I can relate to being really satisfied with a nice solid clean-wiping poop. I laughed out loud at "toothpaste poop"... butt then I wanted to cry because that's what I deal with MOST of the time :\ THAT can "color" your day a real ugly shade of brown!
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

I'm so glad your bringing this topic to light. My girlfriend is kinda poop phobic, so I'm using this episode as kind of a "poop therapy" thing.

Oh, the dry, wipeless poop described is a lot like the "ghost shit". That dry, satisfying purge gets diminished somehow when you look and there's not even a trace. Then you wipe and come out clean and almost feel a little betrayed.

Normally though, it is the toothpaste.

No way! I never feel betrayed by having a clean wipe--that's a million times more satisfying than having to use half a roll of toilet paper wiping until there's no more autograph. The last time I had good poop for more than one day in a row, it actually changed my personality... I would come out of the restroom feeling giddy after each episode, and that giddiness stayed with me for days.
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

I watched it but I'm sorry I did. Can I have back that six minutes of my life? Pretty lame.

Hey, I found it amusing (but not very enlightening). The Canadian dude made me laugh, 'cause thats how a lot of Aussie jabronies converse, too.
(Is jabroni a real word? It appears in the Urban Dictionary, and its one of my favourite derogatory terms).
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And he did smite the devil with his flatulence.
I love it!

I'm glad "Joe the Plumber" was not in this enjoyable episode!

Plus, my husband, Scat-O-Logical is Lutheran, so I told him his farts are holy and will scare off the Devil :)

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Piece Out!
Crapola

Thanks Mullet for adding another word to my vocabulary. I loved the definition given in the urban dictionary.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"

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See, I wish i could know for sure when I get an angelic poop that requires no TP, because then I would know not to use any and it would all be like one fluid, perfect action. Sit down -> perfect poop -> get back up. Thats what I want, but the trouble is, I have to check anyways. What a waste of TP! Even when I think its going to be perfect, I get scared and check. I'm a coward. I long for the perfect poop where i know to not wipe, and hop off the throne right after.... i have a dream.

I have a friend...
Back when we were kids, he went for a couple of days without choking a loaf. While we were at the local swimming pool he got the urge, but the stalls had no doors. To him, no door equalled no shit, so he held it in. As we walked home, the urge came again, this time strong enough to make his eyes bulge and go in different directions.
He raced down an embankment and under a railroad bridge. When he came back, he was puffing like he'd run a mile, but laughing too. He told me to go have a look at his workmanship (which I did), and it was the largest single pile of poo I'd ever seen in my young life!
I noticed that there was no paper, so I asked him what he'd used, and he explained that it flew out with such force that it created its own scavenging effect, and sucked his bumhole clean.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

"Choking a loaf"?? I hope that doesn't involve the same hand-to-object action as choking your chicken...
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Interesting and well done but not as satisfying as a good poop.

I think it is so hilarious when they talk about it without CRACKing a smile! It makes me laugh even harder!
It was entertaining but I own 19 pets so I am a poop expert as well.

Part 2 is up on the Flush TV site. It's even funnier, and affords a wonderful insight into domestic pooing and toilet paper folding.

http://rathergood.com/demon2

This should be a show on National Public Radio.
The tenor and content of this little episode is perfect for all things considered.

I do prefer to have a nice clean wipe, and I do like the poops that slide down the toilet because then I do not have to worry about floaters. I hate the sticky ones and I have had ones that have stung my bottom. I think I have had every kind of poop you can think of hard, runny, smelly, floaters, bricks (where they go straight down) but most of all is after eating something spicy and it stings like mad, not nice 

Actually after thinking about it some of your stories are crazy, but I have pooped in the woods and used a leaf and one time I have needed no go really badly but there was a cue I even checked the men’s but they were shut, so I ran home but just as I got to the bathroom door it all came out and I had to throw away a good pair of jeans.

Crazy, but funny sight.

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zartlett fartalot......I see that you are using spell check and taking more care with your comments.....thanks.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!