next time have a point it makes it so much better for the reader

Good for you! Happy Adjusting! Smart man.

The hit show All in the Family made History IT was the First Time that a Toilet Flush was heard when recorded im front of a live studio
audiunce

Has this woman of yours registered on PR? Are you willing to reveal her handle, if she has one? Whoever she is, she's a champ. This is exactly how I envision the future of pooping. Males and females alike will do it without shame or the need to hide it, regardless of how classy they are. Granted, we don't want people pooping in inappropriate places, but the idea of just pooping naturally and not having any hangups about someone knowing you're pooping is grand. A pootopia indeed.

BTW, that's how Mr. Blaster and I do it. We have a wonderful marriage.

Am I missing something?

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The Late Great
SamDamnit!
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

This is an very erudite essay and really speaks to me. The universe in which this woman lives is the same one I inhabit. The bathroom is not verboten, it is a continuation of attitudes expressed in daily life. She sees visiting the facilities as no different than her other daily habits. She is not ashamed of this fact of nature. Closed doors and closets are not for her.

Bravo! This is indeed a splendid vision of what is possible when someone refuses to make a big deal out of something much of the world fusses about.

Interesting story but I'm still trying to get past the fact that a guy who claims to be staight uses the word "fabulous". Maybe we are from different generations.

Nice essay. Hopefully you will continue to realize that hot chicks shit too! Being open and willing when others are around is quite a liberating thing. It's just pooping. Not like your spanking the monkey in front of your mother or priest or anything like that.

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May all your movements be smooth!! Poop Shooter!

This is a well written story but it bugs me. It basically says "I'm having an affair outside of an existing relationship with a gorgeous woman but she's not ashamed of her body". Glad to see you are trying to accept her shameless shitting but good grief man this is assinine when looked at in context to the fact you are having an affair. Skulking around to boutique hotels to shag but having a problem with a person dropping the kiddies off at the pool...sheeesh.

By the way class is not something you have when you choose to have an affair, it's a shitty thing to do. Class is waiting until you are "unencumbered" before entering into a new relationship, this comment is over, put a fork in it, preferably the salad fork.

C Everett: Any person on a quest for a trophy (with a little lust mixed in) will undoubtedly use words like "fabulous".
Don't forget, the writer is anticipating his trophy reading this fine piece of flattery.
Oh, how the wait must be killing you, Scat-o-Logical!

I dunno, Bunga Din... it seems that you have a
few "hang ups" of your own, taboos that cause you to dismissively judge others harshly based upon a minimum of clearly incomplete information. This is the sort of behavior I would expect men in white coats to study and prescription drug companies to offer little pills to cure.

No one has control over the inherently random nature of the universe, so timing is rarely ideal in such cases. One must make do as best one can. We both consider ourselves insanely lucky to have this particular incidence of "bad timing".

If you must know, we are both marching through processes that involve the employment of lawyers, so neither of us need to "skulk". I'm just not about to do things like post personal information on the internet, thank you very much.

In fact, the potential for reactions like yours was exactly why we both hesitated to spend any time together, but your posturing and blustering is so preposterous and presumptuous that you'd not only have to put your brain on hold to think as you do, but remove it from your skull, toss it to the floor, and stomp it into insensibility.

I don't really care what you think of me, but you may have tarred my love with the same brush you impotently waved in my direction. Big Mistake.

Sounds like the Perfect Woman is a Shameless Shitter, and our author is trying to reconcile that with his rigid Shameful Shitter upbringing.

I applaud his attempt to work past his apprehensions.

The road to coupledom is oft littered with obstacles: He's a Night Owl, she's a Morning Lark. He says "Tomato," she says "Tomahto." He likes coffee, she likes tea. He's a Shameful Shitter, she is blatantly, joyously Shameless.

There have been worse differences to overcome.

And as with every other aspect of relationships. Good Communication (TM) is the key to greater comfort. If Scat-o-Logical is very uncomfortable with a full view of his crapping honey, he should say so to her, in the gentlest and most objective of terms. Perhaps cite the need to screen noxious odors from wafting into the bedroom as a reason to keep the door at least halfway closed.

Those who truly love will never want to cause discomfort and nausea in their loved one (although, despite the best of intentions, menfolk often lead their women to that fate in the first trimester of pregancy, and again in labor and childbirth, but that is another topic).

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Scat-O-Logical, basically what bugged me about the post was the story boils down to you publicly professing your love for a Poopreporter but doing so couched in one of the thinnest possible shit stories ever to grace these pages, knowing they would see the story and be all enthralled with your prose. It's like a couple of teenagers exchanging notes in high school...boring.

Bunga, quite possibly they are teenagers.

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

I have to say, I was really happy to publish this story. I thought it was a great break from the norm, not to mention a great affirmation of the power of our shameless outlook here on the site.

