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Poop For Peace 2010

Join in the Movement!
------ posted 04.17.2010 by daphne (4950)

Today Is World Toilet Day

It's time for you to do The Big Squat.
------ posted 11.19.2009 by world_toilet_or... (10)

The Vacuum Power Of An Average Airplane Toilet

Or: why you only need to flush once. Hopefully.
------ posted 07.08.2009 by Dave (12038)

How To Poop For Peace

Friday is the day to push humanity into a browner era. Here's how.

Pooping With Mr. Pepys, Part 2

The second installment of the crappy works of Samuel Pepys
------ posted 03.19.2009 by mark of stain (30)

Cloaca No. 5 Produces No. 2 In Montreal

Those aren't ghosts in that machine...
------ posted 03.06.2009 by Montreal Gal (23)

No-Plumbing Disease

"For the world has changed, and we must change with it."
------ posted 03.01.2009 by John Sauer (10)

The Wrong Kind Of Block Party

Poop suffers under arbitrary censorship.
------ posted 02.26.2009 by The Big Wiper (2292)

Pooping With Mr. Pepys, Part 1

Linking our life to the 17th Century by way of the ass.
------ posted 02.24.2009 by mark of stain (30)

Unisex Toilets: A Proposal

Is it time to break down that wall?
------ posted 02.03.2009 by fernando (21)

Hate The Demodex!

One of God's creatures belies everything we stand for.
------ posted 01.14.2009 by fenfa (11)

I Dream Of Steamie

Does the id influence the bowels? Or vice-versa?
------ posted 12.10.2008 by paul turdie (10)

Andres Serrano's "Shit" at Yvon Lambert, NYC

A critical review of a show without substance.
------ posted 09.29.2008 by Mark (86)

Think On This Thing

G Ras figures it out.
------ posted 09.10.2008 by G Ras (181)

The Summer Of All Things Fecal

"Working in a hospital, you will learn a respect for the poop."
------ posted 09.09.2008 by Captain Craptastic (151)

I Poop And I Vote | Discuss The Movement

The political season has officially begun. And now, America needs a changing.

If Big Brother Started Watching

What if the nanny state turned to fannies?
------ posted 06.06.2008 by MSG (1661)

Those Who Write On Bathroom Walls...

Are they the truest among us?
------ posted 05.29.2008 by Dave (12038)

Poop For Peace Day: April 18, 2008

Today: war is over, if you grunt it.

The Bearable Lightness Of Having Pooped

"...my opinion is that pooping is a sign of professionalism."
------ posted 04.08.2008 by Lord Ponkleton (10)

The Poop Story As A Path To Feminine Empowerment

How defecation can level the playing field.
------ posted 04.02.2008 by snowpea (91)

Faces Of Feces: Questioning Cross-Cultural Interpretations Of Poop Humor

Does toilet humor translate?
------ posted 03.26.2008 by snowpea (91)

Introducing US Patent 7263727: The Hygienic Toilet

In order to form a more perfect appliance...
------ posted 03.20.2008 by Viacheslav Zhurin (10)

Quantum Mechanics And Poop

Or: How am I still shitting when I haven't eaten for a week?
------ posted 03.17.2008 by baron von crapalot (656)

When All Food Is Good Food

...then all poop is no poop?
------ posted 02.13.2008 by Professor Schitz (90)

No Child's Behind Left Behind

Shouldn't our schools prepare children for a lifetime of pooping?
------ posted 02.07.2008 by MSG (1661)

(Self) Portrait Of A Shameless Shitter

Your clicks can help an artist in his brown period.
------ posted 12.29.2007 by PoopMagnet (10)

Toilet Talk: My Address To The World Toilet Summit

In anticipation of the International Year of Sanitation, I offer these words.
------ posted 11.05.2007 by Dave (12038)

Dateline New Delhi: Live At The World Toilet Summit

A global conversation about our very favorite topic.
------ posted 11.02.2007 by Dave (12038)

How to Interrogate Terrorists: The Colonoscopy

If the government is reading, they'll be interested in this one.
------ posted 10.29.2007 by delusional pooper (34)


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