Al Bundy's Ferguson

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The love between a man and his favorite commode is nothing short of kismet. Searching throughout modern and ancient history, toilet love is fairly evident. But the greatest love a man has ever shown his crapper was the love between Al "Crazy Legs" Bundy and his mighty Ferguson.

For those of you who have been living inside your own toilets, Al Bundy was the alpha male character in the great Fox sitcom Married... With Children. Al's total and utter despair in modern suburbia showed us all exactly what a truly miserable life would be like. His children were morons, his wife was a lazy, red-headed, nagging monster, and his neighbor was a maniacal lesbian. When he left his shitty castle, he went to his shitty job selling shoes to fat women.

Al: When I was growing up, I had two dreams. One was being an astronaut and landing on the planet Jane Mansfield. The other was having a bathroom all to myself. Well, Daddy got blown off course and had to crash on a much darker planet. (Al touches Peggy's head.) But family, I'm going to realize my second dream. I'm going to build a bathroom -- the greatest bathroom in the world. And I want you to know something, all of you -- NOBODY USES THAT BATHROOM BUT ME.


Yes, a truly miserable life was his. His only escapes were watching his favorite TV show Psycho Dad, holding council with his men's club NO MA'AM, and driving in his beloved car, the mighty Dodge. But mightier than all those joys in Al's life was his love for his Ferguson.

Al: When I was a boy I told myself when I grew up I would have one thing. A toilet bowl like my dad had.

Peggy: I thought it was a head like a peanut. He had one of those, too.

Al: you're not going to ruin my moment, Peg. Now stand back and feast your eyes on... this!



Kelly: is it just me, or is that a toilet?

Al: Not just a toilet... a FERGUSON. The King of bowls!

Rarely would you see Al ever happy in his life of hell. His only smiles came when he was watching TV and when he was entering his place of Zen: his bathroom. There was originally only one bathroom in the Bundy household. But in Season three, Al takes it upon himself to build himself the bathroom to end all bathrooms, replete with Ferguson. In typical Al Bundy style, it comes out as a cold, dark place. But in a future episode, when Peg remodels it into bright, vibrant colors, Al destroys it and rebuilds it using his symbol of manhood: his father's hammer.


Al: Bud, sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It's the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.

Yup, I'll never forget the time my dad took me to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom. And I begged him to pull into a truck stop. He said no, wait until we get there! It'll be worth it! It was!


How could a man survive such a horrid life? He could survive because his Ferguson got him through it. Whenever Al was feeling down, he would go one of two places: to rest upon his mighty Ferguson, or down to the local nudie bar. And, really, what else does a man need?

Bud: Excuse me, Dad, but a toilet is a toilet.

Al: (grimacing) Bud... the toilets today aren't worthy of the name! They come in designer colors... they're too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it... BaaaWOOOSH! That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, "I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot." Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell!




And now I've got one of my very own!

I just wish... Dad could be ali--- (Al breaks down)




Al: Oh look, Dad, I'm sitting on my own Ferguson! Just like you always knew I would!


The bathroom is a man's sanctuary, a place of rest. When life gives your lemons, you take a big shit. And that's exactly what Al did. After a bad day of selling women's shoes, he would retreat to his bathroom. After wrestling traffic to make it home to his ungrateful wife and kids, he would go and bond with his Ferguson.




Al: Daddy loves you!

Peggy: What does that toilet have that I don't?

Al: A job.

Al's bond with his toilet speaks volumes about our society. It wasn't an accident that Married... With Children was on the air for ten years. Writers base sitcoms on our lifestyles. How many of us can't wait to get home, not because we want to see our children or spouse, but because we want to sit down on the pot? After a long day of work and stress, the only place where we can let go and be stress-free is the bathroom. The bathroom is our Eden. For me, after dealing with all the bullshit of my job, nothing cleanses my head better then a good, hearty dump. I feel almost vindicated, like I finally accomplished something in the day. No matter how bad my day has been, getting home to my familiar Ferguson always takes the edge of. No more stress, no more people yelling, no more phone calls. Just peace, serenity, and my favorite magazine.


