Sin City
-- posted 1.16.2007 by Daphne
While being interrogated by Marv, a Mickey Rourke-type character, an unfortunate thug receives the "doodie dunking" of a lifetime. Marv continually dunks the man's head into a turd-filled bowl until he gets the information he wants. When the victim's head is pulled from the toilet for the last time, you can count three huge, Baby Ruth-size poops sloshing around the bowl.
Since You've Been Gone
-- posted 8.17.02005 by Brian
There's a "convention" of women in the ladies room. One of the women is a redhead who is sitting on the pot for a long time while the others are on the couches smoking during the conversation. It's not made clear that she's dropping a deuce, but it has to be for the length of time spent and the facial expressions.
Sleepaway Camp
-- posted 11.6.02003 by The Big Wiper
This low-budget teen horror movie takes place at a co-ed summer camp. A group of male bullies make fun of and persecute an introverted female camper named Angela, who turns out to have all kinds of horrible secrets. At one point, the ringleader of the bullies -- a studly jock-type -- is shown running in shorts and sneakers (no shirt) back to his cabin after lunch. He bursts into the cabin where two of his mates announce they are going to play some baseball and ask him to join them.
"Catch up with you guys later," the jock states. "I gotta take a wicked dump." Pay attention -- because this gets a bit gnarly. He then proceeds to the john, which is located inside the cabin. The camera focuses on him pulling his shorts down around his ankles behind the stall and remains at floor level while he takes his dump. Shortly thereafter, someone comes into the john (yes, it's Angela!), carefully barricades his stall without his knowledge, then goes outside and proceeds to slip a beehive or hornet's nest on a stick through the screen behind his stall.
The jock then hurriedly pulls up his shorts and tries to get out of the stall and eventually breaks the stall door down, but not before being stung to death by the angry bees or hornets -- a very undignified, unwiped ending for the young man.
Snatch
-- posted 8.17.02005 by Rowdy
In the early scenes of this Guy Ritchie movie, Tommy and Gorgeous George drive to a Pikey camp site to purchase a caravan from Mickey "One Punch" O'Neill (Brad Pitt). As Tommy and George arrive, Brad Pitt can be seen squatting behind a car. You can't see what he's doing, but you can tell he's taking a dump. Then, as he realizes someone is looking for him, he stands up and pulls up his pants without wiping his ass. Adding credibility to this claim is Director Guy Ritchie. In the audio commentary Ritchie says, "That was Brad having a poo behind a car, which Brad and I thought was the funniest thing."
Later in the movie, Pitt is lying on a couch just before a big fight, badly hung over from his Mother's wake the night before. His manager Turkish gives Pitt a drink from his hip flask. Pitt takes a mouthful, hands the flask back, then sits up and shouts, "NEED TO TAKE A SHITE!"
Sorority Boys
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Doniker
Three college dudes dress up like chicks and join a sorority. One dude dressed like a chick heads into the bathroom with the sports page to drop a loaf. Some other chick keeps knocking on the door to try and get in to take a piss, and the dude gets pissed because he's trying to shit.
I was drunk when I watched the movie and I thought it was funny. It probably really sucks.
Soul Plane
-- posted 7.26.02004 by anonymous coward
In the beginning of the movie, the main character, Nashaan Wade (played by Kevin Hart) has some stroganoff on an airplane and has to take a shit in the lavatory. He ends up getting stuck on the toilet seat. The only way to get him off of the seat is to jettison everything in baggage, including his dog, which was thrown in there. His dog dies in the jet engine and Nashaan's ass is seriously injured. Nashaan sues the airline for damages. He wins and uses the money to start his own airline, which is what the movie is about.
