PooParcels.com: That's Some Crappy Chocolate
Jeff had a dream. Jeff dreamed of making a little money, like all of us, but he dreamed of doing it by sending people poop. Poop-shaped chocolate, that is. With some very realistic poo molds designed by his talented wife, Jeff made some candy, and then he started Pooparcels.com.
Is your girlfriend acting like a shit? Send her one with loaded with peanut butter chips.
Did you friend have a baby? Send a congratulatory onesie.
Jeff told me that enjoys what he does:
“Originally, I thought this was going to be a sort of "get back at someone" business but found out very early that it would work much better as a gag gift,so I created all the artwork in a lighthearted, funny way instead of a mean, menacing way. I like the idea of selling laughs much better than sending (a) mean message. As you know, toilet humor is increasingly popular, and as long as there is a market for it, I'll be selling chocolate poo.”
I asked what holidays he considered to be their peak sales periods, and he replied that Christmas and Father’s Day are the busiest, suggesting that it’s easier to give a turd to Dad than it is to Mom. I have to agree.
There are many custom messages that you can send for a variety of holidays and occasions. Here are a few of them:
Earth Day: “Save the Endangered Feces”
The birth of a child: “Congratulations on your little shit!”
Congratulatory message: “You’re the shit!”
Get well wishes: “Heard you were feeling shitty”
Religious: “Holy shit!”
Just because you care (their best-selling message, by the way): “Just to let you know, I give a shit.”
Of course, if you’ve like to put a personal touch on your turd, you can request a custom message. Simply fill out the information on this page and choose the date that you would like it be shipped. Jeff and his crappy employees will doo the rest. As the site's motto tell us:
"Not everyone deserves flowers."
Editor's note: Jeff sent us a complimentary PooParcel, and I have to say that it tasted great. The chocolate was excellent, not waxy or cheap. Thanks, Jeff!