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The Movie Poop-Scene Database

Posted 10.06.2002 by Dave (11451)
Right now, this project is a work in progress. When it's done, we can look upon this archive with pride -- future generations will use it to understand the mysteries of our culture long after we're gone. So we need your help. Know a scene not yet archived? Submit it to us!




1941
-- posted 5.16.02005 by Dan

Slim Pickens plays a California redneck captured by Japanese forces and taken to their submarine, where he swallows their sought after compass. The Japanese force feed him prune juice and put him in the head, awaiting "movement." His severe groaning brings delight to his captors' ears, but when they enter, he has faked it; he shoves them into the toilet and escapes.



1991: The Year Punk Broke
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Ryan Pooper

This video contains scenes of the bands Sonic Youth, The Ramones, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., and more, through a particular 1991 European tour. At one point in the video we are treated to the swirling of a large log dropped by none other than Thurstin Moore himself, the great singer of Sonic Youth. While the dropping of the log is censored, you do get to see the log itself, in all its brown glory.



2001: A Space Travesty
-- posted 6.2.02003 by The Big Wiper

Professional klutz Leslie Nielsen is sent to a space station on the Moon where he wreaks the usual physical comedy havoc. In one disco sequence, reminiscent of the cantina scene from Star Wars, with all sorts of strange lifeforms interspersed among the humans, the HUMAN RESTROOM has an 'out of order' sign placed over it. This causes a back-up of guys who have to go. One, who appears to have cramps and cannot wait any longer, heads instead for an enormous metal box labeled ALIEN RESTROOM.

No sooner is he inside than a bizarre-headed alien joins him, closing the door and initiating a series of box-rattling maneuvers, groans and shouts within. Although we cannot see what is going on inside, the alien soon emerges to the cheers and loud applause of the disco crowd.

Nielsen asks another guy nearby why the crowd is cheering and celebrating with the alien. "He only dumps once a year," comes the reply. Right after that, the guy with the cramps emerges from the box covered from head to toe in some kind of yellowish alien diarrhea with a look of complete disgust on his face.



51st State
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Thales

An OK movie with Samuel L. Jackson as a chemist who has developed some kind of new drug. The movie involves lots of criminal organizations and such. It has got quit a unique pooping scene: some gangbangers tries to hijack him, but they get tricked when they test the drug. Instead of giving them the real stuff he, gives them some sort of superlaxative. They all end up on the floor shitting their pants while he gets away.



8 Crazy Nights
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Tyler Johnson

In one scene, the little old guy is pushed in a Port-a-Potty. Then, when covered in shit, he is frozen into a poopsicle. Then he is saved by deer licking the shit.



A.I.
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota

A robotic kid named David (an invention of a scientist) is introduced into the home of a couple to replace their real son who is in hospital in a coma. Of course, the robotic David has no social conditioning, so he walks in on "Mom" while she is reading on the crapper. He doesn't realize that he's done anything wrong, but Mom (who must be a Shameful Shitter) screams at David to get out of the bathroom.



A Guy Thing
-- posted 4.14.02003 by Troutman Coolee

Paul, played by Jason Lee, is at a party at his fiancé's house (Karen, played by Selma Blair). Karen's cousin, Becky (Julia Stiles), shows up. Paul sees her without her seeing him, and recognizes her as the girl he recently had a one-night-stand with. Determined that Becky won't meet her cousin's groom-to-be that night (actually meet again, of course), Paul runs and hides out in the bathroom. When Karen comes looking for him, he tells her through the door that he has diarrhea.

He tries to sit the party out in that guise, but eventually the whole crowd comes gathering around the bathroom door to inquire if he is any better. Becky is among them, as eager as ever to meet Paul. Then Paul, eager to lend an authentic air to his disguise, squeezes a shampoo bottle to make a convincing simulated fart. All outside hear it and buy into the ruse. Becky gives an especially daintily "embarrassed" giggle at the blast.



The Air Up There
-- posted 4.14.02003 by The Big Wiper

Kevin Bacon plays a basketball recruiting coach at a high-profile Catholic college who has trekked to African to find his next big star. After arriving at the village of Winabi, Bacon makes every effort to participate in the tribal activities, including partaking of the local food and water. Soon, the good priest running the place is making jokes about Bacon's attacks of the Winabi Trots. In one incredibly prolonged sequence, Bacon argues with a pretty nun about basketball while obviously cramping up and grabbing his stomach before finally heads for the woods.

We next cut to a shot of jungle foliage, punctuated by the sound of a huge fart and then a grunt, as Bacon is obviously in the middle of a big, squatting dump. We see his face in close-up and he appears to be picking leaves off the branch nearest him.

But his crap is cut short when a warthog darts out from the bushes and rushes him. We see Bacon trying to get up and run, but his pants are still around his ankles, so he falls over. The warthog continues to charge, and Bacon sits up and tries to pull his pants up. Eventually, he manages to do so and runs as fast as he can for the hills, looking over his shoulder in terror. Pretty funny sequence when you consider the implications of Bacon being terrorized by a hog. (Sorry, couldn't resist that one!)



Airborne
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Three Ply

Mitchell Goosen, the new kid in school, is constantly being harassed by the school bullies. In one scene, Mitchell is in the bathroom taking a crap in one of the stalls. Interestingly, the toilet paper is hanging up by the door on a chain. Suddenly, the group of bullies led by Augie (early Jack Black) and Jack sneak in and dump water into the stalls, soaking every roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. Immediately following this scene Mitchell is seen doing the penguin walk down the school hallway as a result of not wiping.



Airplane!
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Syd

A modern classic. When Robert Hays has to fly a plane in trouble, he neglects to tell the control tower a vital piece of info. Reflecting on that, he tells an associate: "If he finds out about this, the shit will hit the fan." The following scene is just that.



Along Came Polly
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Toiletreader

Ben Stiller's character, an uptight New York Jewish nebbish on a date, tries to be cool and eats some VERY spicy ethnic food at a restaurant with Polly Prince (Jennifer Aniston). This causes profuse sweating and audibly loud borborygmus, aggravating his extreme Irritable Bowel Syndrome. After much physical and mental anguish, he decides to use the restaurant's one staller and, of course, it's occupado with no hope of that changing any time soon.

By the time he and Polly get back to his apartment and she's found her keys, he's ready to explode! He asks to use the can, darts in and makes The Move. We see him in full frontal view (but no genital exposure) on the toilet as he farts, plops, groans, sweats and has a hell of a time dealing with his gastric misfortune. Her pet ferret makes a visit to him while he's doing his thing and he chases it, as best he can, out the door. He runs out of toilet paper and looks for creative solutions to clean up the mess. The ferret, back in the bathroom, is also a possible option!

He ends up using a piece of embroidered cloth that Polly's grandmother had given to her. He also tries, unsuccessfully, to flush it, which causes great concern and flooding. We see the flooded, overflowing toilet with the embroidered cloth in it and the shit stains on the porcelain. He also uses her new loofah pad on a stick for the clean up as well and Polly sends him home with it, wrapped in plastic.

