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 The Colostomy Bag: Mail From ReadersPosted 08.04.2003 by Dave (11578)
I just got married, and just returned from our honeymoon to Scotland. While there, I saw this "game" in a shop, and thought of you and the guys here at the site. When I saw it, I got all excited, but then, after reading the box, I was just confused. Check it out!
well jeff,
i love to eat my own feces..if anyone have any stories about eating poopoo or
would like to swap feces then call me ANYTIME (313) xxx-8239
when i enterd "fishfinger used bedpan gang info" into google search
engine this is the only site that came up.Its known as a GOOGLE WACK.Enjoy your
fame _CURRY_
HELLO,
I HAVE BEEN CONSITPATED FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS, WELL,
I POOPED ABOUT ONCE A WEEK IF THAT.I FINALLY WENT TO
THE DOCTOR AND HE TOLD ME I HAD 50 POUNDS OF BACKLOG
IN ME. I WEIGHED 180 POUNDS THEN, I HAVE TRIED SO HARD
TO LOSE WEIGHT AND I JUST COULDNT.MY BOYFRIEND USE TO
TELL ME I WASNT FAT, JUST FULL OF SHIT. SO THE DOCTOR
TOLD ME TO TAKE ALL THIS CRAP AND IT SHOULD WORK. I
SHIT 7-10 TIMES A DAY, 2-5 POUNDS EACH. WELL I NOW
WEIGH 115 POUNDS!! NOW AINT THAT FUNNY.
FULL OF SHIT
I love to think about hot girls pooping. What is wrong with me?
Ok heres the story, I have this friend and one day we were over her house
and he dog I guess had been really sick. well we are just sitting there
watching tv, And the dog started making all these noises then all of a
sudden he quit and a tidal wave of shit phewed out all over the walls and
the carpet. And another story the same friends grandmas cats rectum fell
out one day and they had to take it to the vet to get it sewed back in.
Does anyone have weird fantasies about poop?? I don't know why but somehow pooping with a friend sounds kind of fun!
One morning I was leaving a crap at a rest stop along the interstate. I
wasn't far into the project when someone entered the stall next mine. I could
tell he was frantic because of the way the door banged shut and locked and the
whimpering and groaning noises he made as he undid his pants and the thump and
groan of relief that he emitted as he got seated. He let loose an awesome
barrage of shit. I could tell by the sounds and smells that it was one of those
loose, messy jobs that occur
as a result of a night of cheap beer and greasy food. It was the kind of shit
that sprays all over your cheeks and splashes water from the toilet bowl back
up onto your ass. When this happens to me, I usually just head for the shower
because of the clean-up needed.
Anyway, his joy and relief soon turned to
despair. I heard him groan and swear. After a few seconds, he bumped on the
stall wall and asked, "Hey buddy, is there an extra roll of toilet paper over
there?". I had to answer negative. A
few seconds later he asked, "Could you spin off a big wad of paper and shove it
over here?". Unfortunately, I had to answer negative again. There was barely
enough toilet paper for me to finish my own business. As I was wrapping things
up he asked, "Hey buddy, can you give me five ones for a five dollar bill?".
Hey I pooped today. It wasn't coming out. I squeezed harder and
harder, until red. Finally, a thick, hard, raw juicy green log came out. My
ass was bleeding, while green drops continued to drip off my hair rectum. What
should I do?
Signed, When I was on my way to work one morning, I usually don't usually stop for
coffee, but I did that morning. So I am on my way to work on a bus of crowded
people, when my bowels start a rumbling. I try to hold it til my stop, but
seems like forever and I dare not get off or I'd be late. I get about two
blocks from my work and by now I am locked at the knees and squeezing my butt
muscles so as not to let the turtle surface. We hit a bump in the road and I
lose control. I feel it coming out and I can't stop so I just let it all
loose. UuGGGHHHH I start pushing and I feel the warm gooey logs turning into a
pile in my pants. I think that nobody notices until I see everyone staring at
me while I push to pinch a loaf. Embaressed to death about what I have done
because I am not a shameless shitter I dash off the bus and run into bathroom
before any one sees me and clean up. I stupidly told my girlfriend what
happened so now she teases me about what a shameful shitter I am.
I was at walmart and I suddenley had to poop. I went into the mens room and
got to the nearest stall. there was nobody there and I thought I could shit in
piece. I pulled my pants to my ancles and started and started pushing. then
two kids came in and went to pee. I was nearly done but there was one
stubern
piece that woudln't fall into the toilet.
So then a girl came in with her
father who wasn,t potty trained yet. But that piece was still hanging on to my
but. I grabed the toilet and started shaking while the door lock fell off. The
door opened and there where three people in there.The two kids laughed and the
girl with her father said "look daddy that big person knows how to go potty''!
