Maybe your butt foam will make a good chrome cleaner. Try it sometime. If it works, bottle the stuff and sell it on e-bay.

surely is intestinal juices?

when i was in summer camp at age12 i ate the camp food anf felt the urge to shit. iwent there was no solids just an oily substance unlike diarrhea it didnt even stink

One time i was constipated and this huge poop came out. it looked like a football. My butt was sore for a few days. I kept haveing hard stools and consipation. It was very painful.

I TOO GET FOAMY POO IT IS NORMAL AND SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OFF

I think you should stop trying to push too hard.

help.i dont know what to do.i am only between the age of 9-11.i havent started my period yet either.i keep having this yellowy foam stuff come out from my butt followedwith a little bit of blood.is this normal?is it a sign of my period?tell me plz!! i am scared!

You should probably talk to your parents. Don't know what it is, but it's worth looking in to. Don't be embarrased!

Anonymous girl, please talk to your mom and/or dad about the discharge. Because of additives and food processing practices, and dietary changes in the U.S., girls are beginning their menses at significantly earlier ages than they did 50 years ago.

If the discharge is from your bottom and not your vaginal area, I would venture to say it is not at all related to a "period".

"Don't try to get it all out, man. Save something for later."

Possibly the funniest medical advice in history.

randomly today after eating a "kids cuisine" and drinking a "rockstar" ((the orange one mixed with juice)) i had this yellow slimy yuck thing come out of my butt. this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. i just turned 13 april 11th (last wednesday) and im super freaked. it reminds me of like fish poop or something..and is followed by TINY TINY TINNY peices of poop. i push hard and nothing but a fart. then randomly a fart and butt slime..ah. whats going on? help! am i dying?!?! IM FREAKED THE F*** OUT!!!!

I Have that too, but without eating and drinking the tsrange stuff. I've no idea what it is, but I'm still alive. Anyone else?

Been having an unusual amount of gas lately after eating and since I'm at work I have to hold it in until I get to the bathroom. There is no stomach pain, just slight bloating. Once in the bathroom I let loose. The farts are so long and rumbling that if I was in the privacy of my home I'd probably be laughing hysterically. The kicker is that the gas build up shoots small poop out like a cannon. When I am finally empty I'm still farting out foam. What the hell is that?

i have been farting out white foam all day. it doesn't stink and it may be related to drink large amounts of alcohol because I'm in college. has this ever happened before? any suggestions? and i cant poop

Poop jar, get some "milk thistle" and switch to coffee. No more alcohol for a while or ever. You may have some liver damage- but the liver can rejuvenate itself in time if it isn't too late.

Guys, you're all nuts. Sitting around blowing foam out your ass? What the hell? Usually broken glass comes out of mine.

i am 5 months pregnant and i started having the same symptoms almost like my husband got me in the "back door" when i go to the bathroom i just assumed it was related to the pregnancy kinda embarresed to talk to the dr abt it kinda wierd just interesed if you are pregnant?

Kelly, if you're pregnant, then I think it's fair to say that your husband got you in the "front door."

As for pregnancy advice, I have nothing helpful for you. Sorry.

I have extremely thick and kinda hard poop, ive tried pooping it out but it hurts and when i tried it seems to reach the door, but be too fat to get through. I need some sort of solution please!

I woke up on sunday morning and puked my guts up five times. The whole time I had these intense, tight feeting pains in the lower part of my stomach. I thought i might be constapated because thats happened alot before, so I took six laxatives/stoolsofteners over the past two days. Today was when my bowels finally started moving and I had diereeah(sp?). And just now I was upstairs and I let a fart out and I felt wetness on my butt. I went to the bathroom to check it out and there was clear goop on the bottom of my pajamas. Anyone haave any idea what this could be? I'm really starting to freak out. Oh and if it helps, i'm a sixteen year old girl

GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET CHECKED OUT NOW. IM NO DOCTOR BUT IT MAY BE YOUR APPENDIX.

Ok... so I've been having problems going poop for the last year! Actually it's always been something that hasn't been fun for me but for the last 6 months sometimes blood comes out with the poop or on the toliet paper, and other times it's completely fine and better than ever. It almost feels like theres a little cut on the inside of my anus that won't heal. what could it be? I can't bring myself to go to the doctor... so any advice other than that? If it helps, i'm an 18 year old girl.

uh...go to a veterinarian?

Just remember, Anonymous, if your eyes or ears were bleeding, you'd see a doctor. I know it sounds horrifying to have someone look up your butt, and I know because I had to have it done at your age. However, your doctor has seen butts before.

It could be a hemmorrhoid, or a little tear that keeps on getting torn open, or the beginning of an anal fissure.

Keep to a diet rich in fruits and bran, and try to get your guts up to ask mom to take you to the doctor. If not mom, maybe a female family member you trust.

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I've only ever noticed the foamy yellow butt oooze when I've had the shits for so long I've got nothing else left. I always figured it was bile.