It's well worth seeing just for this scene. Very funny stuff.

There's also a great urinal scene with big, fat Alec Baldwin, which employs some gross fart/piss humor and some touch-feely improprieties for Alec Baldwin that disgusts Ben Stiller's character.



Amelie
-- posted 9.8.02004 by Pluh 2

As Amelie begins to flip through a French soldier's old letters home from WW II, the camera continually pans over her body as she reads them. The last shot shows her sitting on the toilet.



American Pie
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota

Four guys vow to end their virginity by the night of the high school prom. One of them Finch, is a Shameful Shitter. He cannot take a shit at school and has to go home during breaks to dump. This results in him getting the nickname "Shitbreak."

One of the other guys plans to cure Finch of his Shamefulness. So he slips him a laxative in a drink. When Finch has to make a dash for the guy's room, the other character directs him to the girl's room instead. We see him there in a stall, rushing to pull down his pants when a group of chicks walks into the restroom. He tries to hold his turds in until they go, but alas he cannot. We then hear him farting loudly and a torrent of loose shit hitting the water. The chicks leave the bathroom in disgust.



American Pie III: American Wedding
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Justa Girl

Fans of the American Pie trilogy will remember the character of Stiffler as an asshole with no boundaries or social graces. In this film he tries to prove he is worthy of being part of a friend's wedding by taking on the responsibility of looking after the wedding ring. A dog eats the ring and Stiffler is forced to follow it in hopes of retrieving the ring after it passes through the dog's digestive tract. Stiffler ends up with a load of dog crap wrapped in a napkin (or was it on a plate?) which appears to be a sweet treat for the wedding guests. He is forced to eat the chunk of dog crap and pretend that it is chocolate, rather than admit his mistake. The buildup to the first actual taste of poop is excruciating. The viewer knows it's going to happen, and even though Stiffler is an asshole, you have to feel for a guy who is about to down a hunk of dog doo.



American Splendor
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Dave

This movie is all about how mundane normal life is -- and how complicated normal life is. In one scene, Harvey gets his first letter from Joyce, and we see him reading it on the crapper. Later, in the play of his life, the set designers cannily put the toilet right there on stage. It's a comment about how in a story about every day life, the toilet is just as important as the living room.



An Innocent Man
-- posted 12.4.02002 by LosFecales

Tom Selleck is in prison, wrongly convicted. Another prisoner is threatening him, and Tom must "take him out." His opportunity arrives when the other prisoner is taking a dump on the toilet. After finishing his "doody," he stands up to walk out when Tom comes at him with a shank and thrusts it into his midsection. Well, heck, at least he got to "finish the job."



Any Given Sunday
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Artful Dodger

Directed by Oliver Stone, Any Given Sunday is a thinking man's movie about football. The poop scene comes during half time when the team is in the locker room. One of the linemen was injured in the first half, and the physical trainers are working on him. Suddenly he shouts "I gotta take a shit!" and heads to the cramped bathroom. He drops his pants and sits down still in his gear, which makes life difficult for the poor trainer that had to squeeze in beside him holding an I.V. bottle. Apparently it was a smelly one, because the trainer makes all kinds of grotesque faces.



Anchorman
-- posted 12.13.02004 by The Big Wiper

Will Ferrell is cheesy, late '70's, polyester-clad newsanchor Ron Burgundy in this hilarious send-up of the TV news business. When Veronica Corningstone (played by Christina Applegate), the first female anchor in station history, is hired, Ferrell attempts to impress her by taking her out and playing jazz flute at a nightclub. There ensues an insane montage consisting of Ferrell leaping on to tables, stomping wine glasses and moving all around the club while performing, including sliding under a stall in the men's room while a man is sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. Needless to say, the man is quite startled by Ferrell's brief, 'jazzy' appearance.



Anchorman: The Unrated Version
-- posted 5.16.02005 by Shyman

I would first like to add that scene this is the only reason for an unrated version, other than a few "F" words here and there.

Since Ron reads anything on the teleprompter, Christina Applegate's character types in "Go fuck yourself, San Diego;" and since censors weren't around in the 70's, everyone hears it. But Ron doesn't realize what he said until he's told and gets fired.

A little later after this moment, the owner of the restaurant that Ron goes to tells him that since he's disgraced all of San Diego, he must eat cat crap, as displayed on a plate in front of him.

Owner: That is cat poop.
Ron: I'm not eating cat poop.
Owner: That is cat poop!
Ron: I'm not eating cat poop!
Owner: You disgrace all of San Diego, you eat cat poop!
Ron: (sighs) If I take a bite, will you get me a big steak?
Owner: Yes.

Ron dives in to take a bite, but the owner thinks he hasn't eaten it at all. He still tells him to eat it and Ron cries loudly while screaming, "It's CAT SHIT! I'M EATING CAT SHIT! I DESERVE IT!'" and actually putting it in his mouth and chewing it. Crude, yes, but I never laughed so hard!



Arachnophobia
-- posted 4.21.02004 by LOL

This movie is about lethal South American spiders who hitch a ride in a coffin to some quiet American town. The spiders start off in the house of the man who bought the coffin, soon escaping and spreading throughout the house. In one scene, we see the spiders crawling around behind a toilet, which someone is obviously sitting on.



Assault on Precinct 13
-- posted 8.17.02005 by The Big Wiper

John Leguizamo and Laurence Fishburne are placed in adjoining holding cells in Precinct 13. There are no walls between the cells, only bars, so both prisoners can see and talk to each other easily. The poop scene occurs with Leguizamo sitting with his pants around his ankles on his toilet. His toilet faces Fishburne's cot, upon which Fishburne is propped up, trying to read a newspaper. Leguizamo's character is clearly uptight about having to take a shit in such an exposed manner and appears to be delaying the act with small talk. Leaning forward with a furtive expression on his face, he talks about what he did to get thrown into prison. Fishburne glances up from his paper and gives him a disdainful look.

Finally having run out of small talk, Leguizamo signs off with an, "Okay," and then starts grunting away. Fishburne continues to look disgusted.



Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Tirade

Austin is trailing Dr. Evil's second-in-command, No. 2, at a casino, and follows him into the men's room. A Texan (Tom Arnold) is in the restroom at the same time. They head to their respective stalls and get ready to go. While Austin is on the pot, one of Dr. Evil's assassins pops out from a false panel in the wall and starts to choke Austin.

Lots of grunting can be heard, and the Texan assumes Austin is fighting a particularly belligerent turd. Austin flips the assassin and dunks his head in the toilet, yelling, "Who does Number 2 work for!" The Texan responds, "You show that turd who's boss!" A plethora of sound effects ensues, and Austin finally knocks out the assassin. Both exit the stall and the Texan exclaims that Austin should take it easy.



Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
-- posted 3.11.02003 by Zackary

Felicity goes to Fat Bastard's house at night and sticks a locator up his butt. They track him down the following day, only to find that Fat Bastard had taken a crap and pooped out the locator.



Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (more)
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Madonna's Colon

After discovering the tracking device in the station restroom, Fat Bastard's shite is taken to the lab. And not without success: it turns out Fats has eaten a plant which only grows on a tiny island... the one Dr. Evil's hideout is on! Isn't science a fascinating thing?

In the lab, the shit is being kept in what looks remarkably like a can for coffee. Austin drinks from it, during which there is a true gem of a dialogue with Basil:

Austin: Basil, this coffee smells like shit.
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh, well, it's not just me then.
Drinks
Austin: It's a bit nutty.



Austin Powers 3: Goldmember
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Slim Jim Junkie

Fat Bastard finishes a sumo match and heads for the locker room. He gives his muwashi (Sumo diaper) to the maid, says, "I pinched one off a bit too early," and then sits on the crapper to take a monster shit.



The Bad News Bears (original)
-- posted 5.16.02005 by anonymous

Poor Engelberg. The other kids are messing around in the hotel room and the bathroom door inadvertently gets knocked open, revealing Engelberg on the hopper, eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. One of the funniest things to a six-year-old. I still remember it, thirty years later.



Barenaked in America
-- posted 6.24.02004 by The Big Wiper

This rockumentary film by Jason Priestley follows the Canadian rock group Barenaked Ladies (BNL) behind the scenes on their first American tour. The very first scene features the guitarist, Ed Robertson, sitting on a toilet, full frontal, leaning forward with his pants around his ankles.

"So, you're about to get a glimpse into this band, like no other rock movie," Robertson says, then glances sideways at the toilet paper holders.

Later in the movie, Conan O'Brien comes backstage to the group's dressing room after an appearance on his show. Robertson and the other members present a plaque of their first gold record to him, and they mention that a camera is rolling. O'Brien says that he once had a film crew follow him around twenty-four hours a day, too, recording everything going on behind-the-scenes. Robertson chimes in quickly: "Yeah, I'm shitting!" And we cut back to more of that opening shot of him sitting on the toilet, only this time, he smiles at the camera, reworks a line from a song ("This is how I do it!") and gives the peace sign.



The Basketball Diaries
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota

In an early scene in this movie about drug abuse among basketball players at a N.Y.C. catholic school, the coach is checking out the gym restroom stalls before practice for smokers. He pushes open one stall door to reveal Mark Wahlberg on the crapper. He says, "Hey coach, I'm trying to take a dump in here." The coach just stands there laughing and says: "Hey, it smells like something died in here."



Beavis and Butthead Do America
-- posted 9.8.02004 by Shyman

This film is about Beavis and Butthead, two dumb teens who have no concept of life, but find reality through their television -- which is stolen. So the two go on a worldwide adventure trying to find their set. In one scene, the two are on a senior citizens' bus. The old folks stop at the Grand Canyon. While the old folks are looking at the gorge, B&B are looking at the ass of a donkey, and comment on how the poop is coming out of the ass of the ass. (Very clever.)



Beer Money
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Dropbrown

In this one, Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack from Saved By The Bell) is talking about how the butter on the popcorn goes right thru him, right after he's chowed down on the popcorn. Soon after that, there's a wicked funny shit scene just like Dumb and Dumber.



Beetlejuice
-- posted 1.14.02005 by Shyman

In one scene, BeetleJuice is seen on the toilet looking at the newspaper, trying to find some new unsuspecting couple that has died. That's where he finds Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin.



Bert
-- posted 1.21.02004 by LOL

This movie is about a boy growing up in rural Australia, from his early years right to his twenties. In his early twenties, he joins the army and is involved in the Gallipolli attack in WWI. In one scene, there is heavy fighting. The Aussie troops, mostly young aspiring men, are fighting it out in the horrendously famous trenches. One young man has a sudden bout of diarrhea, and I think he runs off only to be blown to pieces by the Turk artillery.

In the other scene, still in WWI, the main character dude is in the military toilets. Some of his buddies are there, including one who's taking a shit in one of the dark, cramped stalls. We see his feet and pants pulled down. The stall is so small that the guy's legs are right up against the door. Well, he apparently says something that gets the main dude pissed, because he goes and kicks the guy's legs while he's seated on the toilet!



Big Fish
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Adam

Ewan McGregor sits on an elephant's back, saying, "Daffodils! She likes daffodils!" Then the shot goes wide showing an elephant dropping a load.



Big Fish (more)
-- posted 5.16.02005 by The Big Wiper

Overlooked in the previous description of this movie is a scene in which Ewan McGregor is severely beaten by the oafish boyfriend of the girl he wants to marry. Although McGregor ends up on the ground, bloodied, in a field of daffodils, he exacts the ultimate revenge when the big oaf is shown next reading a newspaper and grunting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles.

The exertion from the fistfight, however, coupled with the straining on the toilet, causes the big lug to keel over, face-down, on the floor.



Big Momma's House
-- posted 1.21.02003 by buttslice

Martin Lawrence's character, a spy, is putting hidden cameras in Big Momma's house. While he is in the bathroom, Big Momma comes home. He hides in the shower, but to his misfortune, Big Momma has to use the crapper. Martin holds back vomit as he is treated to a plethora of very long, very wet and very drippy diarrhea sounds. As she shits, Big Momma says, "There goes last night's cauliflower," among other foods that she ate.



Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Testy Kool

As Bill and Ted are traveling through time to pick up historical people, they stop in a Western frontier town in 1879 to meet Billy the Kid. The scene opens to a cowboy humming a song to himself as he finishes his dump inside a filthy old-West outhouse, complete with the sound of flies buzzing around inside it. A classic, all-American dump scene.



Billy Madison
-- posted 9.8.02004 by E

Billy (Adam Sandler) and friends perform the 'flaming brown bag of poop' on an old man's doorstep. The old man stomps it out and says, "It's poop! It's poop again!" Then Billy yells, "He called the shit POOP!"



Black Cat, White Cat
-- posted 5.16.02005 by Joe

In this hilarious comedy, filmed in what used to be Yugoslavia, an outhouse is rigged up so that at precisely the right moment, the seat will collapse, causing the bad guy, Davan, to nearly drown in a horrifying mixture of shit and piss. Worse, once he finally manages to climb out, he uses a large white duck to wipe himself off. (Poor duck.)



Black Ninja
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Dropbrown

The Black Ninja gives something to some kind of Mobster that's sitting on the can which makes it so the mobster can't move/doesn't have control of his body. Then there's some weird squeal sounds, unlike the loud scratchy sounds in other movies. The Black Ninja takes off and the last shot of the scene is of an empty toilet paper roll.



Blink 182: The Urethra Chronicles
-- posted 7.21.02003 by The Big Wiper

The shameless Blink-182 Boys -- Tom DeLong, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker -- are at it again in this rockumentary/movie/home video containing music videos of four of their songs, as well as interviews, travel footage and the usual fool-around bathroom stuff their fans have come to expect of them.