Kelly: Well. Daddy finally finished his bathroom. You know, the living room seems so much bigger without the Ferguson.

Peggy: Yeah... this must be quite a moment for your father. He's in there breaking in the Ferguson as we speak. Must be having fun... he's been in there for over an hour.

Al comes in.

Peggy: How was it, Al?

Al: (Sits down on the couch.) I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated.


Al: This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?

Peggy: You want me to undercook you some chicken, honey?

Al: No, but thanks anyway, Peg. It'll take something a lot stronger than raw chicken to get me fixed up.

Al turns on the TV.

Announcer: And now stay tuned for the rest of our exciting ABC lineup. Roseanne! Moonlighting! And the award-winning Thirtysomething.

Al nods, picks up a newspaper, puts it under his arm, and heads to the bathroom.


I'd like to hear from the rest of the poop community. Do you share a special bond with a certain toilet in your house? Do you go out of the way to make it home to shit? Do you feel like you're cheating on your toilet when you shit at the local gas station? Does your bathroom resemble Al Bundy's -- cold and dark, with a toilet that could suck down a whole turkey? Put down your seats, fellow PoopReporters, and stand atop your favorite toilet. Tell us about your Ferguson. Because everyone has a Ferguson. For some of us, our Ferguson is metaphorical, something we strive for. For some of us, like Al Bundy, bless his tortured soul, our Ferguson is all that we have.

sfx: BaaaWOOOSH!


Al: Now that's a MAN'S flush!

-- Pill Pooper

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83 Comments on "Al Bundy's Ferguson"

Anonymous's picture

If MWC had been a cartoon, where the characters never aged, it would still be going as strong as ever.

Anonymous's picture

I have purchased that exact toilet 3 times now. A friend recommended it for the flushing power (which my husband loves). I love it for,
(1) The water savings and,
(2) They are taller toilets than the originals, the seats are several inches higher from the floor.

We bought an older home in Ca. that had its original toilets from the 60s. Normally I would have retro-fitted them with low-flow "features" like a water bottle in the tank, but that wasn't really an option because the water in the house had been turned off for 5+ months by the time we took possession. The toilets were disgusting and I refused to clean them. So the first thing we did after getting our keys was install 2 of these toilets. Best decision ever.

When we re-located to our new home in TX, I discovered the toilets in the house were the original low-flow models from when the house was built 15 years ago. I was originally stoked, Yay, low-flow already and I don't have to do anything and no extra waste going to the dump! But I was quickly disappointed when I realized there was a reason that people hated the original low-flow toilets.

The design was pretty poor quality which meant it would sometimes clog. Plunging a toilet? not the highlight of any day. So far we have only replaced the toilet that gets the most use. The other toilets are on their way out too, and we're going to buy more of this model.

Anonymous's picture

You could have checked the valve seat under the flapper valve. It's often brass and gets nicked up then leaks, even with a new valve. Polish it.

You can also put a couple jars of sand into those larger tanks to save some water per flush but the bowls are not designed for 1.6 gallons per flush. I have 1.6 gal/flush toilets (and an older one dated about 1948).

I'm working on a whole new strategy: Why not take waste water from the washer, run it to a large tank and then use that to fill the toilet tanks? I don't want to use the soapy water in the garden (even with biodegradable detergent) so here's how I can use it.

Now it won't matter if I don't have a water efficient washer because I'll flush more than I discharge from the washer. The garden will get harvested rainwater which it's a lot happier with anyway!The retrofit for using grey water to fill the toilet is not really that hard in concept. Water from the washer drains to an outdoor tank of about 200 to 300 gallons. Overflow goes to the lawn. One solar panel and a 12 volt pump push the water up (slowly is fine) to a 55 gallon tank near roof level. Overflow goes to first tank. Second tank uses a float/feed system from a swamp cooler to assure that the level never goes below 5 gallons. Water is gravity fed to toilets. Toilets need only one modification to the inlet valve and stand to do the same job but under low pressure. And maybe the toilet will stay cleaner longer.

