strange.

valve toilets would solve this problem

"Antiupperdeck.com has only been active for less than a month now, but it has already started to gain a following. Tens of thousands of visitors have come to learn about upper-decking and share their experiences. Eventually there may be organized rallies and fundraisers to help spread the word."

...so that every dumbass punk and 13 year old will know how to ruin someone's toilet? Seems like you're, at best, preaching to the choir.

If I saw the international sign you designed by itself, I'd think it was saying "no toilet racing." This is an accepted sport in New Zealand. http://www.businessgames.co.nz/SITE_Default
/2004_games/default.asp

I want to see Grand Prix loo racing in the next olympics.

Is PR linked to antiupperdeck.com?

This is clearly a viscious and pure form of Turd Terrorism. Forget the website and start designing a booby trap to place in the tank, that senses an open ass and detonates, tearing scrot from the perpetrator and requiring him to be fitted for a colostomy bag.

This web site/movement sounds like something my sister would put up. The freak!

You aren't a 30-year-old anal-retentive, goody-goody ultra-religious Wiccan with a pathological lying habit, are you?

No, PR isn't linked to this site. I just thought PoopReporters would like to hear this message. I myself have never been upperdecked... knock on wood!

BakaYarou has a point, though... doesn't giving upper-decking such a position at the top of the pantheon of crimes glorify it in the eyes of those who might commit it?

Another malicious turd terror plot is "dry docking", used by college football teams and frat boys. It involves turning off the water supply to the toilet, then flushing all the water out of it before dropping a deuce in the dry bowl. Less disgusting than upperdecking because all you have to do is hold your breath and turn the water back on.

Upper-decking is more common than many would think. Most people are too ashamed to share their stories of being victimized. I would be surprised to hear that no one that you know has had some connection to an incident. The intention of the site is to share that, with the hopes that people will unite against the deed and the doers. It all comes back to ‘knowing is half the battle’. How can one hinder something that you don’t know even exists?

Haha fools! You will never catch me!

Unless you dry-dock my style. That is, upper-deck and THEN turn off the water.

Wow. And you have T-shirts, too. What a waste of fucking space! To think there are people starving in Africa and wars in Iraq/Afghanistan and you are raising money for a stupid movement to keep yourself from being victimized by frat boys. What a lame ass bastard.

So you got upper-decked. Get over it! Bitter, whiney son of a bitch!

You want me to tell my friends and family that this is BAD? Forgive me, Evan, but they know just how much hilarity ensues after an upper-decker. COME ON!!!!

What a great idea! I'm going to try this at my brother's house tomorrow.

I've read more than a few episodes of Captain Underpants who stands for all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony. It was from one of those that I learned about giving "squishies". You fold a couple of ketchup or mustard packets in half and put them under standoffs taht levitate the seat from the bowl. The first one who sits on that seat to drop off a few kids gets ketchup squirted all over their thighs, pants, and underwear.

In all it is pretty funny shit for children's literature. That one probably gave a few ideas to budding turd terrorists.

I have never heard of upper-decking before but im glad I know now. I swear to never unleash that kind of torture on another human. But I have to admit, it is kind of funny.

I am the ultimate upper decker. That is a way to absolutely mortify the enemy and never let them forget that fecal matter is nothing to mess with.

thats horrid. just horrid.

I wouldn't go quite as far as DungDaddy, but if I were to be victim to any form of Turd Terrorism I'd spare no effort or expense in hunting down the culprit - including genetic sequence matching - and hurt the bastard memorably. Sure I'd risk a jail term but no way could I let shit like that go unpunished as if it was just harmless fun. Upperdecker, Shit Volcano, Freakazoid and Di Uhreea, it must be great being so mature and liberal and tolerant and cool, but us uptight reactionaries who believe common decency is worth something are people too.

theres a prank involving poop, and there is a prank involving inflicting poop on the victim.
nobody should ever use thier fecal powers for evil. anybody who upper-decks is not only a vandal, but a disgusting person. i say we fight shit with shit. all you upperdeckers! im calling you out!

We should be careful not to encourage this form of turd terrorism. Everyone is vulnerable!

Yes, and some people deserve it!

I missed No Shit's comment last time. Am I mistaking or did he threaten the lives of some of our most notable PR's? (Well, except freakazoid.)

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Broccoli!

Upperdecking can be dealt with fairly easily without great expense or effort. As seen here.

i like to shit on the upper deck. hahahaha you fuckrs cant catch me!