TO: Dave
FROM: logsucker
DATE: 6.1.02004
SUBJECT: About"Finger-licking Good"
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I read this with great intrest beacuse I too am a shit eater, I often wonder
why I am afflicted with a scat fetish, to all the world I am a "normal"
fatehr ,husband,business owner.
I do not molest children of fuck animals, nor do I "share" my disgusting
fetish . I have been involved with this fetish for 35 of my 45 years , from
stepping in dog piles as a kid cause I liked the smell, to masturbating with
shit as a teenager, to finally eating shit for the last 10 years(almost
daily) not whole turds but about a tablespoonful
To the best of my knowledge I was never abused
though I did find when I was in happy sexually fullfilling relationships my
fetish seemed to almost go away
I can attribute no ill effects to my health from eating my own shit, I can
not ever shar this with my circle of friends and family
I also do not find shit exciting most of the time , nor do I take pleasure
in other peoples shit, I find other peoples shit quite disgusting
my attraction to shit is only while sexually aroused
I do not carry a turd in my pocket "just in case" nor do I smell or have
poor hygine
I understand all the harsh comments directed twards the coprophagiac, this
is a big reason why I isolate this facet of my life from all
I would greatly appreciate anyone that can explain where a fetish comes from
and how it worms it way into ones life
this is not something I am proud of and I have tried a thousand times and a
thousand ways to free myself from this fetish
At times I think of nothing more than having a woman shit for me , but I
avoid going to that next level, beacuse I am afraid of feeding this deamon
fetish
my apologies to all who are disgusted and I accept the insults that my post
gets, I even expect mostly insults, as coprophagia is so outside of the
"normal" experiance
but it is not uncommon with yahoo, MSN and Aol chat rooms dedicated to this
, many many otherwise "normal" folks take part in or are facinated by scat
thank you
TO: Dave
FROM: poopshadow
DATE: 6.2.02004
SUBJECT: techniques
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Do not over flow the toilet and try to scoop your poop up with your hands its very messy
TO: Dave
FROM: mjmjm
DATE: 6.3.02004
SUBJECT: Re: PoopNews ||||| it's in the bag
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that first story in the poopreport about the stench from the girl's ziploc bag of poop making the school cancel class is such a damn turn-on!Ê i am talking hot -- big-time heat that i never thought i'd feel.Ê this story has not only made my life, it has made my month!Ê
TO: Dave
FROM: bert Lin
DATE: 6.4.02004
SUBJECT: Re-Experienced slippers factory from China shoes town.Worthy of a look.
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TO: Dave
FROM: Kenia PD
DATE: 6.2.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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As a little girl in camp, I was quite nasty. I would leave dirty underpants on the floor, so the smell would linger in the room. Well one night, I woke up with bad stomach pains, and I knew a good B.M was about to emerge. I rushed into a stall, and stinky diarrhea came out my butthole. Being hispanic, i'm used to bad smells, and I LOVE THEM! i flooded the toilet, and some diarrhea had splashed onto the toilet seat. I didn't want to flush the toilet so I left it, and locked the stall door behind me. It was aboslutley genious!!!
TO: Dave
FROM: Kenia PD
DATE: 6.5.02004
SUBJECT: Wierd Shit
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One day I drank alot the night before and when i wok p and took a shit for some odd reason my shit lacked color, i meen it was solid thick biege almost white, what causes that? to much bread?
TO: Dave
FROM: Poopy-doo
DATE: 6.6.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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...i got a story too tell
It was just a fine afternoon..as i usually got my guitar lesson at the Yamaha Music acedemy..when i went for my lesson my stomach was fine..it was 1/2 later that i felt that an explosion was goin' to happen..i kept it in me..goosebumps start appearing..i knew i had to go..as lesson ending in 30 more minutes..i stand the pain..after lesson i went to a toilet that was 10 feet away from the acedemy..Omg!! the pain was terrible..at last it was a relieve..a turd of poop was release..('',)
Editor's note: What's funny about this letter is that this person sent it to me AND all his coworkers...!