AV8 pooper's picture

Great article from a show with great writers and actors. Though his wife was a Shrew, his children worthless, a horrible going nowhere career. Here stands a man, who on numerous episodes had an opportunity to desert his family or cheat on his wife, he never did. He always justified going home and not cheating with one single phrase, "I can't, I'm married with children!" I am trying to buy my Ferguson as we speak.

Log Snapper's picture

Great article. I would add that Al also installed four toilet paper hangers in his bathroom. When he showed his neighbor his great accomplishment, he asked if Al had a sink. Al replied, "what for?" Four dispensers of paper and no sink to wash your hands. Now that is a man's bathroom.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Al Bundy and Archie Bunker were the soul of America !

Anonymous Coward's picture

I am really looking into finding me a nice, old ferguson with way more flushing gallons than necessary.

Does anyone know where I could get one? I am willing to spend serious $$$ on the bowl, since shipping the damn thing to germany will cost me a fortune anyway...

Any clues anyone?

ms. pooper's picture
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toilet paper good old Al

toilet paper

YeahItSucks's picture
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"Married With Children" started running in 1987, ended in 1997, and this page was written in 2005. It's now 2007 and we're still talking about this show. That's how you know greatness. Not only is still being watched, bought, laughed at and talked about - damn if it isn't even being written about on a website dedicated to feces. Wow! That was a damn fine show! Al Bundy is America!

Dry-Wipe's picture

i love this page as much as i love married with children. im one of those guys that considers al bundy as a hero and the ferguson episode has always resonated with me. sadly, the crappy little crapper i come home to everyday is nothing compared to the mighty ferguson. its too low, too weak and, to quote a previous poster, has nowhere near enough room for my 'frontal equipment'. my heart goes out to any man forced to use a bowl that is more round than oval. brothers, i feel ur pain. but even with all that, i do so enjoy coming home from work everyday and taking a good 10-20 minutes sitting on my toilet, completely on my time, as opposed to when i sit on the big & comfy crapper at work which i can never fully enjoy since im always on the clock when i use it. sadly theyre both weak flushers tho, so nomatter where i shit i always have to check for the plunger b4 i sit down. theres nothing worse than having to shitty-walk over to the other bathroom to get the plunger. regardless let me stop while im ahead. this is a great site, and this was a great story about a great show and a man with a great toilet. goodnite and good flushings to all

Hanus Anus's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Oh, footnote to the above traffic regarding Colleen Applegate (aka Shauna Grant): As far as i can make out, she was *not* related to Christina.

Happy crapping! (_o_)

Hanus Anus's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I don't need gobs of flushing power. But a big fat oh yes on the 19 incher! We recently replaced the throne that was here when i moved in several years ago. It was of reasonable depth. But the new facility is a nice long deep bowl, with lots of room for the frontal equipment. Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy! [Why am i talking all flowery today?]
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Happy crapping! (_o_)

Happy crapping! (_o_)

Truebutt's picture

All in the Family was a great show. Can you get it on C/D? As for the important function of the John, Toiletta turned my 1.6 into a Ferguson. I drop logs that will plug up any toilet. Yes, I am on the heavy side you could say, and I eat too much, I also need equal time to keep it moving. As for a Ferguson you might be able to buy them in Canada. The only place you can get a Toiletta is on line. I think they are restricting sales to western states. What are those Canada toilets going for? Then all you need is a 19 inch seat for time and comfort.

daphne's picture
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Jeff, I'm liking your name link today.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

jeff brennnan's picture

yes oh great yanks but your fergy days are over
tour cananda if you want great flushers now that your gov..has outlawed the hover dam of crappers..long live al and the mighty FERGY

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

That episode was a riot. Great story Pill Pooper.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

Stanley's Best Friend's picture

My toilet has been dubbed "Stanley" by my 15 year old niece. (I don't know why, but I kinda like it!) His full name is Stanley Lowflow Craphole Shiteater Kohler.

