burning, and white "stuff"

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Lisa H. asks:

I have frequent soft stool and it causes a burning sensation in the rectum. Just now, I had white "stuff" mixed with fecal matter. I was wondering what the burning sensation was and the white "stuff" was? Thanks.





Dear Lisa,

Thanks for the question.

If this is a new situation for you, you really should be taking this up with your doctor.

The white stuff is probably just mucus, but do get things checked out. Keep track of what you are eating while you are waiting the eternity before your appt, too. Make sure you are getting plenty of fiber each day.

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53 Comments on "burning, and white "stuff""

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Butt snot is nasty!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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ive had a stomach ache for the lsat week and it cant seem to go away. whenever i eat something my stomach hurts, and sometimes my poop has lke white webbing.its kinda like what lisa said but i dont think it was the same thing

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Ewww. Could be a parasite. Get thee to a doctor!
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I am having an issue with constipation. I've been to the doctor twice now and the meds he has given me doesn't work. To poop I have needed to use an enema and that only works for a few minutes of relief...literally a few rabbit tirds. Is there anything else that I should do? I just spoted white worm looking mucus, is that normal of constipation?

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Must I repeat myself?

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Yes, I think you must.


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As a general rule of thumb, if you have a physical problem that
a) causes you pain or discomfort, or
b) causes you concern over your health,

Go seek medical attention. Listen to GGG - its good advice. We're just shit connoiseurs, not doctors.

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Something wrong with i've been getting white goory stuff coming out of my butt and when i'm on my period it's red.It sometimes hangs from my butt of gets on underwear.What do you think I should do about it?

GottaGoGirl's picture
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  • Go see a doctor.
  • Make an appointment with your estate-planning attorney.
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See an exorcist.

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The webbing business in your poo is mucus ling your bowels. Drink more water and try some celery and prune juice and you're guaranteed quite a few trips to the toilet.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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yeah i have a ? about when i took a shower today and i looked at my bottom in the mirrior. And i saw white stuff in side my bottom i tried getting it out but i won't i don't know if it's normal or if it's toilet paper? please help!!!!

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Here lately, I've been noticing these white skidmarks on my undies. And when I go to the crapper, which by the way is only about twice a month, my dookie is the size of a fist and is sometimes entwined with white goop. When I wipe, I see blood on the paper towels I use down there. Please, what can I do to stop this excruciating bi-monthly process?

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i feel like im about to get diariah and my intestins begin to hurt and cramp

i poop then my poop is blackish and has white frosting crap on it

andi go poop like 2 times a day
im a pooping machine

GottaGoGirl's picture
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2 times a day is not really a "machine". That's within the normal range.

But for the other stuff, go see a gastrointerologist.

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Today I pooped white..not white mucuc or web stuff...whole poop was white. ...I know talk to a doctor, but what are some typical causes?

Queen Shit of Terd Island's picture
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So i'm super healthy, i work out 5 times a week, take vitamins drink tons of water eliminate once or more a day but lately i've been noticing white globs attatched to my poopoo they look mucusy...i feel pressure on my lower abdomen at certain times in the day but it goes away if i massage it it seems like....should i be worried?
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I have a similar case to the person who posted above me. Relatively healthy, work out 4x a week, eat somewhat healthy. For about a week now Ive had this white mucusy substance mixed in with my poop. It seems to be more towards the beginning of each poop. I dont have any pain or discomfort but I expected it to go away by now. I dont beleive its serious but it does bug the shit out of me. does anyone have an answer to this?

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Well the problem seems to have cleared up on its own. It started out with the white stuff then later turned in white stuff with blood then just bloody poop. it was red blood so I wasnt real worried. The whole process lasted for about 2 1/2 weeks and now it is completely back to normal. No pain or discomfort thru the entire ordeal. if I never looked at the poop Id never know what happend.

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I have a question concerning this, but not only do I have the webbing white stuff(grouped together in different spots in stool); I have constant abdominal pain, acid, white film on tongue, cramps, worsens with sugar(especially sucrose); yeast; vinegars, becoming allergic to milldew and mold, black stools when I drank carot juice???, slight burning sensation after urinating, and lower right back pain; been to a gobble of doctors and they are confused and about to start sticking things up my butt, just wondering if this sounds like anything. I took a proton pump inhibitor, but after just under a month it was worthless(almost as if it got worse?)...

