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Kevin asks:

Sometimes when I am taking a poop, I reach what I call "poop out". Don't ask, just a weird thing. Anyway, this poop out is basically when I defecate until I can't go anymore. Sometimes I do this before a meeting or any other type of event that will not allow me to have instant access to a bathroom.

The couple times that I do this, once I reach "poop out", no more poop is coming out. Even with all my might, no solid poop will come out. Instead, a thick yellowish foamy liquid substance comes out of my anus. I am wondering if this is normal or healthy. Thank you.





Dear Kevin,

Thanks for the question.

"Thick yellow butt foam"--healthy or not?

Methinks NOT, friend. Brown is the color of good poo, and it should never be foamy. Your diet is probably in need of a good overhaul, and you shouldn't be "pooping with all your might". Relax, let it come, and pinch off when you feel mostly empty.

Don't try to get it all out, man. Save something for later.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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97 Comments on "thick yellow butt foam"

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Louisville, Ky. 741,096 residents, six last names!

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Anonymous's picture

lol you live in Kentucky? in the US? lol i live in the largest city in Kentucky, Louisville, KY

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Hemorrhoids, Kelly.

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Thank's Chief, I'm sure we only touched the tip of the hideous iceberg when it comes to the everyday use of thick yellow butt foam. I'm sure Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart would have found many uses with their vast knowledge of helpful hints.

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You might even consider helping your local airport if they ever need to foam the runway in preparation for an emergency landing. As an Air Force air traffic controller back in the 60s and 70s I have seen this operation at close range several times and can vouch for the fact that the foam smells like it is made from some kind of shit.


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AM, have you considered donating your services to your local fire department to help extinguish industrial chemical fires with that foam? I'm sure you could perform the service somewhat discreetly. Volunteering is always a good thing in the current economy.

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Actually, rice is part of the BRAT diet (bananas, rice, applesauce, toast) that is suggested for people who need to firm up their stools after a diarrhea illness; I am not sure rice is your culprit, though the spicy stuff may be. The foam sounds like a combination of really gassy poop plus projection strength as it hits the water as a rapid stream. Don't know; but eat normal healthy foods in moderation for a few days, and see if your movements return to normal.

Anonymous Male 20's picture

Found this site from google search "foam in your stools" I had very uncomfortable bloating last night. The meal I ate was small, but spicy. This morning I went to do my buisness after eating dinners leftovers, (more spicy meat and rice (NOT a good idea)) and for the second time in my life my bowls turned to water, with alot of gass, upon finishing there was a generous amout of foam. Is this just because of the food that I ate or something else. I have a history with IBS (irratable bowl syndrom, perhaps a connection between the two?)

Brinks katia's picture

Ok so I have a very hard time going the bathroom as it is however, I am noticing that when I do go there is like this mustard-yellow stuff that in a way reminds me of thick skin.. And I also get like the same color come out, but it's like a discharge texture. I'm really worried because i have so many problem going as it is.. What could it be???

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HELP PLZ, This morning I had diarrhea which wasn't too alarming. my stomach also felt very gassy therefore I've been farting all day and when I just tried to go the bathroom a small amount of foamy white stuff come out. I'm pretty worried.

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Ive been having colourless foam, several times a day, mainly between 9 am and 1 pm, sometimes a little blood.

Thought it was IBS, it gets worse with stress and i think the blood is just a small cut or fissure from all the over-pooping / wiping.

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Chief, I actually hope you're right and it's not the rare form of tetanus that can cause lock ass.

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FOAMTURD, It sounds like you have a rare form of rabies that causes foaming at the ass rather than the traditional foaming at the mouth. Have you been bitten by any animals lately?


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I thought I had to fart, but ended up filling my butt up with what felt like poop. I ran to the bathroom only to drop a white foamy substance into the toilet. I then felt like I had to poop, but instead foamed at the anus for a minute or so. There was no smell. Advice?

justin colon's picture

so one time after eating a double cheese burger meal from mcdonalds i started feeling gas build up so much so that i was screaming in pain, i was forced to go to the hospital where i was hyperventilating and crying while clutching my stomach i then went to the john and tried to releive pressure when i was unsuccessful i rolled of the toilet and the gas was gone i then had to tell the emergency room doctors i was ok.... how humiliating

Anonymous Coward's picture

Today I went to take a crap, it felt like something was coming out. I tried to push and it wouldn't budge. I wiped and there it was, a small gooey yellow foam ball. Nothing came out with it! WTF also I'm a fifteen year old boy.