Soul Plane (more)
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Slim Jim Junkie
The second poop scene in the movie involves Elvis Hunkee (played by Tom Arnold), the patriarch of a white family who gets sent on Nashaan's new airline by mistake. He enters a really nicely decorated airplane toilet, which even has an attendant. The attendant, noticing that he's white, says, "We don't get many of you." He sits down on a toilet engineered for ghetto booties. The attendant fetches a normal toilet seat labeled "Caucasian Adaptor." He sits comfortably, but he can't get started because the attendant is there. Once he gets his Shamelessness going, he rips a killer loud fart. After a few nasty farts, the attendant tries to help Elvis take a shit. He pulls out a stereo and plays Salt-n-Pepa's Push It. The attendant sprays deodorant and says, "Can't have the lightning without the thunder." His shit is so big that when it hits the toilet bowl, it shakes the entire airplane.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
-- posted 5.16.02005 by Shane
Cartman, Stan and Kyle are searching for information on a computer. They do a search for the word "clitoris" and come up with a bunch of porn sites. When they try and leave one, a German video pops up that has a man shitting on a lady. And one of them asks, "Is it Cartman's mom?"
Cartman: "Oh, very funny."
Stan: "Hey, it is Cartman's mom."
Kyle: "What's he doing now?"
They watch in disgust as he farts and they see it all. But we do not.
Spring Break
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
This film is exactly what you would expect it to be. Two nerdy college kids go to one of the Florida Spring Break spots and can't find a motel room. They soon hook up with two much more wordly dudes -- one is a ladykiller and the other is just a jarhead, but good natured. The four of them end up sharing one bedroom. The two studly types bring home two chicks that first night and start making out with them right away. There are just two beds, and the two nerds are forced to listen and watch as the studs start their action. They can't stand it and eventually crawl into the bathroom to cover their ears.
Cut to the next morning in the same bathroom. The chicks are gone, and this is your basic shit, shower and shave scene. All four guys are in the bathroom. One of the nerds is shaving, the other one is in the shower, the ladykiller is standing behind the nerd shaving, saying to him: "What the hell are you shaving?," and the jock-type guy is brushing his teeth, but quickly finishes and pulls his briefs down to sit on the pot. Cut to close-up of him grunting very loudly as he tries to manipulate what must be a big, hard, nachos and God-knows-what-else Spring Break turd. He makes so much noise and his face is so screwed up, his ladykiller buddy says: "Where are your manners?" The jock says, "Sorry," grunts quickly and coughs as his ordeal is ended, or so we imagine.
The nerd in the shower then opens the shower door, and the two studs agree to let them stay longer in the room with them. Why, I don't know. The shower nerd turns his ass to the group, and the guy on the pot pops him with a towel. Good, clean, bathroom fun for all.
Spun
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Honey Monster
A film about a group of Methamphetamine addicts contains the wondrously graphic scene where Mena Suvari takes a dump. You even get to see the floaters splash down in the bowl. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Stalingrad
-- posted 3.11.02003 by Junior
The Germans fight their way into a building where the upper floors are occupied by Russians. One of the soldiers sits down in disbelief that he has shit his pants -- but he is promptly assured by one of the other soldiers that he isn't the only one.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
-- posted 1.21.02003 by Larry Post
A bantha, a large land animal indigenous to Tatooine, drops a load, which Jar Jar steps in.
Sugar And Spice
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Troutman Coolee
Diane Weston (played by Marley Shelton) is a high school cheerleader, characterized in opening scenes as thinking "her shit don't stink." There is soon one of several scenes where she and four fellow cheerleaders are sitting in potties in five adjacent stalls, although all you see is their legs hanging down. All they seem to be doing in these scenes is changing their tampons, until Diane becomes pregnant and says she doesn't need tampons. Since she is sitting on a potty at that time, she must have something else to do into the potty, because she flushes afterward.
(One cheerleader has the bizarre name "Kansas," which represents a missed opportunity. Too bad we don't hear her straining, followed by the tell-tale plop-plop of two turds hitting the water. Then the cheerleader on one side of her could ask, "What did one turd just say to another?", and the cheerleader on the other side of her could answer, "Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.")