TO: Dave, wparkedr@collegiate.org, jbokidnsky@collegiate.org, preddfern@collegiate.org, clansding@collegiate.org, gstedadma@collegiate.org, bcaveddo@collegiate.org, apaudlett@collegiate.org, anarlda@collegiate.org, dsimpdson@collegiate.org, cleisdy@collegiate.org, jivinds@collegiate.org, dkelldey@collegiate.org, bschewdel@collegiate.org, psaundder@collegiate.org, rmostdrom@collegiate.org, gmcgudrn@collegiate.org, mascardi@collegiate.org
FROM: Bennett Soy <bsodoy@collegiate.org>
DATE: 6.6.02004
SUBJECT: hi!!!
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Here is an idea for an editorial piece for poopreport.com!
Do you ever have trouble with "splash up"? Through my extensive experience in the realm of poo deliverance, I have encountered several heavy, dense, poos, that when released, create such a great impact with the water that they cause a vile chain reation. A mushroom cloud of yellow, poo water erupts and splashes all over my bottom. This traumatic and tragic occurence can be avoided, and I am about to share with you a handy little technique that I picked up during a quest through the Orient(primarily Japan and Manchuria). This intricate poo cradle is somewhat time consuming in preparation, but the pay-off is unparralled. I guarantee a no splash result, no matter how thick that brown stick you just squeezed out is. First step is to clean your work surface, so as to prevent any ring/pin worm infestation within the crack. Next, a base layer of paper is applied to the seat, as an added layer of security. Then the weaving begins, using several layers of TP bridging the gap between the two sides. After a few minutes work, like the miracle of a spiders web, a failsafe cradle for your poo will have appeared. All that is left is for you to sit down and enjoy yourself, and whether it is wet and wild or firm and sturdy, the Japanese Poo Cradle will save your ass, literally!!!
With best of luck for you future toilet escapades,
William B. Soy, Richmond, VA
This was the only response:
TO: bsoy@collegiate.org
FROM: Jamie Bokdinsky <jbokdinsky@collegiate.org>
CC: Dave, preddfern@collegiate.org, clansding@collegiate.org, gstedadma@collegiate.org, bcaveddo@collegiate.org, apaudlett@collegiate.org, anarlda@collegiate.org, dsimpdson@collegiate.org, cleisdy@collegiate.org, jivinds@collegiate.org, dkelldey@collegiate.org, bschewdel@collegiate.org, psaundder@collegiate.org, rmostdrom@collegiate.org, gmcgudrn@collegiate.org, mascardi@collegiate.org
DATE: 6.6.02004
SUBJECT: Re: hi!!!
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so what do yall think?
I emailed poor Bennett to see what happened. I never heard back. I'm sure he was humiliated... I hope he wasn't fired.
TO: Dave
FROM: Ellie xxx
DATE: 6.7.02004
SUBJECT: discussions
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show some people eatin shit!!!ppl like it!make a chatroom
TO: Dave
FROM: daniel dolgin
DATE: 6.8.02004
SUBJECT: academic
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i love your web site its cool
TO: Dave
FROM: vince
DATE: 6.9.02004
SUBJECT: academic
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i love pooing but i love you more and more this is a great web sit but what is it
TO: Dave
FROM: hannah
DATE: 6.10.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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i was at school in 4th period and i had to GO! i was in the middle of an SAT exam and i was cramping like a dead carcass! i Let out 3 or 4 little silent farts and then it came...the mother of all farts followed by the father of all farts and wow did the class laugh!!! I was so embarrassed that i ran to the bathroom without further asking and my teacher ran after me!!! He came into the rr while i was shitting and he heard every moan groan and fart i made!!
TO: Dave
FROM: Sarah
DATE: 6.10.02004
SUBJECT: posted you on my blog!
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Hi Dave,
I linked to PoopReport in a posting on my relatively new blog--just thought
I'd let you know. Here's the post.
Some great poop stories in this last newsletter, by the way.
Best,
Sarah
TO: Dave
FROM: Carrie Lamesky
DATE: 6.10.02004
SUBJECT: mail bag
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Dear Dave:
Thank you for publishing your research on green poop. After havving pooped green for 3 days, I thought I should call my doctor and make an appointment to find out what was going on. The vibrant colored feces is shocking but what's worse is the green color left on the toilet paper and on your underwear. I thought I was an alien until I read the Poopreporter and read the Purplesaurus Koolaid research findings. After hours of trying to figure out what I ate or drank to cause my problem, I think I can trace it back to grape Koolaid and the pound of bing cherries I ate over the weekend. Ever do research on mass consumption of bing cherries? If you have, I'd like to see the results. Anyhow, thanks for the information. I think I'll save myself the headache of having to provide a bright green poopsicle sample for my doctor to look at.
