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The Wrong Kind Of Block Party

Posted 02.26.2009 by The Big Wiper (2287)
I work in an industry that provides materials and services to libraries -- mostly of the public variety, not academic. As such, I am always in libraries doing sales presentations, which can be quite lengthy, sometimes lasting all day. These involve my laptop, and I am often tempted to surf my favorite websites or check email during the long lulls. Usually I end up on sports talk sites to debate the pros and cons of this coach or that team.

Occasionally, however, I will try to drop in on PoopReport to see what has newly-emerged from the pipeline. (I'll soon be starting my seventh year of involvement with the site, and these subconscious references are ingrained in me by now.) But about two-thirds of the time, I find the library's Internet filter has blocked the site. The three reasons for this action that I have encountered most often are, in no particular order of occurrence: 1) no reason given; 2) pornographic site; and 3) foul language.

Now, I am under no illusion that someone at all these libraries has actually taken the time to surf all these sites that get blocked. They'd have no life if they attempted to do so. Rather, these filters work on keywords that someone at the library or whoever programmed the software designated as imminently block-worthy. But that, my friends, is as slippery a slope as having a bad case of the squirts on a polished tile bathroom floor.

In the early days of Internet filtering, keywords as cyber-police wreaked all sorts of havoc. Librarians I have talked to about the practice were candid enough to relay their horror stories about the censorship that inadvertently resulted. When the word "sex" was entered as a no-no in some programs, everything regarding sex education, sex therapy, and gender-related distinctions (just to name a few) fell by the wayside. Many sites devoted to medical issues took a big hit because (huge *gasp* inserted here!) the word "sex" appeared in sentences within some article appearing there.

Same thing happened when the titillating word "breast" was designated a filtering keyword. Sites devoted to breast cancer education disappeared from public view altogether; and sites discussing chicken parts and popular recipes took it on the chin as well.

Such is the inevitable result of not allowing people to judge for themselves what is and isn't appropriate cyber-material for their perusal. And forget the preoccupation with what children are gawking at or sniggering about. It's up to parents -- and not librarians as their surrogates -- to grant and then supervise computer use as well as to monitor what books and videos they check out to read or watch.

As regards PoopReport and filtering, I think I have far more of a problem with the site being classified as pornographic than I do with it containing some foul language. I readily admit that four-letter words appear quite frequently throughout the threads of the Forums and sometimes in the Front Page articles. In most cases use of these words is well within an appropriate context, although juvenile and immature outbursts have certainly occurred.

In what sense, however, is the intellectual discussion of bodily functions pornographic? It's quite clear to me that the word poop as a filtering keyword has been partnered with scat and the graphic sites associated with it. And somewhere in cyberspace, entire sites devoted to nautical terms and paraphernalia (such as poop deck) have been put in handcuffs until further notice.

It is worth noting the following: some, but not all, of the libraries that have blocked PoopReport have Dave's Poop Culture on the shelves. Ironic, isn't it, that a book discussing the history of and current state of the Too Much Information approach to poop is available to the same patrons who aren't allowed to explore the living, breathing site that generated it in the first place?

A few of the cyber-eviction notices contain language to the effect that a patron who disagrees with the ban may take up the matter with the librarian for review. Now, that would be a tough one. "Why do you want people to see pictures of poop?" the librarian might ask, particularly if he or she were of the TMI persuasion. (Keep in mind that I'm in that library to generate business and goodwill for the company I work for, and not challenge their censorship policies. That in itself would be a full-time job, and I doubt it would pay very well.)

Oddly, the only remedy here would be to allow open access to the site so that the truth about PoopReport could become obvious: that its purpose is neither pornographic nor to promote or encourage foul language. Sadly, however, too many libraries are content with blocking, rather than tackling a universal, much-maligned, and much misunderstood subject. Pressure from patrons themselves in these various communities would likely be the catalyst for change here, but how you can crusade for something you're not allowed to see in the first place?

daphne (4391) -- 02.26.2009

Hi Wiper!

At our local library, believe it or not, Poopreport is accessible. I love that. While Thing Two may check out a book or two, I can check out PR if I've found books already.

It's very sad that Dave's book has been banned from some places, because there are fiction books in most libraries that are downright tawdry. I see all types of romance novels, horror stories (I love horror), and suspense thrillers that have quite a great deal of graphic scenes in them. Namely, I remember seeing "Suffer the Children" by John Saul in our library. In case anyone's ever read it, you understand. Ew.

