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To scientists, skatole is C9H9N. To PoopReporters, it's the molecule that makes poop stink.
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SHAMELESS SHITTER CERTIFICATE
They stroll to the bathroom with a newspaper under their arm and a grin on their face... you know they'd love a certificate on their wall.

SHAMEFUL SHITTER CERTIFICATE
We all poop. But, for some reason, this person is really embarassed by it. This certificate helps them realize that they're not alone.

OFFICIAL POOPREPORTER CERTIFICATION
When your friends ask if you really wrote that poop story, this is how you prove it.


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POOP POWER STICKER | 4 for $2
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