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You're sitting in a public place surrounded by strangers, such as the DMV. You move in your seat and make a farting sound. You::
Act like nothing happened.
Act like the sound came from someone else.
Act like you did, indeed, fart and say, "excuse me," or something similar.
Say, "it wasn't me, it was the chair!"
Other. Please explain.
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