You bring up a decent point MSG. A good solid log that leaves an easily wiped crack does help save water and paper, but I really think that there are easier and more effective ways to go green, and sometimes I think a loose bowel movement is kinda fun too.

I enjoy a good solid BM most of the time. Loose ones destroy the toilet bowl and while fun when they occur they are NO fun to clean up. It would be nice to have a diet that makes it that way for all Americans regardless of race, color or creed.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

While your site is relatively new to me, I'm confused by the fact that you allow readers to "login" when your site -- and this post in particular -- seems to be more focused upon "logging out."

Hehe...I hope Bob sticks around, he has potential!!!
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Well I'm doomed. ALL I do is loose. Wipe,wipe,wipe,wipe.I am definetly not a green pooper. But I do eat pretty good. And I recycle.

Oh, yeah!

"Today's feast yields tomorrow's feces"

I love it! That would make an awesome T-shirt slogan.

Its as good as "Eat big Sunday, Shit big Monday".

Why do none of my posts get through any more? Did I do something to offend the moderators?

[EDIT:] No.

[SECOND EDIT:] Yes, you're too needlessly and irrelevantly political.

It's like the flash cartoon:
"Food goes in... Poop comes out..."
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

That's hardly fair. I thought the purpose of moderation was to ensure that explicit sexual/scat and other inappropriate content didn't get through - not to censor views that you don't like.

I find it bizarre that when I was talking about sex, you let my posts through, but now I'm trying to talk about politics (which I thought was allowed). The Shit Volcano, inter alia, has talked about politics on a lot of threads - is there one standard for the PoopReport elite and another for us mere commenters? Or is it just that only certain views are allowed?

Don't ask me, Herbert, I wasn't involved with moderating any of your comments today. If you're wondering why your comments didn't get through, though, there IS one difference between you and Shit Volcano that I can see right off the bat. She registered. If you registered, your comments would get through, and they would be more likely to not be deleted.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

That's hardly fair. I thought the purpose of moderation was to ensure that explicit sexual/scat and other inappropriate content didn't get through - not to censor views that you don't like.

Any blatantly political content of any ideology is censored from PoopReport. Why? Because otherwise every thread devolves into childish namecalling; the censorship is necessary to ensure the conversation stays focused on that which is really important.

Poop.

Coming to a toilet near you.

Importantly.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Herbie, I have approved every comment of yours I come across, and usually follow it with some smart ass remark. I like ya, really, your naivety is refreshing most of the time, and infuriating once in a great while. Daphne's right, if you want to avoid waiting for a mod to approve your comments, register. You post often enough that there is no reason not to. And please keep in mind that this is Poopreport, first and foremost, and thats primarily what we discuss, but invariably, comments tend to derail, and some devolve into just what Dave described, and therefore serve no purpose other than to cause ill will (I am as guilty as anyone at this transgression). The whole purpose of the site, as I understand it, is to promote the universal equality that pooping brings to the world. (jeezuz, did I say that?)
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Fair enough, I guess you have a point; I do know this site isn't about politics, and I shouldn't have gone to such great lengths to try and provoke a political argument. So I apologise to Dave and others. I'll try and be less political in future.

I do find it odd, though, that my posts relating to sex and virginity (which were only tangentially related to poop) were always approved, while the political ones weren't.

see? there ya go, approved, just as soon as I saw it.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Herb, moderating is done on a 'best endeavour' basis. C'mon man, this site is for fun... dive in and enjoy this shit, take a few intellectual punches on the nose (we all do!)_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I'm still hoping someone will take the conversation with Citizen Nemo in some new and more absurd direction. My point was that, with so many people wanting to control or tax everything we do, can eating and pooping be far behind? What will the Committee do?

Herbert, why not register and become our political poop reporter. Follow the campaign trail by describing the turds of the candidates, such as Hillary's shriveled, dejected turds slowly going head first down the drain, being flushed by Bill's tears. You can get in your political satire and shouldn't be censored. Get creative, it appears you have the talent.

Sadly, I have little or no expertise in the matter of political candidates' bowel habits. And as much as you insist that ladies do, in fact, defecate, I really can't imagine Hillary pooping. Bill, on the other hand...

I imagine that Mike Huckabee would probably be a good PoopReporter. Given that he lost a third of his weight on a crash diet when he was Governor of Arkansas, his bowel habits must undoubtedly have been affected. And we know he has a sense of humour (as evidenced by his admission that he used to deep-fry squirrels in a popcorn popper during his undergraduate years).

(Good God, I can't believe I'm actually thinking about this. PoopReport has been a bad influence on me.)

MSG, I want to contribute to your story, but I'm not too good with the political thing. I'm going to try later. This is the first time I've ever felt bad about derailing, MSG. I'm sorry!

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Thanks, Daphne, I appreciate it. I'm not thinking of this story so much as a political thing as a potentially embarrassing conversation between someone who wants to talk about poop and someone who doesn't (but might become interested in spite of herself). And then there are the other senators present, with names to be made up . . . it's just made-up but prominent people who poop and are being forced to think about it--in public. Entertainment.

....Senator Slaymaker chokes on the last swill of bourbon that he'd hidden in his Juicy Juice *100 percent juice!* sippy carton at the last remark.....

Sen Slaymaker: Mr. Nemo, I would assume if her bowel movements are anything like her proposals, they are weak and make little spash.

.....Senator Dumas shoots a dirty look at Senator Slaymaker and then sticks out her tongue...

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Again, MSG, I am not too good with these sorts of things. However, I found myself snickering comparing your fictional conversation to those argued on the floor during the political convention I recently attended in Reno. I could only imagine a debate on shit bills with the good people of Nevada.

"Does anyone second the proposal to store bullshit at Yucca Mounta...."

"Objection, Mr. Speaker. I object! I use my bullshit every day in my backyard. It's highway robbery to think you can just come onto my property to steal my shit pile! I fed my bull for days..."

"With these prices, who can afford to burn anything but bullshit!"

"Excuse me, we were speaking to mike two!"

"But..."

"Mike number two!"

"Thank you, Mr. Speaker! As I was saying..."

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

Sen. Richard Johnson, PA (made up): I feel Mr. Nemo has a valid point. Our eating habits have made for a less than economical environment. Is there anything in the citizen privacy act that says that we can't conduct a nationwide survey to determine the average quality of output by our nations citizens? This would bring the statistics that Mr. Nemo is seeking, would it not? I'm all for improving the quality of our nation, and it is evident that we must start by improving the quality of the food we eat, everyday...and incidentally putting out the next day. Sen. Dumas, do you oppose?

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See that poo? That's MY poo! This is MY territory! Ha ha! So...go sniff around somewhere else, you dumb dog.

To the mod who approved any of my messages: Still deciding on the name, stop making me play mind games with myself, darnit! to anybody who responds to this, I highly dislike the nickname "Insane Poster"

It does raise a valid question. Fast food makes for a many-wiper...
Totally different: crapped in wal-mart. At least a foot and a half long, 4 inches long. The super-flush could not blast it to pieces. Water parted like a rock in a river around it.
I pity the poor soul who had to clean it up/look at it.

This is a good fictional story, it's rare to find good fictional stories about shit on any site
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

But I've written many a shitty fictional story. Does that count, even if it wasn't on this site?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

What site(s) were they on? May I read them? I have an idea, maybe in that little bar with all the dif. catagories, there should be one for fiction.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!