Three sequences stand out: the poop scene occurs during the segment honing in on drummer, First, with Travis Barker, he of the many piercings, tattoos and shaven head. An overhead camera captures the moment when DeLong and Hoppus (not shown on screen) push open a stall door to reveal Barker on the crapper with his pants around his ankles. Apparently not as shameless a shitter as we have been led to believe, Barker briefly holds his hand up to the camera, then bends down to try to escape scrutiny, muttering amused expletives during the invasion of his privacy. In an earlier sequence he is shown taking a piss and covering his equipment when the camera moves in too close.

Elsewhere during all this aimlessness, Hoppus is shown taking a piss at a public urinal with his pants down around his ankles, and DeLong and Hoppus invade a women's bathroom at an airport, running in and out of it while insisting they did not know it was the ladies' loo. Right!!!



Boggy Creek II
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Chief

A terrible excuse for a sequel... in one of the flashbacks, the Boggy Creek Monster attacks a poor man while he's in an outhouse, doing his duty.



The Bogus Witch Project
-- posted 6.23.02003 by The Big Wiper

This spoof of 'The Blair Witch Project' features several different skit-like takes on the original movie. The most familiar of these has two guys and a chick, all in camping gear, tromping through the woods with a hand-held camera. One of the guys admits that they are apparently lost, and the chick, who is holding the camera, wonders out loud where their book of maps is. They all seem to split up at that point, and we cut to a scene where one guy, moving up the side of a hill, calls out to the other who is somewhere out of sight: "Mike, do you know where the maps are?"

There follows a close-up of Mike, taking a dump with his pants down around his ankles, and answering, 'No!' with a wince on his face, all the while tearing off pages from the map book he has secretly confiscated and wiping himself with them.



Bongwater
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Useless2and3

In this strange weed-based movie, there is a scene where Luke Wilson and Brittany Murphy are walking in the woods to meet Jack Black. The Murphy character keeps complaining about how she doesn't want to "shit in the woods." But eventually she walks off and squats down. Then from out of nowhere pops Jack Black. She quietly asks him not to kill her, and apparently finishes the job while Jack and Luke talk a little.



Boomerang
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Die-see

A short film all about a turd!

A boomerang is a wooden weapon used by Australia's indigenous people. It can be thrown a great distance, and made to come back to the thrower.

This film starts with a well-dressed woman on her way to meet her date at his home. We see her holding her stomach just before she knocks on the door. He greets her and she asks to use the toilet. She goes into the toilet, drops one and flushes. She then notices it hasn't gone down and flushes again and again. He is concerned and enquires of her, but she says everything is fine. She then grabs a bucket, fills it up with water and tries to flush it down, but no success. We then get a shot of the turd stuck in the toilet.

In desperation, she gets some paper, picks up the turd, wraps it up and places it into her handbag. The next scene, the couple is out walking when a thief comes up and steals the handbag. The next scene the couple is at a police station where the policeman asks her, what was in the bag... Then, a shot of the thief running and sitting down, opening up the handbag. With a look of horror, he says, "That's disgusting!" and throws down the bag. The next scene, the couple is walking and they see the handbag. The woman picks it up and the man asks is anything missing. She says everything is there, and smiles.

In the last scene, the couple is walking away from the camera arm-in-arm. The camera then zooms onto her shoe, where the turd and paper are stuck on the bottom of her shoe.

The boomerang has returned! P>


Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
-- posted 1.16.2007 by Suntower

Borat is at a dinner party with six Southern socialites from Alabama, one of whom is an etiquette coach. He excuses himself to go to the restroom. He comes back a few minutes later with a bag containing his feces and hands it to her. She reacts very calmly, thinking this foreigner has not mastered the use of the Western toilet, and takes him over to the restroom to teach him the ins and outs of how one uses the toilet and toilet paper.

The toilet etiquette lesson turns out disastrous as well. When she attempts to explain the concept of "wiping," Borat thinks she was about to do the wiping for him, and proceeds to drop his pants for her.



Brazil
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Syd

In the future, businessman Jonathan Pryce has some work done on his heating system by rogue heating engineer Robert De Niro. Later, the government heating engineers show up and are pissed to find De Niro's been working on their equipment. So they come back to Pryce's apartment wearing head-to-toe clear plastic suits, complete with air hoses, and proceed to pull every hose and duct out of the walls and ceilings.

While Pryce stands outside wondering what to do, De Niro shows up. He takes a panel from the wall, removes Pryce's sewage pipe (which is filled to the rim), and switches it with the air hose to the workers' suits. While Pryce watches through the window, we see the workers suits begin to fill up to the top with brown, chunky liquid. One man's suit fills to the bursting point. Cut to outside, we hear a bang followed by shit hitting the window.



Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
-- posted 1.14.02005 by Troutman Coolee

Early in the movie the title character goes skydiving, probably prompted by her boyfriend, even though it terrifies her. She's being videotaped the whole time. On her landing, as fate would have it, she lands squarely in a pigpen, falling into a plethora of pig poop. Just as she stands up, the camera catches her butt, and it is at least halfway covered in poop.

The audience knows that it is pig poop, having seen the whole thing. But even though it is on the outside of her pants, it's conceivable to surmise it's the result of an especially messy accident involving her own poop. And especially because we soon see that that shot of her poo-covered bottom is actually being televised -- chances are the illusion is one that the movie-makers had in mind.

And, of course, since the whole skydiving incident had her what sometimes might be called "scared shitless", one could really wonder whether the pig poo on the OUTSIDE of her pants is the only poo in the vicinity thereof! By the way, when the camera catches her face, there's some poop there too.



Brighton Beach Memoirs
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Dana

A young Jewish boy living with a full household, Eugene is sitting on the john when his attractive cousin walks in on him. After screeching "SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR!" he laments, "The crapper. Nora saw me on the crapper!"



The Brothers McMullen
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Toiletreader

This is an Edward Burns movie about three Irish-American brothers temporarily living together under one roof. One morning we see the youngest brother running out of the house wearing his boxers only to collect the newspaper. He goes to the bathroom and sits on the crapper. Just as he is settling in, his older married brother walks in on him under some pretext, but he really wants to discuss about how he's cheated on his wife.

The brother on the crapper protests that "He's going to the bathroom," but the married brother just sits down and goes on talking about his situation. At one point, he says to the younger one: "Hey how about giving us a mercy flush." The younger one replies: "What do you expect?" The older brother says: "Well, I'll have to tell my wife to change butchers." Before he leaves the bathroom, the older brother says: "Hey, don't forget to wipe." It's a great poop camaraderie scene, but you don't actually get to hear any pooping sounds.



Bruce Almighty
-- posted 10.1.02003 by The Big Wiper

In this typical physical comedy vehicle, Jim Carrey plays wannabe TV anchorman, Bruce Logan, who is temporarily endowed with the powers of the Creator by God, himself, played by Morgan Freeman. Among the many stunts he pulls off is teaching his wayward dog how to use the toilet and stop lifting his leg to spray the apartment furniture. At first the potty training consists of the dog standing and peeing like a man, but later in the film, Carrey's girlfriend (Jennifer Anniston) walks in on the dog, who is sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper while taking a crap.



