You Go Girls

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I just deleted this gem that someone tried to post on PoopReport as a comment. Someone is looking for new talent. But sorry guys... ladies only.

Of course, given the current strength of the euro to the dollar, I might shave my ass and put on a long wig. Anyone got some bran muffins?

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EXCELLENT JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR *GALS* WHO ARE BIG POOPERS --

*GALS* -- To ALL GALS who are doing BIG POOPS! -- *EARN* *BIG* *MONEY* AT: http://www.******.com/******.htm

*GUYS* -- If you want to enjoy what's going on, start at http://www.*******.com. And if you want *YOUR* GAL to EARN GOOD MONEY, encourage her to become a ****** MODEL! Maybe *YOU* could even help her with the filming!

*GALS* -- *EARN* *BIG* *MONEY* AT: http://www.******.com/******.htm

"If you're a girl and you can POOP A LOT -- regardless of what you look like -- *YOU* can EARN A LOT of CASH working for http://www.******.com.

It's indeed as simple as it says: Are you a female of 18+ and one of those big poopers? Then you're in for a great time of MAKING MONEY with *********! Good looks are NOT even important!

What counts is if you can poop very, very much. Some people can, some people can't.

To those of you who can, YOU can MAKE LOTS OF MONEY starting from today!"

MODEL Jeanne-Marie: "Each time I pooped and I couldn't record it, I thought: 'There goes another 100 euros!'" [ down the toilet! ]

"So this is it: Each pooping scene you film is worth 50 EUROS at least!

If you can poop very big poos, each scene is even worth 100 EUROS!!

The absolutely huge poops are worth even 150 or 200 EUROS per scene ...

A complete scene is just about 2 to 5 minutes ... BIG POOPERS, imagine what you can earn A MONTH!!

If you are a big pooper, female, above the age of 18 and you want to earn the easiest money in the world, please contact us at [ ********* (at) yahoo.com ] and you can start today!"

*GALS* -- *PLEASE* check out

http://www.******.com/******.htm

This is a GENUINE, LEGITIMATE offer!

*GUYS* -- If you want to enjoy what's going on, start at http://www.*******.com. And if you want *YOUR* GAL to EARN GOOD MONEY, encourage her to become a ****** model! Maybe *YOU* could help her with the filming!

31 Comments on "You Go Girls"

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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I am ugly as hell. Can I tuck my weenie out of sight and then earn big bucks with my big poops?

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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How about we re-dub 2g/1c with english and bad accents? That should be worth a few 1000 to those strange people!
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

C Everett Poop's picture
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That must be Russian porn..........

sittingpretty's picture
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Or Japanese. It could be African porn. Filming poop models is definitely pornagraphy. Nasty depraved minds. What is this world coming to? It could be a trick to get slaves for sex. Scary, very scary.

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, what are you going to do with the yam bag? Tell 'em its a hemorrhoid.

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Chief, i bet if you shaved your butt and they used just the right angles, you could get away with it!

but i wouldn't be surprised if there's a similar fetish for watching guys poop. perhaps you should search the web!
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i love poop.

i love poop.

prarie doggin's picture
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Wonder, it's European. Shaving shouldn't be necessary.

Plugger's picture
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I wish my wife could poop huge deuces like my daughter does. I would sign her up in heart beat.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Forget all about the yam sack but if I held it
up and to the front and the camera angle was slightly downward, I think it would not show.

Did a google search on "pooping for cash",
there didn't seem to be anyone interested in watching old men poop. My dreams of sudden wealth are dashed.

Actually I am relieved that no one
is that perverted!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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I can hardly wait for the next late night info-mercial.

I've made millions! And now you can too! All you need is a high resolution camera, a glass top table, and that's it! Call now! Only 5 easy payments of $19.95! But wait! call in the next 10 minuets and receive a FREE box of Oxy-Cleanse

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Actually it is a Dutch site - only ever one participant per shoot, and sells itself not as porn, but rather as a way for those with THE fetish to deal with the tension and stress.
Basically they claim to be in the therapy game through providing "Erotic Female Relieving Observance." Genius.... Incidentally, saying it must be an "African" site is rather vacuous - Africa is a continent, and why should Africans be any more likely to film this than "Americans"?
For this post I will remain Anonymous - I clearly know too much about the referenced website, and no-one would believe my perfectly innocent, and in my mind very credible, explanation.
Best to all,

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The site is www.[edited for content].com
The models are real and their jobs large.

Snapper's picture
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What? When'd you become one of the Big Kahunas around here, AD? I thought you were a peon like myself.

I have a big student loan to pay off. I ought to track this mofo down!

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Wow, this story...well, I like this site in general, but this paticular entry is a bit weird.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

The Original Grasshopper

Butt Dumpling's picture
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WOW!Money for growing a tail !I could be a millionaire.Donald(Dump)Trump.(Brown Version)

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Harkening to a day gone by. Here is a re-worked ditty:

Here I sit all broken hearted, lost 100 Euros because I only farted.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Squat, along with your infomercial idea, we could have Ron Popeil do the marketing.... Perhaps the Poop-A-Matic would be the name of the device but I am not certain exactly what it does.

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So would this be poonography?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

prarie doggin's picture
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Or shmut?

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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It definitely has content designed to appeal to our "poorient' interests.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

shitwit's picture
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What about those of us who just spray mud? Surely there's a market for chocolate rain?!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Poo Dumpling's picture
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Found website that accepts pics of people's dangleberries, while still attached preferred or after having been cut off with scissors, more graphic the better.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Yea I have heard of this site before (sommethingawful.com might have made fun of it) butt I believe they bill themselves as non porn. No sexual interactions or anything like that. Just taking care of business ad thats it.

fuckstick's picture
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somebodies' gotta do it!

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Its obviously a French website. In France this is considered perfectly normal, its a cultural way of life, just like giving wine to children. The French believe that pooping and eating poop is a perfectly natural activity. I think we should all be a little more understanding of other cultures, for instance in Egypt they serve fried battered camel poop as a delicacy. Filming a lady doing what can only be described as an extraordinary mountain of poop just might catch on. Then we'll all look pretty silly for mocking here.. think about that.

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Well I can shit with the best of them. I got on new medicine that at first caused mild constipation. Now that I am adjusted to it my turds are so fat and big. It's like dropping a bomb in the toilet. Wow the plopping sounds I can make. Water splashes out of the toilet every time.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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wow did this website get f-ed in the pooper or what.

sittingpretty's picture
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So is it Dutch or French? Do the French really think its natural to eat poop? And I'm jealous of hayley because her medicine worked and she makes big fat splashers.

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Inspector Pu P. Stayne's picture
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I'm not sure, but I think the site you're thinking of is based in the Netherlands.

Krazee's picture
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I pooped a chihuahua and it barked at my butt. I can poop better than the sluttiest slut.

Where do I sign up?!

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Sometimes I get curious on what is the catalyst for that first post. Welcome Krazee! Did you keep the Chihuahua? Or wipe with it? (or both?)