Anyhow, as the story progresses the pregnant Diane farts on several occasions, with other cheerleaders expressing aversion to the smell. Diane and her boyfriend (father of her unborn) become so hard-up for money that she and her four fellow cheerleaders decide to rob a bank. When driving to the scene of the heist, they are in a van with bad brakes, and it spins out of control. After the spin-out, one cheerleader desperately asks, "Ah, anyone bring an extra pair of panties?" That's usually cinematic shorthand for "I pooped in my pants".
Sweet Movie
-- posted 11.6.02003 by Dave (not that Dave)
In this Dusan Majavec film, the main character is on a roller-coaster of strange happenings. One is a meal hosted by German performance artist Otto Muehl and his gang, who have no problem pissing, shitting and puking at their banquet table. I believe the shitting part takes place on a freight elevator, as part of a contest, which is won by a female contestant. It's really quite astounding. The movie is full of craziness, but not all at this level. It's quite disjointed, but worth a look.
The Sweetest Thing
-- posted 9.8.02004 by anonymous coward
Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz take a road trip. During a rest stop, Cameron is anxious to go the ladies room -- but it is occupied by woman who claims that she had lamb curry the night before and is now "shitting out a Buick." The women then retreat the men's room, where Cameron uses the stall and Christina uses the urinal.
Talk To Her
-- posted 4.14.02003 by Dave
Benigno has gone to see Alicia's father, a psychiatrist. Benigno is in love with Alicia, and also insane. For some reason, the psychiatrist office is also their apartment. After his session, Benigno exits to discover the secretary is gone. Through opaque glass, Benigno sees Alicia in the shower. He goes down the hall, pokes around her room, and steals her hair clip. He bumps into her on the way out, and she gets a little freaked. She watches him depart. Just after he leaves, the secretary returns to her desk, picks up her phone, and says to her friend, "Hola, Lola! I just took an elephant-sized dump!"
Tart
-- posted 10.1.02003 by ComradeQ
In this coming-of-age movie, a girl is seen pooping into an ice bucket, complete with a couple of loud grunts. The bucket is then delivered to the guests at a fancy party, to their disgust.
Teachers
-- posted 2.21.02003 by The Big Wiper
In this serious high school film, Nick Nolte plays a teacher who is trying to avoid being served a summons by an ex-student who is now a lawyer (Jo Beth Williams). One morning he sees her coming down the crowded school hallway and ducks into the boys' room. Williams is determined to serve him, so she says, "Okay!" and barges into the boys' room where we see a row of open stalls. On the first one is a light-skinned dude with an Afro with his pants down around his ankles. When Williams enters, he says, "Holy shit, lady!", stands up and faces the wall in an attempt to protect his genitals, I guess. She then crosses in front of a skinny white kid with his pants down to his knees two stalls down, and ends up right in front of Nolte, who is taking a leak.
Nolte says, "For God's sake, this is a boys' bathroom!" Her bitchy character replies something to the effect that she has brothers and she's not seeing anything she hasn't seen before. The Afro kid flushes and leaves, while the white kid peers around the wall with a disbelieving look on his face. Williams ends up serving Nolte the summons; when he washes his hands and she hands him the subpoena to dry with.
Team America: World Police
-- posted 8.17.02005 by Scott Black
In the original theatrical debut, the movie had a hilarious scene involving puppet sex between Gary and Lisa. In the unrated or uncensored version, the sex scene is extended, and ends with a hearty BM on Gary's face! EEEEWWWW!!!
The Terminal
-- posted 12.13.02004 by The Big Wiper
Tom Hanks plays Victor Navorsky, an immigrant from the fictional country of Krakhozia, which undergoes a coup at the precise time he is entering the International Terminal at JFK Airport. With no visa, no passport, and no country to call his own, Victor is required to remain in the terminal until relations with the new Krakhozian government and the USA have been established.
Until such time, Victor is closely scrutinized by the anal-retentive terminal manager played by Stanley Tucci. In one scene Tucci goes in search of Victor, who has taken up residence in a part of the terminal under construction. He walks into a large room and calls his name. In the background, Victor's head pops up from behind a partition, and then he raises his hand while holding up a roll of toilet paper, indicating that he is in the middle of dropping a deuce into a toilet hidden by the partition.