Bulletproof
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota

An undercover cop (Damon Wayans) teams up with a crook (Adam Sandler), whom he's trying to bust. The movie has drug kingpins and a generally silly plot. After he successfully busts the Sandler character, Wayans shackles him to a toilet bowl that is full of big turds and Sandler protests vigorously about this indignity.



The Butcher Boy
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Gyrus

A great underseen Neil Jordan film about a troubled boy growing up in 60's rural Ireland. Taking psychotic revenge on the nefarious Mrs. Nugent, Francie Brady, the film's tearaway protagonist, breaks into her house and has a riot destroying her freshly-baked cakes. He then scrawls 'PIG' all over the living room, and, after being questioned by the narrator as to what pigs do, eventually the light bulb comes on, and he proudly drops his kecks to take a righteous dump on her carpet - with nuclear detonations on TV providing an apocalyptic background. Mrs. Nugent happens to walk in at this point, which is hilarious.



Caddyshack
-- posted 12.4.02002 by Tod Loop

We see a close-up of a turd (actually, a Baby Ruth bar) floating in the pool. A little girl screams "Doodie, doodie!!" and chaos ensues as the pool clears (and a little boy is trapped by the turd). Eventually, the pool is ordered to be cleaned and disinfected. The Bill Murray character does so, finding the "doodie" at the bottom of the pool. "Here it is!" he shouts, to the moans of various onlookers. He sniffs it, then takes a bite.



Caddyshack (more)
-- posted 12.13.02004 by Grand Master CaCa

After the Bill Murray character takes a bite of the Baby Ruth bar, he says, "It's not so bad," and the snooty wife of Judge Smells faints.



Caged Heat
-- posted 6.23.02003 by WanGirlPoop

Caged Heat is a movie about a girl in prison. There is a scene where the camera is slowly moving through all the cells, and there is one girl on the toilet -- possibly pooping -- reading the paper. Nice scene -- sound heard of water, or poop hitting toilet water.



California Dreaming
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper

Dennis Christopher plays a pale, nerdy Chicago guy who heads to California to hang out with surfers and try to be cool. He ends up staying with relatives, one of home is a young woman played by Glynnis O'Connor. Early in the movie, O'Connor -- apparently forgetting that the Christopher character is staying with them -- walks into the bathroom and pulls up her T-shirt, briefly exposing her tits to Christopher, who is sitting on the pot with his white briefs around his knees. He smiles sheepishly as she gasps in horror and leaves, while he tries to cover his embarrassment by hiking his briefs up his legs a little further in the ultimate nerdly defense mechanism, and the perfect exercise in Shameful Shitter behavior.



Car Wash
-- posted 4.14.02003 by Tom Scarlett

Melanie Mayron is sitting on the toilet at work (no stall, just a one-toilet restroom). She's got a magazine on her lap and is doing her nails... it looks like she's settled in for a while. A guy she works with appears at the window and (perhaps literally) scares the crap out of her. She's really embarrassed and later dumps water on the guy.



Castaway
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper

Marooned on a tropical island with no one to talk to but a volleyball, Hanks uses the 'facilities' on-screen admirably. First, he is shown on the beach with his back to the camera peeing into the ocean--the ultimate urinal. Later, he is shown squatting in the bushes and then rising from what is obviously a dump. Very well done, Mr. Hanks, but who couldn't be shameless under these circumstances?



Catch-22
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Armo

In the darkly satirical movie adapted from the classic novel about a group of WWII bomber pilots, there is a poop scene involving the prissy Major Danby (Richard Benjamin). Major Danby is meekly entering the office of his gruff and earthy commanding officer, Colonel Cathcart (Martin Balsam). Danby doesn't see Cathcart at first, then hears the Colonel tell him to "close the door..." He turns and lays eyes on Cathcart, sitting on his unenclosed "command commode" in the corner, finishing off his morning bowel bombing run. The scene is very brief, but Danby's eye roll is definitely that of a very Shameful Shitter!



Chattahoochee
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Dakota

An American Korean war hero (played by Gary Oldman) attempts suicide and ends up in Chattahoochee State Mental Hospital. This is a terrible place and he rebels against the place when he realizes that the doctors are humiliating the other patients, instead of treating them. He is punished by being forced to sit on a bench for a prolonged period. Eventually, he can't help himself and he pees his pants and then craps in them with obvious effort.



City Slickers II
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Carol

One scene shows one of the boys taking a bathroom break out in the desert. He sits on a cactus and thinks he has been bitten on the tushy by a snake! OWW~~!



CKY2K
-- posted 12.4.02002 by Chodo

The CKY2K movies were prequels to the whole Jackass thing. The Jackass guys show some stunts, lots of skating, and some usually boring skits. In one scene, the camera is right on the bowl line while one of the guys is taking a dump in his hotel room. He proceeds to wipe and then walks around with his wad of paper covered in poo. He goes into one of his friend's room and smears the turd-covered TP all over a sleeping friend's face. It was disgusting and hilarious all at once.



Clerks
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Gray

A guy goes into the convenience store, takes a nudie magazine and goes into the bathroom. Close to the end of the movie, one of the store clerks can't figure out what the hell happened to the guy. A girlfriend of one of the guys thinks her boyfriend is in the bathroom and sneaks in and makes love with the guy in the bathroom. Later it is discovered that the guy went in to do his business and to whack off, during which he had a heart attack and died -- but to the girlfriend's infinite dismay, his member neglected to return to its flaccid state...



Cold Mountain
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Troutman Coolee

The movie's hero, played by Jude Law, rescues a slave girl about to be thrown down a rocky ravine by a corrupt preacher who got her pregnant. After that the preacher, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman, travels around for a spell with the hero. The preacher soon lets it be known that he is racked with constipation. Then at one point, in a burst of rejoicing, the preacher announces that relief is finally on the way, bolts to a place behind a bush, and squats to do the obvious. Interesting, but another cinematic tribute to the notion that "bodily functions" are somehow particularly the lot of villains and buffoons. Although the hero and the heroine, played by Nicole Kidman, spend at least as much time out in the wilderness, it just isn't the kind of movie that would dream of the slightest suggestion that they could ever be found squatting in the bushes to heed any call of nature!



Daddy Day Care
-- posted 1.21.02004 by Anonymous Pooper

There's a scene where Charlie lets a boy into the bathroom. The boy then comes out and says that he missed. Charlie looks around in horror, then closes the door in disgust.



Dances With Wolves
-- posted 2.23.02005 by Troutman Coolee

This movie received considerable acclaim, as well as criticism that some parts are ridiculous. The title is the English translation of the Sioux name given to Kevin Costner, a maverick "white" soldier in the U.S. old west, who is adopted by Sioux. I give the movie credit in part for having a worthy message. But of all the parts that might be called ridiculous, surely none are more ridiculous than the manner in which the film employs supposed humor about "bodily functions." If the movie were the first information about life on Earth received by an alien who just landed, the alien could well get the idea that "bodily functions" are solely the profound shame of villains and buffoons, and that heroes must not have any "bodily functions."

