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gross

atleast one of them isn't pedohillia, or necro....

i typed in daily poop!

i am secretly searching for a way to make someone poo there pants (eg. a friend out camping or something) and it brought me here

this site is disgusting!!

I typed in poop dick and ended up here!

I found a link to a poop story on this site after clicking on a link in someone's profile on another site. After deciding that this was a site I would enjoy visiting time and time again, I typed "poopreport.com" in my browser and I just click on it wen I want to come here.

I like cheese. Please put pics of cheese on here because I like my poop to be cheesy. Thank you.

P.S. My weener can dance

I personally found poopreport.com after someone found MY website searching for "shit-filled underpants." You were fourth on the return list. I was 427th.

I came here to learn what shit tasted like and whether there were any decent recipes for recycling a dump ??

hairy breast

Final fantasy glory

i found poop report by seaching for people who love pills and pill poppers.so i guess the poppers done it,lol

I like to poop in my pants, alot. In public too. It feels so good when it comes out, warm and gushy. nasty

itmakes me want to shit my self again just thinking about it. oops already did. Hehehehe

Thank the memepool for this one.

I was looking for a classic picture of a toilet (and stall in which it resided) completely covered in shit. I saw it once on someone's site but forgot where it was and wound up here instead

We found the poop report while searching for "Hot, Tender, Juicy, Poop"

I found PoopReport.com by searching poop OR pee -tee -gee -dee -chee -cat -dog. Aren't I sick!

i searched on girls pooping in the toilet and thats how i came here!

i searched for fart butt poop mutt and this was like the 3rd site that came up

i searched for "dick covered in shit". like mine is right now.

colostomy bag.

I find this site utterly distasteful so I told all my friends and now we are addicted to poop

this site is poop-filled poop-tastic, and poop-sgusting

I am dreaming about all you gorgeous women sitting right down on the toilet seat above my face and taking a big old nasty pooh right into my mouth. Would that be all right?

I gamble and lose all the time so I was looking for a medical remedy but this site makes me laugh and then I poop in my pants. Oops.

i put poop in my sister's can of pepsi and she didn't notice

dude this "SHIT" is funny

~!~i love to shit myself while im on a date, the school bus or even at the mall when im done i sit down and rube it in that is my faveorite tghing to do.

from nevena jazarevic

i searched for bm

I searched for Wet Ones Wipes of all things and it brought me here! LOL

I typed in Hot Carl

I searched for "fart samples"

I have been constipated for 2 years and i finally 'got it out' thanks to this website.

Thanks alot, now i feel empty inside...:(

Looked For an E-mail called poop dick and found the brown pages

i found this site by searching for "jakes colostomy bag recycling" is for more or less a joke to see what would come up, and what do you know...

I searched for "poopy dick anal sex"

I wanted to know why porn stars never get shit on their dicks during anal sex.

Shit tastes like chicken after you eat jell-O.

i really have no idea how i got here and i dont know why i am still here. all i know that it disgusts me and yet at the same time i am overcomed with tears of laughter. i think this is a great poop-dum!

i love to eat shit. I am a big dumb fucking retard who likes the smell and look of big stinky turds.

i love the taste of shit, it has been a fetish of mine since the age of 16 after a boyfriend gave me anal and i licked my own shit off his cock- it all started from there and now i can't get enough. in summer time i get my boyfriend to shit on some non-stick cooking paper and i keep it in the freezer, i love the taste of frozen shit, i call them turdsticles. i dont know why people are so grossed out by the idea of eating shit, its totally natural and nutritious. animals eat shit so why cant humans?

i would love to have anna lick her poop off of my cock.

hello im just here bcos i want food

feces-turd (pronounced as one word)

designer toilet seat

I eat shit for a living and it tastes really really good, yum yum

I typed in "monogrammed book bag" and now my husband and I are enjoying our lovely diversion.

I can't seem to get all the poo out of my ass hairs. any suggestions?

Where I come from we bob for turds in the toilet.Im the champ!!! But my passion is to eat it right out of the tap!!!!!