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Testy Kool
In this Tarantinoesque crime caper starring Andy Garcia, one of the characters is revealed to have coprophagic tendencies. When pairing up for some scam, an ex-con protests his selected partner because of his reputation in the joint of being a "brown boy" -- apparently, in solitary confinement, he went nutty and ate his own excrement.
Threesome
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota
Through a computer error, an attractive
College student played by Laura Flynn Boyle is assigned to room with two college
guys -- shy, intellectual Charles, who is gay, and an in-your-face, sex-obsessed
straight dude played by Stephen Baldwin. The error results in various couplings
and emotional complications.
The poop scene occurs when the gay dude arrives to
check into the room. The Baldwin character is sitting on the crapper taking a
dump with the bathroom door open and he asks the gay guy: "Who the fuck are you?"
Later in the movie, the gay guy and the girl admonish the Baldwin character
about not flushing the toilet after he takes a dump. He looks real puzzled and
when he eventually gets to understand what they are talking about, he just
brushes it off. He tells them that he's real proud of his massive dumps and
that's why he doesn't flush them. He says that in some societies the size of a
man's dump is considered a reflection of his virility. This was actually a good
movie and one of the characters was a model for shameless shitters everywhere!
Threesome
-- posted 1.2.02004 by The Big Wiper
Overlooked in the previous description of this movie is a scene where the gay roommate is sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, with some reading material in hand. The straight guy and the girl barge in on him while laughing and giggling and cutting up in the bathroom. The gay guy screams at them to get out and give him some privacy, but they more or less take their own sweet time doing so, and continuing to bug him while he tries to take a crap.
Three Ninjas
-- posted 1.21.02003 by crazygurl
Three boys learn karate from their grandpa. One night at home, their parents decide to go out, leaving a babysitter to watch them. Three robbers come in and lock the babysitter in the closet. They look for the kids, but can't find them. The kids pull a bunch of sneaky moves on them. At one point, they pour laxative stuff into a drink and two of the robbers drink it. It shows a good scene of them running and shitting.
Todd Haynes' Poison
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Musclestud61
This movie was a big (and controversial) hit at Sundance Film Festival back in 1991. It is three seemingly-unrelated stories interwoven into a single movie. The shit scene takes place in the third story, called "Homo," which is about two men who are imprisoned together. They have known each other since reform school.
A group of inmates are pacing around in a large room with a scaffolding-type structure in the middle. They walk around and around. At one point, a young man puts his hand in the air. The guard nods to him, and he climbs the ladder to the platform at the top of this structure, where he proceeds to pull down his pants and squat. We then realize that this is some sort of a raised outhouse. He proceeds to take a large dump (you can actually see it falling through the air to the hole below, and hear the splat as it hits bottom). His childhood friend, who has lusted after this man since his teen years, watches this intently.
The Toxic Avenger III
-- posted 6.2.02003 by Mr Scatterday Night
Toxie is sitting on the toilet and smoke effects and lightning are growling from the toxic waste he's depositing. Then his mother comes over and she can't stand his own smell!
Trainspotting
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Che
Obi-Wan Kenobi, err, Ewan McGreggor, goes for a hallucinatory swim in a
very disgusting crapper trying to find a suppository he shat out.
Also, another dude in the movie shits the bed and ends up flinging it all
over his girlfriend's parents while they're eating breakfast.
The Triplets of Belville
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Shyman
In this animated French film, the old Madame Souza (I think that's her name) and her fat dog Bruno meet the Triplets of Belville. They invite her and her dog into their small but humble abode. As the five are walking to the Triplets' apartment, they walk past a hallway toilet that has turds to the top of the bowl.
