Dear Poonurse,

Why do you degrade your profession by making thoughtless remarks like "I'm only a nurse, not a medical doctor", or by suggesting that nurses don't go to real university, just some substandard place called "nursing school"? Shame on you! People read this and don't know any better - if you really were a Registered Nurse (which I suspect you're not) you would have more pride in your profession and not depend on self-deprecatory humour to get your point across.
That will be all.

I'm guessing it's a legal thing. Whatever. You go, poonurse. You da shit.

Dear Steve(male nurse by any chance?) ...i can see you are an anonymous coward just like me so "Shame on you!"

Come back, poonurse!!!!

If you look for "Poonurse" in any of several web search engines, all you get, besides a lot of links to PR, are some porn sites and places to buy stuff like Vicodin online.

Whatever Poonurse's remuneration for her work here at PR was, I would hate to think it was such that it forced her into a life of drugs and debauchery. I prefer to think that she Found the Lord and became the Mother Superior of an order of nuns in Austria, where, even now, heavenly light streaming down upon her, she is singing "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" to some frustrated young novice who has been handed a shovel and told to muck out the latrines.

Did Poonurse resign from PR? and I didn't even get a chance to know her.

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Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

She just disappeared one day. She just disappeard.

There is a plaintive tone in Dave's voice when he says this that you won't hear any other time. Poonurse was a great asset to PR, as is attested by the continued popularity of her posts. I hope she married Poodoctor, and they are off in Poosuburb raising a family of Poochildren. But who knows? Maybe one day she will re-emerge as "PooSenator," and solve all our political problems as well as our health questions.

Rumor has it that there was a tornado in Poonurses area.

I hope that my suspicions are not correct, that she did not survive the storms.

If you are out there Poonurse, at least let us know that you are ok.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Perhaps Poonurse abandoned us because of retarded-ass posts like the one and the one by anusfacesteve.

POONURSE FOR PRESIDENT!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Dave, have you ever had an update from Poonurse?
Producing waste since 1967

You're awsome poonurse. I love your advices, I love your comments, I love you. platonic I think.

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To clog or not to clog...
too late - already clogged.