My girlfriend wants to save al the screw-off caps from the bottles of ASTI we consume. So, she's been forcing them thru my sphincter ring, lubed with batter from the Red Lobster fried shrimp recipe. But they scratch by boyfriend's (ex-boyfriend!) penile member. And my pinky. Any ideas?

If I pull real hard when I am real soft, I can almost get the end of my bald pecker to touch my anus. Is this safe?

How can I get the bum crustiness off my little pecker. Apparently Phil and eddy don't wipe as deep as they used to. And it gets under my fingernails, too.

i love poop

Hey where can i get some turd pictures?

I like to inject young blonde, brown, or red head females poop up my butt to make me have a hard on. I have done it before. I have gone into porta pottys where girls have gone in, and taken their poop and placed it in zip lock bags and took them home in my bathroom and injected their poop IF ITS HARD ONLY in my hiny hole.

John

I searched for "harrowing sphincter".

Jennifer aka Kitty5691 I would love to have your poop in my ass then you have it smashed in yours. Don't poop in your pants, poop on my butt, it's not female food, it's male food.

I love eating a fat shat between 2 tittys. ahh makes me shoot my mANHOOD. YEAH!!!!!!

I was searching for "custom laundry chute".

Of all places to find, this was funny!

I've been looking all over the internet, for just one picture of a pile of shit. And i have yet to find it.

I like seeing videos of guys cleaning themselves out with enemas or giving another guy one. But since I am not ashamed of shit I ended up here. Its amazing that what some people find offensive and shocking others--like me--find funny.

I typed in my legal name. Sara Tevlin, and found it in poop report. Rockin! Now if my old jr high stalker ever remembers how to spell my last name, he see that I am a hardcore scat lover! Maybe that distant relative in ireland will find out, too. YAY!

I seached for "Human Poop Eating"

I found this site in a search for "poop on cock" or "shit on cock." I recently started having anal sex with my boyfriend, and one time his cock got brown and dirty and we both loved it. Then he asked me to poop on his cock in the shower. He went nuts with pleasure, stroking his cock with a handful of my fudge, and rubbing it onto my breasts. Very hot and nasty and a huge turn-on for both of us!

I typed the word "poop" into a search engine just to see what would come up, and I ended up here.

This page was number 4 on Google, the search term was "pants poop pictures".

seeking domme females/mommies to enslave me for life force me to become totally female take me to domme femal hypno therapist psychologist and force me into a severe infantile regressive state back infancy as a infant baby girl slut, beasti whore and human toilet

via extensive hypno therapy brain washing mind control behavior modification and re-birthing. only serious female big breasted and pretty lactating or willing to lactate also seeking a domme female RN to be my Nanny to help my mommy in my enslavement care nursing regression transformations and training to turn me into this infant whore and make this life a reality for which there is no escape. will require extensive e-mails and phone calls to get to know each other well. I am prepared to surrender myself totally for a life of serious deviant perverse sexual beasti and toilet slavery to be trained to become an infant animal cow whore for milking!! babyjessicaabc@hotmail.com register me with msn messanger as well!

one time i pooped on my boyfriends cock and then he started sticking it up my ass and rubbing all over me boobs..........it was great

I was "Googling" for a picture of a woman dumping on her lover's cock. Still haven't found one . . .

i love to stick a marker wrapped in plastic up my as while i masturbate it it so good

well one day i could hear my mum in the toilet. the noise of the shit hiting the toilet turned me on, so when she finished i went in and had a shit myself. i stared into the toilet and licked my lips. i picked one chunk up and smered it all ove my face i loved it.

