Hmmm....I wonder if anyone ever sleep-shits - you know, like sleep-walking. Fills the bowl with turd, wipes, flushes and never remembers doing it.

I've never heard of sleep shits but the longer I am on this site the more I realize there is some crazy shit out there. I remember reading a story on here of a girl shitting her pants while sleeping and then her boyfriend grabs her shit ass... but that is as close to sleep shits as far as I can smell.
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Oops I did it again, I shit when I fart, I crapped in my pants.

I'm having a spiritual awakening right now.... A premonition more than a feeling... A subtle conscienceness that ...... maybe... could it be.... That this is not front page material? Yes.....that's it. Exactly!

My wife regularly has the "find the crapper" dream - so far she has never replicated the dream prior to awakening......so far.....

I always thought the stinky fingers in the morning were from scratching my ass. Now I'm not so sure....

I think Paul Turdie is in reality Joe the Plumber warming up his creative juices for the new book he's supposedly writing. So Joe, don't take CEP's critique to heart. He's counting on folks like you to energize the conservative base with new insights like these.

If you have not seen it yet, go check out Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
They have an episode dedicated to investigating who pooped in the bed.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

A midnight snack calls for a midnight dump!

Mine is always with peeing. I'm dreaming I'm pulling down my pants, sitting down ahhhhhhh...
WAKE UP!!! I have never fully peed the bed, but I've had some pretty close calls.
Now if that Brad Pitt Sex dream were a premonition.......yeah.

I have a dream... and in it, I am urged to do my doody. The feeling is strong, and real, like a wet dream - I wake up with a start, realizing I surely must have totally let loose with my bung - and after checking myself and the sheets , realize that it was after all, only a dream...

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Sealed, for your protection...

The poop is influencing your dreams. I haven't had the doody dream, but if I drink too much water before bed (which I always do) I have peeing dreams. I haven't wet the bed, but I've had to hobble to the bathroom rapidly so I wouldn't soak my jammies.
Nine Inch Log, that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is awesome. That show rocks.

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Blowing you chocolate kisses from my butt...

I don't know if this topic belongs on Dr.Phil or Jerry Springer.

One of my recurring dreams takes place in a fast food joint. I go into the bathroom to pinch a loaf and the place is totally decorated like space-age, all sparkling and gleamy glass and stainless steel. I pull down my underwear and sit on the toilet when all at once I realize that I am sitting on the shitter in front of a glass wall looking out over the restaurant. Patrons are just walking back and forth, getting their food, etc. and they can see me like I can see them. I always think "Well, FUCK! who's big idea was this?" While I am sitting I'm only moderately embarrassed but I can't think of a way to wipe myself and pull up my pants without being way too exposed. What a nightmare.

Cannabem liberemus!

Loo, that might not be a bad idea. Much like places that show off their spotless kitchens to their customers with a glass wall, this would high-lite the bathrooms.

In my poo dream, I'm always naked on the toilet in front of strangers. I'm naked in my dreams alot.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I liked this philosophical submission. It's well-written and thought-provoking.

One of the dreams that I have on a slightly regular basis is being in a public bathroom and having the trouble of either:

1.) not having toilet paper to wipe.
2.) not being able to cover myself while I pee and there is mixed company right next to me.

I hate those dreams. Often, in the dream, I'm thinking "What the hell kind of situation is this?" All the while I realize that other people are going to see me poop. What bugs me the most is that I somehow know that even though the toilet I'm using was put wherever it was for people to use, it's not proper to be seen using it.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I can't recall a shitting dream. But I do have a somewhat similar and recurring anxiety dream. I'm jacking off and suddenly realize I'm in public, like sitting right in a meeting around an oval table -- PowerPoint hell. I try to cover the activity, pretending that I was working a cramp out of my arm or something like that. I'll bet I have this wet-dream interruptus at least once a month.

Attention English teacher poopers: Which is more correct 1 or 2?:

1. I've had dreams like that before and when I wake from them I am so glad to have not shit the bed!

2. I've had dreams like that before and when I wake from them I am so glad to have not to have shit the bed!

Both sound right, but.....

I never graduated from college.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Wording 2 sucks big time. But grammar isn't everything, or even the main thing. Here's how I'd put it, trying to eliminate all unnecessary words (e.g., "from them") and build drama by playing on the ambiguity of "relieved."

I've had dreams like that before, and on awaking, I've been relieved -- relieved to have not shit the bed.

One of the classics on writing is Elements of Style by Strunk and White. They sum up a pithy paragraph on the damage done by excess words with this great admonition and example of what they mean: "let every word tell."

How about, "I awoke from that dream and the sheets were still white"

I awoke to white sheets.

I have that book. Still. From college.

Maybe I should fucking read it.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Or maybe, PT, you should stop reading PR before going to bed. Frankly, I find it much more entertaining at the office, especially when I'm in one of those day-dreamy moods. Like right after lunch. Like right now.

Now, if you will all pardon me I have to go give a PowerPoint presentation...
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Daphne, don't do anything to change the way you write.

You like the weird, do you? :)

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Wow, that's interesting. I have the pee-pee dreams, but not the brown ones. I wonder, is your consciousness affecting your poo, or is your poo affecting your consciousness? Which came first, the chicken, or the egg you're laying?

AF - it may be that the poo has its own consciousness, which is affecting yours via the dream... Or maybe my spastic colon just makes me THINK the poo is alive. It sure feels like it--actually it feels like a fish flopping around inside me.

Having said that (and potentially alienated myself for being the weirdest PoopReporter), I can't recall ever dreaming of poop or pooping... butt sometimes I am awakened by the urge.

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Help for IBS

IBSalot, you are not alone as the urge to poop awakens me in the middle of the night almost daily.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17