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poop in the womb

Posted 05.23.2004 by Poonurse (1313)

Dude asks:

Do babies poop while in the womb? And where does it go if they do?


Hi, and thanks for the question! Finally, one I can answer with authority!

Yes, they certainly can and do poop in there. The baby's first BM is called meconium, and it is a tarry, black, sticky substance.

If released in utero, it simply dissolves into the water, or amniotic fluid, giving it its characteristic greenish hue. About 30% or so of all babies will have pooped before birth, and special procedures are followed at delivery to be sure the baby doesn't have any in its airways.

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Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 07.22.2004

My cousin inhaled her shit when she was born.

poopaholic (not verified) -- 10.07.2004

My daughter did a poo just before my giving her birth and she brilliantly turned herself around before making the trek out of me. Unfortunately, she turned herself into a breached position and that is how I gave birth to her.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 11.11.2004

Ow!

Bobbi Poop (not verified) -- 03.02.2005

I swallowed poop when I was in the womb. I got sick.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 10.25.2005

This is getting gross on so many levels.

Lame comment!
Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.13.2006

gross once pussys streach they dont get tight after ever done a young women with a baby mannnn its sloshy n yuck!

daphne (4391) -- 05.13.2006

Simply not true. Not only does the vaginal wall successfully shrink after childbirth, a woman can buy a Kegel exerciser if she feels not so tight afterwards.

Maybe the reason it felt loose reflects on you and yours. I suggest Enzyte.


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Double Flush (626) -- 05.13.2006

I remember my mom telling me I had some of my poop in my mouth while I was halfway out of her vagina. I've never had sex nor seen a vagina in person so I can't really tell you about stretching. See Daphne's post, or ask another woman who has had a kid if you want confirmation, though I'm sure daphne wouldn't lie like that.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Latus Rectum (43) -- 05.13.2006


Maybe this is a dumb question, but where does the poop come from? I mean, a baby doesn't exactly eat anything while in the womb. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't all of it's 'food' come from the umbilical cord? I'm just a little bit confused.

Double Flush (626) -- 05.13.2006

That, Nate B, is quite an awesome question. I have a good reason to go and use Google. Will do right after I get back--I need go go poop now. The washing machine has been going a while, I hope it flushes. This house has horrible plumbing, damnit!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Cockblood (not verified) -- 11.03.2006

Hi, I am new to this site due to recently obscure poops. I have had diarrhea for 4 weeks straight and there is no sign of letting up. What should I be eating less of or more of? Should I see a doctor? Is profuse ass-bleeding normal with mild diarrhea? And I am still in the womb on a blackberry with the wireless connection from the hospital. Is this possible?

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 06.15.2007

I love the things I learn on PR.
Producing waste since 1967

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.19.2009

Is it normal for poop to be green? Because after a night of heavy drinking my poop seems to have a light green color to it...

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.02.2009

I LOVE TO POOP!!!
after a long day its great to sit on a porclin god and take a dumb!!!

Great comment! +1 point
ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 09.02.2009

Dear AC.......You should sit there and take an ignorant some time !!


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

sittingpretty (2317) -- 09.02.2009

Chief! Calm down. I know it is hard to ignore what bothers you about certain posters, but you don't want to stop ticking over sloppy writers. They are not worth the big one, Chief. Take deep breaths and skip over them. You can do it!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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