PoopReport Holiday Gift Guide 2005

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Birthdays. Anniversaries. Mother's Day. Each one provides an unwanted test of your ability to present friends and family members with gifts that offend neither their tastes nor yours. But no matter how hard one tries, it's inevitable that your gifts say more about you than they do about their receivers.

You'll do better if you embrace this fact, rather than fight it. So give gifts that come from your most deeply-held values: your devotion to the philosophy and humor articulated in PoopReport.com.

From the soap designed to eliminate butt pimples, to glow-in-the-dark strips that let you see where you pee, to the miracle of the bidet, one thing is sure with any gift on this page: your gift won't be easily forgotten.




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