing. i don't know HOW to control my farts. i'm not fucking stupid. i try but i don't know what the fuck to do. my friends tell me to just squeeze my cheeks.. i don't think i can control those muscles or something.

you should probably look into something before you pretend like you know what you're talking about. it pisses me off that you think guys like me just don't fucking care.

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Extreme Farting rules ! A Big Poop to Everyone.

Eure Arschfurzrakte

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Whether your male/female what difference will THAT make? um none, duh!!! LMFGDAO!! You people taking the mickey out of IBS sufferer's can go live in outer hell. You obviously are wasting your time being immature and amateur. You know nothing of what we go through! So get off this forum and go scrub the toilet for mummy!!

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My guy friend farts all the time. Like, I went on a walk with him the other night and he farted at least twice in one hour. And what makes it more awkward is that he just ignores it and doesn't say anything about it. And then we just stand there and I walk away and he doesn't follow, just standing in his own stench. I assume his farts are uncontrollable, because he's a really nice guy that's respectful and everything. It just seems weird. And we don't talk about it or anything. I don't know what to do. And I sort of like him too. But I have this fear that if I ever kissed him or anything, he would fart and ruin the moment. This may seem funny, but the whole thing is really serious. And I feel bad for him but what is there to do? I'm so confused and weirded out and...yeah. Help?

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ok, so i can't control my farts and it sucks. i feel them coming on and can only hold them in for 1 min at the most, usually 10-15 sec.

This does its fair share of ruining my social life. For example, i went to the movies with a girl tonight, and i must've farted (silently, thank god) 10 or more times.

my diet and stress level seem to impact how frequently these come on. i really try to monitor that stuff because of this, but once they come on, i just try to get away from people, if possible, because there's nothing else i can do.

please help. this isn't funny for me or anybody around me.

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I love to fart and im a girl.

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AC who posted 02.25.2009.........Stick one of those silent dog whistles up your ass and there will always be a dog around for you to blame your farts on. Your social life will be greatly improved.
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In response to "I have control of this, and I just cannot understand some of the men that I know claim that they have no control when it comes to releasing a fart. Are they pulling my leg?" I would say, the farter is pulling your finger.

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Hi thanks everyone for such a great site. I'm female (28) and have really bad farts. They happen every 2 minutes or so and smell like rotting carcasses... not that I actually have smelled those before :) Anyway, they're so bad that my husband, a happy farter himself, cannot be in the same part of the house - and I don't blame him. I am seriously looking at booking an appointment with a gastroentorologist (sorry for the mispelling). Some people have said that perhaps my gut doesn't process protein properly and instead it putrefies the lining... or something equally disgusting. Anyone else like that?

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Good diet/Bad poop???

I'm a little confussed.....

I would consider myself to have a healthy diet. I''m 25 and my typical diet monday to Friday consists of:

MORNING - 1 Pint of water. 1 weekabix and rice crispies with milk

MID MORNING - 1 english tea, 1 green tea. 2 rice crackers with small butter. Yogurt. Bananna. 1 Litre of water throughout morning

LUNCH - 2 wholemeal brown bread snawiches with butter, ham cheese and coleslaw and a cup of English Tea.

MID AFTERNOON - Apple and Pear. 1 Litre of water throughout afternoon

DINNER - Spagettin Bologneise.

EVENING - Cup of English tea possibly a biscuit.

*Weeknight excercise: 4 out of 5 nights gym or training

Saturday and Sunday I can binge a little. Which would include drinking alcohol on Saturday night, maybe 10 pints of beer? And 1 fast food meal.

I have stuck to thie schedule for a number of weeks now.... can someone tell me WHY my farts smell bad and although I poo ok, once a day, it is not a whole poop like it used to be. It's more slymie and not solid like I would expect it to be. That also smells bad too!!

Shed some light on this for me please??

Thanks!

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Ted:
too much cheese/dairy and tea
tea has acid, which makes the farts smelly, and anything with a good deal of protein like meats and cheeses, will contribute to smelly farts/poop and to a longer time between poops.
fruit can also make you have hellaciously stinky gas.
you should vary your diet a bit, add some Fiber supplements, and perhaps avoid dairy for a week or two. and if you do get yogurt, you could try the yogurt that has the special biotics in it for digestion. the special yogurt speeds up digestion so you poop more and better.

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I have heard all my life that cheese was binding but I have never experienced that problem. I love all kinds of cheese, especially the stinky types, and have eaten them with abandon for most of my life. I am also very regular and almost never suffer from constipation.

The farts are another story.


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Ted: I've been looking into a style of eating known as food combining. Its principle rules deal with not eating certain foods together because they require different digestive secretions which may nullify each other's effectiveness and cause many digestive problems, as well as lowering the acidity in your body which is supposed to heal many common ailments. The main rules are:

  • fruit should only be eaten alone, never with any other kinds of food (and some fruits not even with other fruits!)
  • protein and carbs should not be eaten together in the same meal -- better to eat protein with veggies, or carb with veggies
  • dairy should be eaten alone or not at all

I've been trying to observe these rules in my own eating for the last week or so, and I've been having almost no gas, bloating, indigestion, etc. I've also lost 3 pounds and 2% body fat, if my fancy scale is to be believed.

Google "food combining" and look into it, if you want to see if eating the same stuff you like but in a slightly different order can make all the difference for you too.
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IBSalot said, "protein and carbs should not be eaten together in the same meal."