True Lies
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Syd
In an early fight scene, Arnold Shwarzenegger goes into a public restroom, followed by some Middle-East terrorists intent on killing him. When Arnold walks in, the restroom is deserted except for an old guy seated in a stall. A gunfight ensues. First they knock against the side of the stall, then Arnold is knocked through the door. After the fight, during which most of the restroom is trashed, we see the old man, pants still around his ankles, shuffle to the door of the stall to inspect the damage.
Two Weeks Notice
-- posted 6.23.02003 by Poops Best Friend and doodooball123
Sandra Bullock ate too many chili dogs. Sitting in a long line of stalled traffic in Hugh Grant's car, she is about to explode with doodie! Out of the kindness of Grant's heart, he leaves his expensive car in a traffic jam, carries her to a mobile home and asks if she could use their toilet because of a poopoo emergency!
The Kind elderly people allow her to have explosive diarrhea in their toilet. The young children are frightened by the noise coming from the bathroom, but when you got to go you got to go. Then they left and made their way back to Grant's car just as the traffic started moving again. She had a stain on her butt the rest of the day.
Unforgiven
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
Toward the end of the film, Clint Eastwood and his pals have finally tracked down the villainous men who disfigured the prostitute early on. They are in a cabin playing cards, and one of them gets up from the table and heads towards the outhouse. Eastwood's young sidekick hiding in the bushes outside draws a bead on him from afar as he enters the shithouse, then waits a little while until the guy is settled in, kicks in the door and points his gun at him point blank while the guy is sitting there with his pants down. The guy holds up his hands, but Eastwood's sidekick shoots him anyway.
Later, the young man laments to Eastwood that he shot this guy 'while he was taking a shit.' That apparently is no way to go.
Up In Smoke
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Artful Dodger
Cheech and Chong go to pick up the
marijuana van. Cheech has to shit really bad so he scurries along to the
bathroom with his butt cheeks clenched. It's not exactly a dump scene per se, but
it always makes me laugh. Whenever I'm in that situation and I'm running to the
shitter, I always do my Cheech impression: "C'mon cheeks, stay together!"
Vampire's Kiss
-- posted 1.2.02004 by Roto_rooter
Nicolas Cage is going crazy, thinking he is a vampire. At one point he ducks into the men's bathroom at work, bouncing off the walls and moaning, "Where am I? Where am I?" It was meant to be more of a rhetorical, metaphysical question. However, the stall denizen takes it literally, responding, "You're in the god-damned crapper and I'm trying to take a dump! So cut the theatrics or take it to the ladies' room!" (Or damn near, I haven't seen the movie in quite a while.)
Van Wilder
-- posted 10.22.02002 by Griffin
Pre-med student Richard creates enemies throughout the whole movie. His demise
happens near the end when, before he takes his Northwestern
medical school exam, his girlfriend makes his good luck protein shake with
Super Colon Blow. He sweats it out through the exam and heads to his oral
exams. The only problem is, he left whatever colon control he had in the exam room,
and has no choice but to "explode" in the wastebasket in the room in which his oral
exam is taking place.
Weird Science
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Armo
Two unpopular teenagers, Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Ian Michael Smith) "create" a woman with their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa (Kelly LeBrock), whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men, one of which is a wild party. While at that party, Gary and Wyatt hide in the bathroom and Wyatt proceeds to take a dump (i.e., drop "wolf-bait") immediately before their respective love interests ask to use the bathroom mirror for "makeup." Funny scene!
Welcome To The Dollhouse
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Jenny
Dawn Wiener is an unattractive, unpopular middle school student. She enters
the bathroom one day, about to head into the stall, when her bully nemesis exits.
Dawn quickly rushes to the sink, pretending she was only there to wash her
hands. The bully confronts Dawn, and says something like, "You aren't here to
wash your hands. You're here to take a shit, aren't you?" Dawn denies it, and
tries to leave, but the bully forces Dawn into the stall and demands that Dawn
shits, right there, with the stall wide open and the bully watching. The scene
changes, so we don't know how it is resolved, but it leaves Shameful Shitters
everywhere shaking in horror.
