Things thatI will be giving out that resemble poop are: Snikers bars, Little Debbie brownies, and carmel pies.

Other things that resemble poop are, Raisinettes, fudge, and chocolate covered bananas.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

I won't be giving out anything! It's mine! ALL MINE!

Actually, my dad bought some M&Ms, Snickers (can sort of look like poop), and some of those powdered sugar donuts. Kids don't usually come out here in the middle of Rural Nowhere, so I get plenty of candy for myself.

Really anything brown can be molded into something resembling poop. From raisenettes to the above mentioned to coffee (butt pee), there is so much to use!

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

There are no kids staying in the neighborhood where I am visiting. At least not kids whose parents aren't dragging them to church to save them from "Satan's Christmas". We don't plan to hand out any candy this year because there is no one to hand it to. That, and, after Gilbert and I get a hold of the candy bowl, there really won't be anything left to hand out in the first place.

Emmmm, Snickers!

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

I'll be giving out androgynous Latin baby names.

oops

I live in the heart of campus party ville. Kids and parents alike are too scared to trick or treat with all us crazy college students around.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

No mention of candy corn? I want to see if candy corn looks the same going in as it does coming out. Will it not digest like its starchy cousin, kernel corn?

I just figured that I would empty the cat box. Those pint sized extortionists deserve no less.
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I have been handing out mini Almond Joy bars and boxes of Junior Mints. Both have poop-like qualities.

Anyone remember the Oh Henry! candy bar? It was a big lumpy log of peanuts, caramel and chocolate. Drop one in the toilet bowl, and it could pass as the genuine article.

TSV - Halloween as "Satan's Christmas"? LMAO! Never heard of that one. I'm going to tuck that away in the file for future use!

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Make Deep Shit cookies - just use any standard sugar cookie recipe and add 2/3 cup cocoa powder.
Chill dough till firm. Shape into little logs. Bake 15 min at 350. Serve in cat box filled with GrapeNuts. Took these to work last year and cleared the room after I picked one up and took a bite (and homicide cops are hard to gross out!)

It's not halloween candy, but my favorite synthetic edible poop is the old peanut-butter coated banana.

Definitely will try the DS Cookies, but am adding nuts or white chocolate pieces to simulate corn.

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

I love you Shit Volcano. Candy is short-lived here, too.

We gave out alot of stuff. Starburst (of which I ate half), Snickers, Snickers Crunchers, Caramel Reese's, Reese's, M and M's, Skittles, Charms Blow pops, Twix, Kit Kat, Smore's something or another, and lastly those little Hershey's bars.

We love Halloween.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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My little boy hates chocolate, weird I know. So last night after he had OD'ed on the rest of the non-chocolate candies all he had left was the chocolate ones. Around 9:00 pm I heard him lock the restroom door. Around 9:30 I realized he was still in the restroom. I knocked on the door and asked what he was doing.
Mickey: NOTHING! (this of course means SOMETHING)
Me: Open this door.
Mickey: I'm uh pooping.
Me: OPEN THE DOOR.
Mickey: Um....okay.
He had taken all the left over chocolate candies and molded them into TURDS! They were neatly lined and melting on the sink. Apparently he had taken warm water and melted them enough to be malleable and formed these very realistic looking logs. It was hilarious. He was scared that I was going to be angry that he had chocolate all over his hand and all over the sink and towels. I was too busy laughing to be angry. Ahhh, kids.

AAP: that wasn't chocolate.

I had 0 NONE NADA NIL Trick or Treaters come to my door last night so the FoodBank bin at the local grocery store will be getting a donation of chips and chocolates. Living in a pine shaded area on a dead end street = scared kiddies is my guess, maybe I should take down that home made guillotine as well....oh well, there's always next year.

AAP,
You must be so proud that your son takes after you in his creative interest in poop.

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

We went to a Halloween party, so I left a five gallon bin full of candy on the door step for the trick-or-treaters. We came home to maybe six handfulls of candy.
I left them butterfingers, snickers, big tootsie rolls, vanilla tootsie rolls, smarties, mr. goodbars, dum dums, tootsie pops, musketeers bars... and some other assorted candies that I can't recall right now. I was surprised there was anything left.

Oh, I remember now, paydays. There were a lot of paydays, but the kids must have picked them all out.

Fart Poopie, in my day, the "take one" honor system failed.

Had I or my husband been the first kid there, I'm ashamed to say that there would have been an empty bowl!

I think the reason you had stuff left might have been that the trick or treaters might have been accompanied by their parents, who might have said, "only one".

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

AAP: you've got one bright little boy! Did you get any photos of his "creations"? They'd be so much fun to whip out for his girlfriend or fiance several years down the road. "Oh, here's Mickey after trick or treating one year... he ate so much chocolate it just wouldn't all fit in the bowl..."

