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Gasputin's Big Score

Posted 09.23.2008 by Dave (11977)
From: Bruce Smith
To: dave@poopreport.com
Subject: A REQUEST FOR REPRINT RIGHTS TO AN ARTICLE
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I am the editor of Naughty Neighbors magazine. Naughty Neighbors is a men's sophisticate magazine that is distributed around the world. Print runs are over 120,000.

The premise of NN is that we feature layouts of amateur girls from around the world that are sent in by boyfriends, lovers, husbands, etc. (Of course, the majority of the layouts are from professional photographers, but the readers like the concept, and NN has been leading the amateur side of the men's sophisticate magazine market since it was first published in 1995.)

We are The SCORE Group, which produces seven titles of men's magazines that are all distributed internationally.

For my next issue, I was online researching anal bleaching which -- based on email from our readers -- is now taking off more than it has been. In my research, I discovered your site, and the excellent piece: An Asshole to Dye For, written by Gasputin.

The size of the piece, the entertaining way in which it is written and, yet, the information that it gives, would drop right into Naughty Neighbors. So, I am asking if I can purchase reprint rights to the article for use in NN.

I can offer $*** and a mention of your website -- say a paragraph or so that you could supply. And I will be happy to send you a copy of the issue once it is printed.

I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Bruce Smith
Managing Editor
The SCORE Group

Dave (11977) -- 09.23.2008

I edited out exactly how much Gasputin is getting paid -- it's a competitive secret for the Score Group. Rest assured, it's a pretty nice wad of cash. Congratulations to Gasputin!

C Everett Poop (793) -- 09.23.2008

Way to go Gasputin! Tell them they can use my political rants in the forums for free.

prarie doggin (3903) -- 09.23.2008

Wow, big $$ for bleaching. Whats left. I'm going to bleach my penis tonight. SCORE, contact me.

ChiliKahKah (1007) -- 09.23.2008

i vote to let Wikipedia have it first !

shitwit (609) -- 09.23.2008

Ka ching, Gasputin!! Way to go buddy. Who knew such an innocent hobby would become the latest and greatest craze! Only one thing scares me.... are we going to see the photos you originally wanted to include in your PR article?

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

daphne (4404) -- 09.23.2008

Now you can buy that little doll with his pants down a girlfriend!

I'm insanely jealous but sincerely happy for you. It's great to see talent rewarded.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Regifter (50) -- 09.24.2008

So, it's writing not riding your asshole for cash. Dammit, I'm always screwing it up!
Kudos to you, mi amigo!

fan-o-poop1983 (12) -- 09.24.2008

congrats, although the original story was, at least to me, extremely disturbing, kudos to you for the ability to make a buck off of it. :-) i did find the vast majority of the story extremely well written and amusing as well. i do not think that i will ever be able to look at another paint swatch again without a grin.

Love to Poop (16) -- 09.24.2008


Yes! Impressive! I am sooooo happy for Gasputin and the whole poop report community
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Kimmy!!! Get your thumb out of there! I'm about to blow!

baron von crapalot (649) -- 09.24.2008


Money!!??? sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm off to bleach PD!

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

prarie doggin (3903) -- 09.24.2008

BVC, lets get this straight lest someone get the wrong idea. You're not off to bleach me. Are you?

baron von crapalot (649) -- 09.24.2008


If there was a buck in it I'd bleach my grandmother.......

Hows about 50/50 on the kickback? I promise you wont feel a thing.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

prarie doggin (3903) -- 09.24.2008

I must consult my friend Michael Jackson first. I believe he jumped into a vat of chlorine at one time.

baron von crapalot (649) -- 09.24.2008


He's only going to encourage you, don't you know he invented bleach and therefore owns the patent? dammit man, where have you been?

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Gasputin (167) -- 09.25.2008

Thanks to all readers and especially to Dave for giving me a forum for this dark chapter in my life. This was quite a nice surprise, and one that I was all too willing to whore myself out to. It's nice to think my manhole project will be featured in Naughty Neighbors along with other thought-provoking articles about grass-height violations, noise ordinances, and untrimmed bushes.

brappybrapstein (113) -- 09.25.2008

Im carpet bombing the site with this link.. belive me... you'll thank me.. they're taking it off the web as fast as people can put it up:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/949580/

DungDaddy (1460) -- 09.29.2008

I love it when PoopReport gets a whiff of the big-time!

Way to go Gasputin!

Dave (11977) -- 12.31.2008

My mom just called me. "Dave," she said. "You got something very interesting in the mail today..."

It took me a LONG time to remember why porn would be delivered to my house. Now I remember. Congratulations, Gasputin -- you're in print!

All PoopReporters are encouraged to rush out and pick up the latest issue of Naughty Neighbors. For the articles, of course.

ChiefThunderbutt (2779) -- 12.31.2008

Congratulations Gasputin,
you are a true inspiration to all we lesser poop reporters.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Pootananny (11) -- 01.01.2009

Good for you Gasputin!...Looking forward to the next months article. -let me guess... invisible poop or Kings of the Unknown..-Daring but profitable$$**
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Wow!- what a party down below and a couple dancing too.
Whew now that is sublime~~

Gasputin (167) -- 01.01.2009

Again, thanks to all concerned. Although I understand it doesn't actually hit "newstands" until January 13, an advance copy of this thought-provoking periodical arrived on my doorstep on Christmas Eve. Pretty cool.
For those of you who don't have the inclination to shell out $8.99 to see the article (or advertisements for such cinematic gems as "Blast Dat Ass!" and "My Wife, Your Meat", here's the blurb PR got at the end of the article:
"Poopreport.com is a site dedicated to 'the intellectual appreciation of poop humor'. Go there to discuss the sociological ramifications of the physiological manifestations of, say, rancid Taco Bell. And check your nearest bookstore for the site editor's book, "Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product'!"

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