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One time, I ate a whole ham in one sitting. After a couple hours, I had a wrecking ball playing peek a boo with my butt hole. It was winter time, probably close to Christmas day. We were in the middle of a storm at the time so I went to take what I figured would be an everyday normal poo. I was sadly mistaken. This was a poo like no other. An EPIC POO. For approximately 2 to 3 hours, the battle with my anus pursued on. After I was done giving birth, I admired it for a bit, named it, and sent it on its way. It didn't go down without a fight mind you. But the plunger won that round. So, I go on and enjoy my day. The next morning I awake to see that the whole half of our lawn had been dug up and there was a detached pipe in sight. Then I heard the plumber talk to my mother at the front door. He said " yea we got it out of the pipes. We really have no idea what it was but it was big and a brownish green color and completely frozen." He handed my mother the bill. $171.00. I had a mud baby so big that it blocked the outdoor piping and froze to the inside of it from the outdoor weather. I took a 171 dollar shit.... MERRY CHRISTMAS 8D

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The "foamy toots" comment made me chuckle. I am siding with poonurse when she suggested seeing a doctor. I have autoimmune hepatitis and have to be on a celiacs diet. It all tastes like cardboard sprinkled with salt, but if I'm not on that diet for about a week, I'll get the foam also. To get back on track, I eat a lot of raw fruits and veggies, stay away from anything processed (which is basically everything...) and drink lots of water. In a day or two, my bowels are back to normal. :) If you are interested in maybe trying this God-awful diet, here's a link. http://www.csaceliacs.org/gluten_choices.php

I'm warning you. You'll go insane from lack of decent food, but your shits might thank you. The diet will NOT hurt you even if you aren't a celiac. No worries. :D

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AC ... Your problem, judging from your spelling, is that your a 10 year old on a mostly adult site trying to sound knowledgeable, or using your spelling noegeable.
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Anonymous Coward's picture

I'm pooping out yellow stuff. When I fart it comes flooding out my anus. It has an awful stinch. I have been very sick at my stomach. Anybody no whats wrong with me?

Royalflushorz's picture

Hey fellow poopers!

For the past two days I've had the foamy toots. I have no clue what the hell that is but it's pissing me off. I've always had the stomach problem that I could remember. I went to my doctor and all he says is watch what I eat, yeah ok now what

If anyone has any kind of info that would be rad! If it helps I am a 21yr old girl who doesn't drink nor smoke.

metamucil queen's picture

I just shat foamy poo after tons of diarrhea an hour after lunch . I think it's an issue of the bile out of my liver not breaking down all the fat . I just had my gallbladder removed a month ago and now this started . The doc told me to use metamucil for both diarrhea and constipation because it controls the moisture in your crap . Weird .

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AC, You shit something into your hand and then rinsed it off and identified it as looking like a pineapple. Did I get that straight? Have you been to a luau lately? Do you chew your food well? Do you always rinse your anal output for ease of identification? So many questions!


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Anonymous Coward's picture

I have this slimy yellow thing that looks like pineapple that came out of my ass. I have been having egg burps and I have been to the toilet like 11 times today. I put my hand below my bum. Shat. And looked at this yellow thing which I washed and examined. I am a 13 year old boy and does someone know what is going on?

Anonymous Coward's picture

Netsrik, if for some odd reason you still look at this thread, look into pelvic floor dysfunction. I have that issue. It sucks.

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Pacific Pooper.....Did the chopstick change the flavor of your next meal of General Tso's chicken? It would have made the perfect utensil for eating poo poo gai pan.


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Pacific Pooper's picture

Tonight my girlfriend came into my room and complained that her butt hole was sore because her poop was thick, like a small wrist, and very hard like stones. how do i know this? well, im the one who had to flush it, and still after like 8 flushes in wouldnt budge. Those suckers were taunting me so i grabbed a chopstick and made my first attempt to coax them out of their dwelling, stabbing a few of them in the raucus... Those resilient little basTURDs finally gave up and dropped into the abyss, but with their last dying breath they tried to break my pipes, making sounds that kinda sounds like a poltergeist, thuudunk..thuddunk..thudddunk...

that battle lasted about 15min, and tomorrow im going to pour a bottle of mineral oil down her throat. but not before i get it blessed...

toxictush's picture

I too have been experiencing orange/yellow ass buggers. They say I have IBS with an awesome bacterial overgrowth in my small intestine that are anti-biotic resistant...those lucky basterds. So for now that orange/yellow butt pus and mucus will remain, until i starve it to death!!