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i just pooped out white sutff, could it be just regular mucus? (i had no burning sensation)

Anonymous Coward's picture
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poop :(

Jake Spoon's picture
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I have Crohn's disease and the first sign of the disease I recall was a white substance on the fecal matter. It progressed to white webs on the feces mixed with bright red blood. I'm now able to control the disease with twelve Asacol tablets per day...but..don't wait. I went to see a doctor the third time I noticed this problem in 1997. The GI told me that sometimes people have pains in their side and white red goop in their poop....It went away..and I never thought about it again...until 2006...when I was laying in bed at night and felt the most painful twisting, tearing, burning sensation in my rectum that I have ever felt. The pain NEVER went away for nearly a year. After a trip to the Mayo Clinic (they are THE BEST) in Rochester, Minn, and a round of Prednisone I was finally able to control the disease. The pain was from ulcers in the colon...and trust me...if you have them...you will know it. The slightest jar will cause you to hurt...and it doesn't go away...

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Jake, I thought me and Gus hanged you for horse thievin'.

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I just recently went on vacation to Europe. One day I woke up really nauscious, and was sick the whole morning. When I went to the bathroom, I had whit stuff with my poop. It was really stringy and I thought I got food poisoning. My stomach gave me issues for a few days with nashua, and then I felt better and stopped pooping. Now it's 4 days later. I had a headache this morning (probably not relevant) but when i pooped, there was whiteish/yellowish stuff mixed completely in. My poop was more white the dark. What could this be? my doctor thought they were worms perhaps but now we know they are not

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Nashua, isn't that one of the books of the bible that the christians banned?

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Anonymous Coward's picture
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my poop was part brown and part black. and there was white goop on it. I dont know what it is.

Bilgepump's picture
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Sounds like Chocolate Shark and Vanilla Dolphin's offspring. Did they hire you as a surrogate?
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Anonymous Coward's picture
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I now cant go to the bathroom without using laxitives or and emema. when I do go its like once a week with help from ex-lax. Its very painful almost like a twisting and turning in my lower back and stomach. When the first of the poop comes out its like small turds with white mucus stuff in it. As more and more poop comes out it looks more normal! COULD IT BE THAT IT GETS MUCUS ON IT IF ITS IN THERE FOR A WHILE. I never had a problem going to the bathroom or with stomach pains until after having my son. maybe that is what made it hard to go!

BLam's picture
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ok you know what exactly the problem is. not only are you getting fucked up the ass daily your letting the dude bust cum all in your ass hole, then your shitting out a mixture of cum and poop. this also explains the pain of the shit coming out of your anus because simply your butt hole is sore from all the dick up your ass hole

Anonymous Coward's picture
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My daughter is two years old and I just changed her diaper and it was only wet with pee but then I noticed this weird white stuff on her butt and I wiped it off. What could this be? She just finished taking amoxicillin and she played on the play ground yesterday. Our cats stay in the garage and do not have any tape worms or anything so what could this be caused by it alarmed me. I guess I am will see what happens when she poops. Any advice?

Bilgepump's picture
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If she's still under warranty, I'd take her back were you got her and get an exchange.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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So i went to the loo three days ago, there wasn't much poop but i noticed this sorta white thing on it, just a small strip maybe webbing I don't know as I've never experienced this before... anyway this morning I pooped again and the same white stuff was there.
Does anyone know what it is, what its caused by... there was no pain or discomfort or anything really, would never have notice this if I hadent looked.

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Dear Lisa,

Have you been eating anything spicy lately? Spicy things such as jalapinos can cause the poop to become hot and smelly.
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Anonymous Coward's picture
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I have that white stuff that looks like webbing or mold on my poop too! I have also been constipated and only able to pass rabbit turds. I've also been very bloated with upset stomach, excess gas, and nausea. I'm pretty sure this is a parasite because today I noticed a very strange little creature that came out of my butt! I know this sounds crazy, but it is true. It was like the shape of an egg and a little darker than skin color, covered in mucus. You all need to go to the doctor! I have an appointment in a couple of days.