ONE DAY I WENT TO INDIA AND SAW MY NAN. SHE WAS REALLY OLD AND WAS A BIT OF A LOSER I NEEDED THE TOILET BUT SHE WAS IN THE BATH.I ENTERED BECAUSE I REALLY NEEDED A BIT FAT POO. I FOUND HER USING A RUBBER DUCK FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES. IT TURNED ME ON SO HELPED HER GET OFF ON IT AND HAD THE BEST SHIT OF MY LIFE. SHE EVEN HELPED ME CLEAN MY ARSE. NOW THATS LOVE

i was at james la papiers house at the time. him n nicole were having diry sex when i heard........the toilet flush, what a beautiful sound. it drew me to it. thats when i nu that i had to eat nicoles poo. so i got the ugly cow to bend over and shit into my mouth. it was delicous the different cheesy flavours were amazing. that was two week ago, now me james, nicole have a threesome

during the war in afghanistan we were running low on rations. we searched and searched for food all we could find were dead afghan soldiers (by the way they were sexy), so we had no choice to recycle our poo and piss. we made a recipee called poobread, where we would roll the poo out and use the piss as yeast and for the extra flavour the bugs would sit on the poo and get stuck on it.

girls into pooping email me now!

i come from thailand and live in florida. i'm 25 and have been divorced 2x; in part because i suck cock and in part because my wives keep catching me using my poop as both appetizers and desserts. i don't see what the problem is. you say potato, i say i love the taste of my own shit. people who judge my shit-eating abilities are just jealous. in my native country, people eat cats and dogs. i happen to eat cosby kids. if any of you would like to, please seal some of your poop in a bag and fedex it to me. i'm really hungry, so hurry up! oh, and please make sure it has some corn kernels in it- that's my favorite flavor.

should i be afraid.. very afraid?

I was searching for more info on what a gay male friend of mine calls the "brown see-saw." He said he only did it once and wants to do it again. He said he and his lover got into a butt to butt position and his partner squeezed out halfway a long hard curved log of poop and worked the outer end up my friend's gay "pussy." Then they rode it and rocked on it til it melted from the heat and they both cummed jerking their cocks. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Is there another name for this? Links? Yum! :)'

I love when I poop on my friend Reid's head, and then rub my dick all over it and then stick my dick in his mouth. I'm not too fond of eating it, but I do enjoy watching his bitch ass taste it !!

Yeah, the white man loved inventing this of strange nature, who is very inteligent and when he becomes much inteligent as he built plane and other moving objects like cars and ship. He thinks that he have done everything by creating a human as he have acquired knowledge through science as he thinks, he went further to africa for advanture claiming that he have come for civilization,when he got to Africa he found out that African ladies have a wonderful ASS and think the only way to have this ASS is to buy them and take them home for everlasting. From doing so the WHITE MAN FUCK HE CHIMPAZEE AND MONKEY where he got AIDS and spread it to other nations.

White Man you have kill the rest of the other tribes through your long white DIG. HA HA

Sometimes when im feeling really down and dirty...I like to lay down in the tub, turn the water on, take a really smelly shit and roll around in it. After lounging around in my own feces for an hour or so, my skin starts to feel refreshed...like it has been treated to a tasty desert...the desert in this case just happens to be a smooth, milk chocolate log of shit. At this point i get my kitten to suck on my nipples, raising my enjoyment to a whole new level...giving me just enough inspiration to ooze a little more liquid brown turd out of my anus. After all of this im ready to get out of the tub, and go grab a hearty snack at the dinner table. No washing allowed!!! cheers...i hope some of you readers try out my techniques!!!

Dig. White man big smart builds moving things like jet and skateboard and paper clip and Mont Blanc fountain pen. He thinks he done done it all. But what about the Indians? What a Titanic! Through quantum physics and oil he be goin' to Africa where he sees everlasting African lady ASS and take it home and sell it. Columbus was terrorist who don't discover nothing but take wonderful African Queen ASS back to Liverpool and produce decadent Beatles. Bogey and Hepburn were brutal murdering neo-colonialst racists. White man has Bedtime with Bonzo in CIA laboratory to produce ebola then be dropping ebola bombs from Ebola Gay B-52 all over Africa designed to kill every black tribe. And tribe only of every race who can't neither read and/or write white running-dog imperialism. Shame on Yankee capitalist gangster bandit dog landlords! We take diamonds back from deBeers and grind them into plowshares! HA HA!

