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The Colostomy Bag: Mail From Readers

Posted 05.09.2001 by Dave (11627)

When one runs a site about poop, one gets really weird email.

Enjoy!

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Skueedz
DATE: 4.30.02001
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i have attached to this very email a picture of my ritious ass, which i took myself with a crappy digital camera on top of my computer.... please enjoy

skueedz ass

Rob

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Shaun
DATE: 3.2.02001
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I love the site! I have been waiting like something like this for a while now and poopreport.com finally has delivered a classy, nose-turning site that does justice to my favorite bodily creation - shit.

One aspect of poop that hasn't been covered is that it is so diverse and comes in many different forms. For instance, human poop is far different from, lets say, pigeon poop. A nice critque could finalize such a potential and possible feature for poopreport.com. Also, your angle could go in different directions, like taking a survey on whether an owl pellet is considered poop. I personally don't think it is because it is not anally discharged, nor does it have the proper digestive characteristics associated with poop.

These could be various topics poopreport.com could find itself reporting on in the near future. But otherwise, this is a great site and I hope it makes "Lycos Top 10" list for searched sites in the near future... Peace. SHAUN

TO: PoopReport
FROM: R.PITI
DATE: 3.13.02001
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I like the taste of my shit.

I think this place is good shit.

Here's something someone submitted to be included in the Fun With Feces section...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: ??
DATE: 4.25.02001
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use the poop as a face mask for the ladies as another relaxation sort of thing because they alredy use mud and put bat shit on their lips wich is pretty damn nasty so why not use human shit too.

Here's something someone submitted for the Poop in the Office section...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: mike
DATE: 4.25.02001
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it is very important to wait to take a shit until you get home because their have been a lot of rear ends sitting on that seat so wait until you get home if you can if you cant put a lot of tp on the seat so yoiu dont get messed up in any way i know from experiance dude never ever shit at work because i did for the first time this week and i have felt sick ever since

Regular PoopReport readers will remember the email I got from my co-worker, reprinted below:

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Dave's Co-worker
DATE: 4.27.02001
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I'm completely disturbed by your site and your involvement with this thing. I interview people for a living...we haven't exchanged many words between ourselves, but let me tell you...you have issues my man. Seriously. I'm happy to recommend a therapist, or if you can't afford one, one will be appointed to you. Next time I walk into the bathroom...if you are there, I will immediately exit.
I sent that out to the PoopReport listserv. My Mom wrote back:

TO: Dave
FROM: Dave's Mom
DATE: 4.30.02001
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Dave - I've been telling you for some time that you seem to have a real problem. Now the truth is coming out. Behave yourself.

Finally, just a little note that makes me swell with pride, something that makes it all worthwhile...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Brian
DATE: 5.2.02001
==============================

i love your website. it makes me laugh so hard i cry everytime i read a story. i redilly enjoy hearing poo storys


I'm so honored to know that I'm making semi-illiterate people happy! Awwwwww....



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Me (not verified) -- 12.08.2001

What does shit taste like?
Does it taste like it smells?

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Renee Clancy (not verified) -- 12.20.2001

I love to look at my husbands shit! i learn alot about how good sex was the night before from it like if it sucked then it would be a hard log and if it was alright then it would be a mushy log and if it was GREAT it would be liquid! thanks alot
THE GREATEST SHIT FAN
Mrs Clancy

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adam evans (not verified) -- 10.10.2002

i like eating lots of poo it tastes great

adam evans (not verified) -- 10.10.2002

i am from mansfield england and one day down town i sat out side a chip shop dropped my kegs and let rip the biggest shit ever. it was a work of art

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KaKa (not verified) -- 01.31.2003

My poop smells like roses on a summer day in july with a tich of sunflower. wiff wiff. ahhhhh

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KaKa (not verified) -- 01.31.2003

My poop smells like roses on a summer day in july with a tich of sunflower. wiff wiff. aahhhhhhhh

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ttereresa west (not verified) -- 02.08.2003

i am 19 and have been eating poo since i was 12. i love the taste and texture. i quite like dog poo but prfer human, especially my boyfriends. he loves to kiss me when i have just eaten some, he says my breath smells fantastic.

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Butt_Hole_Licker (not verified) -- 02.11.2003

I love licking girl's buttholes right before I start to fuck them in the ass then let them suck my dick and then I'll fuck them in their pussy then let them suck me again then fuck them in the pussy then fuck them in the ass some more!

bob (not verified) -- 02.25.2003

you guys are gross. poop is not to be eaten. sometimes cow poop smells like hamburgers.

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Sarah (91) -- 04.23.2003

i love to eat shit to all i say on the matter is, well why isn't everyone doing it.

I mean come on let's face it if it was achoice between a choc bar or shit well the shit would win every time.

Thankyou for the entertainment!!!

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ian fisher (not verified) -- 05.22.2003

diarrhea...mmmmmmmmmmm!