Bilgepump's picture
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Finally!!!! Some common sense!!! Kudos, anonymous!!!


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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are you guys serious,parasites.....your litterally scaring the shit out of me now.

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Last year I found white waxy stuff in the toilet after. I have seen mucus in mine before.
But this is round whitish dots that float. They appear to be waxy they are hard.

It is really strange some was wrapped around the poop.

This came out after about a week of not going.

This is the second time I have seen it in 2 years.

It is scary.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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had unprotected anal sex few days with two guys, one who maybe had gonohrea, later noticed white substance on poop, few days later thought i had to poop but it was just a bunch of white wierd stuff, no pain. whts goin on?

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AC...Taking it up the butt from possibly diseased penises is not recommended. God only knows what is going on.


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God does know and he says he'd like to speak to you as soon as he finishes hurling his Wheaties.

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So last night and today my bowel movements had white "globs" of mucousy-like substances attached or mixed in to it. So, I Googled and found this website. Interesting that there are others who have had similar experiences.

Now, while I am awaiting a doctor's appt, I'm thinking its more of an inflammatory response in the anus/colon part of the bowel. I have been dealing with an anal fissure for about 2 months now (progressively getting worse... I think there's two fissures now) and I think the white stuff is my body's way of dealing with the stress/vulnerability of the fissures, and subsequently is removed while pooping.

But I could be wrong and I'm maybe I'm dying or my butt's been invaded by a worm. :p

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Oh fissure girl, forever the optimist.
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Anonymous Coward's picture
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I have blood on my paper after wiping a couple of days ago it was quite a lot of blood but now it is just a little bit. Could it be a tear? Or what?

prarie doggin's picture
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It could be a tear, but usually they come out of your eyes. Maybe your asshole is crying. How the hell would I know anyway. I'm just a truck driver.

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I have not been to d toilet in about a month,I'm shitting on the crapper right now I've been here for the last half hour and nothing jus a string of mucus so I googles it and found this site.. Hmmmm to think I was d only one with this concernin problem.. Anyway I real worried about it I'm sitting here still wondering if I should scoop it out and examine it a little, hmmmm.... I wanna go c a doctor but I'm not financialy equiped :-(

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Dear trinidadpoop ... Eat a bowl full of scotch bonnet peppers (Congo peppers) and you will be OK.


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Anonymous Coward's picture
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my poop talks to me, i dont know why but its always rude. Can anyone help me form a better relationship with it?

Im tired of it not giving a crap about me.

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Dear AC: You should record what your poop says to you and play back the tape or recording to your doctor. I'm sure he will have some suggestions. (I hope your poop speaks English.)

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Last week i noticed a spot on the edge of my entrance it was itchy and painful, i didn't want to go to the doctor so i burst it with a needle it's since cleared up and is looking normal again. But now it feels like there is constant pressure in there and when i need to go it burns and it feels like im making a huge one but it's small there is also white fluffy stuff on it? what is it?

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Hello, Darren: If you are talking about your alimentary canal, the entrance is your mouth; but somehow I get the feeling you're referring to your anus, which was built as an exit. As to the white fluffy stuff: Do you eat cotton balls after using them? How about feathers? I say these things, not to be unkind, but to make a point: We haven't a clue what's emerging from your butt. Your doctor will know, or at least, upon making a site visit, will have a better idea than any of us on a website. Go to the doc. Let us know.

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What planet are you on. There was no post that vaguely matched what your answer was and it was repulsive. Now I do realise this was 2 years ago, hopefully you have grown up a tad since then, if not - go wash your mouth out with soap and stick to the subject.

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Ever figured this out? I've had this occasionally for two years , and in my last visit to the loo the amount was alarming. Always around the last part out ( the top like you said) . The doc said it may just be mucus or caused from a fissure, didn't check anything . I did have a milkshake last night. Fluffy , moldy, scaring me.