In other news, a baby boy born at the hospital where my aunt works was named "Shithead" by his Hindu parents. Apparently its pronouced "Shuh-theed". (If they ever have a girl, I recommend the name "Asswipe" pronounced "Az-weepay" of course.)

Anonymous Coward's picture

All hail the mighty Ferguson -
One flush a lo! your merde is gone!
(Do you have any idea how damn hard it is to find a word that rhymes with ferguson?)

Anonymous Coward's picture

May good toilets like Al's live long and prosper, and may they always be there to receive our bodily wastes, no matter how small . .or how big. God bless the pot.

Anomalous Coward's picture
k 500+ points

The Ferguson website must truly be representative of a company that is a mighty purveyor of toilets. I never saw so much shit in my whole life.

Dumplestiltskin's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Whenever I feel down, I come back and reread this story and things don't seems so bad. So many good memories of a great episode. Thanks for immortalizing it.


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Toilet, I don't like you and you don't like me...

Toilet, I don't like you and you don't like me...

Double Flush's picture
k 500+ points

Don't know what a Ferguson would do for me, but I really like Sloan valve toilets (as I keep saying). Maybe I should look into these. Oh, and my reading material is my laptop computer.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

[Insert witty banter here]

Fecal Follies's picture
l 100+ points

*lies down on floor, pounds fists, kicks feet*

I want a toilet like Al's Ferguson!!!!!

This horrid apartment-toilet can't suck down one of my cat's hairballs, much less one of my IBS-patient offerings ... *sigh*

And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Dumplestiltskin's picture

This was one the greatest eps in TV history.

When I was looking to buy a house, I was planning on installing a new toilet that I could break-in and make my Ferguson. Sadly, the market has gotten out of reach for peons like me...

KeepOnCrappin's picture
k 500+ points

I would like nothing more than to un-honor my toilet by bashing it up with a sledgehammer. No amtter what, I have to planuge and flush at least 3 times. I had a plumber in, and he made it worse. But at least I have a toilet.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Rat Droppings's picture
l 100+ points

That report made me wish I had a special toilet. It saddens me that I haven't fully honored my toilet.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

Reminds me of the old guy I met once who said he was chopping with George Washington's axe.

"Really," I said, "is that the actual axe George used to chop down the legendary cherry tree?

"Waal," replied the owner, "hit's had two new heads 'an three new handles, but ah reckon hit's still th' selfsame axe!"

Plumber John's picture

A Ferguson Toilet is actually a Proflo toilet. It is only sold at Ferguson. It has a big blue ferguson stamp on it between the seat and the tank. However, it is not made by Ferguson. It goes back to that Food Lion example. Proflo is actually a full line of products only sold at ferguson ranging from ball valves and hose clamps to whirlpool tubs and kitchen faucets. None of which is made by ferguson or Proflo. Im sure back in the day, it was just a ferguson Toilet. But now, If you go to ferguson and ask for a ferguson toilet, they will sell you a proflo. and if you take off the lid, it will say briggs. So Briggs makes there toilet. on another topic, the person who drove to canada to buy 3.5 gallon toilets, is an idiot. they could have just gone to ferguson and bought some. plus the people in europe only use .8 gallons per flush. toto, kohler, american standard, st. thomas creations, jacuzzi ect... all make toilets with that new flushing technology that will suck down golf balls. They expanded the trapway size from 2 inches to 3 and added a few other things. go to kohler.com and check out the cimmaron 1piece toilet and 2piece toilet. it only uses 1.6 gallons. no more watching the water spin and spin. it sucks straigt down. they call it the class five flushing system. I have one, its the best toilet ever made. unless you wanna pay 5 grand for a toto that will wash your ass for you.

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

TSV, when are you going public with your "weather footage" AND your "weather cleavage"?

