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The Royal Fart

Posted 08.07.2007 by Dave (11977)
Dave (11977) -- 08.07.2007

I found this image on Big Geek Daddy. They have a bigger version there that lets you really appreciate Philip's expression.

Fecal Follies (167) -- 08.07.2007

So which one of them was the Royal Gasbag?

I'm voting for Charles.


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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Thunderbox (1357) -- 08.07.2007

Phil "The Greek" has always been good entertainment. He must have been on the beer and curry the night before. He still appears to be drunk, and by his expression also seems to have followed through.

Fudgepump (367) -- 08.07.2007

This is great...look at the Queen. 1st frame: realization. 2nd frame - the scowl. 3rd frame: eyes closed, she looks like she'd be pinching her nose closed if she could.

Great comment! +1 point
RoboCrap13 (442) -- 08.07.2007

Anne's reaction seems to be one of "Good God, Daddy, you win!!
Harry just wishes he had his gas mask with him right now.

If Philip gave the Queen a dutch oven, would he be charged with treason? Attempted Ass-ass-ination?


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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.07.2007

I think it was the Queen...LOL
Producing waste since 1967

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 08.07.2007

Phillip's comment in the first frame: "Tally Ho, or rather, Heinie Ho!"

Anne's comment in the second frame: "Oh, that one was bloody ripe, Father dear!"

Harry's comment in the third frame: "Excuse me, Grandfather, but that was wicked. And now I'm going to heave, what-ho?"

Charles's comment in the third frame: "Heavens to Henry the Eighth, I'll never be able to live up to that when I ascend the throne!"

The Queen thinking to herself throughout: "I am the Queen of England. I must not let on that I know Phillip has ripped another one in front of our millions of subjects!"

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

MousePoo (152) -- 08.07.2007

My vote goes to Phillip. He seems to be working on a follow up..Public Shamelessness from a Royal...Who'd have thunk...No doubt the Queen is planning her revenge:"Just you wait til after tea..."

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 08.07.2007

I've never been much of a Royal watcher, but that's fantastic! Philip and Harry probably have a great relationship.

Hamster (583) -- 08.07.2007

I think it's Harry - that's why he is smirking in the first frame and giggling later. This was printed in the British press somewhere, but they put a more mundane explanation on it than you do here - yours is much better!!

This reminds me of an old joke which I'll repeat for the benefit of anyone who has not heard it before. The Queen was taking a foreign head of state to the Palace in the horse-drawn open carriage. One of the horses let out an ear-splitting fart, at which the Queen, somewhat embarrassed, turned to her guest and said, 'I'm dreadfully sorry about that.' The head of state replied, 'think nothing of it your Majesty. In fact, had you said nothing, I should have thought it was one of the horses.'

DungDaddy (1461) -- 08.07.2007

The Queen's expression in the last frame is the best.

Great comment! +1 point
Deja Poo (966) -- 08.07.2007

Nah. It has to be Phillip. Can't you see that cheek-spreading stance? He's got is left foot firmly planted on the ground, lifted his right heel and twisted his body. Notice that the hands go to the back to be clasped in order to expand the abdomen instead of the front (see Charles) where they are more naturally and easily clasped.

I had a book for many years titled "Who Farted Now?" There was a black and white photo of Charles and Di. An obviously straining Di was in the foreground with her famous forced smile and Charles just behind her, leaning away with his eyes rolled up into the back of his head. Absolutely hysterical.
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Gawd Save the Queen!

The Thunderous ... (741) -- 08.07.2007

I think Phil let loose he looks like he was straining. Oh and I also think Annie could stand to have a MUCH better looking hat than the one she is wearing that hat is FUGLY.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Lame comment! -1 point
DRIP_DOWN_YO_LEG (21) -- 08.07.2007

so which one was the farter the queens face is priceless
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

pnuttycorn (456) -- 08.07.2007

I canott look at this picture ANYNORE! I'm waking up the house. Friggin hilarious!!!

Rot Bottom (26) -- 08.08.2007

Had to be the old guy who isn't Prince Charles (Phillip I assume?).
First of all, he made the Prince? Harry? vomit in his hand. That's not giggling, that's wretching. I've only ever once seen that happen before.
Secondly, the girl in men's clothing (Annie?) (I'm American I don't know all these people) is turning to him saying "What have you done! Have you been being ass-shagged by one of the Royal Destriers again?!"
The Queen (That is who that is right?) first recognizes the scent as Phillips, glances at him in rage and then, with a familiar seeming expression of disgusted shame, turns away.
And through it all Prince Charles (I know what he looks like!) is like "What's with the giggles, boy, Wot wot? Spot of tea with your ass-crumpets?"