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I guess the toilet looked like a well poured pint of Guinness.

You guys are nuts!!! talking to random strangers about poop. silly if ya ask me. that's what poop doctors are for

hi, i've had the yellow foamy poo as well, what is that ? what causes it ? besides the fact that it's not healthy - anyone??

hi back, AC. Are you, by any chance, writing us from Guantanamo?

Sir Lanceapoops, silly boy, we are not random strangers. We are all members of a large inbred family from Hazard county Kentucky. You, sir need to see your poop doctor. You appear delusional.

Frothingfarter- I have the EXACT same thing
did you find out what it is from. I have had it now for over 9 weeks!

I pooped out foam to but it came with poop that was moving in the toilet like if it was alive!! it was wiggling...... I know its not normal, but what could be the cause of a wiggly foaming poop

That's gnarly. I'm going to suggest you had a lot of air in your bowels, and when you downloaded, the air escaped and caused your poo to look like it had moved.

Or you ate an alien. Either one.

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Or, Christopher, your foam was very much like soap froths, which are known to move around as the liquid partitions between the bubbles undergo changes. Next time you have this condition, get in the bathtub and stage a naval battle between equal amounts of soap and shit suds. Guaranteed publishable story.

if poo is struggling to get out your bum &seems too big to get out the hole this is known as 'faecal impaction' you can buy sachets of movicol which may push things along a bit. if you're in extreme pain ring a doc &they can remove the blockage painlessly (dont be embarrassed they see all different bums/willys/vaginas/poops on a daily basis!)lastly,a little trick-wash &lube your finger &slide it in your bum say2 inches just for a couple of secs-this can stimulate your anal muscles to push the poo out

I a1so experienced the same thing as Christopher and POOPed foam and a little wiggling thing on my POOP!!! very small, hope its not a worm or sumthing :/

hey, i have an issue. One day i felt i had to take a really bad crap and when i crapped the poop in the toliet it was infested with little maggot looking things!!! Is this normal? what the hell is going on? This is was the first time it happened.

Kevin, You drink too much.

the 'maggots' your talking about are probably pin worms. it's a fairly common parasite infection, especially among children. it's relatively harmless and more annoying than anything. i think your butt hole should be itchy or something. in my disease class we never really got as far as curing it... sorry. the foamy clear stuff is probably mucus. oh, and the pin worms crawl out of your butt at night. so there. thought i'd try extra hard to gross you out :)

AC, you're right, these partying little night owls do crawl out of your ass at night. I suggest using some small sticks and your shoe laces to set up some snares on your ass. You should be able to catch most of them.

i have been drinking nothing but coffee and smoking for 3 days,i jut farted and got a load of tacky foam in my undies, i think its safe to say this is an empty stomach issue

Someone has to help me. Im an average 15 year old male but ive been having some strange problems for almost a year now. Its almost like i have no control of my bowels. I find myself shitting in my pants more times than i make it to the toilet. This is highly embarassing, especially in school. Sometimes when i stand up after laying an uncontrollable shit in my pants, the chair is soaking wet, with a top layer of foam. it smells somewhat like vinegar. What is it?? What should i do?? i dont want to get made fun of anymore

Nick! You poor guy! Please talk to your school nurse. Please. I don't know how you feel about talking to your mother and father - if they're cool, go for it. Remember, as a minor in this country, you are entitled to health care; and if you are denied health care, it can be considered neglect. As a teenage boy, you should not be losing control of your bowels. It might be a symptom of a bigger problem. I know there are disorders that center around an absence of messages sent from the colon/anal spincter/rectum to the brain, and you might be suffering from something of that nature.

The smell of vinegar might mean you've got some type of bacteria/virus, too. This is more than enough of a reason to see a doctor/maybe an endocrinologist.

You're going to have to ask for help to get it at your age, being a minor. I know it might be hard, but remember - this is one part of your life, and you have a long, long life left ahead of you. In years to come, this will be done with.

Good luck.

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i've read that the foamy poo thing could be malabsorption but i dont know. i usually have this with gas

Nick i understand what you are going through because i have the same problem.once, it happened to me almost the same thing but fortunately i had just left from school. i went to a doctor and he diagnosed me with IBS but i'm afraid it's more than that. now i'm waiting for further investigations. i'm getting a treatment, i'm feeling a little better[at least i'm able to control my bowels] but some days i still have a foamy poo or diarrhea, my belly hurts, especially when i'm stressed or don't get enough sleep. i have to be careful of my diet, too. contact me if you want to know how the things will develop. I hope you'll be getting better. b'bye
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i dont drink alcohol am not pregnet and have not drank any wierd concoctions
but i also felt like i had to go really bad i thought i had diareah but it was only this wierd foam!

