I'd hate to slow down your poop crusade but as a student of geography, I'm pretty sure there are not 47 countries in England. Even if you include all of Great Britain, you only get England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland.

Good luck shitting there anyway though.

god speed in your quest. best wishes.

Everett poop your an idiot. He was taking about all of europe.

That is quite an undertaking. Best of luck to you! I hope you will keep a poop journal and include photos so that your great grandchildren will have something to remember and be proud of in the family
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Hey All!
I've been SUPER busy with getting everything sorted out, but Im happy to report that I've already knocked out England AND Wales.
I will of course post more later, but for now, I've got to run.
Pun intended.

It's Oktoberfest! Get your butt (literally) to Germany!

Best of luck, I feel a great story coming on, almost like 'the Odyssey'

Could you catalogue each dump? size, colour etc. It may well reflect the local cuisine.

When you get over here to the UK, please try and take a crap outside of 10 Downing Street, London. A toothpick with a mini stars & stripes attached would be a great addition.

Oh, and if you could leave my ex wife something, I'd be eternally grapefruit.

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CEP, he might be correct on the 47 countries in England. They let just about anybody in there and most of them have started their own little countries. Thats why England is in trouble.

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Eh?

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Girlsdontpoop confuses England with Europe and I'M the idiot?

i'm pretty sure he meant every country in Europe, but forgot to mention that part, thus making him look like an idiot who doesn't know the difference between England and Europe.

luckily, i have the power to quell any further confusion.
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Girlsdontpoop, I just looked up European countries and came up with 51, and counties in England which showed 82. Can you just go to Australia instead?

oops, just looked at girlsdontpoop's profile, and it's a girl! sorry about referring to you as a boy.
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Perhaps it is the 39 counties in England.

She was planning to start in England and then work her way through the other 46 countries of Europe... GDP may be using an out of date map.

Or she may not be counting the Tiny Ones (Malta, Vatican City, Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Monaco, Duchy of Grand Fenwick,...)
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I suggest describing each poop in accord with the foods the country being visited offer....eg
Great Britain....Fish and Shits.

With the exchange rate as unfavorable as it currently is, I think you'll find that what in the US would be a healthy bowlful will in the UK and Europe fit in a cup.

Continuing on with the food theme:

Germany= shitzel
France= Crapes

Squat.......Thanks for posting the Emma Lazarus poem. Many Americans have forgotten that all our ancestors originally were immigrants.

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Ahem! Please to read as follows;

London is in England.
England forms part of Great Britain

(confusingly, also refered to as The United Kingdom, or sometimes The British Isles)

There are 4 countries in Great Britain; Scotland to the North, England to the South, Wales to the west, and Northern Ireland to the extreme West. Its should be noted that Southern Ireland is seperate from Great Britain, albeit physically connected.

The Isle of Man (lying between mainland Great Britain and Ireland) is not part of Great Britain.

Great Britain is a small part of Europe, and whilst generally being governed by the European Parliment, insists on maintaining a degree of political automity.

The amount of Countries that are part of the European Union is variable, as some new countries join the number increases, should a country consistantly fall foul of European Law, it risks ejection from the union.

The current number of 'member states' stands at 27, with 3 candidates awaiting membership.

Austria
Belgium
Bulgaria
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Ireland
Italy
Latvia
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta
The Netherlands
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
United Kingdom

waiting are:

Croatia
Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
Turkey

Yours, lovingly, The Baron.

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what the hell is 'automity'??

autonomy
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BVC.......Are the Netherlands considered the crotch of Europe?

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No, that would be the Nether Region. Butt thanks for asking.

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Chief! Why did I know that you would get it? Getting back on subject...

While in Scotland, try some haggis. It is a good way to see if you have any Scottish blood in you. If you are NOT a Scott, The smell will turn your stomach, the taste, (if you are brave enough) will be awful, and you will swear that you will never do that again! If you ARE a Scott, all this is still true, except later, it will call to you. Days, weeks, months will go by, and you will think about haggis, start checking old recopies, and asking your butcher for a sheep's stomach. Yummers! Now I'm thinking haggis! Pooping haggis is easy! All those oats. (steel cut, not those nasty rolled oats!)

He could have meant county. There are many counties in England. Also in Ireland. Think about how much greener the rolling hills of Ireland will be from a good fertile dump! Good luck on your crusade man. Keep us posted. Just the food alone should provide some fecal follies in itself.
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A MUST SEE:

George Brett talks about sh#(ing himself:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/949580/

You won't need those bran muffins.
Kraut in Germany, and beer
stinky cheese in France

I'm so jealous. HAVE FUN!!!

Baron, I hate to do this but...
The United Kingdom is comprised of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is comprised of Scotland, England, and Wales.

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Well now you did it Robo. I have been forced to take to my reinforced bunker here on the east coast and await the invasion. Fortunately I'm well stocked with canned beans, beer and beef jerkey.

I hope the invaders are wearing their famous red camouflage so we can see them coming here in Tennessee.

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PD...I'll handle this...BAron, I must tell you, before you go off half cocked, (yes, the baroness and I have chatted) That Robo is actually French, and deserves a serious ass whooping. I'll leave it you and your erstwhile British Forces to handle the situation. As always, if you need help, (and you always do) we are but a post and a day's travel away.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilge, ass whooping agreed, but I think that before invading France, the Brits will need a refresher course on distinguishing between the said asses and all that cheese they have lying around. Night fighting might be difficult.

A country that makes over 400 kinds of stinky cheeses might not be a force to be taken lightly.

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Bilgepump, Baron and PD: I'm Irish/German. Should ED-209a load the watercannons with Guinness or Beck's?
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Then explain why you type with a French accent...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Baron, Europe can mean both the EU and the continent. I find that when most Americans are referring to Europe, they mean the continent. When talking about EU, they say just that... the EU.

Bilge, I think you have him confused with that slimy little Frenchman, LeBeauCrap13 from Hogans Hero's. A common mistake, don't feel bad.

Thanks, PD,... I think... :?

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the power of poop is very strong good luck.