As for current trick or treating around here, we live out in the boonies and don't get trick or treaters. I was working that night anyway, and my husband would have eaten all the candy himself just waiting for people to show up. He's fond of tootsie rolls... and very proud of the results the next day!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

I'm curious. How many of you go to the store and buy all the marked down Halloween candy after the holiday? We always pick up more candy than we can eat for several months. But this year I just might have to raid all the stores for leftover candy corn. We are potty training our little boy and he doesn't like M&M's so we've been using candy corns as his "rewards". But after Halloween they might be a little hard to come by. I'd hate to run out of them and have him refuse to use the crapper!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

I got this in email from (who else?) Arnold:

"This is by far is the most repulsive candy I have ever seen in my life; but it's an ingenious product. Chocka Ca-Ca is a fudge candy that comes wrapped in a diaper, and is even shaped like liquid piled on top of liquid."

shitwit, you can but candy corn year round. Not in bulk, mind you, but you can find them in gas stations and grocery stores for a buck.

FP is right, Shitwit. You can get candy corn all year round. Brach's (candy company) makes it and is, I believe, the most prodigious producer of candy corn on the planet.

Here is a write-up of Brach's candy corn (and related confections) on a candy blog:

http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/category/brachs/

Also, I checked out the site that Dave posted the link to - gross candy. The poop candy doesn't look very convincing, at least not to me. But the subject matter of the various candy treats... ear wax and snot being two... was creatively gross.

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Those prepackaged brownies with the little colored hard candy bits on top make realistic looking turds (leaving only the yellow candy pieces on it for corn). I grossed out my brother in law that way not too long ago. Bet he don't tell me to eat shit again.

I gave out some hershey smores and bags of doritos, lays, cheetos and much more.

the smores might resemble poop.

I ran to Costco after work, bought boxes of Twix and Kit Kat, thinking the kids would be excited to receive full-sized candy bars instead of those little tiny Crackle and Mr. Goodbar things, or those ridiculous miniature rolls of Necco wafers. Great, five kids showed up. I gave each of them two candy bars. I still have about eleven pounds of that stuff to eat. My winter fat layer is off to a flying start. Dammmmmmmit! Those Twix bars are awesome. By the way, does anyone remember a candy bar that was called "Milk Shake"? Probably the most delicious candy bar ever made, particularly when frozen. I can't understand why that's not around any more.....

I am health nut vegan. I regulary exercise eat about 150%+ rda fiber everday. I haven't touched a proccessed food item in weeks. I excercise religeously and drink tons of water every day. I have been constipated for days. I feel so terribly bloated its making me so irritable. I have tried eating nothing but fruit for the last 2 days and still no luck. Desperate to poo I ran down to the drug store got a bottle of cherry flavored MC and good magazie and downed it about 10 min ago. Not to bad really. I am just going to work on cleaning the house for while while this hopefully cleans me. I am hoping for the best. I just hope I never get to this point again. I dont know what else I can do to prevent it! I feel like I do everything I possibly can. I cant imagine that stress could be the only cause, could it? Got my fingers crossed and waiting for the glorious blow out.

Here's a fun, gross-out recipe for cat lovers with a sense of humor: "Kitty Litter Cake" Bake any yellow boxed cake mix. Hand crumble cooled cake into any 9x12" sized pan or even better yet use a new, clean kitty litter pan. Chop up some creme filled, yellow sandwich cookies and add to cake. Prepare a box of instant vanilla pudding mix and when set, stir a small portion of it into the cake/cookies until just a little moist. Unwrap midgie or small sized Tootsie Rolls, place them on a paper plate and nuke for about 20 seconds. While warm and plyable, shape Tootsies into oblong turds and place in, on, and throughout the cake mixture, being sure to coat each one with some cookie crumb "litter". Use a new, clean pooper scooper or slotted spoon to serve. My daughter's both loved this on their birthdays. Seeing my mother-in-law literally gag when she saw it was the icing on MY cake.

I used to work in a foundry with communal showers. After a long day of work you were covered with graphite head to toe and unless you wanted to ruin your vehicle's interior, you had to shower before you left. One of my coworkers, Donnie, was a rather twisted soul who had spent time in Viet Nam and had never really come back (he carried a 14" black dildo in his tool box and put chapstick on his ass). Anyway, one day he entered the shower, squated, and dropped what appeared to be a turd on the shower room floor. Chaos ensused. Naked, soapy steel workers running for cover. Screams, laughs, retches and curses echoed throughout the lockerroom. Threats were made. Long story short, it seems that Donnie had secreted a Baby Ruth betwixt his cheeks before entering the shower. This happened ten years ago and is still a ledgend in the foundry.

I now have some great ideas for next years...Thanks
Producing waste since 1967

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underwear are to catch the drippings!

Several years ago, there was a recipe on one of the TV shows for making cookies that looked like cat poop. As I recall, you served them in a large baking pan that represented a litter pan, on a bed of sweetened Grape Nuts cereal, which of course looks a lot like kitty litter. I was going to make them, but I lost the recipe before I had the time to do it. Wish I knew how to find the recipe again.

Uh... turdfan? "Ask and you shall receive!" Look at the post above of 5/31.

i was offered "kitty litter" at a halloween party 2 years ago.

a small kitty litter box with rice krispy treats as the litter and large tootsie rolls strategically placed in and under the rice krispy treat litter. there was even a pooper scooper there to hand it to you. i was pea green with envy that i had not thought that up first!

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all aboard the farty train to pooterville..if you can't shit at my house, we aren't friends

who said anything about giving out chocolate that looks like poop? what about poop that looks like chocolate?

What a weird site! I love it. I'll be back, (in the words of CA's Governor)
see yaaaaa!