Maybe your butt foam will make a good chrome cleaner. Try it sometime. If it works, bottle the stuff and sell it on e-bay.

surely is intestinal juices?

when i was in summer camp at age12 i ate the camp food anf felt the urge to shit. iwent there was no solids just an oily substance unlike diarrhea it didnt even stink

One time i was constipated and this huge poop came out. it looked like a football. My butt was sore for a few days. I kept haveing hard stools and consipation. It was very painful.

I TOO GET FOAMY POO IT IS NORMAL AND SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OFF

I think you should stop trying to push too hard.

help.i dont know what to do.i am only between the age of 9-11.i havent started my period yet either.i keep having this yellowy foam stuff come out from my butt followedwith a little bit of blood.is this normal?is it a sign of my period?tell me plz!! i am scared!

You should probably talk to your parents. Don't know what it is, but it's worth looking in to. Don't be embarrased!

Anonymous girl, please talk to your mom and/or dad about the discharge. Because of additives and food processing practices, and dietary changes in the U.S., girls are beginning their menses at significantly earlier ages than they did 50 years ago.

If the discharge is from your bottom and not your vaginal area, I would venture to say it is not at all related to a "period".

"Don't try to get it all out, man. Save something for later."

Possibly the funniest medical advice in history.

randomly today after eating a "kids cuisine" and drinking a "rockstar" ((the orange one mixed with juice)) i had this yellow slimy yuck thing come out of my butt. this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. i just turned 13 april 11th (last wednesday) and im super freaked. it reminds me of like fish poop or something..and is followed by TINY TINY TINNY peices of poop. i push hard and nothing but a fart. then randomly a fart and butt slime..ah. whats going on? help! am i dying?!?! IM FREAKED THE F*** OUT!!!!

I Have that too, but without eating and drinking the tsrange stuff. I've no idea what it is, but I'm still alive. Anyone else?

Been having an unusual amount of gas lately after eating and since I'm at work I have to hold it in until I get to the bathroom. There is no stomach pain, just slight bloating. Once in the bathroom I let loose. The farts are so long and rumbling that if I was in the privacy of my home I'd probably be laughing hysterically. The kicker is that the gas build up shoots small poop out like a cannon. When I am finally empty I'm still farting out foam. What the hell is that?

i have been farting out white foam all day. it doesn't stink and it may be related to drink large amounts of alcohol because I'm in college. has this ever happened before? any suggestions? and i cant poop

Poop jar, get some "milk thistle" and switch to coffee. No more alcohol for a while or ever. You may have some liver damage- but the liver can rejuvenate itself in time if it isn't too late.

Guys, you're all nuts. Sitting around blowing foam out your ass? What the hell? Usually broken glass comes out of mine.

i am 5 months pregnant and i started having the same symptoms almost like my husband got me in the "back door" when i go to the bathroom i just assumed it was related to the pregnancy kinda embarresed to talk to the dr abt it kinda wierd just interesed if you are pregnant?

Kelly, if you're pregnant, then I think it's fair to say that your husband got you in the "front door."

As for pregnancy advice, I have nothing helpful for you. Sorry.

I have extremely thick and kinda hard poop, ive tried pooping it out but it hurts and when i tried it seems to reach the door, but be too fat to get through. I need some sort of solution please!

I woke up on sunday morning and puked my guts up five times. The whole time I had these intense, tight feeting pains in the lower part of my stomach. I thought i might be constapated because thats happened alot before, so I took six laxatives/stoolsofteners over the past two days. Today was when my bowels finally started moving and I had diereeah(sp?). And just now I was upstairs and I let a fart out and I felt wetness on my butt. I went to the bathroom to check it out and there was clear goop on the bottom of my pajamas. Anyone haave any idea what this could be? I'm really starting to freak out. Oh and if it helps, i'm a sixteen year old girl

GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET CHECKED OUT NOW. IM NO DOCTOR BUT IT MAY BE YOUR APPENDIX.

Ok... so I've been having problems going poop for the last year! Actually it's always been something that hasn't been fun for me but for the last 6 months sometimes blood comes out with the poop or on the toliet paper, and other times it's completely fine and better than ever. It almost feels like theres a little cut on the inside of my anus that won't heal. what could it be? I can't bring myself to go to the doctor... so any advice other than that? If it helps, i'm an 18 year old girl.

uh...go to a veterinarian?

Just remember, Anonymous, if your eyes or ears were bleeding, you'd see a doctor. I know it sounds horrifying to have someone look up your butt, and I know because I had to have it done at your age. However, your doctor has seen butts before.

It could be a hemmorrhoid, or a little tear that keeps on getting torn open, or the beginning of an anal fissure.

Keep to a diet rich in fruits and bran, and try to get your guts up to ask mom to take you to the doctor. If not mom, maybe a female family member you trust.

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I've only ever noticed the foamy yellow butt oooze when I've had the shits for so long I've got nothing else left. I always figured it was bile.

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I guess the toilet looked like a well poured pint of Guinness.

You guys are nuts!!! talking to random strangers about poop. silly if ya ask me. that's what poop doctors are for

hi, i've had the yellow foamy poo as well, what is that ? what causes it ? besides the fact that it's not healthy - anyone??

hi back, AC. Are you, by any chance, writing us from Guantanamo?

Sir Lanceapoops, silly boy, we are not random strangers. We are all members of a large inbred family from Hazard county Kentucky. You, sir need to see your poop doctor. You appear delusional.

Frothingfarter- I have the EXACT same thing
did you find out what it is from. I have had it now for over 9 weeks!

I pooped out foam to but it came with poop that was moving in the toilet like if it was alive!! it was wiggling...... I know its not normal, but what could be the cause of a wiggly foaming poop

That's gnarly. I'm going to suggest you had a lot of air in your bowels, and when you downloaded, the air escaped and caused your poo to look like it had moved.

Or you ate an alien. Either one.

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Or, Christopher, your foam was very much like soap froths, which are known to move around as the liquid partitions between the bubbles undergo changes. Next time you have this condition, get in the bathtub and stage a naval battle between equal amounts of soap and shit suds. Guaranteed publishable story.

if poo is struggling to get out your bum &seems too big to get out the hole this is known as 'faecal impaction' you can buy sachets of movicol which may push things along a bit. if you're in extreme pain ring a doc &they can remove the blockage painlessly (dont be embarrassed they see all different bums/willys/vaginas/poops on a daily basis!)lastly,a little trick-wash &lube your finger &slide it in your bum say2 inches just for a couple of secs-this can stimulate your anal muscles to push the poo out

I a1so experienced the same thing as Christopher and POOPed foam and a little wiggling thing on my POOP!!! very small, hope its not a worm or sumthing :/

hey, i have an issue. One day i felt i had to take a really bad crap and when i crapped the poop in the toliet it was infested with little maggot looking things!!! Is this normal? what the hell is going on? This is was the first time it happened.

Kevin, You drink too much.

the 'maggots' your talking about are probably pin worms. it's a fairly common parasite infection, especially among children. it's relatively harmless and more annoying than anything. i think your butt hole should be itchy or something. in my disease class we never really got as far as curing it... sorry. the foamy clear stuff is probably mucus. oh, and the pin worms crawl out of your butt at night. so there. thought i'd try extra hard to gross you out :)

AC, you're right, these partying little night owls do crawl out of your ass at night. I suggest using some small sticks and your shoe laces to set up some snares on your ass. You should be able to catch most of them.

i have been drinking nothing but coffee and smoking for 3 days,i jut farted and got a load of tacky foam in my undies, i think its safe to say this is an empty stomach issue