WowThisTakesTheCake (not verified) -- 06.05.2003

I am glad to see you have all found an enjoyable interest in feces. I caution you all to be careful when approaching a fresh excrement... You never know when the POO will rise up yet again to defeat us just as it did in the dinosaurs.. CRAP i shout to the nay-sayers that believe in the giant meteor. No Sir! The POO gave revolt to the ancient wrinkled gods of the earth and struck back with such force that it scoured the earth. BEWARE, lest we aggrivate the dung and it rise up again with it's powerful stench, and malfecence.

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VERONICA (not verified) -- 07.06.2003

OH MY POOP IS SO GOOD I EAT IT AT ALLL FEEDING TIMES ITS SO GOOD

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andy (not verified) -- 07.07.2003

i put my poo in the microwav than eat it with a side dish of patos

Deliverance (not verified) -- 08.08.2003

WOW...Id like to say that you mother fuckers are a sad sad bunch. "I love the taste of my own shit"....I mean come on, NOONE eats their own shit man let alone anothers. Your words are total farts wafting around in the air moving with the stink of bullshit! Sure come round to my place and i will make you eat your own shit alright- just to see you throw up. Crap talkers. Complete and utter insanity and its not entertaining people like you should be gutted and deep fryed alive! Stop with the lies.

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faget boy (not verified) -- 10.01.2003

i have a friend who plops on my face and i shove it back up her ass and she shits it out twice more until i spew then we mush it all up and say feget

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shitpisscum (not verified) -- 10.01.2003

well first of all i do eat my own shit and drink my own piss and cum and sometimes i mix them all together to make a shitpisscum drink and plop it out 2 days later and repeat the process

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TUU! (not verified) -- 10.01.2003

well aahh u see ny poo is usually green and that is good caus it feels like im eeting green tomato sauce and i usually do just squirt some sauce on my shit and grind it all up and smoke it

BobTheBuilder (not verified) -- 10.15.2003

wow..u guys...need some help

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eater (not verified) -- 12.11.2003

Some of us do eat poop. I buy it on line because I can't find anyone around here who will do it.

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ashley sanders (not verified) -- 02.11.2004

when you have sex from the back, does poop come out?? if not then how do u make it not come out??

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poop-a-doop (not verified) -- 09.08.2004

one day i was playing our side with my friends. i had a little acadent suddenly i did a squishy fart. then i ran down the hill to my house. Then i said to my mother, i had a little acadent. and then i went to go to the bathroom and when i pulled my pants down the was a big slobby slimy poop in my pants hehe he he hehehehhehheheheheheheh

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Eric (38) -- 02.26.2005

nice boxers rob lol send me a pic oh wait im wearing a jockstrap tomorrow boxers the next day boxerbriefs

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shitter (not verified) -- 07.13.2005

wanna sell my shit ...who`s buying ? :P

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lonely (not verified) -- 07.16.2005

i wouldn't eat my wife's poop. she left me for a biker. he has a nine inch penis. please send me some poopoo. i love visualization. i put poop in the microware and call myself hitler. i stick my finger up my butt before i poo. i smoke crack in my butt. i poop in my sink and use it for shaving cream. i'm the poop monster. rahhhh i luv you ed

The Dumpster (2505) -- 03.23.2006

Dave, it is no wonder you discontinued The Colostomy Bag. Your little narrations are hilarious, but the stuff you're responding to is pure dreck.

And these comments! Jeez; I've read a lot of stuff on PR, but this has to be the worst thread on the whole site!

On to better things, my man!

_______
"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Bunghole In the... (432) -- 03.23.2006

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Skueedz
DATE: 4.30.02001
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i have attached to this very email a picture of my ritious ass, which i took myself with a crappy digital camera on top of my computer.... please enjoy

Scuzzy.. erhh Skueedz:

Why are you taking pictures of your granny's saggy-ass boobies and posting them as a righteous ass? At her age, granny should be aware of the merits of rodeo bras: "Round 'em up and move 'em out" already.

Dumpster, what is your compulsion to stir shit even more than I?

The Dumpster (2505) -- 03.24.2006

Because then I get to meet hot babes such as yourself.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.24.2006

It's scary to think our public school system has slipped SO far!

_______
I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

healthy 1 (1426) -- 10.29.2006

LOL TSV, Dave, you must have the patients of Jobe to put up with some of these posts.

POOPREPORT IS NOT A POOP EATING SITE (FOR THE 1,000,000,000,000 TH TIME!!!
IT IS A SITE ABOUT POOP HUMOR.

The only thing that eats my poop is bacteria, and I plan on keeping it that way.

Some of these people seriously need a hobby.
_______
It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Nicky (not verified) -- 05.20.2007

Despite cultural standards, I occasionly do have a fetish to nibble on my poo. Not eat it though. Just interact with it while pleasuring myself.

The Thunderous ... (685) -- 05.20.2007

Gee whiz there Dave. This is some sick shit you get sometimes. I though I was a sick S.O.B with my turd terroism. But these people take the cake. BTW I ordered your book cant wait to read it.
_______
The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

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