The foam is all related to diet (the Kid cuisine and monster energy drink comment was my favorite) and your large intestine trying to push out waste. It's all normal. If this is accompanied with a bright red blood than it's a minor form of colitis or external injury. If the blood is dark or in the waste then I would see a doctor

ok one time i was taking a large shit and when it went out i noticed this orange yellow and even a little bit iof green fluidy goo come out of my ass im 67 years old and i drink alot of alcohol im reallyy worried pleas tell me what this is

You either shit a pineapple daiquiri, or a Midori sour. I'm not sure.

My son has had a great deal of gas today, and later he started having frothy stuff coming out. It doesn't smell like anything and is almost colorless...about a month ago, his stools were almost eggshell in color! His stool color has gotten darker, but now this frothy/foam gas. Has anyone had this happen to them? We're going to the doctor next week.

sure it's normal - it's just shit juice

THE SLIMEY GOO WHICH IS COMING FROM YOUR ARSE IS WHAT YOUR BODY PRODUCES AS A LUBRICANT TO HELP YOUR SHIT FLOW OUT YOUR BODY WITH EASE!

ALPHA DOGG.........The slimy goo is what your cranium is stuffed with in lieu of brains.

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pooper man. you appear to be as mature as a 14 yr old. Are you sure you are 67? Mom in CO. It sounds like his liver is not functioning. Is he getting yellow on his skin or in the whites of his eyes? Don't give him any Acetaminphen until you see the doctor. oops! I think I just poopped my diaper. I thought it was gas! Gotta go!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Hello, i have been having gas the last few weeks, and I have just had as poop then, and it was normal, then a little bit with foam covering it. I told my mum and family and they said they didnt know what it was. Maybe you will? please help. Im an 11 year old girl.

P.S My tummy has been felling a bit loose latley too, if that helps?

Koopa, having gas at times is normal. As a matter of fact that alone makes me very normal. Also some out of the ordinary poops should not be cause to worry unless it gets worse or lasts a while. I'm just guessing here, but you may (at 11) be at the start of some female changes. I would be the last one to advise you about that, but I am sure we have plenty of wonderful women here that can.

In any case, go to your doctor if you are worried. It can't hurt.

Poopa Koopa, is it still happening? If so, then ask your mom for an appt at the pediatrician. We, here, can only speculate and you really need assurance from your doctor that you are ok.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Hello, thanks for the advice, it makes me feel less worried. I only had it that one, because i had a bit of a sore tummy. My foamy poop has gone now. LOL

This thread is so disgusting. But it's hilarious. I just had a foamy poop five minutes ago. I thought my ass had rabies or something.

what does the foam taste like?? it might just be head off lager or beer??? or maybe you drink beer through your poop chute.....

I think you're right poopeater. Bottoms up!

today in the morning when i was going to take a shower i farted and i felt something in my anus i checked with toilet paper and it was some slimy yellow stuff with blood in it this happened 3 times within 5 minutes any help please

Use a lot of soap.

AC, make an appointment with a gastroenteologist.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Well, there you go again SP, giving out all kinds of meaningful advice and ruining my perfectly good wiseass comment.

Your wiseass comment is still good. AC needed to use alot of soap anyway. So your wiseass comment was useful as well.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

i just pooped foam after a healthy hangover shit... i just wanted to see what it meant but i guess nothing! hahahaha

I have a problem somewhat like this.
I'm farting s lot, and peeing a LOT, but I'm constipated. I've eaten tons of "non-constipating" foods to combat it, and it's made my poo softer, but I'm still having tons of trouble getting it out. It's like there's something there stopping it from coming out, and it really hurts! Instead, this gross yellow-orange goop comes out, with bits of blood in it! When I fart it shoots out, too. Someone please help! (And I'm a 17 year old girl, by the way.)

Netsrik take a day off from school and drink two bottles of magnesium citrate back to back and plenty of clear liquids. That should clear up the sludge poo.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I too have been experiencing orange/yellow ass buggers. They say I have IBS with an awesome bacterial overgrowth in my small intestine that are anti-biotic resistant...those lucky basterds. So for now that orange/yellow butt pus and mucus will remain, until i starve it to death!!

Tonight my girlfriend came into my room and complained that her butt hole was sore because her poop was thick, like a small wrist, and very hard like stones. how do i know this? well, im the one who had to flush it, and still after like 8 flushes in wouldnt budge. Those suckers were taunting me so i grabbed a chopstick and made my first attempt to coax them out of their dwelling, stabbing a few of them in the raucus... Those resilient little basTURDs finally gave up and dropped into the abyss, but with their last dying breath they tried to break my pipes, making sounds that kinda sounds like a poltergeist, thuudunk..thuddunk..thudddunk...

that battle lasted about 15min, and tomorrow im going to pour a bottle of mineral oil down her throat. but not before i get it blessed...

Pacific Pooper.....Did the chopstick change the flavor of your next meal of General Tso's chicken? It would have made the perfect utensil for eating poo poo gai pan.

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