I wasn't even done shitting and two more people came in. There was no other
option then crappng and wiping my but infront of all those people and and then
go running as fast as I could. Then I felt proud and said come on people we
all poop so what if I'm not doing it in privecy! So I just fineshed wiped my
butand didn't care who saw.
I had a yellow bowel movement yesterday!
One day while i was at a friends house i had to poop sOoO bad! but i
thought it would be rude to just walk up to her toilet and poop all in it so i
tried to hold it in! Well she was one of those people who say its natural for
you to poop so i figured she wouldn't care. Well as soon as i went to poop her
brother and her mom came home so i got scared. so before i pooped i got back up
and tried to hold it again!
After awhile of begging we went to her basement. this was only good because
she had an extra bathroom.But soon enough i could not hold it anymore. so i
walked into her bathroom to try to poop again! Well her house wasnt the newest
one i've ever seen so i tried to hurry up. But as soon as i started
pooping(which was a relif) her light went out. Well when it did that as scared
as i was i stood up and pooped on the floor. i ran out and left it there. then
i called my mom to vome pick me up.
The Mystery Flush!!
Here's a tip for avoiding those near-toilette cloggers. We have these puny
little toilets at my work. Despite flushing several times, they clog often,
almost without provacation. If you are watching, and it looks like it's about
to clog - grab the handle quickly and hold it down. You don't want to flush
again and risk overflowing, so just hold the handle until the bowl fills. With
some luck, the weight of the water will force it down. I've even given up on
it, washed my hands, and been about to
leave when it finally gives way - wooosh! Ahhh, ready for the next user.
Last month my wife and I were fortunate enough to get great seats to see
Kiss and Aerosmith (with Saliva). Kiss was the shit, but I thought Aerosmith
played like shit. Not even an encore.
We were stuck in the parking lot for an
hour and a half after the show. I just went into the woods to piss but my wife
just tried to hold it. On the way home she informed me that she had to piss like
a race horse and could hold it no longer, so I whipped into a gas station. I went
after some hot dogs and she asked the old clerk where the restroom was.
The lady told her that they didn't have
one, so she said she would just go out and wait at the car. I got my dogs and
chips and went outside. I asked her if she pissed behind the dumpster. Her reply
was no. So I unlocked the car and let her in. Once we started down the road she
looked over and told me she crapped her pants. I had to laugh, knowing that she
had done this before. She was still feeling the effects of the $8 beers and was
squirming around in her seat.
Last year I was 14 and I had a rash on my grone. I had gym first period
and when I leave my ass was really sweaty. I still smelled good though.
So all day at school I was sitting on my sweaty ass. After about 2 weeks
of this it reeks now I can't get rid of it. Please Email me back and help
me.
I have a friend who wanted me to be with him while he tried to poo. He is
very constipated, and needs to always use a suppository. I still remember him
crouched up on his bed with a pad beneath his bottom, pushing and pushing. He
said his poos were hard to get started, and that he could feel a really big one
coming.
Chris's face became creased with redness and concentration,and he
took a sudden very deep breath and PUSHED.
His hole began to arc out, and the poo poked its fat head out. It went in
again when he refrained squeezin'. He roared with frustration.
He made little whimpering,strained harsh breathy grunty sounds &
then tried to poo once more. "NUH!"he started and the poo's head came out
again. "NUH!"he said and strained continuously as hard as possible for no less
than 16 seconds.
"Oh my God!I can't push!"he
cried. "Nuh!Nuh!Nuh!UNGH!!!!!!!.... Unnf-hnnnnnnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNNNN-erer-nunghhhhhh hhhhh!
Finally the poo came to and broke away onto th pad. Chris's poor hole was sored!
they have been invited to a scat-party I wanted to know if to eat the shit it is dangerous, which are dangers? thanks doctor
I HATE YOUR IDOIT WEBSITE.I BOO IT.OH YA IT IS THE WORST
my name is patrick and this is a storynot about me but my sisters friend. i
acctually had a hard time believing this story the first time i heard it but
apparently its true. so my sisters friend has always had problems with his
bowels, when he has to go, he has to go . sno matter who he might offend or
embarres. he had just dropped off my sister at our house and he was on his way
back
home at about 2:00 am and had to poop. so after much deliberation he stepped
out of the car and took a poo in the middle of the street, he then proceded to
drive home on residential streets at 60 mph to get home to wipe
patrick
i was taking a hike in the mountains with my best friend. all of the
sudden i felt the urge to go-if i feel that urge i have to go THEN AND THERE.
with no bathroom in sight, i looked for a log and sat on that, pushing and
grunting, and after about 30 minutes i took the biggest dump in my life.
You are a poophole preson and you should be up the ass.
