Sounds like a good time!

Oh god.. almost pooped myself reading that. Did it stink up the car or just sit there fragrenting the air with the sublte smell of feces as you all rolled around laughing?

And how the heck could the driver let someone do that in their car?!?

That gives me an idea: Time to pop some ex-lax and head for the nearest highway overpass...

Poop is so hillarious....

AHAHAHAHA! Thats good shit, I would have pissed on myself from laughing so hard!!

I would let them take a poop in my passenger seat if Iwere them.

Over here in Britain, us limeys are crapping a big one to celebrate the Queen's fifty yesrs on the throne!

ONCE I HAD TO S@#$ SO BADLY AT WORK I ENDED UP HAVING TO GO RIGHT IN THIS LADYS FRONT YARD....THREE TIMES!!! BY THE THIRD TIME I WENT I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED USING MY "COOPER MOVING" HAT FOR TOILET PAPER WHEN SHE PULLED IN DRIVING A MINIVAN FULL OF KIDS. IT WAS A PRETTY SHITTY SITUATION.

james... are you getting mental consultation... or are they employing you to show that they care about the retarded people in the community?

Reminds me of the movie "Rat Race"

We do this all the time.

1-Go to the Goodwill and get an old purse. The tighter the clasp the better.

2-Take a shit in the purse.

3-Take the purse to the mall or a park and leave it on a bench or on top of a trash can.

4-Hide somewhere and watch the unattended purse to be taken.

5-Follow them if possible.

6-Laugh your ass off if youre lucky enough to see them open it.

O M G I SHIT MY SELF LAUTHING

Funny story. But on the possibility that this problem could someday end up on the AP physics exam, I should point out some problems with your analysis. I'm no expert, but I think the dynamics are more like this: When the napkin was tossed from the window of the leading car, it was going the same speed and direction as that car. But as soon as it left, it started to slow, both because it was no longer being powered by the car and also due to the wind resistance. And really, both your cars ran into it, rather than it coming flying at you. It was still headed forward, not back. So, the relative speeds do matter, and here you are somewhat correct I think, that by the time it hit the second car, it there was a bigger difference between its velocity and that of the car. The difference in splatter, however, is more likely due to the difference between striking a smooth, slopped windshield and a rough, vertical grid.

Also, Logjam, there is the force of gravity to be reckoned with, because the moment the blivet left the hand of its bearer, it was on a collision course with the center of the earth. Thus, its arc and trajectory are described not only by Newton's First Law of Motion (f=ma), but also by the Law of Gravity (I skipped that course in law school), as well as Murphy's Law.

My own Large Bowel is a perfect illustration of the Second Law of Thermodynamics (things left to themselves reach a state of maximum disorder).

You know, I'm a responsible adult (most of the time), and a respectable citizen (almost always), and yet...

...and yet I must admit that Assman's idea is strangely facinating...

What bothers me is the idea of the next car at the gas station using skiddy water to wash THEIR windshield. Eww.

I think that next time I have to poo in the car, I'll wad it in napkins and hurl it out the window.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

I think I know these people.

Turd terrorism at its finest.

I wish I had a dime for every stupid idea that came out of Y2K. I would be a millionaire.
_______
"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"