I should donate a copy of Dave's book to the library. Maybe, since PR is online I can sneak a copy of the Journal of Ass Production in, too.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Blind Mullet (534) -- 02.26.2009

Cripes! I hope that the references to my trusty poofterometer are not part of the problem!
I think I can safely say that I've never used the 'f' word in a post, and definitely not the 'c' word.
I dare not attempt to check Poopreport at work, as I work for a Govt. department, and they have this zero-tolerance IT policy. I received a warning for sending myself an email from home to work, of a picture of some fat dude who had a monkey tattooed on his belly, and the monkey was bending over, chucking a browneye, and the bloke's navel was the monkey's bum hole.
The sternly-worded warning reminded me that further incidents could see me sacked!!!

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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

El Scumbag (598) -- 02.26.2009

My local library allows it.

But this filtering of certain words reminds me of what happened in the UK some years ago when filtering systems first started to be used. In the north of our glorious country is the quaint town of Scunthorpe, which introduced an email filter to prevent abuse of the system by employees so that no emails containg swear words would come through.

Unfortunately, soon afterwards employees started complaining that they were not receiving any emails at all and a whole week went by while they investigated the reasons why, which nobody seemed to understand until some bright spark realised that each and every email address for council employees such as whoever@scunthorpe.gov.uk contained the word 'cunt'. Fucking marvellous...

Thunderbox (1357) -- 02.26.2009

These filters are weird. At work, where I am now, the office e-mail system filters some bizarre words out causing some e-mails not to arrive. Yet we have no filters whatsoever on the internet.

We get PR at the local library here as well.

Thunderbox (1357) -- 02.26.2009

I`m guessing that these four words are the ones that get PR blocked the most from libraries and work:

"helmet", "throating", spooge" and "gargling".

It`s your fault, CEP.

C Everett Poop (792) -- 02.26.2009

Yes but how could anyone comment on any topic without helmet, throating, spooge and gargling?

I never go to the library here because it is where all the dirty homeless fucks live. I also never use the word "poop". I prefer the vastly superior "dook"

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.26.2009

I know I'm not the fucking problem.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.26.2009

daph: you reminded me of another issue in libraries these days--graphic novels. These revved-up comic books can sometimes have X-rated content, and librarians are divided about their existence in libraries. Some feel that they are getting people (mostly young teenage boys) into the library as users and that that might lead to further library use.

Others feel that comic books don't encourage long-term reading any more than I-Pod or cell phone use does. The content of some of these graphic novels is far more questionable than anything that appears on PR, however.

BTW, I can never guess correctly what library will block PR. Just when I think some rural library ought to have blocked it, I find that it's up and running. Some metro outfits, on the other hand, have surprised me with the filters. Depends on the sensibilities of who's running the show at the top.


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

spattacus (205) -- 02.26.2009

El S - If Typhoo put the "T" in Britain, who put the "S" in Scunthorpe?
The old 'uns are the best!

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1014) -- 02.26.2009

We can't get PR at our library either. But if you type in the word Fat the first place that pops up is a site dedicated to people who love ginormous fat naked women.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

I can get pR at the library in town, but not the one in my school...it really sucks not having anything to do during studyhall.
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The Original Grasshopper

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.26.2009

I find it interesting that the Nashville public library does not have Dave's book but they do have several books by the Marquis de Sade, including the infamous "120 Days of Sodom" and the erotic "Story of O" by French writer Anne Desclos, written under the pen name Pauline Reage. It would appear that using the anus for sexual gratification is considered more normal than using it for its intended purpose.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

CTB is on to something there...we should protest!
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The Original Grasshopper

Blind Mullet (534) -- 02.26.2009

I haven't been to a public library for years, probably because I suffer from nerdophobia.
Those pasty geeks with the Buddy Holly specs send shivers up my spine.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

I go to the library, and I have no idea what you're talking about. Who's Buddy Holly?
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The Original Grasshopper

Bilgepump (2747) -- 02.26.2009

Buddy Holly is who Don McClain was singing about "The day the music died"
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

Who's Don McClain?
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The Original Grasshopper

Bilgepump (2747) -- 02.26.2009

The guy that sang about Buddy Holly, weren't you paying attention???
"American Pie" is the song, and I misspelled the fellow's name, its McLean.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.26.2009

Bye Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. There was good old boys drinking whiskey and rye, singing this 'll be the day that I die.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

Are you guys high? WTF are you talking about? I'm confuzzed...
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The Original Grasshopper

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 02.26.2009

Leandra...Do an audio search for "American Pie" and listen to a great song.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

Oh...I've heard this song before. Huh.
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The Original Grasshopper

Bilgepump (2747) -- 02.26.2009

Here, sweety, I saved you the trouble.

