There is a place in this world for lower functioning humanoids.

Interesting combination of textures for a bookstore load. Did you notice any corn-peanut content?

My comment doesn't have anything to do with a real trooper like George, bless him. My shamelessness does not involve in any way, shape or form, huge messes for others to clean up. The guy that left that nasty calling-card was, IMO, an exhibitionist of the highest order. "Look what I did, everybody!"

Really bad form in my book.

Bad Form or Bad AIM! If it were an accident what was the poor fellow to do? Me, I have never left a disgusting calling card ON the seat of a public toilet, BUT, I have been known on occasion to leave a huge crap pile or butterscotch pudding colored blown out oatmeal, chili and beer splattered mess for the next fellow to see. What do I do when I see someone elses hideous shit splat? I nearly puke, that's what. But I also have to chuckle at myself that the fellow before me got his victorious desired effect on the next person to attmpt to use the throne. I have NEVER used a public toilet if I find someone elses shit in it first. Poor George. I hope it was a cool T-Shirt. I recall a Jr High School janitor kind of like him named Harold. If some jerk purposefully stufffed a toilet with paper towels and then shat a pile, Old Harold would get called out to clean the mess up! I never did that, but some guys are total crazy fuck ups when it comes to tearing shit up!

Wouldn't a turbo-charged toilet be great?

I got a funny story. A girl I knew was telling me that she walked into a cubicle in the ladies and the same thing had happened, someone had managed to make a big poo-mess all over the seat. She went into the next cubicle obviously disgusted and did her business.

Whilst washing her hands another woman walked in, went into the dirtied cubicle and walked straight back out.

Our female hero commented "I did that."

If I were to walk in to a poop-filled cubicle, I would have the nearly-puke reaction that gutbuster described. But to be fair and "Pay It Forward", I would have to go in to the next cubicle and leave a present like that for the next person.....

That was the most fucked up thing i have ever heard!!! The guy that left a shit like that should be shot then kept alive for George to shit on his face after drinking massive amounts of beer...then after an hour or two of that torture they should kill him!!!

the lord has a special place in heaven for brave souls like Goerge

*George...very sorry on my awful spelling

I remember an anime Excel Saga where threre was this girl who considered it an honor to be titled head toilet cleaner

Whoa.. Really gotta appreciate someone, even if they are "special", who would do that. Especially for a t-shirt.

Go George!

I've been out in George's situation...I couldn't carry out the order though. Once, when I worked at a grocery store, I received orders to clean up the mens room. I knew something was wrong because it was so early in the afternoon, and that task was generally done late at night. Sure enough, someone had dropped their trowsers starting at the door to the Men's room and left a trail of liquid poop from there to the stall. Not a trail of dribble, a trail about a foot wide with splatter effects. They gave me a SNOW SHOVEL to scoop it up with. The stall, or should I say ground zero, was a horrific site. Almost none of the payload had made it into the bowl but it had indeed made it everywhere else. What was somewhat funny was that the perp was still in the bathroom cleaning himself up when I went in. He made some comment like "I can't believe someone did that..." but he had guilty written all over his face (and poop splatter all over the bottom of his jeans). After another nervous/embarrased comment he quickly fled the crime scene. I have a fairly weak stomach, so needless to say after a couple minutes of scraping liquid poo off the tile, I went to my manager with watery eyes and still gagging to inform him that I was incapable of cleaning that mess up. I was willing to get fired for this. He was generally a dick but on this day he must have found a wee bit of sympathy for me and the situation and let me off (he even gave me a 15-minute break to compose myself...I must have looked shaken up). I don't know who ended up cleaning it up but god bless that brave man. God bless George.

5wipesormore: That's hillarious. It reminded me (but not really related) of someone a fellow I worked with at that store told me about. He had a friend who was diabetic and had to give himself insulin injections. When he was done with the needle, he would spear the toilet paper roll with it and leave it there. Not very nice, but very funny as I can imagine the reactions of the next customer.

p.s.-The last line of the story should end "lesser men were unable TO DO." Sorry for the bad grammar.

Was this done in Asheville, NC by any chance? Cause splattered a Barnes and Noble there quite good with one of my explosive anal attacks. No log that I can remember. Poor retarded guy.

Cause I splattered, rather

Di Uhreea, even if your boyfrined is a Cpatain of a massive ship, it doesn't mean you should go around crapping on toilet seats. I say, shit on the seat aint neat! But I must also say the gilr who claimed she did it has HUGE BALLS!! I can just picture this sweet young nubile babe (Sandra Bullock type) washing her hands and shocking the shit of of some broad!!! Good for her!!!

You have gotta be real hard up for work to be a professional janitor.

When I was about 19 I worked for a janitorial service that cleaned a department store. Since I was the "new guy' and "low man on the totum pole" I got bathroom clean-up.

Needless to say after 2 weeks of looking at fecal messes at 6AM I quit. I can't believe I lasted 2 weeks!

I swear I would rather be homeless or in prison than clean other people's shit!

well you all know what school bathrooms are like, well i would have to say this is one of the worst.

i went into the womens bathroom when i was about to completely shit myself and had class in 5 minutes. i hurried into a stall after hollering "hello, is there anybody in here" and coming to the conclusion that there wasnt. so i ontinued on with my duty shitting while be scared shitless that someone might enter. after i was finished i realized i had been in such a hurry i hadnt noticed the absent tiolet paper which was necessary to the fact that i quikly had to attend class. i hurried to two also absent stalls when entering the last which was already dirtied, but i quikly used some tiolet paper, and hurried out just as a women was hurring in followed by the loudest scream ever. first she screamed that i was a man, then noticed the stall i had come out with filled with shitty tiolet paper, and a huge maxi pad filled with blood. i was reported, and though i didnt get in much trouble, the word spread quike that i might probalbly be of both sexes.

Thus is a messed up story, I feel bad for george, though, I meen picin on a retarded dude, come on how low can u go

YOU BASTARDS! I was saving that turd for seconds! I had already eaten one off the floor and was planning on having my creation for a snack. I demand that you make george return the turd to me this instant or I'll be forced to commit an act of turd terrorism every hour on the hour till I get it back.

I'm disappointed. I thought this was going to be a story about the President.
Oh, my God. Did I call IT that? Sorry, I meant George Bush.