TO: Dave
FROM: crocodile dungee
DATE: 6.11.02004
SUBJECT: eternal debates
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why do we shit better with sunglasses
TO: Dave
FROM: crap remix 3
DATE: 6.11.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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Once i had a REALLY< REALLY bad stomach virius. I was vomiting and shitting like crazy!!! it wasn't fun at all. almost every 5 minutes, i would get up to do diarea(i can't spell for my life)I was in sooooooo much pain. within those 1 1/2 days that i had the virius, i counted doing my business. In the end, i realized that i had gone 24 times!!!!! i kno they say no pain, no game, but thats not fair. oh well, i guess it happens 2 evryone (or at least the people who catch the freakin virius!) it took a week for me to fully recover, and during that time, i was made fun of for my odd way of walking!
TO: Dave
FROM: pooprulz
DATE: 6.11.02004
SUBJECT: ask poonurse
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I caught a cold about 3 days ago and now my poop is watery and slimy. Also when i get up in the morning, its like i never wiped my ass.
TO: Dave
FROM: fuck you
DATE: 6.12.02004
SUBJECT: mail bag
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you think you soooo cool, hot shit right? well you are dumb basterd. eat shit and get pussy cancer
TO: Dave
FROM: ElbzSea
DATE: 6.12.02004
SUBJECT: Hey Dave
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Hey Dave your gay man you eat poop to. If you want to E-mail me my E-mail me at ElbzSea@aol.com ONLY CAPITALIZE THE E AND THE S. you better write me back you gay pice of crap. some of your web sites arent all that bad but this one was very Gay it was stupid . Now the web site about the man and woman skid mark web site was good it was also herlarousÊ well any who dont for get to write THIS WAS SENT 12:01 AM SATERDAY JUNE 12 write me back Dave
TO: Dave
FROM: Jim Smith
DATE: 6.14.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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First of all I'd like to state that I frequently have bowel movements because of my loose buttocks. I would also like to state that I enjoy inserting my finger into my butthole in the shower. That being said, my story starts on a cold November highway. It was quite a foggy morning and being the adventurous type that I am, I was not wearing clothes. The cold mist soothed my butt hairs. The mist was too soothing. The urge to poo all over the road came over me. It was overwhelming. There was poo everywhere. I rolled in it and began to fling it at the passing vehicles. I pooed and pooed again. This nonstop pooing marathon caused a rash to form on my buttocks. Later, much to my suprise, I found this rash was none other than anal warts. Of course, the moral of this story is different strokes for different folks.
Best wishes,
Jim
TO: Dave
FROM: Penny
DATE: 6.11.02004
SUBJECT: techniques
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When I shit I never wipe but lift the seat and sit on the porcelain. Then I jump into the shower and soap the hole. I also cream the hole and if caught short during the day the poo does not stick.
TO: Dave
FROM: crocodile dungee
DATE: 6.13.02004
SUBJECT: eternal debates
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If we were to put food in our ass and shit out of our mouths what kind of toilets would best accomodate mouth shitting?
TO: Dave
FROM: keith
DATE: 6.15.02004
SUBJECT: mail bag
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Keep those asses clean with products from $9.95 to $3,750.00. See www.hygieneforhealth.com the largest independent dealer in North America
TO: Dave
FROM: Marty
DATE: 6.16.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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I had to take a shit while showering, so did my doodie in the shower, and hosed it down the drain, which took about ten (10) minutes.
TO: Dave
FROM: Chadmaster
DATE: 6.16.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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I was a on a Concord Trailways bus from Bangor maine, to Boston Mass. I was feeling somewhat ill all weekend, this happend on a sumday in 1998. I had the hersheys since friday and today was no exeption. i was lucky that it only happend every four hours or so. i got on the bus at 3:15 pm with a big bacon classic, fries and a frosty from wendys.
I ate it all within 10 minutes, the downward rush began. I wnet to the little toilet in back and got instant relief. and returned to my seat. around 5:30pm we stopped in Portland ME, I went into the terminal to use the vending machines. Mountain dew and doritos.