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

And it's ALWAYS hot in Volcano season!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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The you'd LOVE me on my weather footage. I wear a short tank top that is four sizes too small. Hell, it's hot out there in hurricane season!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

She has boobs. She wears a tight t-shirt. I am a man. Need I say more?

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Dumpster, what is your obsession with Stephanie Abrams? This is like the fourth place I have read about her from you. And I thought I was horrid for drooling over Jeff Morrow.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

Dave says, "[i]t may be a Kohler or a Toto or an American Standard, but each of us deserves a Ferguson of our own."

How right you are, Dave. Although I penned the tribute above to my mythical "Ferguson," the actual commode, which has been there since 1964, is an American Standard, as are the other two loos in my 100+ year-old house. But as I said above, that joker knows how to do his job, better than any of us could teach it to him.

In all the viscissitudes of my life, it has always been a consoling constant to know that I could count on this champ to dispose, without a murmur, whatever stress and Mother Nature had combined to wring from my anguished guts.

Every life must have its bright spots; my crapper is mine! To paraphrase Chevalier, "thank heaven for little girls, and for humongous swirls!"

Thos. Crapper's picture

One of my college buddies graduated and worked for Ferguson Enterprises. He was a classic "Good Ole Boy" and he said the company's unofficial motto was "Your number Two is our Number One."

...and Al Bundy was a big hero of mine. Sex-starved Peg would always try to get a little action but uninterested Al's response was usually, "Peg, has it been six months already?"

Poop Shooter's picture
k 500+ points

Dumpster, awesome homage to your Ferguson!! Reading your post made me proud of it myself and I've never seen it! Poop shooter

Poop Shooter!

Knickersdown Nicholas's picture

Ferguson's toilets are a new one on me. BUT I had a special affection for the outside toilet at my grandparents' house - where I graduated from sitting on a potty to sitting on a toilet, at the age of three, and where I learned to wipe my own bum.

I also learned not to be embarrassed if neighbours saw me going in. They knew exactly what I had gone to do, by the length of time I was inside, and when they heard the toilet roll being pulled, and the rustling of the San Izal paper.

Somebody has written on another forum about listening to neighbours' gossip while on the loo. That was an added bonus - a reason for staying there a bit longer. The woman one side worked part-time at the pub down the road. She was the source of all the news, shouting it from her back yard to the one the other side of my grandparent's place. I used to go back in and tell my gran all.

Yes, I loved that old toilet with the wooden shelf, especially in summer time - eaves-dropping, sitting with my trousers round my ankles during school holidays was an enjoyable pastime, which my mother, my uncle, and my grandparents assured me that they had participated in - something from the past which I suppose has virtually disappeared.

That old lady always called me 'Nicky', even after I had a doctorate. (At school, rather predictably, I was called 'Nickers'). Over the years, when going for my morning trouser-drop, she would often be outside, hanging out washing, or sweeping up or whatever. One of the last occasions when I was 25, she was announcing some news to neighbours, I heard someone say 'I think Nicky is in there.' I shouted back 'Don't mind me'. Shortly afterwards she had a stroke from which she never recovered.

Not long after that, my grandparents sold their house, which by then had had quite a lot done to it, including a modern bathroom, for a small bungalow. So it was a sad goodbye to that outhouse, forever.

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

I haven't watched anything on TV since 1974, other than "The Weather Channel" (where I keep hoping to see TSV, anxiously wiggling her boobs like Stephanie Abrams), so I can't speak to the axiology of this thread. I can, however, speak in a monumental way to its ontology, since I have lived in the same house since I was 7 years old (I am now 48), and THERE HAS BEEN THE SAME FERGUSON IN THE HALL BATHROOM ALL THE TIME!!! This crapper has survived, if not quite my toilet training, at least my adolescent identity crisis (this isn't a masturbation forum); voyeuristic friends of my teenage sister; my Mom's death; my Dad's dating and getting remarried and selling the house to me and Mrs. Dumpster; our divorce; doubling the size of the house; catboxes; constipated mothers-in-law; Little Dumpster; baby diapers; nervous neighbors; petrified pastors; reified relatives; two seats; three kits, but NEVER. ONCE. Has it stopped up or overflowed.

