Bowel vs. Bowel: The Missing Event
Watching the Olympics this week, and seeing all these athletes with their perfect bodies winning all their medals, it occurred to me how the average, everyday person could be a part of this: pooping should be an Olympic event.
Think of the possibilities. You wouldn't have to have separate events for men and women. Not just athletes, but the average Joe and Josephine could compete. You could have events like Longest Turd, Heaviest Turd, and Most Creative Shape. Any country would have a chance, even some of these new ones with "stan" at the end of their name. You could even change the bronze medal to the brown medal.
Only problem I see is that people might be shy about shitting in front of a stadium full of people, and on TV; but I'm sure every country has their own Shameless Shitters.
This is an idea whose time has come. What do you think?