If you are diabetic it is highly recommended that you keep your carbohydrate intake low and when you do consume carbs they should always be accompanied by protein. This tempers their blood sugar spiking ability and helps control your diabetes.


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Diabetics have a lot more to worry about than a bad case of the farts. One would hope they already know what they can eat, and how they should put things together for their own specific needs.

Food combining is simply a way of eating that minimizes the resulting acidity of digestion, thereby bringing your body to a more alkaline state. This is supposed to also result in much less gas, bloating, flatulence, etc.

It has also made a noticeable difference in the consistency of output, I might add... which is what Ted was questioning. I'm simply suggesting he combine the same food he already eats in a slightly different order to see if it helps him.

(I might also add that I eat even more healthfully than Ted does, and this has really changed things for me in those areas.)

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Oh yeah, and the possible reason for Ted's farts and poop to smell so bad? When the digestive juices for foods that don't combine well clash and nullify each other, the end result is putrefaction of the food in your stomach, rather than proper digestion. I know for a fact that when I eat the wrong things together, what comes out smells rotten and not at all like a healthy poop... and when I don't mess up, the results are downright pleasing :)
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Rice and beans go well together. So does cheese and grapes and cottage cheese and peaches or pineapple. Honey is good in yogurt. Raisons taste great with chocolate.
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And lest one forget, beef tastes great with chicken, pork, and fish.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Bilge, it's beef and potatoes, chicken and stars and pork 'n beans.
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fish and chips...yeah, I know all that, but they are great at the same sitting. I really wonder how I stay so thin.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Get a large snow ball stuffed with ice cream and topped with condensed sweet cream. That will put weight on you.
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SP, yes those things TASTE good together, but they can be not so good for your body when consumed together. It's been difficult to modify those old habits, but the results for me so far have been, well, incredible really. I have more energy than I've had in a very long time, evidenced by an almost bouncing-off-the-walls type feeling, higher mental clarity, and my dancing around the kitchen while making dinner after working all day. I used to belch and fart a lot after eating a meal, not anymore. And the quality of output? Thick, solid, one-wipers. I was starting to think those were a thing of the past for me.

The company I work for had a catered party over Labor Day weekend, and while I tried to observe the rules, I did screw up by eating dessert immediately after dinner. Can I tell you that it was literally on the second bite of that dessert when my stomach started flipping? I ate the rest anyway, stupidly, and we had to leave the party very soon afterward as the gastro-contractions got louder and closer together. By the time we got to the car, I was cramping up so bad that I wasn't sure I would make it all the way home before having a blowout. Luckily, I did make it, but it was a bittersweet homecoming as I spent the next 45 minutes doubled over in pain on the toilet while my insides all came out. At least that's what it felt like...

I kinda want to do an experiment to see if the same thing would happen again, except that I don't want to go thru the end result again to find out!
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Here is some interesting information you may want to consider before you adjust your diet.


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I just ate Chunkie sirlion burger veg soup with Louisiana hot sauce for breakfast. Those two really taste good together, however, my stomach doesn't agree.
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SP, it may come as a surprise, but in northern Alaska they don't sell much ice cream. Most of the people just scoop fresh snow and mix in sweetened condensed milk or cream. I like to add a drop or two of vanilla. Yummy.

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You are teasing, right? I thought Bilge was texting from a lake in Arizona, not northern Alaska.
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I live in NJ, but spend about 1/4 of the year in Ak.

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PD are you in AK now--eating snow cones.
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Currently in NJ eating calzones.

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Calzones for breakfast,yummy. Wait... i haven't eaten a calzone.
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You must come up here some time and enjoy the Italian food (among many other cuisines). A calzone is a pizza dough empanada type pocket stuffed with mozzarella, ricotta and any other pizza toppings you want to add. Baked in a pizza oven till golden brown.

The only problem with Italian food is that you're hungry again in 2 or 3 days.

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Mmmmm...yummy. You probably eat alot of tums with that. Well, I know I would have to as I just took two for the tomatoe based soup I just ate. OOOH I gotta go poo...BRB>
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I'm not eating hotsauce for breakfast ANYMORE.
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Chief, from what I understand of this, foods that are at least 15% protein are classified as such, foods with at least 20% carbohydrate composition are classified as carbs (or something like that). Most single foods are compositions of various proportions, and the stomach can easily process a single food that is part starch, part protein, etc. The problems can happen when we eat more than one kind of food at a time, as we typically do in a meal--but especially when those foods require very different digestive processes. Here is a link to one of the myriad articles explaining this theory.

Combining the food in more compatible ways is supposed to help you digest and assimilate the nutrients better, which also results in less digestive upset.

I can only attest to the positive changes I have personally experienced, as noted above. And I've only been trying to eat this way for about 2 weeks now. I was already eating very healthfully: lots of fruits n veggies, mostly whole foods, very little if any processed/junk/fast food. Just changing around the order in which I eat the very same things has made a huge difference in my digestive issues... which is why I suggested it for Ted.

But who are we kidding? His post is 5 months old, for crying out loud! Wish I'd have noticed that earlier... LOL

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Oh hell, I just shovel it all in and let my stomach and asshole figure it out.

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Thanks for the link IBSalot, I read the very well written article but have elected to take the prarie doggin approach and shovel it all in together.


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Maybe I should write some articles.

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Just go for it, PD, and write a book.
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