I can go to Mr. Ferguson with the biggest dump since D-Day, content in the knowledge that he will eagerly drink it down and beg for more. He will fight on the beaches; he will fight on the landing grounds, etc. I could back a cement mixer up to this guy and he would take it in stride. You could cram all the crap of Christendom in this crapper and he would eagerly comest it. My house is over 100 years old, so either its builder laid a 24 inch sewer main, or Potzilla discharges directly into the Turd Circle of Hell.

No wonder that when I have to eliminate one of the epic loads of my life, I visit Mr. Ferguson in the downstairs hallway bathroom. I am a fortunate man. As the Beverly Hillbillies said,

"You're all invited back next week,
To this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin'
Of [my] hospitality!"

Come to see me, my friends--sanitary napkins; bursting condoms; full-meal-deal chunks of vomit; partially dismembered human corpses: You name it: this big guy can swallow it!
I rest my case AND my ass!

He is the King of Crappers; the Father of Fergusons! He belongs on the National Register of HisTURDic Places!

PooperGal's picture
k 500+ points

I just recalled that there is a big Ferguson warehouse-display center near me. I drive by it on the work commute. I'll have to stop in and pay homage sometime.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Anonymous Coward's picture

I don't own a Ferguson but my idea of living on the
dangerous edge is to use just one piece of single ply
toilet paper!

PooperGal's picture
k 500+ points

I remember the toilet episode, with the last scene of the mighty flush (and the water pressure effect on the public fountain). In fact, I was a loyal viewer of "Married...With Children" for it's entire decade run. Pill Pooper is right, the show resonated with the Common Person. And, a toilet is a Man's - and Woman's, in my case - best friend.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Cracktacular's picture
l 100+ points

Al Bundy is a man for all seasons. O come let us adore him.

Crack kills

Dos-x's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i too loved my toilet. the toilet at my parents house. ones bum becomes accostomed to a toilet after living in the same house so long.
now i live in an apartment with my husband and we have a shitty toilet, not literally of course, but often times it needs the double flush and i'm no powerpooper *sigh* one day i will have a good strong flusher.

turdmongerette's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Pill Pooper, this report reguarding Al's Ferguson makes me want to go and ride my own white horse. I acknowledge all of Al's comfort criteria and have the same in my own abode. Although sometimes I enjoy the rocking action while seated on my American Standard porcelin steed.

Fuhrmi's picture

Its so great to find anything about this man toilet. But I'm so sad because I couldn't find some stuff like that Ferguson in europe. By the way is their really a company which produce Fergusons in USA?
Kind regards from Villory & Boch, favourite toilets of Germany.
Fuhrmi

James Reitz's picture

Great story. Sitcoms have a way of expressing the strange and the wierd. A man who loves his toilet, who can argue that it isn't hilarious. (*cough*, LAME!!)

Sperma's picture

LOL :-D

Hanus Anus's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

"I always thought Christina Applegate {Kelly} was kind of cute."

Well, that was part of her job. :)
They never showed enough leg on that show, though. :(

"She had a sister who worked in porn movies under the name of Shauna Grant. She {Shauna} commited suicide."

Ah, yes. Colleen Applegate, iirc. I didn't know that she was related. (The suicide was a bit fishy, too. Shooting one's self with a shotgun is rather tricky.)

Happy crapping! (_o_)

paradise pooper's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

good call, Poopmaster. But, Ido have a favorite commode. That is the closest one I can get to when I need to be on one. Some are better than others, but it's better than leaning up against one of the tires on my truck. (I done that a few times).

Poopetmaster's picture

Al Bundy was my childhood hero. I wish he would kick Dr. Phil's ass.

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