Welcome To The Dollhouse (more)
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Frankilicious
The most important line is missing: when Dawn is confronted by the bully before she is forced into the stall, the bully asks, "You are here to take a shit, aren't you? I know you are because you smell like shit."
White Chicks
-- posted 12.13.02004 by Troutman Coolee
Shawn and Marlon Wayans play FBI agents. After they bungle a case by mistaking ice cream deliverymen for drug kingpins, they are assigned to be minders to two ditzy heiress sisters, Brittany and Tiffany Wilson. A hint dropped early is that one of the agents is lactose-intolerant. The agents are to protect the sisters from a would-be kidnapping.
It is important to the FBI's course of action somehow that the two sisters make it to a certain high society function. While the two agents are driving the sisters in an SUV from the airport to said function, things go wrong because the sisters' dog tries to jump out the window. The driver struggles and successfully saves the dog, but runs off the road in the process. In the crash, one sister gets a cut on her lip and the other a little scratch on her nose. They decide they can't attend the function looking like that. So, to maintain the appearance that the Wilson sisters DO attend the function, the agents decide to go there disguised as said sisters, hence the title.
The lactose-intolerant agent is the one who becomes disguised as Tiffany. Once in the country club setting, he eats an hors d'oeuvre that he finds out too late had cheese in it. Soon the apparent Tiffany is telling her friends how she must make a mad rush for the little girls' room. To the fake Tiffany's dismay, they all insist on accompanying "her" to the crapper.
Once there, "Tiffany" soon lets out blasts of noisy poop. The friends seem at first a bit startled that their dainty friend is taking such an explosively noisy dump, and before long they are fanning their hands in front of their noses trying to dispel the smell, and perhaps entertaining second thoughts about their insistence on accompanying "Tiffany" to the pooper. But in the end, the friends are accepting of the situation as reality, clueless of the actual illusion involved, assuring the audience that urgent, noisy and smelly poop is something that happens even to glamorous heiresses with such dainty names as Tiffany.
White Squall
-- posted 6.2.02003 by The Big Wiper
Based on true events in the early '60's, this movie recounts the fate of a 'semester-at-sea' sailing ship that capsizes in one of the worst 'white squall' Atlantic storms on record, resulting in a tragic loss of life among some of the students and faculty. The students-at-sea are all teenage boys, and early in the voyage they are rudely awakened to the start of the day by the insistent clanging of a bell. In their quarters, they all snap to, jumping out of their bunks (one hits his head in his haste) and scrambling around like headless chickens. In the background, one of the guys is briefly shown on the solitary toilet taking a dump, pulling up his white jockey shorts quickly to join his buddies for inspection on the deck above.
Wild at Heart
-- posted 12.14.02004 by pluh returns
While Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern are trying to dodge the law down South (Cage skipped parole), Dern's mother (in the movie and in real life) Dianne Ladd sends her boyfriend after them. However, a long history of organized crime screws everything up for Ladd. In one very surreal scene, an old mob boss is shown upon the throne, talking on the phone, and watching a topless striptease all at once.
Willard
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Shyman
This is a poop scene that never was. In one scene, Kathyrn (Elena Harring), tells Willard (Crispin Glover) that their boss, Mr. Martin (R. Lee Ermey), has been killed, possibly by an animal mauling. Willard tells her he's hungry and asks if they can leave. He goes to his coat rack to grab his coat and notices blood on the sleeve. Willard heads upstairs to look for a replacement while Kat asks to use his bathroom; however, he's all the way upstairs and can't hear her. A second or so later, she's tearing the duct tape off the toilet lid rim and supposedly "drains the main vein."
But on the DVD, the deleted footage shows that same sequence with a scene of her butt cheek sitting on the toilet. It was edited because Elena was uncomfortable with the scene. A second later, she flushes and moist rats climb from the bowl.
