FUN WITH FECES HEADER

PooParcels.com: That's Some Crappy Chocolate

The shittiest-looking candy on the internet… tastes delicious!
------ posted 07.28.2010 by daphne (4946)

Do You iPoop?

Some of the iPhone's many poop humor apps.
------ posted 06.01.2010 by daphne (4946)

The Quiznos One Hour Challenge

We want to know how long it takes you to make your own sub.
------ posted 05.14.2010 by daphne (4946)

The Vacation Files, Or The Rue Of Stalled Science

It is a proven fact that of all our senses, the sense of smell triggers our memories the strongest.
------ posted 04.22.2010 by Philip Plopped (20)

Turd Polisher Pro

Maybe you CAN polish one...
------ posted 04.20.2010 by daphne (4946)

Stealing Cable

No, not that type of cable.

------ posted 04.02.2010 by Admiral Stools (10)

Hypoothetical Questions

Don't worry. These won't be on the test.
------ posted 02.05.2010 by Theofanny (10)

Count Your Poop In 2010

A Facebook group is asking us to join in the fun.
------ posted 12.30.2009 by Poo Counter (12)

Strange Exchange: A Short Story

Why?
------ posted 12.15.2009 by eardowel (10)

The Big Squat: Marking World Toilet Day on November 19

What are you doing on November 19? I'll be squatting for sanitation's future.
------ posted 10.22.2009 by Dave (12038)

Shit Head

Calling this a liberal art is an understatement.
------ posted 09.09.2009 by Merc (111)

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Steaming

A bowl for a bowl leaves the whole world blind.
------ posted 07.07.2009 by thenewcoven08 (71)

ASSCAR!

PoopReport's about to hit the road!
------ posted 07.01.2009 by EngineerChris (17)

Flush TV: The Poop On Poop

Sit back, relax, and see if you learn something.
------ posted 02.25.2009 by FlushTV (10)

The Monkey Wins

Nobody fucks with the rhesus!
------ posted 02.20.2009 by Pill Pooper (533)

Ambush!

How I learned to love European toilets.
------ posted 02.17.2009 by ipoopdaily (16)

I Pooped At Work And I Liked It

A glorious moment now immortalized in song.
------ posted 01.16.2009 by scatatonic (16)

The Hotel That Wronged Me

My own brand of justice.
------ posted 12.11.2008 by alt_phil (11)

Poop At The Piggly Wiggly

Passing the time with another form of passing.
------ posted 11.19.2008 by ChiefThunderbutt (3731)

The Revolt Of The Liquor Store Stock Boys

Once again, there's the question: can turd terrorism be justified?
------ posted 11.17.2008 by Hans Von Rotten... (10)

The Urinal Poop Scandal: Confessions Of A Turd Terrorist

An evildoer repents. But not really.
------ posted 10.01.2008 by Pepe LePew (10)

The Year Of Magical Pooping

A quest has begun.

------ posted 09.24.2008 by girlsdontpoop (21)

Gasputin's Big Score

Looks like Dave is no longer PoopReport's most famous author.
------ posted 09.23.2008 by Dave (12038)

Bowel vs. Bowel: The Missing Event

Have the Olympics forgotten the most basic of competitive sports?
------ posted 08.22.2008 by Postman (849)

You Go Girls

Ewww. Wait -- how much? Hmm... no, ewww.
------ posted 07.24.2008 by Artful Dodger (394)

My Friend Kenny

Where does a life of poop lead? You'd be surprised. (Or not.)
------ posted 04.30.2008 by crap doctor (13)

Bricking A Shit

A classic act of turd terrorism.
------ posted 04.29.2008 by Blind Mullet (612)

The Appreciation Of Poop Humor

For once, let's just laugh about it.
------ posted 04.25.2008 by MSG (1647)

The Royal Fart

Even the blue bloods eat beans.
------ posted 08.07.2007 by Dave (12038)

In A World Of Colored Flatulence

What if the gas you pass had hue?
------ posted 08.02.2007 by Professor Schitz (90)


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