Sweet, sweet, smelly JUSTICE!!!!

So u thru it at me ur lucky i dunno whair u live u r a !#@$#%$%^$&%%$#@%@#$&.

I'm not sure if I should cheer or scream...but it sounds like that guy deserved it.

The part I don't understand is why you eat a food that gives you the shits 50% of the time? You must really love pizza.

There aren't many foods that give me the shits (mainly fast food does, but I gave it up anyway), but if something did mess up my bowels that much I would quit eating it.

Something about this story "stinks". I don't belive it. If it's true I am 100% behind throwing poop on "assholes". But something just tells me this is a fabrication.

Well I hope this story is true, but we will never know. I, for one, would never make something up and try to get it posted on PoopReport. I would rather read a boring true story than some loser's fantasy.

The things in this story that might make it unbelievable to me are 1) that this poop thrower would actually return to the same bathroom in the same store the next day, 2) that this poop thrower showed up in this bathroom the next day right at the time that the racist kid was cleaning the bathroom, and was it the same poop he was cleaning? A department store whould leave a mess like that overnight?

Racisim brings out the best in all of us I guess. If the kid were to insult a black man in front of me, I would have kicked his ass. But this was much, much better.

That story is false.

Who cares if it is false because it was damn funny.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Tupperware container full of shit to be deposited on the head of every person who sponsors or engages in intolerance the world over. Good work, Phaze, I applaud you.

And yes, urinals do rock.

I remember the old joke:

"What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The Bucket."

Now it'll be:

"Whats the difference between a racist and a tupperware contaier full of shit??? haha!!!"

Good work Phaze, you inspire me.

TCM said "Racisim brings out the best in all of us I guess. If the kid were to insult a black man in front of me, I would have kicked his ass."

TCM....America's new Super Hero.

I dont agree with racism, or race hate crimes which get labelled on to offenders, its just a scape goat, but this act of (supposed) revenge is waht should happen to all racists... that'l make a difference, no more world peace day, just worl feaces day...

#1) i don't buy this story.

#2) assuming for the sake of argument it IS true...why am i the only one who thinks it's not cool to throw shit on somebody??? last time i checked, being racist isn't a crime in and of itself. throwing shit on somebody, on the other hand...

come on, people! wake up and smell the double standard here.

and ANOTHER thing...

if i were a white racist and some black poop vigilante pelted me with a fresh load of his own excrement, that would only serve to reinforce my racial tendencies.

Gandhi and MLK must be rolling over in their graves at the responses of all you who condone this!!

From what I have seen, most people who are smart know how to spell "stuped" and "lyeing." Actually, those are something around 2nd grade words that no one should be expected to learn. I am sorry but if you like here is the correct spelling: stupid and lying.

Is it just me or is what that guy did wrong. You should no throught poop on the racist you should be a nice person and show him that you are better than lowering yourself to his level. He may be an ass ,but still don't bring yourself down with him

lol, i thinks its funny as shit, all of you that are being serious about it just shows how unexciting and dull your lives are. i mean, your talking about reading someones shit stories. i was directed here through another website and just casually read the story. ill save this site just to show that anyone can post shit on the internet. literally

Hey Fuck you, FUCK OFF! People have different interests and means of entertaining themselves. I'm sure you entertain yourself by sucking stray dog dick , but I wouldn't judge you for it. And about "anyone can post shit on the internet"? Prove it to us and post a picture of your canine-cum glazed face on the net. That would truely be an example of "shit".

Also, I feel the definition of a "dull life" is someone who has nothing better to do than to post something on a site that he/she doesn't even care for just to irritate the people who do. Go find a dog and buy some Chapstick you ignorant fuck face.

About the story, Phaze should write fiction or something. It seems that's what he's best at. There are too many inconsistancies for me. It would be funny...IF IT WERE TRUE! I'm not downing you Phaze, but c'mon. Be true to your fellow poopreporters. You don't have to make stuff up or exaggerate to gain acceptance. Be yourself!

ps. By the way, I'm racist. Against racism.

peace.

I think that this is a good story and I like seeing racists get it. But if this kid finds out an african american did this to him, he will no longer have baseless little person disease. He will have something to fight against.

He'd have to fight against people who toss tupperware containers full of shit of him? I'd pay to see.

OK, I've spotted the inconsistencies in the story: First, he calls his ass a "bum". That's fine, if you're a Brit. But in the next sentence, he calls himself an "African American". In England? Or is it his ass in the US of A?

I dunno, I am against prejudice, especially against race, but this is kinda like a hate crime to me. But thats just the veiws of a 15 year old.

What the hell. ALMOST never does a racist change his ways, so who gives a shit whether or not he has some thing to fight against now that a black man has given him what he deserved. If it's true, it's funny. If it's not, it still is fucking funny, and it makes me happy.

And by the way, racism is a fucking primitive hatred, and anyone who condones it needs to die. Throwing poop isn't really hatred, it's genius, and who gives a fuck if its against the law. I'm fine with making their lives miserable.

Ghandi and MLK aren't God you know.

