I think Dave is handsome! Yoo-hoo!!!

"Dave Pragen, Toilet Webmaster"

"Pragen". Hilarious. I was especially fond of the sandals. Needless to say, I am proud that your success has transcended boundaries of the internet. You are now a multi-media talent. Kudos. And yes, you do look that dorky in real life.

CHEERS

That was great! Congratulations! Your on your way to stardom!

"Yes Dave, not everyone is having sex."

For some reason this struck me as incredibly funny. Don't know why. Also, did you look down her shirt? I would have.

Woo hoo! Very jazzy ... Jazzy Dave. For some reason I always thought your name was Praeger.

"Not everyone is having sex, but everyone is pooping" shall go down as one of the greatest quotes in history. Move over JFK. Congrats Dave!

Dude, that kicked ass. I love the British sense of humor - a shot of Dave, a shot of a piss-filled urinal, then "Toilets" all while playing "Hashpipe." Gotta love it! Too bad they didn't play one of the songs from the poop lyrics contest!

"British sense of humor" is an oxymoron. We ain't funny.

ditch the glasses, dude.

now that you have all seen the BBC video i think i'll do another shameless plug for www.tenzoTV.com plenty more funny video's there :)

now I need to send in a video, I guess Chip and Me are next in line to be filmed on this site, or turdworld, talking about our knowlage of toilets. God, that chick that interviewed you is extra hot!

Dave for President!

Nice plug, Dave! I will always associate your face with toilets from here on out. I do mean that in the best possible way. Promise. :-)

HAVE MY BABY DAVE!

That's right ...Dave's a multi-media talent! Watch out Stern, Dave is after your' throne.

damn! where's my copy? those bbc'ers seemed to have changed their email, and haven't forwarded a tape to the other poop show stars (read: dan wood) - HELLO BBC, if you are out there, dan wood is looking for a tape, too...

ps. congrats dave!

I have a pooping problem. I just, well, when i get nervous, i poop and then i get it on my fingers and i want to eat it! What's wrong with me??

Dude, that's pretty lame Guy. You have a severe problem. Poop is not Food! My advice to you is Relax and try not resist the temptation to eat your shit. It packs on pounds.

I have a major constipation problem it gets worse evry day, it started with one hour, but now it lasts 3 hours. I need to get this problem solved, it really hurts sometimes, and i had to have some poop surgically removed once. I am on 2 medications for it, and nothing is working. Please help me, I am in pain. please!

the e-mail above is fake

I have a brain disorder, thats why i have trouble with not touching my poop when it comes out. Its so brown and creamy, i want to eat it and play with it. Instead of an ice-cream sundae, i want a big poop milkshake. I would make a whole line of poop products if I could, but I can'r who would buy them? Please make poop donations to me, send it in containers to 9012 Market Street, Akron, Ohio 44320. Thank you, I need your donations, I'm hungry for poop. I crave it day and night, it's like cigarrets, well i have to go, I'm going to fart and its gonna smell very very bad! Maybe poop will come after! Love Shannon (The Massive Poop Monster)

fuckin great site yeah pretty shitty mmmmm xxxxx

wow shannon looks like you've got a real problem! well im a sexy model....IN MY THONG! so how bout it boys? hmmm..... luv ya~*Leash*~ (or as it should be... Unleashed~)

hi, im Alicia's freind, Im lonely tonight, care to join me? I'd love some company,after this mornings porn shoot I've had NOTHING TO DO! I give some pretty good head... but only if your interested

One summer day i was over at my girlfriend's house. She went downstairs to get some drinks and my stomach turned. I wanted to use her bathroom but I was scared cuz I knew it was gonna be a whopper of a shit! I decided to use it anywayz. I sat down and let it go! Oh my God I didn't think it would end. I kept shitting and shitting...then she kncked on the door of the bathroom and asked what was up...I told her I was just combing my hair...I finaly finshed and the toilet was almost full of shit! I tried to flush but it went nowhere...it was so full you could not even see the water...i didn't know what to do...I just put down the lid....pulled up my drawers and went to her room...it stunk so bad you could smell it all the way down the hall...i left that day feeling disgusted...i never heard from her again...I hope she got her toilet cleaned out...

I only wish I could read poopreport.com while I was sitting on the pooper.

Here's another thread de-railed by "please help" morons. Either these people think this is funny or they really think they are getting help here.

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Broccoli!