I wear diapers 24/7 so I can poo where ever I go. Then an hour or more later, I change my diaper and eat all the poop off of it. That way, I will always eat the poop and none of it ever goes in the toilet. I'm thinking of eating noting but poop for a whole week without eating anything but poop. Any people willing to come over to poop in my mouth and feed me. My poop alone can't feed me enough so I need other peoples poop. Only guy poop. It tastes better. It doesn't matter what texture just that its pure absolutely delicious poop. Just by thinking about this I'm reaching in the back of my diaper right now and taking out some poop. It's by my mouth. I'm gonna eat it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. so yummy. i'm gonna go eat the rest of my poo in peace now.

Actually I was searching "Piss Recycling", but now that I've read Jeremy Green's posting, I may have to try that...

have all of you been dropped on your heads? especially that jeremy fag that fucks his cat in a shitbath...all you need to get a girlfriend or something, fucking raging virgins

You folx iz fuckin' twiztid! This is very... wrong, just wrong. NOT the site... just some of these ppl.

I found this place one night when I suffered from a horrid bout of insomnia. So I sat down at the computer and started typing weird stuff into the Yahoo Search just to see what would come up. When I typed in "poo nugget" this was the first one on the list. This and ratemypoo.com.

I googled "shitting on the floor" google always turds up something funny.

When I was little, i used to LOVE pooping on my dog. I would bend over and poop, of course he would eat it! I did this until I was 12, then I used to purposely clog the toilet so I could eat the torn up crap. yummy!

When I used to go to the mall, my way of saying what I wanted was to hump my mom's leg. For example, I would say,"MOM! I want a pretzle!" HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP! So she got me one. She thought it was JUST A PHASE. But IT wasn't! When I moved out with my boyfriend, I started doing it to him too. One day he told me it turned him on! So I even started doing it to random people. I usually got good reactions, it was really fun! Everyone should try this!

I am always searching for pics/vids of women shitting their little panties but the net offers almost nothing! on or two sites offer big cottony panties witch are too big! there must be someone out there with decent pics?
i have been into similar since i was about 17. Its not something you can discuss with the girlfriend! H E L P!!!

i am commenting about all crap that has been written on this page by u lot...good interesting crap mind u :-)
i havent opened the turd eaters page yet cos i aint got the courage.
hmmm maybe tomorrow.
keep up the interestingly crappy comments

p.s. i found poop in Stumble com. bloody good site
http://www.stumbleupon.com/

doh!!

That's lovely, kid.

I like poop, so of course I'd find this site.

ROCK ON, Poop Meisters!!!

I think some of you people are messed up, like Robbie and Marshall. On the other hand, some of you are really cool, Melissa.

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I typed in: chocolate covered pretzle recipes and this site came up. This shit was real funny~ when I was 12! I really am looking for pretzle recipes...but not here!

I typed in poop dick and ended up here! Does any other guy still lick the poop off his lover's penis? I like it, does anyone feel the same?

(to Jennifer) Hey baby I love to shit my pants too! Will u be my gf so we can do it together?

"Poop Mold"
I want to start a service to FedEx shit to people you don't like, but that might be considered bio-terror these days... so I was thinking that poop-scented candles would kick ass.

I typed in hemmorides and I got poop report, I like this site I just got my first computer my x-girlfriend died and I got all her stuff, bummer yes but she is floating around somewhere I'm sure, I am so obsessed with my bowel movements being a total hypocrandric she would really get a kick that I found poop report.

i typed in poopy pants because thats what my son had at the time (massive stomache virus)

This site is totally wacked. Anyone who likes poop is screwed up. I was searching for how to teach my dog to poop outside...then I found this site as more evidence that this world is filled with screwballs!