By 6:30pm passing hampton NH, I felt those lille bastards again, and now an upward rush. I decided to go to the toilet, just in case. about 2/3 of the way back,i lost it, i covered some poor old churchwoman in burger and doritos from bangor. I got to the toilet and it would not stop, vomiting in the trashcan and shitting the the toilet. I got done just as we were pulling into boston, if youre from new england you know howfar hampton is from boston. I greeted the driver with a beet red face, and left the bus, i never said a word until now. Oddly enough i see the driver daily, he now works for the city bus system here in bangor. My advice to you, avoid dairy queen. Also milk products and ketchup or vinegar kills.
TO: Dave
FROM: Mr. Brown
DATE: 6.15.02004
SUBJECT: ask poonurse
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Is it true that if I hold my breath and strain hard while pooping, that my elbows can be dislocated? A death guy told me this in the mens room at the airport one time, and I've worried about it ever since. Or maybe I just misunderstood his hand signs.
The other comment was, I use the same technique as the guy who places paper on the water to prevent the sploosh - have done for forty years. But did you know that you have to work fast, before the water soaks through and renders it useless? It's a fine art.
TO: Dave
FROM: Laura
DATE: 6.16.02004
SUBJECT: for the blog
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There's a lip balm called "chicken poop" on this site in case you wanted to know! www.lipmedic.com and then look under the brand along the left hand site of the website.
TO: Dave
FROM: Tatraman
DATE: 6.16.02004
SUBJECT: The Arse Pube / Toilet Paper Relationship - Scrolling Paper Fibres = Tagnuts
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Hello Dave,
Ê
Am I the only person on this planet that has to regularly rid his arse of pube and bog paper tangling troubles - they tighten up a few of your bum pubes into knots that all pull against each other, then your arse gets "pink ring syndrome".
Ê
Please let me know if I'm on my own here!! ...Ê A guy that walks funny sometimes ...
TO: Dave
FROM: ass master
DATE: 6.19.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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Bad Ideas When You're High......
After we all were stoned I decide I have to poop and pee really bad. I beg the driver to pull off the road so I could shit in the woods and they wouldn't. Someone suggests I should shit in a bag and we can seek revenge with her ex and I was all for it until I start to make. We stopped at a gas station and i start to go, i instruct the person with me to get a dounut bag so I can place the shit in it.
I can't hold it in any longer, I savor the shit by wadding up tp and pooing on to the tp wadded up in my hand. Justas I couldn't believe that I was doing this she came back with the bag and I placed the steaming poo in the wadded tp in the bag. I toss it on the floor and notice it has "bakery fresh" written on the bag. I still can't can't believe I'm doing this. I wipe and wipe and wipe some more but low and behold I still have shit on my ass. At this point I abort the mission, wash my hands arnd toss the shit bag in the trash.
I, well I pussed out but said revengee wanted not only to go back to the bathroom BUT pull the shit bag from the trash can and give her ex just deserts, a bag of "dounts" deserts! I couldn't believe she did it but she pulled my poopie out of the trash and plopped it in the back seat window. The bag is now on the floor in the back seat with me. I start to heave and gag even with all of our windows down. We drive to ex's house, scope the joint and walk towards his call. The paranoia sets in (were still stoned) and we once again abort mission. I still can't believe I did this.
TO: Dave
FROM: corry
DATE: 6.20.02004
SUBJECT: ask poonurse
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why dont porn stars ever get shit on thier cocks after anal sex with a hot female. whenever i have anal sex with my girl friend i get shit on my dick and then she says she wants to suck the shit off my dirty, sloppy, messy, anal cock. please answer my question
TO: Dave
FROM: Demi
DATE: 6.20.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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When my dad worked in a gym...there was a mentally ill teen who couldn't hold in his major pararie doggin', so one day he came into my dad's gym and went into the washroom to do his thang'. When my dad went in there that teen had shit all over the place i.e. toilet, stalls, floor and the ceiling(don't ask me how it got up there) ad so my dad cleaned it up, the next day that same kid came and my dad said: "No no no! u cannot use this washroom today i'm sorry but no!" upset the young teen walked to the bus stop and pooed all over himself, then got on the bus, while everyone started to stare at him as he went by...he never came back again...poor guy.
