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Poop Causes Office Laughs... PoopReport.com Causes Office Controversy!

Posted 05.17.2001 by P.J. (20)

Today I was sitting at my desk when from the bathroom came the most revolting fart I have ever heard. It came from my co-worker (he has absolutely no couth to begin with), and after the fact was very proud of his prodigious poop sound.

My loan processor was standing next to the copy machine and she jumped a little because of the decibel level and asked me "what was that?" I just folded over laughing with my head on my desk and told her it was "Ian" in the bathroom. It was the topic of the day at my office.

Later in the day I went to this site and was going to print some funny stories about "poop in the office" on the free-for-all computer, but a client called so I minimized this website and planned to come back to it... but my boss got on the computer and saw the website and threw a fit.

Since I am "conservative" and not blatently crude, my boss accused my co-worker of accessing the site and said that he might have to restrict our internet access because of this.

It's great to be an Anonymous PoopReporter. Especially when someone gets the blame for my poop.
-- P.J.

Steve (49) -- 07.13.2001

i have a desk that is across from the single stall ladies room and i hear some pretty rank stuff.. the worst part is when im on the phone with clients and i have to explain why i am laughing so hard

Jeff B (159) -- 12.26.2001

I had a job one time at a ski resort. The poor janitor there told us some nightmare stories about the worst job on earth. Cleaning the ladies room stalls at a busy Ski lodge. The crap they try to flush down the big white telephone is amazing. They go through a gazillion times more paper and besides that they flush anything else they use in there down the crapper. The poor bugger would have to evacuate the ladies room and set up the wet floor signs and go in like some kind of 1-man crapper swat team, almost every Saturday or Sunday when it was busy. The Ski-bunnies clogged the pipes every time. The guy was stressed beyond belief trying to keep the sewer pipes flowing out of the ladies bathroom at the Ski-hill. So kids if you are reading this stay in school. You don't want to end up the janitor at the Ski-lodge plunging the poop of out the ladies room crappers - this is the number one worst job on the planet, next to being a Taliban warrior.

pooper (not verified) -- 02.13.2002

well, sometimes there isnt anything to do with certain things but flush them...the stupid men that built the bathrooms never considered putting a trashcan or a little thingy, and its either flush it or throw it on the floor.

slim jim junkie (not verified) -- 05.15.2003

I ripped a fart like that once at work. It had an increadible echo!

Milk Chocolate (not verified) -- 05.20.2003

Dude. We need to use more toiletpaper. I won't go into the specifics but try being a woman for a while before you diss them.

PJbrownstuff (60) -- 05.29.2003

This is a different PJ, btw. Funny story though.

Jeff B (159) -- 05.30.2003

There is no such word as "couth".

Cardinal Sunshine (not verified) -- 02.09.2005

Pooper: a lot of ladies rooms have "Hate Mail" boxes nowadays. When I was a custodian for the U of M, we used to have to empty them out when we cleaned the bathrooms.

dont no (not verified) -- 02.15.2005

dont get any of this

mcpooper (not verified) -- 08.14.2005

i fart when i take a leak. it echoes alot of the times. it makes me laugh. and girls just need to lean how to poo.

Poo Poo (not verified) -- 10.17.2005

I LOVE POOP!!!!!!

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