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Netsrik take a day off from school and drink two bottles of magnesium citrate back to back and plenty of clear liquids. That should clear up the sludge poo.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Netsrik's picture

I have a problem somewhat like this.
I'm farting s lot, and peeing a LOT, but I'm constipated. I've eaten tons of "non-constipating" foods to combat it, and it's made my poo softer, but I'm still having tons of trouble getting it out. It's like there's something there stopping it from coming out, and it really hurts! Instead, this gross yellow-orange goop comes out, with bits of blood in it! When I fart it shoots out, too. Someone please help! (And I'm a 17 year old girl, by the way.)

i shit a lot's picture

i just pooped foam after a healthy hangover shit... i just wanted to see what it meant but i guess nothing! hahahaha

sittingpretty's picture
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Your wiseass comment is still good. AC needed to use alot of soap anyway. So your wiseass comment was useful as well.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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Well, there you go again SP, giving out all kinds of meaningful advice and ruining my perfectly good wiseass comment.

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AC, make an appointment with a gastroenteologist.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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Use a lot of soap.

Anonymous Coward's picture

today in the morning when i was going to take a shower i farted and i felt something in my anus i checked with toilet paper and it was some slimy yellow stuff with blood in it this happened 3 times within 5 minutes any help please

prarie doggin's picture
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I think you're right poopeater. Bottoms up!

poopeater's picture

what does the foam taste like?? it might just be head off lager or beer??? or maybe you drink beer through your poop chute.....

snowman's picture

This thread is so disgusting. But it's hilarious. I just had a foamy poop five minutes ago. I thought my ass had rabies or something.

poopa koopa's picture

Hello, thanks for the advice, it makes me feel less worried. I only had it that one, because i had a bit of a sore tummy. My foamy poop has gone now. LOL

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Poopa Koopa, is it still happening? If so, then ask your mom for an appt at the pediatrician. We, here, can only speculate and you really need assurance from your doctor that you are ok.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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Koopa, having gas at times is normal. As a matter of fact that alone makes me very normal. Also some out of the ordinary poops should not be cause to worry unless it gets worse or lasts a while. I'm just guessing here, but you may (at 11) be at the start of some female changes. I would be the last one to advise you about that, but I am sure we have plenty of wonderful women here that can.

In any case, go to your doctor if you are worried. It can't hurt.

Poopa Koopa's picture

Hello, i have been having gas the last few weeks, and I have just had as poop then, and it was normal, then a little bit with foam covering it. I told my mum and family and they said they didnt know what it was. Maybe you will? please help. Im an 11 year old girl.

P.S My tummy has been felling a bit loose latley too, if that helps?

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pooper man. you appear to be as mature as a 14 yr old. Are you sure you are 67? Mom in CO. It sounds like his liver is not functioning. Is he getting yellow on his skin or in the whites of his eyes? Don't give him any Acetaminphen until you see the doctor. oops! I think I just poopped my diaper. I thought it was gas! Gotta go!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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ALPHA DOGG.........The slimy goo is what your cranium is stuffed with in lieu of brains.


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ALPHA DOGG's picture

THE SLIMEY GOO WHICH IS COMING FROM YOUR ARSE IS WHAT YOUR BODY PRODUCES AS A LUBRICANT TO HELP YOUR SHIT FLOW OUT YOUR BODY WITH EASE!

Anonymous Coward's picture

sure it's normal - it's just shit juice

Mom in Denver, CO's picture

My son has had a great deal of gas today, and later he started having frothy stuff coming out. It doesn't smell like anything and is almost colorless...about a month ago, his stools were almost eggshell in color! His stool color has gotten darker, but now this frothy/foam gas. Has anyone had this happen to them? We're going to the doctor next week.

prarie doggin's picture
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You either shit a pineapple daiquiri, or a Midori sour. I'm not sure.

pooper man's picture

ok one time i was taking a large shit and when it went out i noticed this orange yellow and even a little bit iof green fluidy goo come out of my ass im 67 years old and i drink alot of alcohol im reallyy worried pleas tell me what this is

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