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Posted 07.01.2009 by EngineerChris (17)
My name is Chris, and I have been diagnosed with Crohn's Disease since about 1992. One of my passions is playing with cars -- and, particularly, racing them. Another thing I do, it just so happens, is poop often. To cut to the point, several of my friends and I are going to participate in an upcoming endurance race called 24 Hours of Lemons. The race is a particularly tongue-in-cheek -- a fun but grueling event.

A portion of our entry application is a team name and explanation of why we should be included in the event. I would like to make an entry that is meant to raise awareness of Crohn's Disease, Colitis, and IBD. With permission, I would like to use PoopReport as a point of interest of our entry.

The event is typically pretty rowdy and fun. I would like to use it as a lighthearted platform for the cause. We would solicit donations to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America, but I think primarily it would just be some good advertising for the Foundation (and your website, if you want it).

I am not asking for any kind of sponsorship financially (although we would definitely take it if offered :-). I would just like to see if you would lend us your permission to use the PoopReport name and likeness for our car entry. I would also probably borrow some tidbits of funny stuff from the website.

We will be racing in the event even if it we don't deck it out in "Got Guts?" regalia. Funny and imaginative car decorations are encouraged, and I just thought it would be an easy way for us to do something charitable with our entry.

The event we will likely race in is at Carolina Motorsports Park, in Kershaw, South Carolina, September 12-13, 2009.

I look forward to your comments or suggestions!


Editor's note: Naturally, I think this is a great idea. I wrote back to Chris and offered to send him a handful of PoopReport schwag. I also asked him if there's anything we PoopReporters can do to help. Here is his response.


Dave,

That sounds great. I will be in touch. Stickers and graphics will be very useful.

I would love it if the PoopReport community could help me with a witty description of why we should be in the event.

I will have a website up eventually at Number2racing.com!

EngineerChris (17) -- 07.01.2009

Greetings PR crew. I guess now that Dave put us on the front page I will have to get motivated and put our website together. Pictures of the car and our progress to come.

I think a www.poopreport.com decal on the back glass will look mighty nice.

daphne (4391) -- 07.01.2009

Chris, you seem like our type of person. Glad you joined. Best wishes for your event, and by God, send us some pictures!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Deja Poo (966) -- 07.01.2009

Jeezus. Pit Crew for this operation could be a very dangerous job. Good luck.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

sittingpretty (2317) -- 07.02.2009

It sounds awesome! I wish I could be there just to cheer for poopreporter's possible official race car driver. Woo Hoo.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Pantload (88) -- 07.02.2009

Remember to poop right and turn left, and left, and left and...

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 07.02.2009

It's too bad AP isn't hanging around anymore. Teed-Off Turd would make a great mascot for your team!

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

EngineerChris (17) -- 07.02.2009

Pantload, This is real racin' we turn left and right.

Turdlehead (3) -- 07.02.2009

Wish I could make it to the race. I'd love to see your skid marks. Good luck and have fun.
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If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down

phatmanxxl (514) -- 07.02.2009

A huge poopreport.com logo across the hood like a nascar would be awsome!

Dildo Baggins (115) -- 07.03.2009


What kind of cars are we talking about? Real full size, remote control size, pedal cars? I wouldn't think that a guy who may have to poop with no notice would want to be strapped in a 5-point harness. Regardless, best of luck sir._______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

Lumberjack (15) -- 07.03.2009

I can see Chris's car now (poop report style of course)...toilet bowl for a driver's seat (or passenger seat at least), plunger stick shift knob, skid mark paint job, all topped off with a turd hood ornament (hopefully dave hooked you up with one already). Tell me that won't turn heads.
Not enough for you?? Take a dump on (in) the passenger's seat.
Want that paint job on the cheap? ($500 limit right?) Eat some Pho, shit out the window while your buddy speeds down a dirt road. PRESTO! Paint job for about 3.95.

Good Luck Chris!

kurrPLUNK (4) -- 07.07.2009

I like the idea that LumberJack has: "take a dump on the passenger seat". Except it will definitely add some weight to the car...

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Hey mom, is it supposed to be green?

realripsnorter (70) -- 07.07.2009


Here's a good reason to be in the event: "Because #2 is #1!"

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

SATANICKPOOPER (3) -- 08.27.2009


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SATANICKPOOPER Great idea hope it works out

EngineerChris (17) -- 09.10.2009

Well ladies and gentleman, the weekend of stupidity has arrived. We are currently about 2 hours out from the track with our racecar in tow.

Check out our site for pictures of the car.
www.number2racing.com

For those interested in following along I hope to be able to make updates and upload pics of the event as they happen.

Bilgepump (2746) -- 09.10.2009

Great car, Chris!!! Good luck, dude!!
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

EngineerChris (17) -- 09.11.2009

Pics of today's hi jinx are up
here

and
here

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.11.2009

Your car's a piece of shit...I mean this as a compliment!

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 09.12.2009

The Number 2 car... Of course! Nice pics!
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

meowpoo (55) -- 09.12.2009

asscar.........sounds like a nice piece of shit. -- what smells?

Engineerchris1 (not verified) -- 09.12.2009

The #2 team is currently running in 13th out of 118 cars. 5 hours done, and a long way to go.

Bilgepump (2746) -- 09.12.2009

Hope you don't mind, Chris, I went ahead and linked the pic sites from your post for you.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

EngineerChris (17) -- 09.12.2009

Day 1 is done. We trashed the clutch slave and master cylinders with 2 hours to go. A heroic mechanic job and a solid hour in the pits later we got back to racing. When the checkered flag dropped the number2racing car now sits at 26th out of 118 overall. Will hopefully have more pics to post tonight. Spread the word link away, we want the whole world to know our sh*t don't stink.

Bilgepump (2746) -- 09.12.2009

Nice job, Chris!!! KEep the tire side down and you'll be gold...er...brown...er...something.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilgepump (2746) -- 09.12.2009

I'm watching the Nascar Richmond race at the moment, and Kurt Busch's #2 car just doesn't look right....(Don't like either of the Busch brothers, but that's beside the point)
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

daphne (4391) -- 09.13.2009

The Super Troopers car is great, too.

Good luck, Chris!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

EngineerChris (17) -- 09.13.2009

Currently running without any clutch. Car is stuck in 3rd gear, but still circling the track at 25th overall.

EngineerChris (17) -- 09.13.2009

Well we beat the car until 2nd gear was all I could use to keep racing. We finished 20th overall out of 118 cars. Should have some good video of the carnage later in the week.

Bilgepump (2746) -- 09.13.2009

That is still an awesome finish, considering the problems...great job, man.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Jack Schitt (96) -- 09.14.2009

Good job and congratulations! Looking forward to the video.

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