Charles Hardin Holley

You'll find out about Crickets too.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

You're confuzzing me agian...
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The Original Grasshopper

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.26.2009

Stop confuzzing her, guys!


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

There is a lot of alliteration in your sig, TBW.
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The Original Grasshopper

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.26.2009

*sighs* It's not likely that they will stop confuzzing me, they take a lot of joy in it. And that grasshopper thing.
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.26.2009

They're all jealous 'cause you've got the turd in your hand.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.26.2009

Re: the alliteration in my sig, Leandra. Can't help it. It's the writer in me!

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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.26.2009

TBW, you shouldn't be alliterating all over the place. We're trying to keep this place clean.

Bilgepump (2747) -- 02.26.2009

YEah, and some of those alliterations have split infinitives and dangling participles, that can be dangerous, you could take someone's eye out with those.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

John Poo-Shack (55) -- 02.26.2009

So far the Allegheny County Library Association has not blocked this site outright, but some individual libraries that are members have occasionally blocked it (like the Green Tree library), but maybe because those libraries are located in 'municipal centers' that also contain police stations. Some police forces (especially the suburban ones) have detective bureaus that have a strong tendency to classify poop with porn, but others don't.

daphne (4391) -- 02.27.2009

I purchased a copy of 120 Days of Sodom because it's banned in some countries. Even though I complain about the military from time to time, I truly appreciate our freedoms in this country and feel it's my responsibility to use them. In this case, owning a book that could get me imprisoned elsewhere is that freedom. (Actually, I have almost everything the Marquis wrote. It's fun to see people's reactions to that when scoping out the old book shelves. I wonder how many people have left our house wondering if I'm a secret sex freak.)

I hate it when people use cell phones in our library. It's a small little place, even though it's clean and new. Walk the fucking 50 feet to the stairs that lead downstairs to the front door and have your stupid conversation. Assholes!!!!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

El Scumbag (598) -- 02.27.2009

Hey Daph, what do you think of Justine? Personally it really disturbed me.

Blind Mullet (534) -- 02.27.2009

I have a niece named Justine, and I find her quite disturbing.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.27.2009

daph: nearly every library I've ever been in forbids cell phone use inside. I seldom see patrons getting away with talking on them, but I'm sure there are those who do.

Continuing my rant against cell phones, I truly admire businesses that enforce signs on their counters that say, "If you are on a cell phone, you are not in line."

Meanwhile, on the occasions when I've found it necessary to take my cell phone into a library because of expecting an important call, I put it on vibrate and then step outside to take or return it.

Common courtesy is not something the rank-and-file of the cell phone culture normally practices, however.


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

phatmanxxl (514) -- 02.27.2009

Last time I was in a library was to get cheat codes for my playstation games (years and years ago), I dont remeber being blocked from any sites. I dont know if they even used a filter, but they did have signs saying if your caught accessing pornogrphic sites you will be banned from the library and arrested. We use our library cards to reserve computers to use.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 02.27.2009

One of the librarians demandedI turn my cellphone off in the library, and when I went outside touse it, they asked me to leave.If i'm outside, is that legal? I hate the town library. School library's better.
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The Original Grasshopper

daphne (4391) -- 02.27.2009

Scummo, the first fifty pages really set the stage, that's for sure. The part about the little girl who was left behind and the party people decided to keep was creepy. The Marquis had no boundaries, and he made it apparent in the beginning.

And Wiper, you and I have the cell phone hate, huh? :) While I love mine, it's not my preference to bother others. Last year at the library I was working on that Foam article and some lady got a phone call. She talked loudly on it for like five minutes. I couldn't believe her. Finally, I went to the computer desk and asked the guy there why cell phones were allowed in the library. He said they weren't, and I pointed to her and asked, "You can't hear her?" I guess he didn't want to approach her. So I did.

Yeesh.

It's one great thing about texting!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.27.2009

There is no place out-of-bounds to cell phone addicts. That includes churches, hospitals, theaters and classrooms.


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.27.2009

It wont be long until we hear one go off in a coffin.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 02.27.2009

No doubt a funeral home inquiring about satisfaction with the accommodations.


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 02.27.2009

Or when to expect the payment.

Heywood (not verified) -- 02.28.2009

The mention of Scunthorpe brings up memories of a defaced billboard for Brighton, a seaside destination. The billboard showed people having fun on the beach at a resort and said, "We put the bright in Brighton!"

Under it some graffiti read, "Then who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?"

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.

El Scumbag (598) -- 02.28.2009

I live just outside Brighton. Just thought I'd mention that.