TO: Dave
FROM: poop is my destiny
DATE: 6.20.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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it all started whene i was watching jackass the movie so me and my friends decided to do some funny stuff so we went to the park and all of us took a shit on the park bench it was sooo funny cuz people would walk by and like throw up so after that we taht it was a great idea to poop on stuff so we started to put poop in bags and throw them at people at the movie theater and so on it was great but then my friend randy was an idiot and took poop and threw it at a cop and got arested it was so funney.....
TO: Dave
FROM: dookie dog
DATE: 6.22.02004
SUBJECT: mail bag
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Dave, Have you ever heard of Smelly poop.com? Well check it out if you haven't they have a photo gallery of human crap in de tioliet that made me gag, people actually rub this shit all over their bodies? I smell bad enough, they also have a gallery of doggy doo doo. And then they sell smelly poop in candy boxes, as payback for those who are angry at others "Turd terrorism" They also have a lot of imformation on shit, you know I could shit in a box and send it to someone cheaper than Smelly poop.com of course with them and a money order signed with a name other than mine it would be hard to trace. I find this computer stuff oh so intresting it opens your eyes all these different websites, out of all of them I'm glad I found poop report.com I love my poop!!!
TO: Dave
FROM: Poopledoodle
DATE: 6.23.02004
SUBJECT: mail bag
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I BAG ALL MY POOP AND LABEL IT AND STORE IT IN A LARGE CABINET. I CAN TAKE PHOTOS AND SAMPLES OF ALL MY POOP AND SEND IT TO YOU IF YOU WANT... DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH YOU WANT MY POOP?
TO: Dave
FROM: jill giles
DATE: 6.25.02004
SUBJECT: poop
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A few months ago a friend and I ate lunch at another friends house. Towards the end of the lunch I started to get gas pains. The goodbyes seem to take forever. I was very crampy and trying to hold in the farts. I left and started home thinking I would be home before I was touching cotton. Not to happen that way. The pains kept coming on strong, Iwas trying to hold everything in. I felt like I had started to leak some poop juices and had to find a spot to pull over. There were no stores or gas stations.I pulled in to a school parking lot it was up hill. It was beginning to get dark. I pulled up under a light(i did`t really relize it. I was just in agony)Ê I had to get out take my pants off ( I new it would be a mess) the messy poop came out slimy and just so much of it. I was up hill so the poop started to move down hill. A massive blob of loose sickness. I had some wet ones in the car and was able to wipe up. Keep in mind I was on a hill under a light with cars driving by. The friend I went with, it turns out had to do the same thing on her way home. We are poop buddies.
TO: Dave
FROM: joe devitt
DATE: 6.25.02004
SUBJECT: for the blog
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So, I was in need of some help and I figured that you guyz could help out. Im trying to install a wicked cool sound system in my van. And After I got it all hooked up I found out that my amp was bad. So if anyone knows how to make a car amp out of poop please email me with this info, or dont hesitate to call me anytime at 608798347x.
Thanks
-Joe The Show
TO: Dave
FROM: mary
DATE: 6.22.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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hi im mary and im 16 years old and here is my shit story! I was out to dinner with my Mom dad and brother at a local mexican resturant. My dad and i both got spicy been and beed tacos and rice and beans..not smart. LAter that night we went home and had family movie night. all of a sudden my dad felt a trembeling and pain in his stomach he ran to the bathroom and shit up a storm. He was in there for about 20 minutes. HE finally came back down and we continued the movie.
All of a sudden i felt sick i began farting and felt a rumble in my stomach. I ran to the bathroom being the shamfull shitter I am and began shitting up a massive storm. It wwas so loud i can hear my brother laughing at me from downstairs..and boy oh boy did my shit stink. Finally 10 minutes later i was done i reached for T.P and relized there was none. I found a tissue on the floor and started wiping but there was so much shit i needed more! this is embaressing but ihad no choice..i called down for my parents my dad ran up got T.P and helped me wipe it all out then he told me to put a wet cloth in my ass to clean it out better. my dad and I were both up all night shitting out out guts
TO: Dave
FROM: Nutsack
DATE: 6.26.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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I dont know how common it is but I have a fear of pooping in a restroom with one toilet in a public place (gas station, mcdonalds,etc.). There is one incident that haunts me to this day. I was on a road trip and felt the urge. You know, the urge. I knew if i didnt stop i was gonna lose it. I stopped at a gas station and asked for the bathroom, of course it was a one toilet bathroom, but i absolutely had to go. I had just sat down, and was praying for no one to knock, and right before the "release" , there it came. "Rat a tat tat". My stomach did a somersault and my sphincter went into lockdown. I had to poo so bad, and yet i couldn't because i knew someone was waiting for me. I did eventually get it out but it ended up taking several trips and lots of time. This is an extreme fear for me of turd burglars. Does anyone share the same fear?
