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The Big Squat: Marking World Toilet Day on November 19

Posted 10.22.2009 by Dave (11987)
World Toilet Day is coming up. It's November 19 -- just a few weeks away. It's an important event that marks the fact that 2.5 billion people in the world don't have a pot to piss in, and are instead forced to practice habits like open defecation that cause serious risks to health (not to mention dignity).

This year, the organizers of World Toilet Day have come up with an incredible idea to spread awareness. They're calling it "The Big Squat". Here's what's going to happen: on November 19, in busy locations all over the world, groups of people are going to stop and squat. For one minute.

Participating in the Big Squat is simple. Simply squat for one minute in a highly visible location, and then have a plan to explain to anyone who notices WHY you're all squatting.

Squatting is actually a very healthy bathroom stance, but it's also a symbol of the problems in the developing world, where a lack of sanitation forces people to squat in fields, on train tracks, or in other open places. Open defecation is actually one of the worst problems facing the developing world.

It's going to get attention. Lots of attention. And I think each PoopReporter should start a Squat Squad.

It's pretty easy and informal: set up a Facebook group for your area, gather your friends, print out some flyers, go somewhere public, and squat. Then go somewhere else and squat. And then do it again. And again. Everything you need to set up your Squat Squad, from flyers to press releases, is in the Big Squat toolkit.

This is an important and highly-visible event. If you call the media beforehand, you're almost guaranteed to get on the local news. It's a surefire way to spread awareness, have some fun, and freak out some Shameful Shitters. I'll be doing it here in Singapore. How about you?

phatmanxxl (527) -- 10.22.2009

I love the logo

athenivanidx (104) -- 10.22.2009

I had to piss in an open field on vacation this past summer.......it was like the equivalent of the county dump.......big piles of garbage......in Ladakh, India.

The Integral, who is still working on a poop story from that same vacation. Not a poem this time, a story.


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We three shits of Mathematica are. Laughing on the toilet, har, har!

IBS NO MORE (336) -- 10.22.2009

Sounds like a fun time! I wonder if there are any PoopReporters in the Houston area who would join me, or whose group I could join. (I don't do Facebook. Yet...?)

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How I beat IBS

Postman (824) -- 10.22.2009

When we squat, are we supposed to have our pants down?

Bilgepump (2799) -- 10.22.2009

I think that's a matter of personal preference, Postie, and one should also consider how well one is getting along with the person in charge of doing laundry.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Squattr (not verified) -- 10.22.2009

Are we supposed to poop on the ground? Or are we just supposed to squat without actually pooping? I could see this getting messy...

Dave (11987) -- 10.22.2009

It's a simulated squat, of course. No really pooping. (I can't believe I just had to write that.)

And if your pants come down, you'll be on the news for sure; but any awareness you raise will be less for the issue of sanitation and more for the issue of police tazer efficacy.

ChiliKahKah (1062) -- 10.22.2009

Hopefully people will notice !

Squat-n-leaveit (560) -- 10.22.2009

Not sure if I can squat, without, well... Leaving anything. I will try not to produce for the cause!

sittingpretty (2349) -- 10.23.2009

I can't hold a squat as I will fall down. Funny thing, the other day I was practicing squatting to strengthen my thigh muscles. I only practised once.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt (2888) -- 10.23.2009

Dave mentioned "police tazer efficacy", does that mean we squatting fellows will have our dangling parts fried? :(


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

sittingpretty (2349) -- 10.23.2009

Do you like your nads over easy or scrambled? Soft boiled or hard boiled? Poached or omelet?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 12.03.2009

I love the idea, but I am a shamless shitter sadly :(

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