In opening scenes, a hapless demented soldier blows his brains out, apparently because of loss of bladder control. He says something like, "I just peed in my pants and I can't help it!" just before putting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger. Soon, while the movie is still very young, we see Costner camping out with a man whom the movie depicts as an utterly coarse and vulgar slob. After seeing the title hero writing entries in a journal, the hapless slob lets out a fart and says, "Write THAT in your book!" in a corny good-old-boy-like tone. Soon, after the two have parted and gone their separate ways, Costner comments in voice-over that of all the disgusting people he has ever met, he (the farting slob) is the most disgusting.

Somewhere near the middle of the movie comes the real poop scene. Outside a fort are some more typical U.S. soldiers, portrayed in the movie as insensitive and exploitative hoodlums. They have found the title character's journal. They are squatted outside the fort, pooping. They tear pages out of the hero's journal to wipe their butts with.



Das Boot
-- posted 6.23.02003 by Mad Crapper

In the scene where the submarine is being attacked again, a guy is in the crapper, and he runs out of the door with his pants down -- a classic scene.



Dead Men Can't Dance
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota

An elite group of soldiers is trained by being ordered to sit completely still on an airplane for hours at a time. After a while, the sergeant (a woman) instructs them to either hold in their "solid waste" or to let it go in their pants. The camera shows the faces of several soldiers as they crap in their pants. Liquid is shown coming from one soldier's butt area and leaking onto the floor. Afterwards, there is a fight in the shower when one soldier complains of the stench caused by an other soldier's crapped pants.



Deliver Us From Eva
-- posted 11.6.02003 by The Big Wiper

Gabrielle Union plays Eva, a young woman who meddles in the lives of her sisters and their husbands/boyfriends. They get fed up and hire LL Cool J to make her fall in love with him and thus get her out of their hair. Early in the film, one of Eva's sisters walks in on her horny husband who is sitting on the toilet reading the paper, and protests vigorously as she slinks past him to retrieve something from the bathroom counter. Holding her nose, she then makes tracks for the door as he waves his stink in her general direction and proclaims: "Yeah, get a whiff a' dat!"



Demolition Man
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Steve

Sylvester Stallone plays a cop who is cryogenically frozen for some crime, then thawed out in the future to track down his nemesis, who has escaped. At one point Stallone goes for a crap and finds that they don't use toilet paper in the future. One smart-ass comments, "Maybe we should tell him what the seashells are for."



Demolition Man (more)
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Kurtz2001

The previous poster forgot to mention that after the smart-ass's "three seashells" remark, Stallone gets in front of the credit fine machine and starts cussing, producing several fine credits because of violation of the verbal morality act. He uses these pieces of paper to relieve himself of trying to figure out the three seashells.



Denise Calls Up
-- posted 10.1.02003 by Paul

Three scenes: one depicting a female sitting on the toilet engaged with her laptop; another showing a guy with a magazine, chatting away on a cordless phone; and finally, the same chick again, this time just sittin' & obviously doin' her thing.



Detroit Rock City
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Trashcanman

This hot-ass cheerleader comes into the restroom to take a dump, and thinks she's alone, but alas, our four heroes are hiding, standing on a toilet in the next stall. She sits and starts to blow squeakers and let the juice fly. The guys in the next stall are holding their noses and one whispers, "I didn't know girls made sounds like that!" Eventually, the overburdened toilet with our four heroes on it breaks and collapses the stalls.



Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
-- posted 10.10.02002 by Dakota

A professional fish tank cleaner played by Rob Schneider breaks an expensive tank, and to pay for it becomes a male gigolo. Before starting this new career, he consults his Dad, who is a restroom attendant in a fancy restaurant. We see Deuce and Dad, attired in a tuxedo, standing in front of the restroom stalls and talking. A guy comes into the restroom and enters a stall. We hear loud farting and pooping sounds. Deuce looks in that direction, but dad is unfazed. When the guy flushes and comes out of the stall dad says: "Excuse me son. It looks like I have work to do," with an expression of pleasurable anticipation on his face!



Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (more)
-- posted 11.6.02003 by Matt Wright

One pretty classic scene that was overlooked was when Duece is getting together the money for the fish tank, and he's trying to retrieve an accidentally flushed fish from some woman's toilet. With a few mighty goes with his plunger, there's a big sploosh and he holds up the fish bowl to catch the rescued fish, only to catch a mighty brown log, which he then (with a look of embarrassment) hands over to the little girl who flushed the fish.



Divine Secrets Of The Ya-ya Sisterhood
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Troutman Coolee

Viviane Abbott 'Vivi' Walker (played at that point in the movie by Ashley Judd) is awakened one night because her three kids have caught some kind of bug, causing barfing and diarrhea. Her son has pooped in his pajamas, and she frantically makes him take them off and get in the bathtub. Moments later, in a frenzy to get out of the stream of her daughter's puke, Vivi steps right in the poop in the pajamas lying on the bathroom floor.



D.O.A.
-- posted 2.21.02003 by Troutman Coolee

Professor Dexter Cornell (played by Dennis Quaid) discovers that someone has poisoned him with a substance for which there is no antidote. Before dying, he wants to solve his own murder. His bizarre means of doing so includes commandeering the aid of student Sydney Fuller (played by Meg Ryan) by gluing himself to her with super glue! While they are working on his case out in public glued together, Sydney announces that she has to go to the bathroom. She refuses to go in any men's room and he refuses to go in any women's room with her. So finally she squats behind a dumpster in an alley to do her business. It would seem to be to poop, since she discards her panties afterwards.



Dogma
-- posted 10.22.02002 by Jay

This movie features a demon known as the "Golgothan" (aka the Shit Monster). He is easily defeated with a can of breath-spray.



Don't Try This At Home: Steve-O, The Tour, vol. II
-- posted 3.11.02003 by The Big Wiper

This is basically a documentary movie of Steve-O of 'Jackass' fame doing a college tour of stupid stunts around the country. They do the usual things you would expect from the Jackass crew -- skateboarding on stair rails, jumping off cars and hurting themselves (Steve-O breaks his clavicle at one point), and some other really dangerous and juvenile things.

Among the grossest are two poop scenes. At one point Steve-O is shown on the toilet grunting while a big dude talks to him about another dude who once chased him with used toilet paper. Steve-O actually looks a little shameful on the pot -- his pants are hiked up around his crotch. But he makes up for it after he gets off by actually scooping up a handful of his poop, (shown close-up in the bowl) and throwing it at the bathroom door, where it sticks on the knob (close-up also shown).

The other poop scene is even more graphic. The director of the 'movie', a contemporary of Steve-O's whose named is Nick Dunlap, appears in the last scene standing next to a toilet in what looks like a nice hotel bathroom. He announces to the camera that he has to take a 'serious' shit, then reveals more. "I had some hot sauce this morning, so I'm not sure of the consistency."

The cameraman, laughing, then says: "Okay, dude, barge it!" Dunlap then pulls his pants down and hovers over the toilet. Hysterical laughter follows as he literally sprays the bathroom wall and the back of the toilet with some really major-league diarrhea. The cameraman and Dunlap just keep laughing as he continues the onslaught. A very graphic and gross poop scene, and not for the faint-hearted. BTW, the 'movie' ends on that note.