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the Pirate Master Rot Bottom.

Rot Bottom (26) -- 08.08.2007

Oh man and I almost forgot.. Look at Phillip! Look at that masterful, prideful expression!! If that's not the work of a proud farter, then I don't know what is!

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the Pirate Master Rot Bottom.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.08.2007

he looks really proud of it. like he was saving it for that moment

Bilgepump (2747) -- 08.08.2007

The bottom photo of Phil...looks like he's really leaning into another one....max cheek spread, full velocity push....right at the Queen...and what's-her-face looks pleased as punch about it. The second photo, Harry looks like he's mining for gold nuggets...

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.08.2007

Hamster, What is that outfit Anne is wearing?
Producing waste since 1967

Hamster (583) -- 08.08.2007

MSS - It will be the full dress uniform of a part of the British Armed Services - apparently she holds over twenty positions in different branches and regiments of the these. I don't know which one, I'm sorry!!! The uniforms the men are wearing are for the same reason.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.08.2007

That hat is outrageous!!!
Producing waste since 1967

Hamster (583) -- 08.08.2007

The word I would use is piratical - but it is outrageous. I gave mine away.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 08.09.2007

Liar. You wear it when no one's looking.

Hamster (583) -- 08.09.2007

Damn!! Someone obviously was!

Great comment! +2 points
RoboCrap13 (442) -- 08.09.2007

You're right, Hampster.

Anne holds the post of the Commodore-in-Chief of Portsmouth.
Philip holds the rank of Admiral of the Fleet.
Charles holds the rank of Vice-Admiral.
Elizabeth holds her breath at times like this...

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Great comment! +1 point
Chuck (300) -- 08.09.2007

The House of WINDS-or, indeed.

Mary Queen of Scats (389) -- 08.09.2007

First frame: The Queen and Harry have obviously heard the near-silent escape of the stinkbomb.

Second frame: It's permiated the air and everyone's trying not to gag or laugh.

Third frame: Harry's lost it, the Queen is wishing Phillip to Hell, and everyone else is trying desperately to not break down.

It's good to be reminded that they're real people sometimes....way to go Phil!

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

daphne (4391) -- 08.10.2007

What's making me giggle is the second shot of the older man with the bald head. He seems to be thinking about food or something. Look at his face......."egad, that smells like figgy pudding. When's the last time I had figgy pudding?"


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Dumpster (2507) -- 08.10.2007

No, this isn't a fart picture at all. They've just realized that dear old Mum has walked out there with a lampshade on her head.

Rot Bottom (26) -- 08.13.2007

WTF! I demand points for my previous comment! Everyone else ripped it off, and on second reading its still hilarious.

Thanks!

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the Pirate Master Rot Bottom.

Hamster (583) -- 08.13.2007

I don't think so RB. I think you should lose a point for your 'I'm American, I don't know all these people'. I'm English and several Americans on this site obviously recognise Harry better than me - I'm very impressed because I always mix him up with his brother - I think you are letting the side down!!

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 08.14.2007

Chuck, I'd bow to your joke about the royal house, but I'm afraid to get any closer to your arse during this discussion.
Hamster, I'm Irish-American, and I recognized all of them!

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Dry-Wipe (48) -- 09.04.2007

i gotta agree with rot, phillip is the farter as is made more than obvious by his proud grin. in fact its nothing but a restrained version of a full on shit-eating grin. i dont know about u but when i drop a bomb on the unsuspecting im beaming for the next 5-10 minutes afterwords. the worse the smell the bigger the grin.

ya know, us cubans have a something we say when we have an awkward, bodily function influenced moment: even the queen of england wipes her ass... (and yes, that is a literal translation of a common spanish phrase)


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oh man, i feel soo much better. i think i lost a few pounds... dont even think about going in there for at least 20-30 minutes. dont worry, i left the fan on.

Lame comment! -1 point
onepunchlou (0) -- 09.09.2007


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onepunchlou she must have really let out the family jewels !that was a royal one by the way the prince snickered

Bilgepump (2747) -- 09.09.2007

I'm trying, really, I am trying HARD, to figure out what this fucktard is trying to say...but damn...I just can't dumb down far enough...

daphne (4391) -- 09.09.2007

Family Jewels means a man's scrotum, correct? Queen Elizabeth let someone's scrotum out? Of where? In what did she have the scrotum, and why? Why, is Queen Elizabeth a scrotum-toter?

I am puzzled.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 09.09.2007

Oh no, no! Her Majesty wouldn't TOTE anything! She would have a Royal Scrotum Toter.

Or... IS Philip...