I searched for Poopy Dick

I like to fart nasty style inside elevators and walk out while my friend stays in there with a voice recorder to hear peoples actions. Very Fun!
We've had comments such as, "Did that kid shit his Pant?" or What the hell is that smell, elevator gears? lol all kinds of crazy things people say about my ass.

i typed "pix of hell"

True story: i found this place in my tech school algebra course after typing in, "poopturd". Funny shit here, such as: "I shat so hard a twinky i'd eaten in first grade came out" type stuff. Good job guys!!

Go Poopreport.com

I did some searching for "Toilets of the world", then Squatting Toilets, then "Nature's Platform", then that got me to this site here.

http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/
Nature/squatty.html

i found Poopreport on www.ilovebacon.com

google dog shit see what happens

I got here from Google, looking for stories of
aliens cutting out cattle's hoops (as aliens will).
The exact search words were "moo-cow" "anus" "asshole".
Try it --- meet ya' back here! LOL

I typed in "why is my butt leaky" the first time. The second time I typed in "the best part of waking up is folgers in your butt" because my wife was doing coffee enemas.

poooooooooooooop

I bet you people are all Christian so you're probably like "oh my God, it's a Satanist!" but I'm cool and I love shit as much as you all do so accept me.

i've been collecting shit for about 2 years now, i keep it in a special contain(air tight) and then i freeze it,its really cool, when everybody leaves the house i take them out and play with them, i have been started to make a life size model of jerry springer with fully functioning anas as well

p.s if any of yous have any ideas of any cool models which i could make please e-mail me your ideas

I enjoy making poo anywhere except the toilet. Usually go on the school bus seat, and on chairs in school.

i also googled my way here..
i was looking for pictures of poop..
i don't know why..
maybe it's fate.. harhar!

I googled "why do narcotics make me itch" Some how I ended up here. I'm glad I did, its been very entertaining.

This site is poopfastic

To pass the time while pooping, I enjoy text-messaging my friends, just to tell them that I am currently taking a leisurly poop.

Used Google to search for " My Kitten cant poop"

I typed in poop shooter because I wanted to make a game of shooting flying pieces of poop with TP. I love this site! You people are soooooo sick! Unless of course you are like me and just have a warped sense of humor-(I used to go into chatrooms about poop and type in crazy shit like I eat poop with corn kernels in it and stuff like that just to get a reaction out of others) Its lots of fun, but I really cant believe anyone would REALLY eat poop (I mean the risk of Ecoli, and the horrible smell, and well...poop is just yukky!) So Poops to all you peeps and keep this site pooping!!!

I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

I WAS LOOKING TO SEE MIDGETS HAD SMALL TURDS OR NORMAL TURDS!!!

Was looking for SCRATCH MY BUTT dog tags.

Honestly, I was researching some new TP vendors, I don't remember exactly whta I Googled, but I got here, and thank goodness I did.

I'm conducting a feasibilty study into recycling dog shit. Conwy County Borough Council provides dog bins for the public to dispose their pets' pooh. I was disappointed, although not surprized to discover, that this dog pooh is stuffed into landfill. Ocassionally its incinerated. Surely we can do more with this abundant natural resource?

I'd never read this thread before, and now I wish I never had. What a bunch of sick fucks.

Was looking for a Thanksgiving recipe at 5:00AM after being up all night; trying to sober up from a night of heavy drug use and drinking. Got giddy and decided I'd Google "dog shit recipes."

Was very disappointed I did't find one for do-do stuffing. ;) Not really!! LOL

LJ, it makes me appreciate the hard work of the site moderators; otherwise, I would guess that most of the threads would be poisoned with this kind of garbage.

I got to this site while searching for the term "solid log." (Don't ask me why.)

I Googled "big poo" and found this site.

I searched Poopy Cock

"horrid ass smell"

That's right ladies and gents. If you want to find out about "horrid ass smell" then PoopReport is #1!

I am still nauseated every time I run across this thread. I hope all these wierdos have found something to keep them from coming back here!

Whew! Took me a while to moderate this one. How many sick fucks did we attract to this particular thread? I am very disturbed now. It sort of gives me the jester in the closet feeling.