Dreamcatchers
-- posted 1.2.02004 by Jackie

Totally gross movie based on a Stephen King story about aliens who invade the planet. They start out in an incubation period of some sort in a person's digestive tract. Not exactly poop, but there is a disgusting scene where one of the invaded people is on the john and the creature escapes via... well, you get the picture.



Dreamcatchers (more specific)
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Crapola

In the few minutes I saw, a character was sitting on a toilet seat with the lid down, trying to keep a monster in the bowl from escaping and killing him. Apparently, the monster had killed some unsuspecting pooper before, because the toilet tank and the bathroom floor were covered with blood.

Well, the guy got off the seat, and the monster came out. It looked like a long, snakelike turd with teeth! At one point, it brandished a toilet bowl brush at the guy.



Dreamcatchers (even more)
-- posted 6.24.02004 by Shyman

Rick (Eric Keenleyside) was walking around in fright. Meets Jonesy (Damian Lewis), who was hunting, stops to help Rick. Rick says he ate some berries in the dark (which were infested with alien babies that look like turds with teeth). He's offered to rest in bed. Rick takes the offer, and Jonesy and Beaver (Jason Lee) leave and comment on Rick on his nasty farts and horrendous belches.

In the next scene, Beaver and Jonesy check the room to find that Rick is in the bathroom, with a trail of blood leading from it. They ask where's he bleeding and tells them he's not. After several attempts at lying, Jonesy and Beaver knock down the door and find the bathroom covered in blood. The sink, the tub, and Rick himself are all covered in blood. It turns out those berries "went right through him" out of a hole in his ass (not the butthole... yikes!). The two find that there's something in the toilet that's going to kill them. Beaver stays behind and tries to keep the seat down, but it soon breaks out and kills Beaver, and uses Jonesy as a host.

Later, Morgan Freeman confirms that they're called 'Shitweasels.'



Dr. Dolittle 2
-- posted 6.2.02003 by Scott

Dr. Dolittle is in a locked bathroom with a bear that just ate two gallons of ice cream and is sitting on the toilet trying to hold it in. When Dr. Dolittle tries to open the window, which only opens about an inch, the bear lets out tons of farts as he experiences explosive diarrhea. Later, people react to the smell on Dr. Dolittle.



Dr. Dolittle (more detailed)
-- posted 7.26.02004 by Jeff

The bear gets depressed and starts eating the family's Cherry Garcia ice cream by the gallon. It eventually ends up talking to Dolittle in a small restroom facility, and when Dolittle decides to give the bear a chance, he hugs him, and the bear lets out a groan and a belch and says the ice cream is acting up. Dolittle then shows the bear how to use the toilet.

The bear barely fits on the toilet, saying it's not big enough. When Dolittle tries to leave, Riley waits at the door, making it hard for Dolittle to get out. The bear then starts swearing and groaning while Dolittle tries to open the window; but before he opens it, though, the bear lets loose and starts loudly farting for like a minute while Dolittle suffers from the smell. Later, people hold their noses when he walks by.

In another scene, birds defecate on the lawyers by acting like bomber planes.



Dr. Strangelove
-- posted 11.11.02002 by Dave

Towards the beginning of the movie, we see a girl in a bikini lying on a bed. The phone rings. "Buck, should I get it?" she asks someone off-screen. From the bathroom, we hear General Buck Turgidson shout, "You have to!" The girl (his secretary) reports that General Turgidson is "very tied up at the moment." There is some back and forth as the secretary relays the important information to the General -- Attack Plan R has been initiated, that's bad news -- until finally he has to come out (without flushing!) to grab the phone.



Dumb and Dumber
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Che

Jim Carrey is jealous of Jeff Daniels because Daniels has got a date with the chick Carrey is infatuated with. So Carrey slips him a big shot of "Turbo Lax" before the date and Daniels ends up dropping a nasty dump at the woman's house in a broken toilet. Visual and audio hilarity ensues.



Dumb and Dumberer
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Jesse

The prequel to Dumb and Dumber, this movie has one of the funniest poop scenes I have ever seen. Harry is over at his friend Jessica's house and sits on a heater. When he realizes that the heater has burned his pants, he asks to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Harry realizes that the chocolate bar in his pocket has melted, and tries to wipe it off his hand, getting it ALL OVER the bathroom. Since his clothes are covered in chocolate, he puts on a woman's business suit instead, while Jessica's dad proceeds to the bathroom. As soon as her dad (played by Bob Saget) enters the room, he says "Oh my God...he...shit...everywhere!" and proceeds to yell "Shit!" really loud for a couple of minutes while Harry, Jessica, and Lloyd have a conversation.

Also, in the last few minutes of the movie, a car sprays mud all over Harry. Harry runs into the middle of the street, and is hit by a car, with none other than Jessica's dad (Bob Saget) driving it. The mud splashes all over the car, and Bob Saget complains about the "shit all over my car."



Dummy
-- posted 9.8.02004 by Chelsea

There are two bathroom scenes in this one. In the first one, Adrien Brody in the john, reading quietly to himself with his pants down. We can only guess what he is doing. The second scene shows Brody with a dummy, practicing his act in the bathroom with his pants down.



Escanaba in da Moonlight
-- posted 4.21.02004 by Splatter_Dan

Albert Soady and his sons Rueben and Remnar go to their deer camp in the upper peninsula of Michigan the day before hunting season opens. Since they are from the U.P., they are Yoopers. Rueben (Jeff Daniels) is distraught because he is forty-three and has never bagged a buck. After taking a ribbing about his buckless-ness from Remnar, Rueben runs off and seeks solace in the two-holer (or two seat outhouse). His father joins him (neither are taking a dump so it is not weird as you may think).

Rueben confesses to his dad that he is worried that he will never shoot a buck and will forever be known as the "buckless-yooper." He thinks that it is unnatural, and to prove his point he breaks out the Soady family bible -- AKA the deer camp log book -- which is used to write down how and when every deer was ever killed during deer camp.

It details the story of Alvin Soady (who at the time was the oldest Soady man not to shoot a buck) and how, during his annual opening morning crap -- a scene during which a portly older man was trying to crap so hard he was sweating and producing spittle from the force involved -- he heard a buck scratching around the backside of the two-holer. In mid-poop, Alvin aimed his shotgun over his left shoulder and fired. The next scene is a view from outside the outhouse where, just after the shotgun blast, you see a puff of smoke from the back of the outhouse and the deer flopping over into view from behind the outhouse.

Needless to say, Rueben is upset because this putz was able to do what he has not -- and he did it while taking a crap.



Ed
-- posted 6.23.02003 by dixylanddlight77

Matt LeBlanc and his monkey Ed are in a scene where the monkey has to go. You hear a lot of farting. (It was diarrhea.)



