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You Go Girls

Posted 07.24.2008 by Artful Dodger (352)

I just deleted this gem that someone tried to post on PoopReport as a comment. Someone is looking for new talent. But sorry guys... ladies only.

Of course, given the current strength of the euro to the dollar, I might shave my ass and put on a long wig. Anyone got some bran muffins?

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EXCELLENT JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR *GALS* WHO ARE BIG POOPERS --

*GALS* -- To ALL GALS who are doing BIG POOPS! -- *EARN* *BIG* *MONEY* AT: http://www.******.com/******.htm

*GUYS* -- If you want to enjoy what's going on, start at http://www.*******.com. And if you want *YOUR* GAL to EARN GOOD MONEY, encourage her to become a ****** MODEL! Maybe *YOU* could even help her with the filming!

*GALS* -- *EARN* *BIG* *MONEY* AT: http://www.******.com/******.htm

"If you're a girl and you can POOP A LOT -- regardless of what you look like -- *YOU* can EARN A LOT of CASH working for http://www.******.com.

It's indeed as simple as it says: Are you a female of 18+ and one of those big poopers? Then you're in for a great time of MAKING MONEY with *********! Good looks are NOT even important!

What counts is if you can poop very, very much. Some people can, some people can't.

To those of you who can, YOU can MAKE LOTS OF MONEY starting from today!"

MODEL Jeanne-Marie: "Each time I pooped and I couldn't record it, I thought: 'There goes another 100 euros!'" [ down the toilet! ]

"So this is it: Each pooping scene you film is worth 50 EUROS at least!

If you can poop very big poos, each scene is even worth 100 EUROS!!

The absolutely huge poops are worth even 150 or 200 EUROS per scene ...

A complete scene is just about 2 to 5 minutes ... BIG POOPERS, imagine what you can earn A MONTH!!

If you are a big pooper, female, above the age of 18 and you want to earn the easiest money in the world, please contact us at [ ********* (at) yahoo.com ] and you can start today!"

*GALS* -- *PLEASE* check out
http://www.******.com/******.htm
This is a GENUINE, LEGITIMATE offer!

*GUYS* -- If you want to enjoy what's going on, start at http://www.*******.com. And if you want *YOUR* GAL to EARN GOOD MONEY, encourage her to become a ****** model! Maybe *YOU* could help her with the filming!

ChiefThunderbutt (777) -- 07.24.2008

I am ugly as hell. Can I tuck my weenie out of sight and then earn big bucks with my big poops?

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

RoboCrap13 (377) -- 07.24.2008

How about we re-dub 2g/1c with english and bad accents? That should be worth a few 1000 to those strange people!
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

C Everett Poop (649) -- 07.24.2008

That must be Russian porn..........

sittingpretty (160) -- 07.24.2008

Or Japanese. It could be African porn. Filming poop models is definitely pornagraphy. Nasty depraved minds. What is this world coming to? It could be a trick to get slaves for sex. Scary, very scary.

prarie doggin (2108) -- 07.24.2008

Chief, what are you going to do with the yam bag? Tell 'em its a hemorrhoid.

wonderpance (590) -- 07.24.2008

Chief, i bet if you shaved your butt and they used just the right angles, you could get away with it!

but i wouldn't be surprised if there's a similar fetish for watching guys poop. perhaps you should search the web!
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i love poop.

prarie doggin (2108) -- 07.24.2008

Wonder, it's European. Shaving shouldn't be necessary.

Plugger (not verified) -- 07.24.2008

I wish my wife could poop huge deuces like my daughter does. I would sign her up in heart beat.

ChiefThunderbutt (777) -- 07.24.2008

Forget all about the yam sack but if I held it
up and to the front and the camera angle was slightly downward, I think it would not show.

Did a google search on "pooping for cash",
there didn't seem to be anyone interested in watching old men poop. My dreams of sudden wealth are dashed.

Actually I am relieved that no one
is that perverted!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Squat-n-leaveit (142) -- 07.24.2008

I can hardly wait for the next late night info-mercial.

I've made millions! And now you can too! All you need is a high resolution camera, a glass top table, and that's it! Call now! Only 5 easy payments of $19.95! But wait! call in the next 10 minuets and receive a FREE box of Oxy-Cleanse

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.24.2008

Actually it is a Dutch site - only ever one participant per shoot, and sells itself not as porn, but rather as a way for those with THE fetish to deal with the tension and stress.
Basically they claim to be in the therapy game through providing "Erotic Female Relieving Observance." Genius.... Incidentally, saying it must be an "African" site is rather vacuous - Africa is a continent, and why should Africans be any more likely to film this than "Americans"?
For this post I will remain Anonymous - I clearly know too much about the referenced website, and no-one would believe my perfectly innocent, and in my mind very credible, explanation.
Best to all,

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.24.2008

The site is www.[edited for content].com
The models are real and their jobs large.

Snapper (170) -- 07.24.2008

What? When'd you become one of the Big Kahunas around here, AD? I thought you were a peon like myself.

I have a big student loan to pay off. I ought to track this mofo down!

greenpoopertrooper (335) -- 07.24.2008

Wow, this story...well, I like this site in general, but this paticular entry is a bit weird.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Butt Dumpling (35) -- 07.24.2008

WOW!Money for growing a tail !I could be a millionaire.Donald(Dump)Trump.(Brown Version)

Great comment! +1 point
ChiliKahKah (84) -- 07.25.2008

Harkening to a day gone by. Here is a re-worked ditty:

Here I sit all broken hearted, lost 100 Euros because I only farted.

ChiliKahKah (84) -- 07.25.2008

Squat, along with your infomercial idea, we could have Ron Popeil do the marketing.... Perhaps the Poop-A-Matic would be the name of the device but I am not certain exactly what it does.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 07.27.2008

So would this be poonography?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

prarie doggin (2108) -- 07.27.2008

Or shmut?

ChiefThunderbutt (777) -- 07.27.2008

It definitely has content designed to appeal to our "poorient' interests.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

shitwit (558) -- 07.27.2008

What about those of us who just spray mud? Surely there's a market for chocolate rain?!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Poo Dumpling (not verified) -- 07.28.2008

Found website that accepts pics of people's dangleberries, while still attached preferred or after having been cut off with scissors, more graphic the better.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.29.2008

Yea I have heard of this site before (sommethingawful.com might have made fun of it) butt I believe they bill themselves as non porn. No sexual interactions or anything like that. Just taking care of business ad thats it.

fuckstick (not verified) -- 08.30.2008

somebodies' gotta do it!

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