And I tried my best to get Scat-o-Logical to tell me which PoopReporter is the lucky lady. No dice.

Her actions may be a subtle way of saying if you want me in your life you have to put up with my shit.

I think the author sounds like a real jerk. I hope our poop reporter comes to her senses soon. His writing is wrapped in so many layers of pretense, that it would be a perfomance piece unto itself, to slowly strip it away. He is talking down to the members of this site, like I assume he talks down to his mistress. I, for one, am not impressed in the least.

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The Late Great
SamDamnit!
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Agreed with a few of the others that consider this pretentious drivel. Longfellow could have written it and it would still be called "cheating." What a line of bullshit about "timing" and the universe too. I've had many instance where the timing that I met someone was wrong. I handled it a bit differently. I kept my dick in my pants. It's called self-control, something our self-flagellating author has none of.

wow...the comments on this post have really blown me away.

this is a great post...very original.

after reading the comments I see everyone sees this in tale in a different light.

So what if this dude is having an affair Bunga...you sound jealous. It's probably more fun then sitting on the computer all day trying to stay sober.

I personally don't care for seeing people shit...even if it's a hot chick. I can drool over her while I bang her.

As they say, you know your honeymoon's over when you're brushing your teeth while your spouse is on the pot, in the same bathroom... so apparently it's not over for you too yet.
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juiop: a juicy poop

er... *Two...

...and good luck.

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juiop: a juicy poop

Ah yes doniker, staying sober, you just continue to stimulate me in that regard and I thank you wholeheartedly for that.

Since chatting with Scat-o-Logical in the chat room I've a better appeciation of this story and his reasons for posting, I was too quick to judge and have since seen this story in the light it was intended to be...an honorary to the woman he truly loves, I commend him on his dedication to his honey.

Regarding class, I still think discretion is the better part of valour, but you sir doniker have risen above the occassion on many an eve as exemplified here

A real class act you are doniker!

I'm glad your girlfriend is helping you see that shitting isn't such a taboo. And it's nice to see some older people on the dating circuit.

This story was not in a style I particularly enjoy reading, but I'm not going to call it crappy either. It's just not my personal taste.

Scat-o,
Having an affair is the lowest expression of character that a person can display. I think the real reason for the clandestine nature of your post is to protect your obviously inflated and fragile ego from the reality of what a scumbag you are.

Your story was terrible, not intellectual crap, just plain crap. Ooooooh, a shameful shitter and a shameless shitter, isn't that quaint. What kind of reactions did you expect? Were you expecting admiration for being a low character and a cheat, or your 'selfless act' of accepting a shameless shitter into your wretched life? BTW, statistically, your new relationship has a 70% chance of failing and at an accelerated schedule to boot. I think the phrase 'what comes around, goes around' is apropos. In the vernacular of Dennis Miller: "...that's just my opinion, I could be wrong”. Rant over.

My appologies to Dave for the off topic comments.

I find it highly amusing that a person posting
with the user name "Capn' Crap (not verified)"
can accuse anyone of having a "clandestine
nature" with a straight face.

I find it even more amusing that someone
clearly having a deep-seated need to prove
something to total strangers in the area of
"uninhibited behavior" (evidenced by their
appearance here) would be so not only be so
judgmental when it comes to the uninhibited
and perfectly legal behavior of two consenting
adults, each with legal teams spending their
money like drunken sailors to change their
respective temporarily unfortunate marital status.

In summary Capn', your "contribution" was a long,
hectoring exercise in unexamined unoriginalism
and pure vitriol, evincing the sort of intellect
that would allow you to injure yourself on sharp cheddar.

As for how our "relationship might fare
statistically", did ya hear the one about
the two statisticians?

You probably did. ^.^

Your Girl Sounds like a gift from the poop gods. i have ibs and tend to drop nasty turds. i call thdm moab. mother of all bombs. i am a turd terrorist by default. my turds stop up shitters. im a big guy and eat alot. i enjoyed the terrorism after awhile. am i bad ?

You have to toke the roach, mon; To understand this dribble.

Keep the ganja out of the hands of the white devil.

I enjoyed this story but I feel for the lady in question. It's hard having shameful/shameless relationships. Most of us don't even try to see the other point of view. Good job trying.

I think the only thing that worries me about this story, are the horrible people commenting on what they think of this innocent man! Quite a boring story if I'm honest, but certainly nothing to deserve the hatred you've received Scat-o-Logical. I don't think you spoke down to anybody. I think it boils down to there being alot of angry, frustrated, maybe even constipated people on this site.