EdTV
-- posted 6.2.02003 by The Big Wiper

In this send-up of reality-based TV shows Matthew McConaughey is regular guy, Ed Pekurny. He agrees to allow a webcam to intrude upon his life 24/7, and soon he has his fifteen minutes of fame and more. Early in the film, our hero is shown close-up clipping his toenails in the bathroom, but as the camera draws back, he soon informs us that he is also on the can (sweatpants hiked up discreetly around his crotch) and demonstrates a large pop-up mirror he has brought in to reflect the TV in the next room so he can watch while doing his business.

Later in the film, when interest in Ed's televised love life has reached a fever pitch, various viewers around the nation are shown on the edge of their seats. One is a young guy sitting on the toilet with his pants to his knees and using the same mirror trick Ed had unveiled in order to watch his own TV in the next room.



Elf
-- posted 5.16.02005 by The Big Wiper

Will Ferrell is Buddy, an orphaned baby who crawls into Santa's bag one Christmas Eve and is taken to the North Pole, where he is raised by Papa Elf (Bob Newhart). When he finds out the truth about himself years later, he sets out to find his real family and goes to New York City. There he is overwhelmed in child-like fashion by all the marvels he discovers.

In one scene we see a couple of bathroom stalls and hear a toilet flush, whereupon Buddy's head appears over the top of the stall after finishing (he is clearly standing on the commode). Looking down into the next stall, he addresses another occupant whom we do not see, and says, "Wow! Have you seen these enormous toilets?"

This is particularly appropriate because in an earlier scene in Santa's Workshop, Buddy retreats to a tiny elfin toilet for solitude, where he sits upon it in contemplation (but not for elimination purposes.)



Empire Records
-- posted 7.21.02003 by MaBoomFeelNice

In Empire Records, starring Liv Tyler and a few others who made it in the biz, Debi Mazar was always shown in the bathroom, shitting on the toilet. The only reason it was shown is because Liv Tyler was in there while it was going on, doing makeup or something.



Empire Records (more detailed)
-- posted 5.16.02005 by anonymous

Deb, played by Robin Tunney, is in the bathroom with Liv Tyler, to calm her down. Liv Tyler's character was in love with an overage pop star who had a signing in the store; but she caught her BFF Renee Zellweger fucking him in the counting room. The irony of the whole bathroom scene is that throughout the entire movie, Deb and Liv hate each other -- but when in need, Deb pulls through for Liv cause she understands her pain, and then feels comfortable enough to use the facilities in front of her.



Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
-- posted 7.26.02004 by stubbadub

Uma Thurman plays a jobless woman with enormous thumbs who hitchhikes endlessly. The Countess (John Hurt, in his strangest performance), who designs feminine hygiene products, sends Thurman on hitch trip all the way to Texas to a makeover ranch for old women.

Unfortunately for the old women and the staff, a group of unruly feminist cowgirls take over. Preceding this whole process, Bonanza Jellybean (Rain Phoenix) is shown taking a dump in an open bathroom/outhouse hybrid whilst discussing chicken hypnosis with Lorraine Bracco. Truly a sight to see.



Excel Saga DVD Volume #3
-- posted 11.6.02003 by Slim Jim Junkie

Baseball coach Aesop needs Etchan and Hatchan to make his losing team win. He says that if Etchan and Hatchan do not coach a winning team, he will place a curse on them. The scene changes to a dirty public stall. He says if Etchan and Hatchan do not win, he will make it impossible for them to find TP. He said they will have to use colored pages of a weekly magazine. The scene changes to Aesop sitting on the can and not doing well.



Eyes Wide Shut
-- posted 1.21.02003 by Jack Meoff

As Tom and Nicole are preparing for a night out, she stops to relieve herself with Tom standing right there. No Shameful Shitter here -- the dainty wipe is even caught on camera.



Fame
-- posted 4.14.02003 by The Big Wiper

The first of two poop scenes in this move features one of the most obnoxious students, Ralph Garcia, demonstrating how to take a crap to his classmates. He says it's all part of an exercise of getting in touch with your physicality. To demonstrate, he sits in a chair on top of a table with his jeans down around his ankles, holding a roll of TP in one hand and grunting loudly and humorously as he negotiates his turd. His classmates laugh, but his instructor looks serious as a heart attack about it, as if he is grading every little grunt and imaginary plop.

Later in the film, several male students race towards the boy's room and climb on top of a toilet stall to peer through an opening which allows them to see girls undressing in the adjacent room. One of them comments on the 'little nipples like raisins' he is seeing. Throughout all of this, we hear someone playing a tuba. Then, suddenly, the weight of the boys atop the stall causes it to collapse, revealing another guy sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, playing the tuba while taking a dump. The chicks on the other side look up and scream at all the noise and commotion.



The Fantastic Four
-- posted 1.16.2007 by
The Big Wiper

When four astronauts get irradiated and develop super powers and abilities, they become heroes out to triumph over evil. The leader of the group is Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic. He's able to stretch his body to incredible lengths. One of the first demonstrations of his abilities is a scene in which arm stretches into view, reaching from the bathroom and across the hallway for some toilet paper in the other room.



Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-- posted 2.16.02004 by Jacque Hass

A young Judge Reinhold finishes dropping the kids off at the pool only to stand up and rub one out whilst watching a sultry Phoebe Cates. Most people don't pay attention to the quality taboo shit scene in favor of the less taboo masturbation scene.



Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-- posted 10.15.02002 by Dakota

This movie stars Johnny Depp as "Raoul Duke" and Benicio del Toro as "Gonzo." It is all about the drug subculture. In one scene Benicio del Toro is heard taking a dump with good farting and shitting audio.



Fight Club
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota

A disgruntled office worker (Norton) whose life has reached a dead end finds unexpected release through violent fistfights, organized by his new friend (Brad Pitt). At one point, we see the Norton character sitting on the crapper in his apartment bathroom reading a magazine and at the same time talking on a cordless phone cradled between his neck and shoulder. His pants are around his ankles so he's obviously taking a dump. The scene is just part of the movie and no big deal unlike the poop scenes in most teen movies. What's great about the scene is that a major actor is quite comfortable being shown on the crapper, a message for Shameful Shitters everywhere.



Final Destination
-- posted 10.7.02002 by Dakota

Before the plane carrying the Devon character and his classmates to Paris takes off, Devon has a vision of the plane blowing up which, of course, it does after he and the other idiots leave the plane. Anyway, while they are in the lounge waiting for take off, Devon's buddy persuades him that they need to take a shit because they might otherwise have to do it on the plane after the effect of the flight food kicks in. So they head for the restroom together and we see them both sitting on the crappers in adjacent stalls taking a dump.



Final Destination (more)
-- posted 1.21.02004 by LOL

Aside from the airport scene, there is another toilet scene later in this chilling movie. It is night and Todd is headed for the bathroom. In a close-up shot, we see Todd put the toilet seat down before he pulls down his pants and sits down on the toilet. Apparently it was to be his last dump, because minutes later death finally "catches up to him."



The Fisher King
-- posted 11.6.02003 by AJ

Robin Williams has an extended riff, with sound effects, about a particularly splendiferous BM that caused him to see "little fat fairies floating around" hi