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poop in the womb

Posted 05.23.2004 by Poonurse (1313)

Dude asks:

Do babies poop while in the womb? And where does it go if they do?


Hi, and thanks for the question! Finally, one I can answer with authority!

Yes, they certainly can and do poop in there. The baby's first BM is called meconium, and it is a tarry, black, sticky substance.

If released in utero, it simply dissolves into the water, or amniotic fluid, giving it its characteristic greenish hue. About 30% or so of all babies will have pooped before birth, and special procedures are followed at delivery to be sure the baby doesn't have any in its airways.

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Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 07.22.2004

My cousin inhaled her shit when she was born.

poopaholic (not verified) -- 10.07.2004

My daughter did a poo just before my giving her birth and she brilliantly turned herself around before making the trek out of me. Unfortunately, she turned herself into a breached position and that is how I gave birth to her.

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 11.11.2004

Ow!

Bobbi Poop (not verified) -- 03.02.2005

I swallowed poop when I was in the womb. I got sick.

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 10.25.2005

This is getting gross on so many levels.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.13.2006

gross once pussys streach they dont get tight after ever done a young women with a baby mannnn its sloshy n yuck!

daphne (3202) -- 05.13.2006

Simply not true. Not only does the vaginal wall successfully shrink after childbirth, a woman can buy a Kegel exerciser if she feels not so tight afterwards.

Maybe the reason it felt loose reflects on you and yours. I suggest Enzyte.


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Double Flush (588) -- 05.13.2006

I remember my mom telling me I had some of my poop in my mouth while I was halfway out of her vagina. I've never had sex nor seen a vagina in person so I can't really tell you about stretching. See Daphne's post, or ask another woman who has had a kid if you want confirmation, though I'm sure daphne wouldn't lie like that.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Latus Rectum (42) -- 05.13.2006


Maybe this is a dumb question, but where does the poop come from? I mean, a baby doesn't exactly eat anything while in the womb. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't all of it's 'food' come from the umbilical cord? I'm just a little bit confused.

Double Flush (588) -- 05.13.2006

That, Nate B, is quite an awesome question. I have a good reason to go and use Google. Will do right after I get back--I need go go poop now. The washing machine has been going a while, I hope it flushes. This house has horrible plumbing, damnit!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Cockblood (not verified) -- 11.03.2006

Hi, I am new to this site due to recently obscure poops. I have had diarrhea for 4 weeks straight and there is no sign of letting up. What should I be eating less of or more of? Should I see a doctor? Is profuse ass-bleeding normal with mild diarrhea? And I am still in the womb on a blackberry with the wireless connection from the hospital. Is this possible?

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 06.15.2007

I love the things I learn on PR.
Producing waste since 1967

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