I'm glad you don't like racism, Ass Phlegm, but you can't be racist against something that isn't a race. Racism isn't a race. African is a race.

most of the time id write somthin funny, but im not sure if it's true heres what i thought would have been funny, if it is they should have made that racist B@sterd eat the siht off the floor

First I would like to make comment that this story obviously isn't true, which a lot of people pointed out. Secondly, let's say this story is true, I do not think you had any right to throw shit on anybody. Regardless of what a person feels, it is THEIR opinion. Sure, his opinion may be wrong in your moral standing, but not everybody shares your standards for morals. What you did was immature and uncalled for and should probably be fined.

Reminder: I do not buy this story at all.

As much as I hate racists I still don't think it's really nice to throw feces on someone. Maybe an asskicking or unleashing a wild boar on them, but the idea of getting human waste on you is pretty unsanitary. I'd never feel clean again.

The best part is that the kid left a message!

u threw doo doo all over some dude that rocks but how come u shower right after u shit r u a germaphobe or something?

Turddude, I'm an American, and I like to call butts "bums" too.

Anyway, I LOVED this story. It has inspired me. The next time some guy is being sexist, I'm gonna throw shit on him! And yes, I know girls don't share bathrooms with guys, but I don't care. I WILL throw shit on him!

racism is stoopid

I"M WHITE AND THAT WAS FUNNY NOTHING BEATS THROWING SHIT ALL OVER A FASCIST

Congratulations. You created the next mass murderer!

This story is just complete and utter shit. As in bull.

I wonder if some of you are so fucking sympathetic to racists (Che, MasterCDG, etc.) because you are actually racist yourselves. You say that it's racists' "moral standards" to view races like they do, but what about pedophiles and murderers? Maybe a pedophile could say that he rapes little boys because it's his "moral standard". It's kind of suspicious how much [white] people stand up for racists. MasterCDG says that he had no right to throw shit on the racist. Do racists have a right to hate an entire race and make them targets of violence? Okay...

And I couldn't care less if the story was true or not.

I think the little fuck got what he deserved. I don't understand how anyone can even be a racist. I don't think skin color should matter.

great idea! I'll try it!

Many of these goody-goody comments about this story make me sicker than being bathed in human shit. The little fuck-monkey kid got what he deserved. Most of you "this is wrong" freaks are probably politically correct white yuppies with nothing better to do with your time.
As for political correctness- it's just the cowards way of being racist without actually saying it. Political correctness points out the differences between rich, stuck-up white pigs and the rest of the world. These oinkers use it to look down their noses at us all.
I do have to say, at least the Klan admits it. Political correctness is just a more discrete way to dance around with a white hood.

*applause*

Now let me see....a kid gets assaulted with excrement, just because he manifests an opinion which may not be politically correct, or particularly tasteful to many people? So basically, the author, much like a gorrilla in a zoo, hurls his feces at members of his own species who he does not agree with, even though they have done hiom no physical harm.
Maybe this kid has a good reason to be racist. Maybe on that fateful day, one of his stereotypes was proven to be true.

First of all, racism is morally wrong. Physical damage is not as bad as mental damage. Studies have shown that people who have been morally humiliated for years are more likely to commit suicide than those who were physically harmed.

It's easy to heal physical wounds. Hell, most of the time your body does it for you! However, you can't just snap your fingers and forget something.

I do not, however, condone throwing feces on anyone.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT ROCKS!!

That is funny because now he is as black as you are.

Bahahahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahaa

don't stop throwing poop
keep the faith

love,
the Poop Fighters

Like I'd tell you said:

Most of you "this is wrong" freaks are probably politically correct white yuppies with nothing better to do with your time.
As for political correctness- it's just the cowards way of being racist without actually saying it. Political correctness points out the differences between rich, stuck-up white pigs and the rest of the world. These oinkers use it to look down their noses at us all."

Ok. So racism is wrong? Well why did you say anything about white people? I thought it didn't matter what colour people are?!

Fecal T.P Treacle said:

"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Tupperware container full of shit to be deposited on the head of every person who sponsors or engages in intolerance the world over. Good work, Phaze, I applaud you. "

Intolerance? Such as throwing fecal matter on someone whose views are different to yours?

Damn! Some people are bitter.

I thought this story was hilarious!

Me too, Shit Volcano.

Great Story!!

definately a good story. it's just a story. it humored me alright.

I am no racist, but two wrongs don't make a right.

The story was well written and hilarious, but when you think about it, throwing poop on people is wrong. The kid was an ass who deserved to have the shitty luck he did, but...
throwing poop is wrong.

It doesn't ring true to me, but it is rather a vivid example of what I'd bet a lot of normal people WISH they could do to ignorant mean people.

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"You polished up my low-flow, and I dirtied up your bowl!"

#1: The little asswipe got what he deserves.
#2: Who cares what this guy calls his arse, it's the same thing.
#3: I'm not even sure the second comment is from the racist kid. Racists are very stupid and ignorant people. I doubt the kid would have been smart enough to say, google what had happened and find this story. No, I think it's just a regular poopreport.com visitor.

I like this story. It reminds me of a time when I stabbed a kid with a pen and he went crying to the teacher, and the teacher told me if I hadn't stabbed him, she would have. Haha. Think what you want.

Though I belive in the saying "two wrongs don't make a right", I don't blame you one bit.

I am glad to hear that this racist jerk finally got his comeuppin's.

Shit justice at it's finest. Great story, and very funny.

It is too bad that people still judge a person for their color, not their character.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Nothing like a brown sauce experience.