I was leaving my high school one day with my friend, and we had to walk
through a small area with a stairwell before the exit door. As we walked
through, a mutual classmate of ours said to us, "hey guys, look, it's shit,"
and pointed behind the stairs. We both kind of laughed it off, not thinking
much of it. But, again, he said, "no guys, look, it's SHIT." we proceeded to
look at the area he was pointing at, and were greeted with a site that was both
horrifying and mystifying at the same
time.
It was a huge, approximately one foot or more in diameter, about an inch
high, almost perfectly circular, somewhat liquidy pile of poop. We immediately
burst out in laughter and gagging, and we quickly exited the building. We were
in tears laughing the whole 20 minute walk back to our houses. I am not sure
what could possibly have created such a monumental shit orb, but I still
maintain it deserved to be on the cover of the yearbook.
Just recently I have shit my pants several times.
The first in the stream of events, I was in the bathroom of a movie theatre
right before the movie started. I was peeing in the urinal, and I felt a little
pressure building up. So, to signify the completion of my pee, I decided to
muster up all my strength and force the flatulence. To my dismay, I felt a warm
trickle down my leg, all the way to my shoe. I look in the mirror at the ass of
my jeans, and see the dark brown line seeping through at an alarming rate. I
have just complete shit my pants. I freak out, run out thru the janitor office to my car, strip naked and
drive home.
The second pantshitting incident I was standing in my parents bathroom on a
visit home taking a leak. As i am finishing up there is a knock on the door
asking if someone was in there. To answer, I decide to signal my presence with
a posterior *pop* of a foul fart. This time I did not feel anything running
down my leg. Instead I hear this smacking sound, look down and the feces had
found its way completely out of the leg of my shorts and splattered all over
the tile floor and rug. As I looked down in horror, I said "I'm gonna be a minute"
i took a dump that was 19 inches long and 4 inches wide a nice big jobe
Dave,
Hi! i am doing a report on toilet paper. I know that sounds very
interesting but you did a site on poop (i didn't mean that to be offensive)
just stating the obvious I am seeing which toilet paper dissolves the quickest but I
need too know your last name for my bibliography. I am going too state too
show my poster for the Science fair. Can you please e-mail me back your last
name. Thank you for your generosity.
I was at the beach last weekend swimming with my girl-friends when i
felt the urge to go to the toilet, I yelled out to my friend who was swimming
next to me that i needed to go to the toilet. she replied 'there wasn't a
toilet for about 500m from where i was ' ,so i said i was busting and had to go
now. My girl friend suggested i go in the water so i did, pulling my bikini
bottoms off I started to pee , then with a huge push i started to shit and
before i relised me and my friend notice
lumps of my shit coming up and floating on the surface , we quickly got out of
the water and didn't go back in for about 30 minutes.
the smell was bad and the water went from clear to brown in seconds , it was a
turn on to my friend (don't know why) she said the colour of the water excited
her.
Dave for the last 25 years I have worn custom made rubberized pants that
expand with additional shit left behind after a leaving my deposit. I'm a
long Haul trucker out of Sacramento,California. This suit cost me well
over $1500 dollars and it can be cleaned by just leaving it in bleach
water overnight,it will allow me to travel from the Yukon all the way
down to Mexico City and return without so much as a bathroom break
anywhere. These pants will expand from a size 44 up to a size 60 over a 2
week period,a pressure relief valve feeds the "fart" gas to my truck
engine and nobody around me knows what is going on!
I started this some 25 years back when I found out that I have IBS a
problem that chains you to the toilet 24/7/365 days a year. Rather than
be chained to the toilet,I found that for a little money and a lot of
diaper rash lotion,this gave me my freedom to travel and at the same time
to make a living.
A bumpy road is no sweat anymore when you have 40 gallons of sludge
protecting your bottomside!.
Sincerely: Thomas John Pritie-Sacramento,California.
i had to unload my droors, but i wanted to do it in a funny way, so i
was a my friends house and i saw his cat's litter box so i took the litter box
and put it under my blunder and i dropped a 10 inch log in the kitty litter.
When his parents came home they thought the kittens had made the huge pooh and
we all laughed.
it happened this morning (about 700 am). i was laying in my bed watching
tv. then all of a sudden it hit me, i had to shit bad!!! then, as i waddled to
the bathroom, i grabbed my dad's vibrator from its secret hiding place, with
some k-y. i pushed and grunted for 10 minutes, and the poop baby came out, nice
and smooth. i then turned on the shower and layed out me spread. as i got some
k-y on my ass, i stuck the vibrator in that begging hole and turned it on. i
went to work, came, and cleaned up. that was probably to date the best childbirth/jack off poop i've ever
had!!!
I want to behave and be good on the forums but I want to also be able
to talk in a nice matter, its not my fault some jerk got all angry, I can stick
to 3 posts a day plus behave and not make fun of anyone.
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