Nevermind.

redhed (3) -- 10.14.2007

Harry is busted. I know that when I let one rip amongst friends and family, I can't contain my pride and hilarity for long. Go Harry Go!!!!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.28.2007

Just to clarify... The uniform worn by Princess Anne is her uniform as honorary Colonel-in-Chief of the Blues and Royals, a Household Cavalry regiment.

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 10.28.2007

Thanks. The naval hat threw me.
And Harry's gonna throw up!
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.11.2007

i bet it was the queen. some asshole talkin shit behind her back

muddbutt138 (1) -- 11.30.2007

Then Phillip asked, Damn what did you eat? A corpse?

DropADeuce (13) -- 11.30.2007

Hel-lo people, they are ALL turned toward Phillip. He is obviously the poopitrator. Harry is getting to worst of it since he is standing in the back. Mabey I'm wrong, but it looks the Queen is trying to hold back a laugh, not a pissed off or disgusted look to me...

3flusher (45) -- 12.01.2007


_At last...a story about the "Royals" that is interesting!______
3flusher

poop_goes_the_weasel (6) -- 12.18.2007

HAHAHAHA, A+++++

Brilliant pictures.

Hieronymous Bowels (124) -- 02.15.2008

And I thought ripping one in an elevator was the funniest fart-prank one could pull. Ripping a fart while standing next to the queen of England, that's just beyond me, I'll never be able to pull that one off.

You think after it happened he whispered to them, "I just sharted a little bit."

baron von crapalot (649) -- 03.22.2008


Daphne, the family jewels, are actually the scrotal content, and not the scrotum itself. Sometimes refered to as the family jewel, should one have not dropped.

I hope this clears things up for you.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

prarie doggin (3866) -- 03.22.2008

And viewed under a microscope they are little diamonds with tails.

Doodyhead (not verified) -- 04.08.2008

Guess you can say he is a royal pain in the ass!

Bullroarer (45) -- 04.08.2008

I have now descended into the loud snorting/ uncontrollable giggling stage of attempting to suppress my hysterical laughter..

Unfortunate, because I'm due back onstage playing drums in about 5 minutes. Now, do I show the other two guys and make this next set more interesting?

Yeah, I think so.

My money's on Philip. He's got that unmistakable satisfied expression of "mission accomplished" on his face. The gradual leaning to his left is a dead giveaway that he's ready to launch round two. Harry's overcome reaction as main target is priceless!

fartqueen (54) -- 05.03.2008

mmmmm yum.....wonder what it smelled like?

baron von crapalot (649) -- 05.03.2008


Obvious, caviar (Baluga) truffles and poop all mixed up with a pinch of the butt.

And I know, Im royalty

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Did I just fart?.... hope so!

Poop is Fun (25) -- 05.03.2008

Hah, look at the guy in the back.

baron von crapalot (649) -- 05.09.2008


The guy in the back? THE GUY IN THE BACK???

Doodyhead!

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Did I just fart?.... hope so!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 05.09.2008

I was wondering when you would react to Chickens question. Is he the only person in the world who doesn't know who Prince whats his name is?

baron von crapalot (649) -- 05.10.2008


HARRY GODDAMMIT, HE'S CALLED HARRY! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE!

* Baroness enters room, sees pic. of royalty, stands tall and starts humming 'God Save The Queen' closely followed by the Baron*

Sorry everyone, I lost it there for a minute.

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Did I just fart?.... hope so!

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 05.10.2008

I was thinking "God save Prince Harry from his Grandfather's ass".
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

prarie doggin (3866) -- 05.10.2008

Oh yeah, Harry, Harry. I won't forget. He has a brother doesn't he?

baron von crapalot (649) -- 05.10.2008


Dunno

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Did I just fart?.... hope so!

teenagemutantninjapooper (not verified) -- 06.25.2008

in the third frame the dude in red is standing slightly to the side like he's going to let another one rip...hope he doesn't make the guy behind him pass out....

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 06.29.2008

Harry should realize he's lucky.
If Grandfather had eaten corn, Harry would be dodging scrapnel.

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

baron von crapalot (649) -- 07.01.2008


the dude in the red ???? for fucks sake, grow a brain cell
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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 07.01.2008

Yes, the red is standard British camouflage used for invading heavily forested countries.

RoboCrap13 (442) -- 07.01.2008

The British wore redcoats during the American Revolution for a form of camoflague.
If an officer was shot, his blood would not show as easily, and the troops under him would be less likely to panic.
Same reason as to why the Nazi's originally wore brown trousers.

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

fuckstick (not verified) -- 08.30.2008

It was philip
he's the biggest gasbag of them all

baron von crapalot (649) -- 09.12.2008


Amen to that!

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

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