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Troutman Coolee
The title character (played by Josh Duhamel) is a Hollywood movie actor. Rosalee Futch (played by Kate Bosworth) is a beautiful supermarket employee in Frasier's Bottom, West Virginia. Rosalee enters the title contest, wins, and travels to Hollywood for her dream date with the movie star.
Meanwhile back home, Pete (played by Topher Grace), one of Rosalee's co-workers, has long been madly in love with Rosalee, but has never told her so. After Rosalee returns home from her dream date, Tad suddenly and unexpectedly arrives in Frasier's Bottom to further pursue her affections. Pete is now really sulking over the apparent loss of his dream girl to Tad, and has a few things to tell Tad about how he expects him to treat Rosalee well. To do so, Pete bursts into a bathroom and opens a stall door where Tad is sitting on the potty with his pants down. After asking Tad to "pardon the intrusion," Pete declares, "You've won!" -- meaning Tad had apparently won Rosalee away from him. Then Pete goes on to tell Tad how special Rosalee, is and how Tad had better respect a lot of things about her, including her "six kinds of smiles." The conversation finally ends with Tad pulling off some toilet paper and asking Pete if he can have some seclusion now. Pete then complies, by shutting the stall door and leaving the bathroom.
With Honors
-- posted 7.26.02004 by The Big Wiper
Joe Pesci plays Simon, a bearded, alcoholic, homeless guy who 'lives' more or less around the Harvard campus. He is taken in by overachieving Harvard bookworm, Monty, played by Brendan Fraser, and given free reign of Monty's house, where he takes baths wearing Viking horns and otherwise fails to become inconspicuous among the other housemates.
In one sequence, Monty's housemate bounds into the house and up the stairs to the bathroom, whereupon he opens the door to find Simon, with some reading material, taking a crap with his pants around his ankles, and reacting to the intrusion in a genuinely Shameless manner.
Without A Paddle
-- posted 12.13.02004 by Troutman Coolee
Three childhood buddies go on a treasure hunt in the wilderness of Oregon, thinking they are out to find the loot taken by the infamous D.B. Cooper. After their canoe crashes over a waterfall, they try to find their way back to civilization while being pursued by marijuana-growing hoodlums whose fields they stumbled upon. They discover two girls living in a tree, Julia Butterfly Hill-style. One of the girls is even named Butterfly.
They climb up to the treehouse. Just before the pot growers find them there, one of the guys announces that he "has to go" and asks the girls, "Where do you do the doo here?" One of them shows him where they have put away bags that they pooped in, in a loft above their treehouse.
Soon the bad guys find them hidden out there, and start shooting at them and sawing at the base of the tree. To fight back, the girls start retrieving the sacks of their poop and dropping them down on the two hoodlums. We graphically see a lot of still soft and gooshy poop break out of the bags and ooze all over the intruders below. Gee, these girls had a remarkable poop output, or else a remarkable way of keeping a lot of poop soft and wet for such a long time!
Working Girl
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper
In this Academy-Award nominated film, Melanie Griffith stretches credulity as a ditzy secretary who wants to be taken seriously in business, teaming up with Harrison Ford along the way. In a very early scene, she arrives late for her job at an investment company and right off the bat answers an important phone call for one of the young guys she works with. "Where is he?" she asks. Another guy nearby helpfully pinches his nose with one hand and pulls an imaginary chain with another, indicating he is taking a crap.
So she heads to the men's room, knocks on the door, creeps inside without trying to see anything and calls the guy's name out nervously several times. She tells him he has an important phone call, and he asks her if she can't take a message or something. A guy standing at the urinals further inside the room listens to the exchange, but doesn't move, while Griffith continues to try to avert her eyes. Suddenly, we hear from the crapping guy: "Toilet paper! There's no toilet paper!" He then stands up in his stall and, his head clearing the top, turns to her and asks if she will get him some toilet paper.
She looks around, apparently far more embarrassed than he is, finds a roll and tip-toes across the room to hand it to him under the stall. She moves and acts like she is handling explosives -- or maybe even a turd. The guy thanks her, saying: "You're very kind."