Anyway, the story, I agree with you about the door open thing. I cannot understand people who do the toilet, door open, with someone else there. I'm comfortable with the fact that we human beings defacate, but I dont want to smell or see or watch it! I'm not shy, I've got taste, that's all. Theres nothing backwards about not wanting to watch someone empty their bowels. I can't really see people becoming more comfortable with shit. It is after all, shit.

Yes, certainly some (not all, not the majority) of the people here have excremental problems. Why do you think they're here? They probably google'd their problem and found this site.

Don't mind them too much.
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juiop: a juicy poop

WTF...???
Lets just say this is true (IPaddr can tell unless they are good...), and then its simple.

ANY MAN that CLAMBERS

"I'm rather fond of the ground upon which she walks on" has one of three maladies:
1)She is way better than you have EVER had
2)She has manipulated you by "becoming" your dream girl by listening to your ramblings.
THEN...showing LIMITED skin to further arouse you...twice....at will....whatever
3)worst....1+2+SHE KNOWS 1 and 2!
OK....Maybe EVEN WORSE----
4)SHIT....your heart is involved+3
E-mail me...I'll GIVE you some info that will get you back on the "Real" track.
HINT....you can turn it around=?

And Bunga....Donker....this is EXACTLY WTF "Ms.PooPurrfect" wants. All the guys NOT learning >WTF!

Love the pooper...hate the poop....
Right females????

Oh shit....there go my chances to get laid by a FPR. Then again some women like it...
Step into my parlour, they say, and then a fart later from them...☺..

BTW...If its a lie..SCatO..you know what we
(PRMEN) think...

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

My Husband and I have no problem using the bathroom in each others company.Usually we have our "heart to hearts" there,me fixing my hair or putting on makeup and him on the crapper.The very first time he came to my house,he jumped out of his truck,ran up the steps to the porch and yelled,"I gotta crap bad!Where is your bathroom?!!" I fell in love instantly! He sure ain't one of those sissy ass guys who turn on the water and the fart fan to cover up the sound.He just turns on the fart fan to take away the SMELL! I'm glad we have no trouble in the bathroom,cause if it bothered me I would never get to use the toilet.Everytime I get near it,he is like a pit-bull defending his territory.I guess I could call him a "pot-bull". I dated a few guys before I got married and only one was a shameful shitter.I took great pleasure rigging the lock on my bathroom door,so he couldn't lock it,then waltzing in and embarassing the hell outta him!! It was wonderful.

Dixie, it sounds like you have a real catch there. Hang onto him tooth and nail because they don't always come so shameless!

Scat-O-Logical, this girl is a keeper. I wish you nothing but the best, hang on to this one.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Too bad the writter of this crap is such a looser. He writes about the "keeper". What about the keeper he left behind without any suport to allow her to maintain her house that they made together. POOP, yea, this guy is full of it. If I was only able to get close enough to him, I would wipe my ass with him.

I gotta love the way this site brings up the list of most recent comments, otherwise I may not have seen this. I always love the interplay of the threads of various comments and felt the need to respond to this one:

I have always said, you don't get to pick who you fall in love with. It just happens whenever it so happens. That's not even the point of this, it's that this extremely articulate and intelligent guy adores his dream woman so much that he is willing to not only understand her Shamelessness in his private life, but also peruse this site as she thinks it's funny AND write about trying to reconcile this within his own upbringing/views--precisely because he holds her in such high estimation. THAT is another facet to PR-ing. (They can't ALL be "I crapped my pants" stories!)

What I want to know is: Are they still together, now, a little over a year later from this post?

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

I've got to be honest here, I wouldn't be happy if my partner sat on the can plip-plip-plopping away and I'm not all that comfortable with her farting either. I have a smell and sound memory, have had it since a child. I heard and smelled one of my Mum's farts as a kid and for years when she addressed me, all I could smell was her stinky rank fart! She had become the fart. Maybe I'm over that now, I don't know. I really don't want to just smell musty flatus and rancid shite when I see my love cos she's everything to me. Maybe some Confrontation Therapy might do the trick :-)

> What I want to know is: Are they still
> together, now, a little over a year later
> from this post?

Better than that. Much better than that.
As of 07/31/08 the proper form of address
for Ms. Crapolla will be "Mrs. Scat-o-Logical"

So, those who heckled, insulted, and made negative comments can just stick a butt-plug in it.

Scat-O-Logical and I, Crapola, are getting married July 31 2008!

I am the former Mrs. Metatherapist.

Now I will be Ms. Crapola Scat-O-Logical :)

The MetaTherapist is happy for us and stands by the poop reports I wrote about him.

However, don't expect many reports about Scat-O-Logical because he is so shameful.

Mazel Tov!
May the best of your past be as the least of your future, and may your plunger never get dampened.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Thank you RoboCrap!

Now... where do Poop Reporters establish a bridal registry for gifts....

Maybe Dave's effort to build bathrooms in India!

:)