TO: Dave
FROM: anonymous coward
DATE: 6.27.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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This story didn't happen to me, but I was there.
It all started when we were on our way home from this dance camp. We had just eaten at Chili's and every one got a kids meal, except Asheligh. We were in thwe car and she started saying I have to go to the bathroom. We told her we would me at one soon so she said she could hold. Then all of a sudden she said I'm going. We all thought she was joking but when we looked at her we saw she was serious. WE also smelled it. We quickly got over to a gas station and she cleaned up and got knew under wear. We were in the car again, and she had switched places,( the other place was stained)and she started going again. This time she was crying. WE got her out of the car and wrapped a towel around the back of her and went through the same thing. By then it was around mid night and we were all very tired. WE got back in the car and some people went to sleep, but the awful stinch kept me up all night.
TO: Dave
FROM: shit in the woods
DATE: 6.25.02004
SUBJECT: poop story
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So there i was, in the woods, with no toilet paper at all. I really need to get that fecal matter out of my system too, it was really holding me back, and let me tell you it's not fun to kayak with a butt full of poop. So, we stopped at an island and i went a ways into the woods (luckily it was a camp site so they provided a toilet). Before starting the adventure I grabbed 8 or 9 hugemongus leaves off a nearby tree. Then I proceeded to release the enormous amount of dung from my anus, that had been building up for the last month. (my mother wont let me crap in the house). So, I was all done and it was time to wipe. I swear those leaves had been sprayed with DW-40. Those things slid across my bum crack with ease, but didn't clean me out at all. I used all 8 or 9 leaves, and still wasnt done. When I was finished i had to jump in the lake to "better clean my anus". From that moment on i am known as John shit-in-the-woods Larson.
TO: Dave
FROM: smokeless
DATE: 6.29.02004
SUBJECT: ask poonurse
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I have a question,
I was giving my wife a naked rub down and I was rubbing her butt, with lotion I got to her crack of her ass and I spread her checks apart. she had taked a long shower before this. She's really shy when it comes to her butt...Because she has hair there. Seeing her butt close like this got me really turned on...so I licked her there. We have been married for 4 years now and I have asked her time after time if I could do her in the butt. She says it will hurt..And I say did it hurt the first time you lost your had sex...She said yes...does it hurt now I asked...No she says...Well then??? What's the problem...Now back to me licking her there..between her checks. I never put my toung inside her anal...but she said it felt weriod...I guess so...is there a way I can talk my wife in letting me bone her in the ass...
TO: Dave
FROM: skokeless
DATE: 6.29.02004
SUBJECT: fun with poop
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it's sort of funny too...I was taking a shower at a shower room at a swimming pool park. While I was showering..I really had to go...well i thought there's a drain...why in the Hell not so I started to pee...When I got done...I had the feeling something else need to be done..I thought great just my luck all soaped up...and now I have to take a shit...So I did it there on the shower room floor. There was a bar of soap someone left in the shower stall so i used it to shove this pile of shit I just did in the corner of the stall.
Now at this shower room it is sort of dim...not too much light at all. So I thought nothing of it...I finished up washing and dryed off and steped out of the shower stall and make my way to the benches to get dressed..a few mins later I hear some other guy yelling his head off...Saying this is F^cken gross...He's cussing saying who in the Hell did this....I heard others say what is the matter some one shit on in the stall...and I stepped in it....laughs
all all around...i wuickly got out of there
TO: Dave
FROM: poo poo girl
DATE: 6.29.02004
SUBJECT: fun with poop
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take a shower at a swimming pool park and when you have to take a crap do it on the floor in the stall...use a left soap bar that someone left and push it towards the dark side of the stall. if you have a wash cloth you don't care about leaving put it on top of the shit. Finish washing up and leave the stall. and while your dressing you will hear the next person go into the stall you just loeft. This person, odds are that they will kick the washcloth away from the drain...and listen to them cuss and etc...because they got shit on their foot....funny shit....I know...check out my fetis fun story also....