And it's not very bright. Although they do still try to put the right-on in Brighton. And fail, miserably.

Akinato (not verified) -- 03.03.2009

One must bear in mind that the 2 century plus history of the States has been entrenched (despite the alleged "freedoms") in a puritanical mish-mash that has proven to be just as prevalent today as when Paul Revere had rung Cambridge Surprises at the Old North Church in Boston! Despite the so-called era of liberalism of the seventies, the issue of sexual and coprophilic related topics has always remained a taboo subject.

Notice how dirty and filthy most American cities are, but enter the nearest loo, and it is indeed a rarity that an unflushed toilet can bee seen! (Many toilets now have infra-red sensors that flush upon the departure ofthe user -- automatically)!

It shall be a very long time before this attitude and mind-set should change -- if ever!

daphne (4391) -- 03.03.2009

I don't think sexuality and coprophagous actions should be lumped together. Sexuality is everywhere in this country. There are bewbs, butts, and vajayjays everywhere. They're in magazines, on billboards, on the television, and splatted across our movie screens. You can't even turn on the NFL pre-game shows without seeing some attractive-looking woman (and if only they were as haggard as the men I'd love it) these days. If sexuality was truly taboo, then it wouldn't be everywhere. Sex sells.

On the other hand, poopytime does not. I have yet to see someone covered in human feces selling Hostess Ho-Ho's or pushing our local Tru-Value Hardware store. Hot blond on billboard advertising for a crappy-ass wing franchise - possible. Shit-covered blond trying to pull a half-digested peanut out of her hair on a billboard for Jif Peanut Butter? Not possible.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

prarie doggin (3866) -- 03.03.2009

I'd pay to see John Madden trying to plunge one of his ungodly grogans in a Tru-Value commercial.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 03.03.2009

Look at the shell game still being played with the advertisement of toilet paper. Not a one of these fluffy ads mentions the word TP. Instead, it's still 'bath tissue.' And there are cartoon bears rubbing up against trees to dress up the subject.

Think you'd ever see some actor dressed as a cowboy walking out of the outhouse holding up a roll and saying, "Now, that was a man's wipe!"?


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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 03.03.2009

Slightly off subject, but I just saw the taller, skinny, "easy grip" Tropicana container on the shelves. No mention of the fact that it holds 10% less juice and the price is still the same. You're right TBW, they think we're idiots.

I'm boycotting Tropicana. There's other OJ.

Thunderbox (1357) -- 03.03.2009

You should squeeze fresh oranges instead of buying that chemical-laden filth, pd. Much better for you. All those e-numbers will have you hyperactively spazzing out.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 03.03.2009

Tbox,what are e-numbers?
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The Original Grasshopper

El Scumbag (598) -- 03.03.2009

Artificial food additives, Leandra. Over here, the chemicals and preservatives put in food to affect it's colour, shelf life, flavour, texture, etc, are frequently not named on the label. Instead they use European codes for the chemicals like E100, E120, etc. They are starting to actually mention the chemicals now, but the names are just as confusing as the codes.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 03.03.2009

Oh. Just like that coloring that's made out of a bug.
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3866) -- 03.03.2009

I'm sure just about all of those e-numbers can be found in pixy stix.

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 03.03.2009

Red food coloring obtained from beetles that lived on opuntia cacti were one of the first items that the Spaniards sent back to Europe from the New World. Cochineal and carmine are still used today.

I say to hell with just using them for coloring, some insects are quite delicious and are regularly eaten, as a good source of protein, in many countries. Thailand is probably the king of the bug munching countries. Fried grasshoppers, called chapulines in Mexico, are flavored with salt, lime juice and chiles and are quite delicious.

The Japanese cook grasshoppers (inago) in soy sauce and sugar. The flavor is OK but the texture is soggy. I prefer crispy bugs. If you fry cicadas they are crunchy on the outside but gooey in the middle. I like my bugs to be crunchy through and through.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

prarie doggin (3866) -- 04.08.2009

Chief, I like to have an occasional chewy center for that wonderful flavor burst in my mouth.

Postman (808) -- 04.08.2009

I think I might like mine medium well done. I hate my bugs to be overly cooked.

Russell (335) -- 04.08.2009

Hey wiper. I totally agree with you. parents should monotor what kids do on the computer and I don't think of this sight as pornographic. But I even use foul language


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Russell the shitting queen

LeandraCullen (913) -- 04.09.2009

If my dad monitored what I did/said on the computer, I'd never be allowed out of the house, ever. :)
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The Original Grasshopper

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