The Journal of Ass Production
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"I was really excited to get my JOAP, and even more excited when I pulled it out of the envelope. The cover design and inner illustrations are simply smashing, and the writing is as one would expect from PoopReport -- witty, wonderful, and full of shit."
-- PoopReport's own AssBlaster2000
"Thought provoking and insightful. From the porta-potty to the porcelain throne, the Journal has all you've ever wanted to know about your favorite seat in the house. It is the shit about shit."
-- PoopReport's own Nine Inch Log
PRAISE FOR THE JOURNAL OF ASS PRODUCTION #1
"The Journal of Ass Production is like an overflowing bowl of bathroom knowledge and ass intellect. Who knew that reading about doodie could be so much fun? When does Volume 2 come out?"
-- Bruce L., creator of Sphincterine
"When I first received the Journal of Ass Production, I was tempted to start reading it immediately. But instead, I followed the instructions and waited for my next visit to the "reading room." Rest assured, there is no more sublime experience than evacuating one's bowels to the music of poop-related prose. Two Turds Up!"
-- Michael C., inventor of the poop business card holder
"A compact, quick-reading compilation of eclectic subjects of interest to the casual and devoted fecalphiliac alike, The Journal is the ideal bathroom buddy. Flows effortlessly, with just the right amount of splash for those treasured sessions on the pot."
-- PoopReport's own The Big Wiper