Leave them in the parking lot of a grocery store. That's what the old people in Melbourne, FL do.

You can substitute them for sand bags during flood season.

I think they tried that in New Orleans. Idiot mayor!

Then again, some sick and deranged people would actually BUY something like that on ebay. Personally, I would simply throw them in the trash can along with whatever else. Problem solved, no need to deal with others' comments.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Common sense, right?
I'd throw them out.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Admit it, JoL. You covet my colostomy bags for your own devices, as in fertilizing your tomatoes and other garden delicacies. We know the secret of the Great Pumpkin is great compost-and mine's the best. Keep your dirty mitts off my pooh-bags. Kisses!

I hate to display my ignorance, but what's a hag bag?

"It's hip to be square.--Huey Lewis

GGG, a hag bag is a nick name for a crabby old ladies purse. In this case, the hag bag is slang for a colostomy bag.

What to do with the bags. If you get enough of them, you can put them in the back of a vehicle, for added traction in the winter. They work even better than sand bags.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

What would happen if you jumped on them? Would it be similar to when you jump on a tube of toothpaste?
And what if you were wearing a colostomy bag and you rolled over on it in your sleep? Wouldnt that sort of suck?

AC....It would be much worse to roll over on your bedmates colostomy bag!

Contrary to healthy 1's comment back on 01.07.2007 I believe the correct definition of a 'hag bag' is the bag that you place over the head of a rather unattractive women before you retire to the bedroom. When I was a child the neighborhood dogs used to put a bag over my head and then hump my leg.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

My wife empties contents of her used bags in the curry pot makes a great dish with aubergines.

That's disgusting.

I hate aubergines.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Replace the disgusting aubergines with squash and you might have a dish.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17