God is all good, and everything he creates is good. Shit, on the other hand, is waste. God would not produce waste, so even if God ate, God would digest and absorb all of which God ate, producing no waste.
Shit is merely that which cannot be used by the body, and therefore is a condition of only finite, mortal beings.

if jesus and god don't poo, shouldn't they be really fat? or do they just puke like bulimics? where else does the food and drink go?

i'm a year late here, but that's cool: Jesus DID poo. after all, he was a man. he was 100% human and 100% God. "But that's 200%!" you say. that ain't the way it works.

"either man was created in God's image -- and God has intestines! -- or God lacks intestines and man is not like Him."

what a weak argument!!

gotta run,

Che

What if god dumped in heaven, would his poo come flying through the clouds and land on earth? Would you see big chunks of corn in it or is god able to digest corn?

I am very religious. And to think that you people actually wonder if God poops disturbs me. I know for a fact he does, on my chest. And it is filled with the yummy goodness that any humans poop is.

What a bunch of geniuses.

Great website--I haven't laughed so hard in ages (and it was as satisfying as a massive ...) In gratitude, I offer the following: according to Valentinus's epistle to Agathapous ("Jesus' Digestive System"), Jesus "was continent, enduring all things. Jesus digested divinity; he ate and drank in a special way, without excreting his solids. He had such a great capacity for continence that the nourishment within him was not corrupted, for he did not experience corruption." Do you feel edified?